#baka
DID IT OCCUR. TO WHOEVER HELPED THEMSELVES. TO THE MYSTERY UNLABELED GUMMY GROWLBEASTS. CONCEALED WITHIN MY BAG. THAT PERHAPS. THEY WERE NOT ORDINARY GUMMY GROWLBEASTS. NECESSITATING THE DESTRUCTION OF THEIR ORIGINAL PACKAGING. TO FOOL THE SEEDFLAP-BREATHING MORONS AT BORDER CONTROL. THE #THIEF MAY MAKE THEMSELVES KNOWN BELOW. @aeneasCaldarium @genetrixAdvocate @carmineGnosiology. #BAKA #INSTANTKARMA. #SLAYCATION.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Headed out for a stroll t'day, and wouldn'tchu know it? Ackkkk!!! Out popped a random encounter!!!! One 'o th'weirdest in the entire BHILDR'S GUIDEGAX TO LUSUS CURAE COMPENDIUM This was a daggum doozey!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Or should I say...DOZE-y? ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast Medium elephantoid fey yokai, any chaotic alignment ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Armor Class: 16 (natural armor) Hit Points: 90 (20d8) Speed: 30 ft., fly 50 ft. (hover) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 10 (+0) 17 (+3) 10 (+0) 12 (+1) 16 (+3) 14 (+2) ━━...Read more