#guidegax
@terribleFate ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Seems like yer a lil too distrustin' fer someone askin' fer a lot 'o trustin'. Limebloods went extinct countless sweeps ago. Aren't any anymore. The only way yer gettin' limeblood is one 'o three places... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Blood residue from mythological "elimenation" weapons. ELIMENATOR AXESTINGUISHERS. ELIMENATOR SOOTSPEARS. ELIMENATOR ASHSLASHERS. Even ELIMENATOR GUNPOWDER PUFFERS, though those are much less soaked in blood compared to a mythos-named special weapon soaked in the stuff. There are only a few dozen still intact today, the rest melted down fer fears their angere...Read more
HELLO. MISCELLANEOuS DORKS AND CHuMPS AND POuTY MOOD SLuMPS WHO ARE DOWN IN THE FuCKING DuMPS. CHIN THE FuCK uP. I AM HERE. TO WISH YOu ALL. A VERY. FATHER'S DAY. VERY FATHER INDEED. A FATHERY'S DAY. OF PATRIARCHAL AND PATERNALISTIC PRIDE. FITTING. SuCH A GAY DAY. COuLD FALL ON A GAY MONTH. MAY EVERY FATHER TREAT THEIR HuSBAND RIGHT TODAY. THIS INCLuDES THE MANY WOMEN FATHERS OuT THERE. WHO CHOOSE TO SPORT MuSTACHES. AND HANDLE MEN'S DuTIES. IN A WOMAN'S HOME. ALL FATHERS. ARE DESERVING. OF uNWAVERING RESPECT. AND ADuLATION. NOTHING IS BETTER. THAN HAVING A FATHER. WHICH IS A DISTINCTION. I TRAGICALLY CAN...Read more
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Alas...my illustrator ain't uh...ain't gotten back t'me yet, and m'left with little choice but t'assume the worst... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < On the upside!!! @packageHandler expressed a fondness fer one 'o Alternia's greatest creatures...'n I was happy t'share some 'o my knowledge...on some 'o their deadliest...AND DADLIEST...won't out 'em!!! But this is a close friend 'o mine's lusus...the Cujojito Barkbeastito!!! A critter very little with very large opinions!!! Cujojito Barkbeastito — Chihaahaa Small beast, any evil alignment ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Armor Class: 16 (natural armor) Hit Points: 67 (...Read more
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Headed out for a stroll t'day, and wouldn'tchu know it? Ackkkk!!! Out popped a random encounter!!!! One 'o th'weirdest in the entire BHILDR'S GUIDEGAX TO LUSUS CURAE COMPENDIUM This was a daggum doozey!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Or should I say...DOZE-y? ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast Medium elephantoid fey yokai, any chaotic alignment ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Armor Class: 16 (natural armor) Hit Points: 90 (20d8) Speed: 30 ft., fly 50 ft. (hover) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 10 (+0) 17 (+3) 10 (+0) 12 (+1) 16 (+3) 14 (+2) ━━...Read more