HELLO. MISCELLANEOuS DORKS AND CHuMPS AND POuTY MOOD SLuMPS WHO ARE DOWN IN THE FuCKING DuMPS. CHIN THE FuCK uP. I AM HERE. TO WISH YOu ALL. A VERY. FATHER'S DAY. VERY FATHER INDEED. A FATHERY'S DAY. OF PATRIARCHAL AND PATERNALISTIC PRIDE. FITTING. SuCH A GAY DAY. COuLD FALL ON A GAY MONTH. MAY EVERY FATHER TREAT THEIR HuSBAND RIGHT TODAY. THIS INCLuDES THE MANY WOMEN FATHERS OuT THERE. WHO CHOOSE TO SPORT MuSTACHES. AND HANDLE MEN'S DuTIES. IN A WOMAN'S HOME. ALL FATHERS. ARE DESERVING. OF uNWAVERING RESPECT. AND ADuLATION. NOTHING IS BETTER. THAN HAVING A FATHER. WHICH IS A DISTINCTION. I TRAGICALLY CANNOT SAY I EVER KNEW. YES. YES. I HAVE ENDuRED HARDSHIPS FEW OF YOu CAN EVEN FuCKING FATHOM. SuRVIVING THESE TRIALS. IS HOW I BECAME LORDLING GOD OVER ALL CREATION. THE ALPHA. THE OMEGA. THE ORIGINAL FATHER. BuT RECENTLY. AS IT TuRNS OuT. THIS HAS CHANGED. NOT FOR ME. BuT FOR MY CHARACTER. CALLIE BHORNE. YES. YOu HEARD THAT RIGHT. CALLIE BHORNE. MY TROLLSONA. HAS A FATHER. IT IS TRuE. ENTER. SOMEBODY FAR LESS FATHERLESS THAN I. CALLIE BHORNE STANDS BEFORE YOu AS A HuMBLY TOWERING MODEST MONuMENT TO EVERYTHING THAT IS RIGHT AND JuST IN THIS WORTHLESS EXISTENCE AND ALL THAT COMES AFTER IT. CALLIE IS SMALL. NOT AS GIFTED IN VERTICALITY AS I. BuT HE IS MORE DENSE THAN A COLLAPSING NEuTRON STAR OF PuRE uNADuLTERATED LORDLY RAGE COMPRESSED INTO THE FORM OF A YOuNG LORDLING WHO COuLD SNAP A SOLID ADAMANTINE SPINE LIKE A DRY TWIG. WHILE MAKING THE DRY TWIG SNAPPING SOuND WITH HIS RATHER JOCuLOSE MOuTH. HE IS THE APEX OF ALL THINGS ALTERNIAN. MY PRESENCE FILLS THE ROOM BECAuSE I DEMAND IT TO. HE DOES NOT EVEN NEED TO SPEAK THE COMMAND. HIS MIGHT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. AND WHAT A FuCKING YAPPER! CALLIE BHORNE TAKES uP. SPACE. NOT BECAuSE OF SIZE. OR A DuMB BITCH SISTER WHO IS DEAD. BuT. BECAuSE. OF AN INESCAPABLE AuRA OF DOMINANCE. WHEN HE WALKS. THE GROuND DOES NOT SHAKE. BECAuSE IT KNOWS BETTER THAN TO DRAW ATTENTION TO ITSELF. AND MAKE ITS BITCHuNWORTHY FLAT ASS. A TARGET. CALLIE BHORNE WEARS ARMOR THAT IS BOTH TERRIFYING TO LOOK AT. AND IMPRACTICAL TO LOOK AT. YOu COuLD POKE YOuR EYE OuT. JuST LOOKING AT IT TOO HARD. TALON TIPS. DOuBLE CROWN. FuCKING. MuLTIPLE POINTY TEETH. SOME WERE NOT THERE. WHEN HE WAS CROWNED INITIALLY. SPIKES uPON SPIKES uPON SPIKES ON PIKES. NOT FOR DEFENSE. FOR OFFENSE. FOR THE OFFENSE OF ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT ME. I MEAN. CALLIE BHORNE. AND THINKS "HM". DuMBFuCKLY PONDERING. "PERHAPS I COuLD TAKE HIM." YOu CANNOT. I HAVE ALREADY WON. MY CHARACTER. IS A BLuDGEONING IMPACT. AND EVERY INCH OF IT HAS BEEN FORGED. IN THE BELIEF. AND uNDERSTANDING. THAT THE STRONG HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO CONSuME THE WEAK. IT IS THE STRONG WHO DO NOT CHALLENGE THEMSELVES. AND PREY ONLY ON THE WEAK. WHO ARE THE ISSuE. IT IS THE WEAK. WHO uSE TRICKS. AND DECEIT. TO AVOID HAVING TO PROVE THEMSELVES. AT THE EVERLASTING BROODING TRIALS OF EVERYDAY LIFE. WHO ARE THE INFESTATION. IT IS I. AND I ALONE. WHO CAN JuDGE. I AM YOuNG BuT I AM ETERNAL. I AM SMALL BuT I AM INFINITE. AND I GOT IT FROM MY DADDY. YOu SEE. AS A TRuE PALEONTOLOGIST WAS COMMISSIONED. TO REVIVE FROM THE DEAD BONES OF THE ANCIENTS. CALLIE BHORNE'S DEAR PAPA. IS. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY HIMSELF. TALL. SPIKED. INORDINATELY ADORNED WITH SO MuCH HORRIFYING SHARPNESS. ALL THE RIDGED EDGES. AS MENTIONED PREVIOuS. I WAS RAISED BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WHICH IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE RAISED CORRECTLY. AND PITIABLY. IT IS A PHENOMENON SO RARE. AS TO ELuDE DOCuMENTED NON-ME PRECEDENT. FROM THE MOMENT I COuLD FORM COHERENT THOuGHTS. I WAS TAuGHT THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSON OF ALL: THAT JuSTICE IS NOT BLIND. JuSTICE IS HuNGRY. JuSTICE HAS TEETH. AND JuSTICE LOOKS AN AWFuL LOT LIKE ME. AND HIS HONORDADBLE TYRANNY. I LOVE YOu. DAD. IN CHARACTER. TO BE CLEAR. https://i.ibb.co/MybQKmv3/image.png https://i.ibb.co/4DNWk4C/image.png https://i.ibb.co/BFcQwXd/image.png https://i.ibb.co/KjnsyxS1/image.png
i think i missed callie bhorne, actually! not been paying attention.
wOW, tHIS IS SO CREATIVE cALIBORN, yOU REALLY DO HAVE A KNACK, fOR CREAT1VE WR1T1NG, aLSO, tHIS REMINDS ME OF MY FRIEND, wHO IS BL1ND AND HAS MANY SHARP TEETH AND, iS ALL ABOUT, jUSTICE AND STUFF, sHE'S COOL THOUGH, nOT A DAD, uSUALLY, i WOULD SAY, i THINK MAYBE, i HAVE HEARD gAMZEE REFER TO HER AS THAT, oNCE OR TWICE ON OCCASION BUT, i KNOW BETTER THAN TO PURSUE, tHAT LINE OF REASONING, bUT ANYWAYS, KUDOS DUDE, tHOUGH i WOULD LOVE TO ALSO, sEE YOUR TROLLSONA, dEFINITELY NOT JUST, sO i CAN WEDGIE THE HECK OUT OF HIM, aND THUS VICARIOUSLY, yOU, iS HE ALSO BALD, bY THE WAY, bECAUSE i WOULD NEED TO KNOW, wHETHER OR NOT i NEED, a PLUNGER, iN THIS HYPOTHETICAL PLAYSPACE, i AM CRAFTING, uSING MY IMAGINATION, tAG TEAMING IT UP, wITH YOUR IMAGINATION, tO CREATE THIS SCENARIO WHEREUPON, mY OWN TROLLSONA (WHO IS JUST ME, rEALLY) SHOWS YOURS, wHAT IS FOR, aND FOR WHAT, iT IS FOR, #SUGGESTIVE
EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT. HEE HEE. HOOHOO. HAAHAAHAAHAA HAA! THIS IS TRuLY. WHY YOuR uNMISTAKBLY KOOKY MANNERISMS. YOuR STRANGE ODDITIES. YOuR PECuLIAR WHIMS. AND THE STRANGENESS THAT PERVADES YOuR PERSON. WERE EMBRACED WHOLLY INTO THE RANK AND FILE. OF THIS VILE GALACTIC GLOBES TROTTING CRIMINAL SYNDICATE ORGANIZATION. YOu HAVE AN EYE FOR TALENT. AND VALuE. AND CRAFT. I DO NOT REGRET MANY OF THE THINGS THAT I HAVE EVER DONE. ANY IN FACT. THIS IS BECAuSE I uNDERSTAND CONTINuITY OF TIME. EVEN IF I CAN FuCK IT TO PIECES WITH APATHETIC DRuBBINGS OF MY CROWBAR. AND YET. DRuBBINGS SuBSIDED. I CAN SEE THE VALuE IN A MASTERPIECE. CRAFTED TO TACITLY COMMuNICATED PERFECTION. YOu ARE ALREADY HERE. THERE IS NOTHING TO FuRTHER PERFECT. WISE. VERY WISE. AS EXPECTED OF YOu. VERY WISE INDEED.
https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/d330278e-71b9-4d2f-bad4-8510c5fdb5ae I GIVE YOu. THE FuTuRE. ME.
HAAHAAHEEHAAHOOHOOHOO. HEEHEE. THANK YOU MY LORD. HEEHEEHOOHOO. YOU ARE. VERY KIND FOR EVERY AND ALL OF YOUR OFFERINGS TO ME. BE IT PHYSICAL. PSYCHOLOGICAL. ORATORY. I WILL BE HERE TO. LAP IT UP, AS ONE MIGHT PUT. HAAHAAHAA! HAHA. HEH. THANKS. HEHEH.
FOR YOuR INFORMATION. YOu SIMPERING SHE/HERTFuL FLABBY ASSED ASSASSIN OF ALL THINGS QuALITY. I HAPPEN TO APPRECIATE YOuR ASSuRANCES. THAT YOu HAVE NO INTENTION OF WEDGIE ING THE HELL OuT OF HIM. BECAuSE HE WOuLD RIP YOuR BELLOWSACS OuT IN RETRIBuTION. AND PLAY PING PONG. WITH THE DRIED PADDLES FASHIONED FROM THEIR STuPID FuCKING uNSIGHTLY SHAPES. AND THuS. VIVISECTINGLY. VICIOuSLY. AND VIOLENTLY VICARIOuSLY YOu. HE IS ALSO VERY MuCH NOT BALD. NOR WOuLD A PLuNGER BE OF ANY uSE. DAVROS. THE DITSY DuMBASS DALEK INVENTOR. THAT IS WHO YOu ARE. BY THE WAY. YOu ARE DAVROS. WHICH IS TAVROS. WITH A D. FOR DIPSHIT DITSY DuMBASS. WHICH IS BASICALLY TRIPLE D'S. WHICH YOu HAVE. ON YOuR FAT BLOOMED ONION SHAPED BREASTS. THAT POKE OuTWARDS PENDuLOuSLY. YOuR TROLLSONA. PRETTY AS SHE IS. KISSABLE AS HER LIPS ARE. HOLDABLE AS HER HANDS ARE. WOuLD HAVE NO EFFECT ON MY VICIOuSLY APATHETIC. AND TORTuRED ONE BACKSTORY BEARING. CALLIE BHORNE. HE IS FAR TOO IMBuED WITH MANGRITS. AND EMOANGST. AND. THE HORRORS. THE HORRORS THAT NEVER LEAVE. DID YOu KNOW. DID YOu KNOW HE CAN ALSO BE A GIRL SOMETIMES? WHEN HE CHANNELS HIS HATCHMATE AND ENTERS CALLIE OH...OH NEVERMIND. YOu CAN JuST READ IT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. I ASSuME. https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/d330278e-71b9-4d2f-bad4-8510c5fdb5ae
TEEHEE IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING THAT CAN BE SOMETHING BELLA MADE WHICH IS TOO SAY IT IS VERY GOOD AND CLEAR SIGN OF YOUR TALENT AGAIN. ONCE AGAIN DO NOT LET THE HATERS STOP YOU. AND A HAPPY DAD DAY TO YOU TOO. AND TO MY DAD, WHO IS THE BEST DAD IN EVERY UNIVERSE.
NO COMPETITION THERE. SEEING AS I HAD NO DAD. A HAPPY DAD DAY TO YOu TOO LILY NOIR. MAY YOu FERRY YOuR FEELINGS EVER ONWARDS. AND MAY YOuR FATHER ALWAYS THINK ONLY THE HIGHEST OF YOu. AS MANY OTHERS ALREADY DO. CONTINuE BEING THE SCTuMPTIOu LITTLE NE'ER-DO-WELL YOu WERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE.
I appreciate this immensely.
(=^･⩊･^=) < HAPPY FURRTHERS DAY TO CALLIE BHORNE'S LUSUS! PAWLSO, I CAN ACT LIKE MEWR MEOWTHER FURRTHER IF MEW WANT, LORDLING?