if youre rich in power or icp im coming watch your back. #sfw

i miss you, anti capitalist dave strider.

DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! i could be your guide through the wonderful world of lawsuits... one of the most efficient ways to channel money through one unwilling person's pockets to another, more enterprising person
people like you make me sick go away nobody wants to hire you.

CROSS EXAMINATION! so you hate small local business owners?

OBJECTION! there is no wrong place or time to advertise #debate #smarterthanawriggler

CROSS EXAMINATION! wait, then by "people like you" did you mean tealbloods/midbloods? READING ONTO THE RECORD! ...hemoist.
no dumbasses i dont care your race or blood color if youre a dumbass i dont have time for you.

RE: DUMBASS: let the record reflect they don't give out Juris Doctorates to just anybody

ADDENDUM! which is to say, OBJECTION! as to improper character evidence under Imperial Rules of Evidence 401, 403, 404, & 701(b), 802, & mostly actually just 601