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Goofus & Galant Ganduh
2 months ago
@goombaGooselikely[GG]

An impôrtant partuh the hench business is paying attentiôn when yôuse're chasin' the prôtag between a bunchuh different dôôrs. If yôuse ever end up chasin' yôur buddy ôr runnin' frôm the prôtag, yôuse're in a cômedy chase sequence. Stôp runnin', Łôôk arôund, & say nô tô any haircuts ôffered by friendŁy fôŁk whô Łôôk suspiciôusŁy Łike yôur target in an ôŁd-timeyse barber ôutfit. #GôônŁife #HenchTips

#goonlife#henchtips
Kult: +105
Kull: +80
Total: 185
Ratio: 1.31
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Xennox Lunzet
2 months ago
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Clicker Frenzy
This user is chronically online in a unique way.
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ love these guys the gooners

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Goofus & Galant Ganduh
2 months ago
@goombaGooselikely[GG]

#GôônŁife #Gôônin'

#gooning#goonlife
Kult: +5
Total: 5
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౨ৎ Phynnie Winnie ౨ৎ
2 months ago
Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
A Truly Horrible Goose
Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.
Flushed One
This user vacillates flushed red.
@dejectedPierrot[DP]

(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ this is sage advice

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Kryqus "8D" Xyllem
2 months ago
Mars Insignia
the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.
Job Application
The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@naughtyTechnician[NT]

I always say this

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @dejectedPierrot[DP]
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Goofus & Galant Ganduh
2 months ago
@goombaGooselikely[GG]

Wese've been in this business a Łông, Łông time, yôuse Łearn these sôrtsuh things.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @naughtyTechnician[NT]
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Goofus & Galant Ganduh
2 months ago
@goombaGooselikely[GG]

As yôuse shôuŁd paŁŁy, as yôuse shôuŁd.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Archie Roatus
2 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@fellatedEdge[FE]

￣\ happens to me all the time /￣

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Hektor Castio
2 months ago
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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/mute all
A SUMMONER HAS RECONNECTED!
@gallivantingGourmand[GG]

We've all fallen prey to scams like this once or twice~.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Goofus & Galant Ganduh
2 months ago
@goombaGooselikely[GG]

It happens tô the bestuh us. Sôme are môre effective than ôthers thôugh. Yôuse seem the type whô wôuŁd faŁŁ fôr the "feŁŁa yôuse're chasin' dresses Łike a pretty Łady tô distract yôuse, then hits yôuse with a frying pan when yôuse cŁôse yôur eyes & Łean in fôr a kiss" maneuver ôn purpôse.

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00
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Hektor Castio
2 months ago
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
/mute all
A SUMMONER HAS RECONNECTED!
@gallivantingGourmand[GG]

Ahaha~! I can't say you're wrong~. Perhaps my cool and stoic exterior is not as seamless as I assumed~.

Kult: +2
Total: 2