♠ hated by @timaeusTestified
↘️everything i have known is slowly being turned on its nub.↘️ ↗️INFERIORS OF PHYSICAL, SOCIAL, AND MONETARY DEGREE ATTEMPT TO ASCEND THE CORPORATE LADDER, AS IF THEY HAVE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST ABILITY TO BECOME MY MORE PHYSICALLY CAPABLE SUPERIORS THEMSELVES.↗️ ↘️it is like a daymare i can't wake from.↘️ ↗️I WILL NOT BE TAKEN BY THE BOTTOM.↗️
@timaeusTestified#0414 does it have 2 be anime cant we watch the sopranos or something.... over
whatever apparently @ one point there were 2 of me so..... idfk i dont wanna talk abt it #DontAskMe #NoMoarCandyEver #StillKindaWannaDie #FrozenPeasOnMahHead
Yur mybest friend.
- Maybe I change fate. Maybe I can save the show. Two Kismmeses. Maybe I can FIX EVERYTHING #IWantCandy #RVSPingForTheRailToo
Be there or be square!! The biggest loser is the biggest SNOOZER. Ill be drinking to forget but always remembering at #eridanweek tonight! #Iwantcandy ! #substances
I tried! I suppose all that baiting got my hands slicker than all get out though because my palm kept slipping up and down that poor fellas pole.
Also i caught no fish i guess.
Dagnabbit. I was trying to be a stand up fella and help another guy handle his rod but the poor sucker got spooked by a second hand and called the whole thing off. #fishingfriday always seems to be spoiled by some quickdraw finishing early! Phooey.
The #eridanweek #iwantcandy event will commence in a couple of hours. In the meantime. Second to last call to RSVP. Chit #iwantcandy to confirm your entry. Original post below. ____________________________ Unfortunately, I was unable to participate in last night's festivities. I PERSONALLY made the perilous journey to a secure Crockercorp underground bunker to secure the requisite implement for tonight. ... Unlike our previous events, we invite ONLY the courageous select few among you to journey deep within yourselves. This will be a night of communion to forces with which you are all yet unawares. Access to a relic of the time before the Creators. Welcome to #eridanweek Night Five. How's the state of your sweet tooth? Confirm your attendance with #IWANTCANDY on the timeline. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/043f8154d007.png
>([funeral dirge but make it lowkey fire w#os on dis]
>([i KNOW ur ass got good taste i know t#is aint ur #eart u kick back relax an enjoy t#is its so retro track girl]
>([stream my latest track yall i rec it 4 speedin bout 40 mp# above t#e limit or runnin from da regulators #ttps://vasterror.bandcamp.com/track/run-it-back]
>([ok im c#argin my ki again for several #ours 2 protect t#e planet from alien t#reats see u guys after i emerge from my inner sanctum]
>([#imcoming to #eridanweek day 2 so t#at i can be #bouncingonit]
>([you know a funnel cake stand #ates to see me comin]
>([just #ad a #oe try to cut in front of me in line for a funnel cake at #eridanweek #ad to stand ten toes and straig#t bitc# slap t#e mf after #e called me somet#in i s#ant repeat but ill tell u w#at t#e stand owner gave me an extra cake for free so its all gucci]
>([t#ey aint blockin t#e posts i consider em to be t#e stewards t#e guardians t#e overseers a t#e posts t#ey my protectors an soldiers for da cause]
>([getc#a self at t#e code an treat it like a buttery lil claws#ellbeast an go 2 town]
>([yea go #ead an ruminate on t#is s#it i know my genius is a lot to take in]
>([crack open t#e #tml like a crawfis# an suck t#e #ead]
>([t#is web design s#it is 2 ez rate da custom c#itter tl #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/cf23759aab50.png]
>([#eres a sample girlypop so u know w#at in ur in for #ttps://vasterror.bandcamp.com/track/face-yourself-beta]
>([it issssss w#at it isssssss]
>([gon start leavin cds a my work round #eridanweek like s#itty surprise presents for a lark]
>([troll bruno mars is back everyone ##eisrisen]
>([troll bruno mars is safe and #es about to perform at #eridanweek]
>([i could be a #omer i could be a bart i could be w#atever everybody marge i could be a maggie i could be a lisa i dont know w#at t#e fuck to r#yme wit# lisa im kasane teto im singing a song its about t#e simpsons t#ere is not#ing wrong i could be an utau i could be a synt# i still dont know w#at t#e fuck to r#yme wit# lisa]
>([we t#e only motion in t#is ocean and some of yall wanna go back to land fr]
>([my posts so fire im burnin down t#e servers]
>([yall cannot be posting like t#is during peak #ours]
>([t#ose damn c#armin bears are freaks w#o tf loves wipin t#at muc# someone lock em up]
>([#oly s#it troll pitbull and troll lady gaga are about to fucking collab at #eridanweek]
>([i just caug#t a t-s#irt at #eridanweek from troll pitbull t#is is awesome]
>([my c#emical quadrant are playing t#eir biggest fuckin #its at #eridanweek rig#t now yall t#is rules and troll c#er is in t#e crowd next to me]
>([i got #aters everyw#ere man t#ey prayin on my downfall like u pray for rain durin a droug#t]
>([sure sure im a violet i got t#at ten ton strongman break t#ru steel strengt# w#atever. lemme ask u dis: i said it #appened w#en i wasnt lookin was i sposed to use t#e gift a prop#ecy to foresee my own downfall]
>([some of yall never #ad your laces tied toget#er w#ile u werent lookin so w#en u went 2 take a step u fell an ate s#it in front a all t#e ladies and it s#ows]
>([must #ave been t#e wind]
>([rumble is about to fuckin pop off at #eridanweek do not miss t#is s#it #ttps://msparp.c#at/eridanwweek#]
>([a #ero an icon a national treasure]
>([if t#eres one t#ing you gotta know about me its t#at t#e rankmaid is my os#i til i die]
>([#ttps://64.media.tumblr.com/dbff13ea746a0219c4f63c1d91efcba3/e685fa5f67e2c3b4-7d/s500x750/431e5c278d08ff2304fdd4619190530f573f45d0.gif]
>([t#ey tried to stop a demon im back #eridanweek #w#onukekeridanweek]
>([woke #ig#blood saved two lives at #eridanweek. but w#o set off t#at bomb is t#e real mystery]
>([im like 70% on t#e bomb at #eridanweek being a nuke lowkey]
>([i dodged t#e nuke but i'm pretty sure t#e cyp#ercas# guy and turnin kaikai went down in t#e blaze. so ups and downs.]
>([if repiton ever gets invaded by aliens t#ey best send me to negotiate first contact cuz now i know i just gotta be like "need me a bitc# wit# #ips" an all da aliens gonna go bonkers for it apparently]
w/e theyll both be @ #eridanweek 2nite anyways *EYEROLLLLLLL* #DRAMA #BOYSDRAMA #DRAMAQUEENS
#FauxNews #DRAMAAAAAA
omg do me do me pl0x
Oh! And my involvement in the #eridanweek festivities wont be pulled out of.
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
<body> ** the only trolls who have threatened my life more than the empire for hacking into their shit are the bastard dogs at nintendo. </body>
<body> ** you people are barkbeasts. i will rechit all the same. </body>
<body> ** they could call air strikes on my communal hivestem from the imperial command ship itself and i still wouldn't be paying taxes. </body>
i coulda taken all three of those guys onstage at #eridanwveek
im telling you babe, oil me up and toss me to the wvolwves, ill bend em owver and teach em vwhat a real man can do
#beetleweek. will be. rubble-free. only the dirt. and detritus. will remain.
AND THAT'S HOW YOU DISRUPT AN EVENT @macroCosmosofficial
8-> SWING BY DURING THE #RUMBLEINDAPUMPKINPATCH AT #ERIDANWEEK FOR A COMMEMORATIVE RUMBLE T-SHIRT, WHICH YOU CAN PURCHASE WITH YOUR #AMPORACOIN!
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
<body> ** there is no such thing as good posture. there is only optimal posture for what you're doing. so you keep your straight back and set shoulders for walking in fucking parades or whatever, and you leave me alone when i hunch over at my desk. </body>
We always keep a backup gold blood generator at Rouzze Tower, in case the olive bloods running the troll-powered squeakbeast wheel generator unionize. #RightToWork - MC Oleana
- Holy freaking MOLY, amm I excited for tonight's live performmance of "In Which Two Casually Engaged Pitchmmate Bros Physically Aggress and Sportively Domminate Each Other In and Around an Allotmment of Set-Aside Gourd Growing Land; Intended to Captivate the Audience's Inner Ashen Voyeur As They Use Their Muscled Bodies as Extant Strife Abstrata; Unmmediated Battles Are Thusly Interrupted By the "Referee" in Order to Leave the Audience At Large's Conciliatory Desires Unmmet So That They Return for Next Wipe's Episode" 😆 - Anyone else??? #EridanWeek 😁😁🙌🎃♠️
#BIGFATA$$ OUT NAO ON ALL PLATFORMZZ ⏩ https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV share w ur friends or ur l8me && wont git a billion bux https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82a821e604c8.png
i WOULD RATHER NOT, dISCUSS IT, iN PUBLIC, tHANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING, iN THESE TRYING TIMES,
nEVER MEET, yOUR HEROES,
THE VISIONS TERRIBLE AND MIGHTY REALITY FRACTURES AND THE WORLD TREMBLES VIOLENT WITH THE UNDERSTANDING THAT THIS IS WRONG THIS IS ALL WRONG ALL WRONG ALL WRONG ALL WRONG A THOUSAND THOUSAND LIVES ANTITHESIS TO THEMSELVES AND THE BLOOD REBELS THE BLOOD REBELS THE BLOOD REBELS THE BLOOD REBELS
- #FeelingHateful #ThinkIHateHimm
- #HesRailingMeInPublic #NotAshammed #PityIsPity #Nsfw
Why is everyone feeling somber and dread at the handwich stand. :( #eridanweek
(No, no, no, no!) (Oh, no, baby) #EridanWweek
【 I'm already here, #EridanWeek. Oh yes, #ImComing. And I'm going to #MakeHimPay. 】
And what if The Black Parade came to #eridanweek ? https://i.imgur.com/XX4kgRW.png
Julioh, wwho is that #EridanWweek
SORRY FOR SPONT4N3OUSLY D1S4PP34R1NG 1 W4S TOO BUSY L4PP1NG 4T TH3 T4P3STRY OF F4T3 4ND T4ST1NG V4R1OUS THR34DS OF 1NT3RCONN3CT3D T1M3L1N3S 4ND NOT B31NG 4 V1RG1N TH4T 1 FORGOT TO LOG ON
if you wwondered wwhy you aint seein as many trans people on trans day a vvisibility its cause they all wwent to #eridanwweek
guys #eridanwweek aint all about me not fully its about music its about art its about thrillin neww product lines from crockercorp CEO @gutsyGumshoe #amporacoin troll cher
Wwassup, girl (Girl) I wwanna see you get conciliatory in this club today (Bad girls) #EridanWweek
Despite the alleged rumors, I will NOT be publicly partaking in any #substances at #eridanweek. ... The sucker juju is an esteemed artifact, and sealed away under lock and key. ... It simply would not be the appropriate time to sow such saccharine discord.
>([lookin in2 t#e mirror above my kitc#en sink grippin t#e porcelain teet# grit sayin im not was#ed im not was#ed im not wa#ed]
>([t#ey tryna stop me from postin]
>([#codependentandproud]
shout out all my haters i got crabs at #eridanweek #publicannouncement #nsfw
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/KUQ6MY.PNG OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE LUSSI OF TROLL BRUNO MARS. WE DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT NEW AGE HOKUM BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. IGNORE MY GRACIOUS LADY LOVE SHE SAW SOME CHILD SLIP ON SOME BLOOD TRYING TO GET TO THE STAGE #ERIDANWEEK #VIOLENCE #TRAGEDY
because i am the fifth alpha kid
despite scurrilous attempts by numerous bad actors to destroy #eridanwweek on its first night includin the vvicious murder a my descendent @twwentyfourCarat #eridanwweek is goin strong and showwin no signs a slowwin also troll bruno mars wwill be back tomorroww wwe just got to wwait for @gutsyGumshoe to wwake up you do not wwant to interrupt that wwomans beauty sleep
Apologies for my YaoiPosting. I am normal again.
8-> IN HONOR OF OUR DEARLY DEPARTED AND BELOVED TROLL BRUNO MARS, WE ARE LAUNCHING A SPECIALLY MINTED #BRUNOCOIN DEDICATED TO HIS NOBLE SACRIFICE AT #ERIDANWEEK. SECURE YOUR LEGACY, AND HIS, WITH #BRUNOCOIN.
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
none of the striders on here... one specific fucker tho
(^･ω･^) < TAVROS AND JAKE SHIPCOURSE!!! #SHIPCOURSE #NEWIDEAS
hAHA YEAH PAGE BUDDIES FOR LIFE, aHAHA I WOULD NEVER, aCCIDENTALLY CAUSE HARM TO YOU, hAHA, aND THEN, nOT TELL YOU OUT OF, fEAR OF REPRISAL FROM, yOUR SCARY FRIEND WITH, tHE GLASSES, hAHA,
Me too!
Eridan week AND ive found myself in the splendid company of one hundred whole followers? Boy im clicking my heels!
Time for the announcement I have been excited to make! To celebrate 100+ followers, I will be holding a meet and greet gala soon. Please respond here or in a post tagged #CofLGala with an image or collage of what you would wear to such an event. I will randomly choose a few fans to take pictures with to promote the newest entry in the #CotL series. Show off your finery for a chance to win a rendition from yours truly. Thank you for your time and I hope to see you there. https://i.ibb.co/nN4B6zcK/IMG-8771.jpg
Wwherever you go, that's wwhere I'll followw Nobody's promised tomorroww (yeah) (Eridan)
>([#nsfw #armpits #ttps://media.discordapp.net/attac#ments/1486860810784342076/1488320077634994256/20260320_221446.jpg?ex=69cc5996&is=69cb0816&#m=597c6cd158e3ec9a146d938bf58fcffd55223a4af8a0ce744ae977d757991fe2&=&format=webp]
8-> THERE WILL BE A POP-UP CURRENCY EXCHANGE AT #ERIDANWEEK SO YOU CAN EXCHANGE ALL OF YOUR LESSER COINS FOR #AMPORACOIN!
@golgothasTerror What night are we coordinating outfits for #eridanweek . This is my proposal. Remember there's always a stark breeze out near the island. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5cf564c38966.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/12ee95805db6.PNG
i stay winning i am becoming the most hated fucker on this shit nobody can stop me
aw my biggest haters i love you guys
yall mad you aint like me https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488184435227623495/image_2026-03-30_103304799.png?ex=69cbdb42&is=69ca89c2&hm=8fe688876fd46d3b78b93c64a5b0abdd02a28aa74ee9d99253309a0b6515d855&
dirks hate me now fuck
loving the hates on my chits keep em coming i can handle that shit also i got great tits #greatposting #nsfw
>([lemme make one t#ing clear if you ever see me wit# a verified badge t#ey put t#at s#it on me against my will i got less t#an zero interest in bein verified as anyt#in ot#er t#an a certified g]
anybody mad at me tonight just checkin in
↘️new stapler.↘️ ↗️#YUS.↗️
Make love... not war. If ever my trollian compadres are looking their grief straight down the barrel only to find its some incongruous aspect of themselves looking back at them in the mirror then worry NOT. Know that in my book youre all class acts and top shelf selections. Confidence comes from within! This is my *personal* ranking drawn up in no particular order. Keep your heads up and take this all on the chin! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a5aeeab1cff.png
D --> The opps are meager in number and weak in conviction
D --> The opps are coming around to me
oKAY, i MADE IT BACK, hIVE, oVERALL, i WOULD SAY, tHAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD NIGHT, aS FAR AS, nIGHTS GO!
>([fascinated by applejacks struggles wit# sexuality]
>([popped a valium n watc#ing some my little #oofbeast]
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
trust me there are if i wwas yer hideous color i wwouldn be wwithin fifty feet of the shoreline
oKAY, hE WOKE UP, aND IMMEDIATELY, pULLED OUT HIS PHONE, tO CHITT ABOUT IT, wHICH IS GOOD BUT, fOR A SECOND, i THOUGHT HE WAS, aBOUT TO KISS ME, aS SOON AS HE WOKE UP??
whyy wont the back door unlock is the wiggler safety lock on #sAFETYfIRST
hNHNNHMGNGHGGH, #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #nOTePIC
tHE SONG ENDED, aND IT IS, dEAD SILENT, nOW,
oKAY SO i, wRIGGLED AROUND, tO TRY TO GET OFF eRIDAN, aND INTO, tHE NEXT SEAT, bUT i FELL OVER PRETTY BAD, aND LANDED, oN jAKE, wITH MY HORN, aND HE STOPPED SNORING, aND, i AM REALLY HOPING i DID NOT, cONCUSS HIM RIGHT BEFORE, #eRIDANwEEK,
#ImOut #PulledOut #Teleprotted #ImRoofNow
wwe are in some kinda untethered middlespace wwith nothin but vvoid all around us evver think a that wwise guy
im goin for it passenger sides open
iT WASN'T SILENT,
wwhat are you doin wwith this music selection man
oKAY, sO, i THINK SOME PEOPLE SHOULD, bE MORE, aCCOMMODATING AND, uNDERSTANDING TOWARDS THOSE, wITH ALLERGIES AND, uNDERSTAND THAT, iT IS NOT MY FAULT, tHAT A CAT HAS BEEN IN THIS, uBER xl, sOMETIME IN THE PAST, pERIGEE, cAUSING ME TO, sNEEZE AND BLOW, cHEEZ-iT DUST, wELL, tO PUT IT MILDLY, eVERYWHERE, aND, i THINK SOME, cALM WORDS AND, eMPATHY, cOULD GO A LONG WAY, iN THIS SITUATION, #mYePICsNACKtIMEfAIL
i dunno wvhy some people havwe such a problem wvith lesbians, i lovwe em, some of my best gal pals are into babes. and i mean, vwere tight too, they came to my last vwriggling day and gawve me a pretty fancy rolex. not exactly vwhat i meant vwhen i told em i wvanna wvatch, but its the thought that counts
8-> FOLKS! OUT OF NOWHERE, A SURPRISE RESURGENCE OF A CLASSIC CURRENCY: #PISSCOIN IS SEEING HUGE MOTION! HOP ON THIS BEFORE THE STREAM THINS!
◥▶◀◤ --> We can try talking about my favorite topi% instead
I wish I could rechit replies but your sentiment is still felt. Your allyship still rings within my nub, emboldening me, and raising me up like the featherflaps of a glorious and terrifying talonscreecher. - MC Oleana
to address the accusations thrown at me in the past five minutes. -no i do not jerk off while pissing. #nsfw -no i do not take 5 whole minutes to piss. that time includes washing my fucking hands.
Skaianet and its dashing associates (CEO included to boot!) has never threatened not once to make thanksgiving supper out of someone by the by.
despondent evvenin loathed followwers and some that i like i am in pain
you knoww i wwould contend its actually admirable under the circumstances that id honor our gentlemans agreement and endeavvor to beat off twwo highly powwerful and #oiledup men at once and anyone that wwatched the vvideo feed knowws i got my licks in too #rumblecoin #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #eridancoin #eridanwweek #imcoming
- I amm very #Invested in "In Which Two Concupiscently Engaged Humman Bros, and the Occasional Others, Engage In All Manner of Drammatized, Oiled, and Scurrilously Staged Fisticuffs ("RUMBLING") In And Around The Set-Aside Gourd Tract Stage; Aired Weekly and Close to Daytimme for the Titillation of the General Public." 😁😆😌🎃
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰er #012 #oilingup. h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/012.png
fuck gdi eridan i had evwerything riding on you and nowv im slightly moist vwith oil and in the dark and im still cursed you stupid tvwink youvwe ruined me
got my ass beat i am not rechittin that shit but #eridanwweek is still on the horizon let it be knowwn that wwhile im #oiledup #imcoming nonetheless
i used up all my oil and novw i dont havwe any vway to light my lantern. its cold in here #oilingup
- Everything about mmy life has changed since this night. I wil;l never forget this. "They're Rummbling Around In The Pummpkin Patch," has been an experience that I will carry with mme. Forever. 🥹
8-> #RUMBLECOIN VALUE IS GOING INTERSTELLAR!
Tonights action was off the chain!! If you missed three handsome fellas getting handsy on the big screen youre in luck! This triple feature is fit to be packaged and sold on a bro to bro level. Direct yourself to the inbox of my wrastlepal @timaeusTestified#0414 and sink your digs in PROMPTLY. Limited edition! ( Sorry to the sore loser @caligulasAquarium ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c82002737785.jpg
Take my hand! I can show you a better world! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d92c32d0d25f.png
does anybody knovw hovw to stop a curse this is an emergency
- You know what. I think I mmight be OK. 😌😮💨😁🙌 - #ThankYouPurpleOilBarons #KeepOlivesOutOfDebt #OilUp #ThankYouSeadwellers #ImmOilingUpToo #InTheHallsOfMyBloodPusher
pahjmhusk slipn out of my ffonds camera fuckd
↗️AGAIN, IT APPEARS THAT I HAVE FALLEN FOR ANOTHER RUG PULL OPERATION. IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO FIGURE OUT HOW THIS HAPPENED AGAIN, BUT IT APPEARS THAT EVEN MY LOANED CAEGARS HAVE BEEN CURTAILED FROM MY POCKETS WITH INVESTMENTS POORLY MADE.↗️ ↘️i should have seen this coming. the lash of my vastly stronger, much more capable- physically- than i, superiors has come not only verbally, but physically.↘️ ↗️IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO DELEGATE THEIR SHIFTS TO ME, I AM PROFICIENT IN WORD, AND GOREGLE SLIDES.↗️ ↘️i have nothing to return to.↘️
concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
YEAHHH
HOWW
thanks man #seadwwellersstrong
its gone its all gone wworthless
zigzag maneuwver go left feint right i knowv you got this my man
ok followwers quickly furnish me wwith advvice concernin howw to succeed in fisticuffs against twwo experienced muscular men that are matesprits there aint much time hurry
8-> MY SECRET AGENTS IN THE BLOCKCHAIN MINES TELL ME THAT #BOSSBABYCOIN IS SHADOW DROPPING TONIGHT, AND FOR BEING A FOLLOWER OF MINE I'M LETTING YOU IN ON THIS TRADE SECRET! GET READY AT THE TOP OF THE HOUR FOLKS! DON'T GET LEFT IN THE DUST!
hmm thats pretty tempting, youre pretty cute, but iwve got standards, yknowv? howv sloppy are these seconds?
We at Macro Cullsmos value 4 tenets above all else: Multimedia marketing Innovation Leadership and Finance and investments - MC Oleana
its so ovver for me
im fuckin ruined
>([t#eyre calling #im t#e ballingest baller to ever ball]
↗️I AM DUALINVESTING #ERIDANCOIN AND #RUMBLECOIN AGAIN. THE METEORIC RISE IN NUMBERS ENTICES ME I GUESS.↗️ ↘️this is what i need.↘️
Kindly ignore my cohost with the mosts sour intentions and boneheaded statements! Bruce almighty may have made him with a little extra time but he certainly wasnt curated with any extra love.
8-> UNBELIEVABLE FOLKS! #RUMBLECOIN IS SEEING AN ABSOLUTELY UNPRECEDENTED 785% INCREASE IN VALUE! #HODL FOLKS, #HODL!
:/
↘️my physically capable superiors have forgiven me for investing all of my boons into what they have described as a "black hole for gullible idiots who are undeserving of a cheque to cut their names on".↘️ ↗️I WILL NOT BE FALLING FOR ANY MORE OF THESE CRYPTIC CURRENCY SCHEMES.↗️ ↘️only stocks and bonds, the wheatbrick and lactosesolid of a man's portfolio.↘️
↗️I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO INVEST IN RUMBLECOIN.↗️ ↘️my physically capable superiors just called me an idiot. but i have to put more boons into eridancoin and amporacoin↘️ ↗️THIS CAN'T BE ANOTHER PUMP AND DUMP SCHEME.↗️
no i bought it
- Maybe I need help. Maybe I need professional help.
wwait wwhen did this become about sex
#amporacoin
#nsfw Ddirk Sstrider mmore llike Ddick Sstroker~<
fool that you are you havve failed to observve the third and aesthetically superior vviolet line that is poised to erupt forth from the sea and penetrate the heavvens like an imperial wweather modification devvice that makes it gloomier ovver lowwblood neighborhoods the line is #eridancoin and it is goin to dominate youre the one gettin milked tonight strider
@gutsyGumshoe @golgothasTerror https://i.imgur.com/hVmHP2R.png
8-> THIS ONE'S A DOOZY FOLKS! #RUMBLECOIN IS A REVOLUTIONARY NEW CURRENCY CONNECTED DIRECTLY TO THE OUTCOME OF TWO HARD ASS DUDES AND THE WAYS THEY FIST EACH OTHER! #STRIDERSTOCKS ARE HIGHER THAN EVER WITH NEW STRIDERS ON THE BEAT EVERY SINGLE NIGHT! THE #ENGLISHLINE IS ONLY GOING UP! INVEST NOW BEFORE THE NEXT #RUMBLE AND YOUR #RUMBLECOIN WILL EARN YOU PRIORITY SEATING AND A FRONT ROW TICKET TO THE AFTERMATCH AUCTION!
THEY STARTED BUILDING THE LOWBLOOD TORTURE NEXUS AND I STEPPED IN. I SAID WE DON'T NEED TO DO THIS TO THE LOWBLOODS THEY DON'T DESERVE THIS. I SAID TAKE ME INSTEAD AND THEY DID. IF ANYONE NEEDS ME THEY'LL BE TUMBLING ME THROUGH THE TORTURE NEXUS EVERY WEEKNIGHT FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER.
Heres a tip: lose the shirt!
D --> Hosing down the human scuttlebuggy today, things are getting #sudsy and also quite #moist in here
Shout out to my girlfriend :)
◥▶◀◤ --> Consider, for a moment, what is about to transpire within the rank and udderly damp confines of this post
8-> REMEMBER FOLKS, #AMPORACOIN WILL GET YOU THE LOOPS YOU NEED TO GET A BODY LIKE THIS! DON'T WASTE TIME IN THE GYM, JUST PAY YOUR WAY TO STARDOM!
post vworkout pic. wvho wvant me? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/496af3682ce7.png
>([its friday nig#t lets get it on #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/5927d2fa514e.png]
>([fit c#eck #ttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETF-3kPWkAcW5Ie.jpg (spaceraestuck on twt)]
>([#ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/bbf30153f18d.png]
remember to chitt #imcoming to #eridanwweek
8-> BUY ONE GET ONE JET SKIS TODAY ONLY!
Its really difficult sometimes but a man wouldnt be opposed to seeing like mystique and cortana maybe get friendly.
-------------------------------------OOC------------------------------------- ---------------------- PINNED POST / ACCOUNT ESSENTIALS --------------------- DISCLAIMER: If you have been blocked, please do not take it personally. Some blocks are being used more as a "mute" function, and very few are actually serious. If you write something I don't want to see, I will probably block you to avoid accidentally interacting. This may include extreme #NSFW, visual nudity, ERP, #incest, or fetishposting. Exceptions made when it's funny. Roger Rabbit Rules on all things. -------------------------------- JANE CROCKER -------------------------------- Generic Earth C Jane Crocker. 25 years old. CEO of Crockercorp. Unethical billionaire, socially controversial figure, NOT YET pursuing a career in politics. May not be canon compliant. Not married or publicly affiliated in any romantic relationship. No children (yet). Slowly drifting apart from the other Creators. Neurotic. Rude. Self-enabling. Closet case. Millennial. Spoilers from other timelines are A-OK. Doubles are great. DMs are open to all for IC and OOC interaction. Will thread in DM or move longform to MXRP.
I DO THIS FOR THE LOWBLOODS, THE MIDBLOODS, EVERY CASTE THAT NEEDS ME. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/644710206dd9.png
Oh my word... my socks have been knocked CLEAN OFF. After a sparse bit of back and forthing with a few internet compatriots i managed to get my declawed mits on the frisky kittyfray known as AVATAR 2. After *many* a year of being primed on my haunches for a follow up to the groundbreaking original flick this helpful nugget of AWESOME has been delivered to me upon a silver tray and i had myself an absolute chow down on that *feast*. My bro can attest to the teter of my rump on the edge of my seat (couch UNDER me) as i poured myself wholeheartedly into the screen. Where to even start. The metkayina. Bro... flawless work. Their elegance cannot be undertapped because that potential is MASSIVE. Ronal might be the cream of the crop with her spicy tude and nigh perpetually popped hip but none hold a candle to the great neytiris return to the silver screen! The way my main man jake (no relation) talked down on her was hellishly unbefitting of a gentleman of his ilk but all couples have quarrels and i have faith this will resolve in due time as they build their family and reconstruct the wreckage of their lives. That spider guy is REALLY something... Anywho!!! Cannot wait until avatar 3!! I hope they get on it soon!
The people cry out for justice, and their voices reach me no matter where I am. Know that I am with you, always.
CEASE POSTING YOUR ILLICIT EMPLOYEE CONFESSIONS!!!
>([t#ere are several people ive met in real life w#ose lives id trade no #esitation to make bart simpson real]
>([mig#t plant evidence disrupt a crime scene or intimidate witnesses later. mig#t even lie on my taxes]
◥▶◀◤ --> Cease posting about that stuff that I don't care about. Let's get back on target and talk about that real raunchy s▒▒▒, which is to say topics that I primarily enjoy ◥▶◀◤ --> Such as ◥▶◀◤ --> Lactation, barnyard animals, muscles, myself, ARquiusprite, heroicism, and me
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D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/27e11faa807a.png
SUICIdE POSTPONEd SHE RESPONdEd httPs://i.imgur.com/Kuc7nHn.Png
D --> There are no submission holds to speak of
D --> The %itement over pinning lead me astray
◥▶◀◤ --> My washboard abs are like an uncooked pack of cinnamon rolls, constantly glazed by a sweet, trickling syrup made by my own 100dicrous amounts of sweat
>([#ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/93d657481272.png]
>([w#o up c#ewing t#ey cud]
confession #6: I feel like Jane is lowkey bisexual but in a weird way. Jake English serves guy who identifies as whatever the gender of his partner at the time makes him. Roxy Lalonde serves “your dad’s friend who is supportive of gay people but she’s lowkey a little bit ahead of the times and shit, and everyone loves her” type of straight. Dirk Strider is not part of this conversation because I want him fed to the meat machine.
A barkbeast being treated with dignity, moments before being sent to the laser eXplosion chamber. #Insprational #Heartwarming #AnimalCruelty #Free #CrueltyFree https://files.catboX.moe/X8jksa.jpg - MC Oleana
I'VE BEEN SEEING A LOT OF #DEADDOVEDONOTEAT AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT THEY MEAN, BUT IF IT HELPS I CAN EAT ANY DEAD DOVES NEEDED. I WILL PROTECT YOU ALL.
🎦 i dont know what the #situation is but #KaiFam stayz strong af!!!! hop in the stream later tonight!
>([o# #ell na# its so over #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/4bab9ca9c9b3.png]
Another important and yet apparently controversial note... NO. MORE. FONDANT. You went to the effort of baking, layering, frosting and assembling a cake. WHY would you cover it with an unpalatable layer of rubbery elephant skin? Say it with me. "We will not add inedible toppings to our desserts." Obviously if you are toothpicking paper dinosaurs onto Little Jimmy's birthday cupcakes, that is a different story. But if I see another cake studded with molar-shattering "edible" pearls, I am going to lose my marbles. And you dizzy people are going to scoop them all up and feed them to a bunch of adolescents, because that is how low you have allowed your confectionery bar to droop. But this is mostly about the fondant. If I attend your function and you make me peel my slice of cake like a chimp with a banana, I am going home.
Orange text on my screen. My headache returns.
I need to spiffy up. Imagine if you would a curly ended stache a tailcoat and a top hat. A real old fashioned gentleman id be and dapper to boot!
◥▶◀◤ --> Tony Hawk your support is stalwart and reassuring
◥▶◀◤ --> I am ready to tackle another day of being me, which will be both easy and awesome
>([#expecting #bunint#eoven]
good mornin wwretched wworms
◥▶◀◤ --> I am also in possession of skin so thick it could buff the rough edge off of a 2%4 with no consideration for the splinters ◥▶◀◤ --> Thusly, your hate does little to me. Water off a quackbeast's back, sir homie, I am living the godd▒▒ highlife
◥▶◀◤ --> My sweet bod is equipped with rock hard abs and glistening biceps. My pecs are like small boulders of which I can crush insignificant stones upon, my veins like lines of straight hecking diamond that carve through rippling, rolling valleys of sweat and sweet, sweet musculature
◥▶◀◤ --> Haha. Oh man, T-virus, that's so close to what I'm presently steepling my hooves about that I almost want to give it to you, in some act of kindness so f▒▓▒ing stalwart and awesome that it quantifies as charity ◥▶◀◤ --> Nevertheless, you are wrong ◥▶◀◤ --> I'm thinking about a tall, crisp glass of lactations ◥▶◀◤ --> And also ◥▶◀◤ --> Of you touching my muscles
◥▶◀◤ --> I am having an e%cellent idea right now ◥▶◀◤ --> And its unique nature literally cannot be understated ◥▶◀◤ --> Can you guess what it is?
◥▶◀◤ --> I know I am kind of thinking about me right now
◥▶◀◤ --> I am feeling all kinds of things from my minor condescension onto you, homeslice. Let me steeple my hooves to this rodeo of debauchery for a moment before we engage in any further acts of ◥▶◀◤ -->Tomf001ery
◥▶◀◤ --> Sing it, sister
.̷̘̠̞̮̹͚͉͋̅̓.̸͕͖̪͆̊͌̕.̸͙̔́͆̕.̴͙̗̞̪̺̜͍̬̅̉̀̽̈́̍̚.̶̪̗̻͕̩̈́́̏̽̊̑̈̀͜.̴̮̙̫͇̫͔͗̓ͅ.̴̢͎̥̭̳̦̈́.̵̡̢̞̼͉̖̬͊͋.̷̮̩̟̰̪̺̿̎͌̂̉̅͂̆.̷̤̜̮͎̟͐̆͌͝.̴̙̞͎͕̮͈̑̔͒͌͑͝.̵̨̗̥́̆̾͋̌ͅ.̷̤͖͕̩́̈́͑͜͠
the wwords a the lowwbloods are on their lips but those of the seadwwellers are on their collapsin and expandin bladder based aquatic vvascular system -troll cato #philosophy #inspiring #stoicism
#eridanwweek is so back
reply button is right next to the followw button landdwweller i quickly rectified that honest mistake
evvery time wwithout fail its like mustard to an oblong meat product #shakinmyhead
>([buying a#egao patterned clot#ing all sizes at asking price #nsfw]
evveryone has the gift a speech but feww havve the gift a wwisdom -troll cato
nevver think that common trolls should havve anythin to do wwith their owwn govvernin -troll cato #philosophy #stoicism
confession #5 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/34a4587eccdc.jpg
>([i just slammed #myPenits in t#e car door #nsfw]
hes putting a <3< on my #CallieTweets bc he wishes id tweet #InMyAnimeZone
#GetCalliedOn #CallieFans
#InMyCallieZone
My bottom lip may be busted to high heavens from the likes of his surprise uppercut but another victory is mine! Thank you to all who attended and i guess to those who bought my personal belongings congratulations.
#Calliope
#MoarCallie #MOAR
◥▶◀◤ --> This is the nicest post anyone has put on this website in the past 7 hours
◥▶◀◤ --> Would anyone be available to touch my muscles
◥▶◀◤ -->I am listening to the rumbling of my wicked f▒▓▒ing gnarly ear drums as I maneuver my tympanic membrane through sheer force of well
◥▶◀◤ -->Hold on for a second, homedawgs. I am getting a sweet mindmessage through the robotic nodes that continue to burn insignificant holes through my pitifoally fleshy but also dope as h▒▒▒ biobrain ◥▶◀◤ --> Hmm. Yes. Interesting ◥▶◀◤ --> This is going to be a hard one to swallow, but there is a wicked set of commands being ushered along. Three words only, strung along electrodes to stimulate the perfectly muscular corners of my snout to speak ◥▶◀◤ --> Touch my muscles
◥▶◀◤ —> When you are all able to get over being you, I would recommend trying to be me
SPECTACULAR... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35e05037a815.jpg
LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f8d78a85fc.png
- When you have a Pickle in need of somme TLC, bring it to HANDY BUSINESS SOLUTIONS: Where we Handle your Pickle like it's OUR Pickle. 🫵 #Advertisemment #Pleeeeeease
The ring is warmed up... a tango for two... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8c9b4002d5f2.jpg
hey guys is anybody mad at me
confession #4: Sometimes, I think that the Crocker fandom is a bit hostile. Making fanfiction with her should be allowed without having people rag on you for not respecting her characterization. I am fully aware of her actual personality, and how she interacts with the pantheon, and that's why she works so well (along with her various serious and funny moments) in my fiction. I know she's not the same person without those personality traits. I get it, I too can be quite strict about adhering to creator canon. But sometimes I just want to be whimsical and play with my Janedoll.
OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
WHAT DO YOU MEAN CROCKERCORP ANONYMOUS. @crockercorpAnonymous Dispense with this endeavor and delete this account immediately. Who is this.
Oh. Then yes, as opposed to having ever contracted something directly.
Woman, if you have something you intend to imply, I suggest you slap it down on the table where the brave girls lay their thoughts.
... I know of it.
NO "WE" HAVE NOT.
Why would it hurt when you... nevermind. I don't want to know.
... IF I DECLINE PTO ON A BLACKOUT DATE BUT OFFER TO HEAL YOUR AILING MOTHER, I HARDLY FIND IT GROUNDS FOR COMPLAINT! ... Did we fire him? ... Oh, right.
yO ThIs mOtHeR FuCkEr sOuNdS LiKe a tOoL. hOw aBoUt yOu gEt a mOtHeR FuCkIn jOb aT GrUbLaNd wItH ThE BaLl pItS If yOu aIn't wAnNa bE CoMmItTeD To yOuR JoB? hOnKiNg mY DaMn hOrN At tHiS OnE.
SCRAPPED (EXTINGUISHED) FIRE FROM RUMBLE SEASON 2: When i wrap my crap superficially / i begin to rhyme loquaciously! / my status untouched and my lyrics uncut / i came here to chew bubblegum and also kick butt! But ive got no candy left / my maw has been left bereft! / so call it christmas i guess / and youll take nothing less / when i deliver these gift wrapped fists at my behest!
>([guys w#y does it kinda #urt w#en i pail]
◥▶◀◤ —> I am observing quite a bit of potty mouthing going on here ◥▶◀◤ —> Ne%t time you think about dancing your hooves across the keyboard to deliver whatever udderly f▒▓▒ing ridiculous post you have thought up, ask yourself this question: ◥▶◀◤ —> If I was 80% radder and way more hot to trot with my epic language skillz and verbal horsehockey, would I really need to be deploying such foal language?
◥▶◀◤ —> I am getting some wicked perverted vibes from this side of the peanut gallery, but I am so completely amped to talk about my favorite topic that I'm going to carelessly indulge your questioning ◥▶◀◤ —> I am appro%imately neither of those things. I was once, maybe, both, but now I am kind of this wicked amalgamation of perfection and a huge, bricked, solid abs ◥▶◀◤ —> And bricked, solid, all muscles ◥▶◀◤ —> Because I am jacked all over
◥▶◀◤ —> Yes, it displays a very small but STRONG part of my epic, rippling physique and rock hard f▒▓▒ing body, dawg
◥▶◀◤ —> Fle%ing right now
>([lemme make one t#ing clear if t#eres anot#er me around #ere t#en we aint beefing we aint making out we gonna be colluding on some nefarious sc#emes]
Glamorous...
He was so bold as to get his trollian steeze branded across his chest like that but what can we say everybody knows whoever this is is dope as all get out.
@caligulasAquarium @timaeusTestified#0414 Official summons to extend your social courtesies to @anthelionsAlysm as fellow Princes. You're both welcome in advance. Now giddyup! :B
- I'mmmmmm having a, really normmal, and biz casual, and great night tonight.
My biggest supporter remains my biggest hater to keep me humble and balanced yet another top plan executed by my bro. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f11bd87364fa.jpg
I strive to provide the web with only the top cuttings from my brain tree. Thusly any rumble fans here will be pleased as punch to know that i will shortly begin posting unaired jaunts i did not get to perform on the big screen such as raps and maybe even instructions on how to do a little boogieing.
You wouldnt even do it for a scooby snack?
Yes, I think he blushed! You could suck a mollusk straight off the oyster bed with- you know what I am prematurely ending this comparison.
if you <3<d this tweet with hatred in your heart for nintendo PLEEEEEEASE FORGIVE NINTENDO PLEASEEEEEEEE
i asked nintendo of earth c if theyre ever gonna release mother 3 & they still said no
I eagerly await all the sagely wisdoms my bro @timaeusTestified#0414 will drop on your tuchuses. If only there were some kind of button to let me know precisely when he posts so i can direct everyones attention to whatever crab apples hes selling.
D --> Yes, I must do what you say musn't I. I am following your order to the letter
*SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY* Scouting a potential roommate! Offering a choice selection from the english manors sprawling estate (attached photograph is just one of the many options available please contact me about themed habitats) and unhindered access to all proclivities that may take place on the property. Those with prospective interest must know that boons are of little importance to a member of earth-cs shining pantheon but i will be requesting a preemptive deposit to avoid any villains slipping through the cracks to completely sack my joint. Apply below! I will peruse your online going ons and if i like what i see we will be in contact shortly. Im quite an excellent host and im already tapping my heels together to get to know you. (Guest is responsible for any tidying up by applying you waive your right to trial if injuries are incurred during your clean up time.) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/96780724ed2c.jpg
Another veto issued posthaste!
Oh goodness gracious you know that would just spoil the delight of my midday margaritas if i did that.
I really hope there are troll celebs on the prowl. Shucks im pink in the cheeks just imagining coming to glance with the real blue blooded (and im not talking strictly hemocastes although i guess that sweetens the pot) creatives of our time.