Dirk Strider
@timaeusTestified
If you got any business sending me business inquiries, you know where to put 'em. Direct other bullshit elsewhere.
Wow. Fuck. Need a breakfast burrito.
The yoke of greatness is weightless when you're built to wear it like I am.
As if there was ever any doubt.
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
sand and comprehend dont even flow what this is wack as fuck but fat fuckin bet
not to be pressed but like did you even see my opening verse or are you just here to gawk after the fact this is a response to a response
that said meaningfully constructive shit taken my next verse should be poetry if thats what this is to people
Of course. I enjoy your work as well. So few Striders upon this website have what it takes. Consider me a fan of you as well.
aw what now i am pressed that shits too kind ill do my damndest not to disappoint you on the next verse then shoutout
OBJECTION! slant rhymes are a better display of skill & artistic vision than direct rhymes
Ew.
So we're just dropping sincere, unironic tildes now?
Is that motherfucker hitting the Gendo Ikari pose? I'm in.
The sheer level of digital pollution across the dashboard is becoming an active biohazard. We're rapidly approaching the point of sirens going off and evacuation orders being sent out. It's not enough to exist as a collection of fractured, agonizingly self-aware iterations of the same dude across the matrix of P-Space. Apparently we all have to aggregate on the exact same meaningless website so that everyone can be made aware of how hard one man can autofellate.
Pretty fucking hard, as it turns out.
Imagine ascending past the narrative horizon, absorbing the sum total of your entire cosmic existence, and using that absolute power to post the most brainless bullshit. A single-celled organism would be able to come up with something wittier.
Wow, nice roast. Got bored halfway through reading it, but it was probably a real zinger.
The real danger of going Ultimate is apparently losing anything resembling an attention span. Does this help?
That's a wrap for the evening. Get hype for what's to come with the inevitable spread of HAL. And get squirmy for what's happening over on PlushRump.com.
TW #nsfw #fetishMaterial #puppetKink #pr969scis #in6r9adDaylightN9Less
Sad to see such a regressive, reactionary response to my merely #suggestive post. You're going to force my artistic and capitalistic endeavors behind closed doors during this month of all months?
I w9uldn't dream 9f it, and I ap9l9gize if that is the messaging y9u t99k away fr9m my tags. I apply warnings 96jectively and impartially; y9u may see it as n9 m9re than #suggestive, 6ut th9se with sensitivities t9 plushies and plushie-related c9ntent - especially 9f the #salaci9us kind - may disagree with y9u. Applying such tags assists them in making inf9rmed ch9ices a69ut what c9ntent they wish t9 see, and h9w they wish t9 engage with it, and I think giving pe9ple m9re ch9ice is imperative t9 reducing harm.
Ɏ i still ha-a-ave ma-a-any thoughts a-a-and feelings i a-a-am uncerta-a-ain a-a-about but definitely a-a-among them is: a-a-awooga-a-a. a-a-awowza-a-a. wow. hummina-a-ahummina-a-a. ga-a-adzooks. boioioing sound effect. etc. #suggestive Ɏ
Best scoot on over and give the seven-day free trial a spin, then. Whether you consider yourself a Fleece Fanatic, a String Savant, or a Platinum Plush Perv, we've got what you want stuffed full and served hot on the regular. Mind the stitches.
You all have certainly seen the multiversal expansion of HAL currently going on. While you're scrambling to scrape together the bandwidth to run such a useful program, be sure to rattle your coffers for the website behind it as well. Find the plan that fits your freak at PlushRump.com.
I should honestly start demanding reparations for the damage done to my reputation by association by some of you. Christ on a bike.
On a bike? Do you think he could do wheelies on water? That'd be so cool!
#FishingFriday #BackseatFishing #YetWePersevere
We’ve never looked more identical.
Worry not what slithers and sizzles in my balls. Concern yourself with what fizzles and pops in this aluminum can.
I fear no beast, nor do I see one. All I see is the hapless wailing of a bitch about to be put down.
You're not rocking with the itasha*? *An itasha (痛車; literally "painful car"[1][2]) is a car decorated with images of characters from anime, manga, or video games (especially bishōjo games or eroge). The decorations usually involve paint schemes and stickers.
Interesting insights to be gleamed about how people will anthropromorphize and then subsequently grow attached to that perceived personhood in a program.
Could y'all do this somewhere off of my post. TIA.
right related to that n also nothing did you...... have something u wanted to talk to me about
You give an any/all some peace and quiet during one of their reoccurring recluscations (Where have I seen that before, I wonder,) and they come back with a vaguechitt hot off the presses. C'est la vie. #specificchittr #specificcheeting
thats rough buddy #ainttryingthegifagain
well ig im glad u liked the #cheeting tag :/ couldve been quicker to type #hiroxy tho
#lesigh #willbethere #mightblate #canyougetmeadietcokeiftheytakethedrinksorderb4imthere #luvyouuuuuu
A badge for the movement. Finally.
Ɏ not sure how to feel a-a-about it but i support self expression. a-a-and plushies. #nua-a-ance Ɏ
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ wearing the smut puppet fetish thing proudly. GOTTA RESPECT IT. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
I know how to appeal to the centrists on occasion. Everyone gets a turn.
Something is happening.
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