Dirk Strider
@timaeusTestified
If you got any business sending me business inquiries, you know where to put 'em. Direct other bullshit elsewhere.
Can't help being a little controversial with it.
My type. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d4c000ff613a.png #nsfw
Why do you give a fuck. Make your own post.
idiot cant recogniz fetish gear n bcums a conservativ immediatly LULZ #nsfw
I'm not. I just don't think we should be promoting sex with animals. Regardless of your fetish. It's not a fetish if it's realist enough to be seen as a horse.
fuuuuk i 4got da clazzic horse shape of: human body
@tipsyGnostalgic#2248 Can you pass the remote? TIA.
dude stop pretending 2 not text jake im literally holding it out for u #Hellooooo
Mistakes have been made by a number of people recently. Some more than others.
Direct it to the proper channels. I'll get to it when I give a shit.
This shit is so ass.
what do you mean cant you tell this websites the pinnacle of posting
nah this shit is funny asf man, i love seeing what bullshit people post
DIIIIIRN!!!! I LUV U YOU!!! #Platomic #ChildSupporp #Suttort
Just benched 422. New personal best.
↗️AMAZING NUMBERS. I LITERALLY EXPECT NOTHING BUT THE BEST.↗️
I'm not sure what you're referring to, but I'm busy right now.
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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa3cff50569a.png Y'all hear something?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png Aw hell. #eridanweek #gotmyassbeat
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1124364f1261.png #eridanweek #AREYOUCOMING?
equius youre the onlly blluebllood ive ever respected fucking get their asses. idek whose asses, just GET them.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png #iwasoiledateridanweek #eridanweek Are you ready? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] #AREYOUCOMING? #ERIDANWEEK https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
- I ;mm going to mmoving to Earth with mmy mmoirail tommorrow Mssrs. Gourd Kismmeses
Feel that rumbling in the distance? Tonight's match is gonna be seismic. Be there. #eridanweek https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
Jesus H. Dick.
Stand by.
For those concerned about the safety and wellbeing of Troll Bruno Mars @twentyfourCarat, rest assured that we have increased our security and anti-terrorism forces for #EridanWeek.
WHERE WAS THAT SECURITY FOURTEEN MINUTES AGO YOU HAT WEARING IDIOTS I GOT HIS ASS AGAIN https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0257bbd9c24.png
Fortunately Troll Bruno Mars is only susceptible to bulletfire and not the delusional hateposting of randos on Chittr.
It’s Embarrassing That You Didn’t Have Them In The First Place. Lazy Planning.
TROLL BRUNO MARS IS SUSCEPTIBLE TO A GREEAT MANY THINGS AND I HOPE YOU FIND OUT ABOUT EVERY SINGLEE ONE OF THEM
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The people spoke. We have listened. Starting on night two of #eridanweek, there will be multiple trampolines of varying sizes to accommodate for the raucous demand for whimsical physical activities. By participating you agree to waive any liability for physical injury or interpersonal strife born from #bouncingonit from the staff. Go nuts.
you are in the middle a the fuckin ocean this is wwhere you oughta be expectin crabs to be
Staff at #eridanweek are not responsible for STDs exchanged between attendants. Learn to wrap it up and be more discreet in who you bump uglies with. And maybe go Google some fucking remedies instead of airing this shit out in public where everyone can see it. Bro to bro? It's kind of embarrassing.
i think its funny you are just a hater maybe youd be embarrassed but i sure as hell aint
You know what? I can begrudgingly respect someone so loudly confident in their shamelessness. I'll be there for the public post announcing your condition.
For all those untraumatized by the attempted (and successful) temporary assassination of Troll Michael Jackson at #eridanweek to be posting about it on Chittr, there are complimentary refreshments being served in the food court for the next hour.
N.o°te that this d.o°es n.o°t apply t.o° the Carb.o°nated Caravanserai
They hate to see a big ass motherfucker moshing.
Like many of you, #ImComing to #Eridanweek. As is my cohost @golgothasTerror . We're bringing the Rumble from da Patch straight to the shipwreck, performed for those in attendance and streamed live for those #Coming at home. Blows will be exchanged, sparks will fly, and maybe we'll make a little love along the way. Support the man of the week @caligulasAquarium and be there for our threesome on Thursday.
I couldnt have worded it any better myself! Any steely eyed gent with a stiff upper lip worth his salt will be tuning in or turning out so you BEST prep well and long. #imcoming!
There's motion in our ocean and we're fit to make waves. An absolute tidal wave of pure, salty brolove is #Coming.
Lik£ SO £xcit£d <3 #imcoming! Lik£, #£ridanw££k, lik£, #bouncingonit