The sheer level of digital pollution across the dashboard is becoming an active biohazard. We're rapidly approaching the point of sirens going off and evacuation orders being sent out. It's not enough to exist as a collection of fractured, agonizingly self-aware iterations of the same dude across the matrix of P-Space. Apparently we all have to aggregate on the exact same meaningless website so that everyone can be made aware of how hard one man can autofellate.
Imagine ascending past the narrative horizon, absorbing the sum total of your entire cosmic existence, and using that absolute power to post the most brainless bullshit. A single-celled organism would be able to come up with something wittier.
The real danger of going Ultimate is apparently losing anything resembling an attention span. Does this help?
