♦ pitied by @timaeusTestified
>([seein fusc#ias on t#e tl is lowkey wild i feel like i time traveled]
G0REGLE H0W T0 MAKE APP SHUTD0WNS N0T HURT. N0 N0T CH1TTR G0REGLE ST0P TYP1NG CEASE TYP1NG N0.
@timaeusTestified#0414 does it have 2 be anime cant we watch the sopranos or something.... over
whatever apparently @ one point there were 2 of me so..... idfk i dont wanna talk abt it #DontAskMe #NoMoarCandyEver #StillKindaWannaDie #FrozenPeasOnMahHead
8-> SWING BY DURING THE #RUMBLEINDAPUMPKINPATCH AT #ERIDANWEEK FOR A COMMEMORATIVE RUMBLE T-SHIRT, WHICH YOU CAN PURCHASE WITH YOUR #AMPORACOIN!
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
<body> ** there is no such thing as good posture. there is only optimal posture for what you're doing. so you keep your straight back and set shoulders for walking in fucking parades or whatever, and you leave me alone when i hunch over at my desk. </body>
We always keep a backup gold blood generator at Rouzze Tower, in case the olive bloods running the troll-powered squeakbeast wheel generator unionize. #RightToWork - MC Oleana
- Holy freaking MOLY, amm I excited for tonight's live performmance of "In Which Two Casually Engaged Pitchmmate Bros Physically Aggress and Sportively Domminate Each Other In and Around an Allotmment of Set-Aside Gourd Growing Land; Intended to Captivate the Audience's Inner Ashen Voyeur As They Use Their Muscled Bodies as Extant Strife Abstrata; Unmmediated Battles Are Thusly Interrupted By the "Referee" in Order to Leave the Audience At Large's Conciliatory Desires Unmmet So That They Return for Next Wipe's Episode" 😆 - Anyone else??? #EridanWeek 😁😁🙌🎃♠️
#BIGFATA$$ OUT NAO ON ALL PLATFORMZZ ⏩ https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV share w ur friends or ur l8me && wont git a billion bux https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82a821e604c8.png
THE VISIONS TERRIBLE AND MIGHTY REALITY FRACTURES AND THE WORLD TREMBLES VIOLENT WITH THE UNDERSTANDING THAT THIS IS WRONG THIS IS ALL WRONG ALL WRONG ALL WRONG ALL WRONG A THOUSAND THOUSAND LIVES ANTITHESIS TO THEMSELVES AND THE BLOOD REBELS THE BLOOD REBELS THE BLOOD REBELS THE BLOOD REBELS
Why is everyone feeling somber and dread at the handwich stand. :( #eridanweek
(No, no, no, no!) (Oh, no, baby) #EridanWweek
Julioh, wwho is that #EridanWweek
SORRY FOR SPONT4N3OUSLY D1S4PP34R1NG 1 W4S TOO BUSY L4PP1NG 4T TH3 T4P3STRY OF F4T3 4ND T4ST1NG V4R1OUS THR34DS OF 1NT3RCONN3CT3D T1M3L1N3S 4ND NOT B31NG 4 V1RG1N TH4T 1 FORGOT TO LOG ON
if you wwondered wwhy you aint seein as many trans people on trans day a vvisibility its cause they all wwent to #eridanwweek
Today's #eridanweek demo experience at the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP EDITION Virtual Reality Headset will be a real-time combat simulation across the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Complete with realistic pain receptor engagement. Maul your friends! Vanquish your foes. Then refuel at THE AMPHORA, our exclusive VIP wine bar. #violence
guys #eridanwweek aint all about me not fully its about music its about art its about thrillin neww product lines from crockercorp CEO @gutsyGumshoe #amporacoin troll cher
Wwassup, girl (Girl) I wwanna see you get conciliatory in this club today (Bad girls) #EridanWweek
lmao wtf is happ3ning b3hind th3 m3dical t3nt at #3ridanw33k do3s this ha<3 to do with th3 #trollbrunomars stuff? https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/96c0f9702825.png
Despite the alleged rumors, I will NOT be publicly partaking in any #substances at #eridanweek. ... The sucker juju is an esteemed artifact, and sealed away under lock and key. ... It simply would not be the appropriate time to sow such saccharine discord.
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Lik£, throwback tu£sday! An old lik£, JILARVA£ album cov£r <3!! Lik£, my fav p£rsonally! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/df25c564442b.PNG
>([lookin in2 t#e mirror above my kitc#en sink grippin t#e porcelain teet# grit sayin im not was#ed im not was#ed im not wa#ed]
>([t#ey tryna stop me from postin]
>([#codependentandproud]
shout out all my haters i got crabs at #eridanweek #publicannouncement #nsfw
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/KUQ6MY.PNG OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE LUSSI OF TROLL BRUNO MARS. WE DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT NEW AGE HOKUM BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. IGNORE MY GRACIOUS LADY LOVE SHE SAW SOME CHILD SLIP ON SOME BLOOD TRYING TO GET TO THE STAGE #ERIDANWEEK #VIOLENCE #TRAGEDY
because i am the fifth alpha kid
despite scurrilous attempts by numerous bad actors to destroy #eridanwweek on its first night includin the vvicious murder a my descendent @twwentyfourCarat #eridanwweek is goin strong and showwin no signs a slowwin also troll bruno mars wwill be back tomorroww wwe just got to wwait for @gutsyGumshoe to wwake up you do not wwant to interrupt that wwomans beauty sleep
8-> IN HONOR OF OUR DEARLY DEPARTED AND BELOVED TROLL BRUNO MARS, WE ARE LAUNCHING A SPECIALLY MINTED #BRUNOCOIN DEDICATED TO HIS NOBLE SACRIFICE AT #ERIDANWEEK. SECURE YOUR LEGACY, AND HIS, WITH #BRUNOCOIN.
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
Eridan week AND ive found myself in the splendid company of one hundred whole followers? Boy im clicking my heels!
to the many inquirin minds screamin into the vvoid wwith wwitherin hope that someone anyone wwill explain wwhat #eridanwweek is obvviously its some kinda fuckin party
Time for the announcement I have been excited to make! To celebrate 100+ followers, I will be holding a meet and greet gala soon. Please respond here or in a post tagged #CofLGala with an image or collage of what you would wear to such an event. I will randomly choose a few fans to take pictures with to promote the newest entry in the #CotL series. Show off your finery for a chance to win a rendition from yours truly. Thank you for your time and I hope to see you there. https://i.ibb.co/nN4B6zcK/IMG-8771.jpg
Wwherever you go, that's wwhere I'll followw Nobody's promised tomorroww (yeah) (Eridan)
>([#nsfw #armpits #ttps://media.discordapp.net/attac#ments/1486860810784342076/1488320077634994256/20260320_221446.jpg?ex=69cc5996&is=69cb0816&#m=597c6cd158e3ec9a146d938bf58fcffd55223a4af8a0ce744ae977d757991fe2&=&format=webp]
Nevver had much faith in lovve or miracles (Uh)
"#eridanweek day 1: flush*/pale" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Eridan Ampora/Reader, flushfic, chitfic, a walk on the beach, chittr mention, fluff, tsundere!eridan, #imcoming, writing prompt, archive rating: G) eridan had called you here to meet by the shore it was a strange thing! he was usually quite dismissive of your extended attempts at friendships, liking his chittr posts and commenting on what you could he didnt always reply, but he was always sending a like your way regardless there was always a flutter in your blood pusher when that notification appeared in your inbox the dm was unexpected but accepted nonetheless you gave a small wave and a happy smile when he approached, his eyes low and a nasty little grimace on his face "oh... is something wrong?" you asked, feeling nervousness begin to rise "wwhat? no nothins wwrong" he responded plainly with fluttering fins, brushing his fingers through his hair and purposefully avoiding looking at you you walk along the shore getting to know more about each other he says that hed been admiring your brash nature online, that he enjoyed the way you spoke your mind and cared little for the disagreements in your replies seemingly out of nowhere, the thick acidic scent of rain fills your senses, and droplets of slightly stinging rain begin to pour down on the two of you you feel eridan move in a bit closer, reaching for his cape and slowly arching an arm over you to protect you from the rain you bring your gaze up to ask him what he was doing, but you realize he was already looking at you red hearts held within wide eyes, cheeks flushed a deep violet, nothing but admiration on his sharp features he immediately flicks his face away with closed eyes and a tight frown to pretend he hadnt been caught as you continue to walk protected by his cape, flushed feelings swim between the two of you "i had a fine time but i wwould havve preferred it hadnt started fuckin rainin" "maybe next time we could hang out at my place?" you ask sheepishly "yeah wwhatevver maybe" you cant wait for the next notification notes: my eridan is quite sweet and gentle but i understand there are many different eridans so this is my take on a tsundere!eridan happy #eridanweek #imcoming
8-> THERE WILL BE A POP-UP CURRENCY EXCHANGE AT #ERIDANWEEK SO YOU CAN EXCHANGE ALL OF YOUR LESSER COINS FOR #AMPORACOIN!
On your way to the stage at #eridanweek, DON'T FORGET to stop by our product demo stalls to test out the latest Commemorative Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP EDITION, complete with optional LETHAL MODE FEATURE. *Lethal Mode feature will be unavailable for demo testing at #eridanweek.
[PART ONE] YOU SQUEEZE YOUR GANDERBULBS SHUT, TRYING TO BLINK AWAY THE TEARS BLURRING YOUR VISION. YOU HATE THAT YOU CRY WHEN YOU’RE ANGRY. YOUR BULBS STING FROM THE SALT, AND YOUR WHOLE FACE BURNS FEVERISHLY HOT. YOU DON’T WANT ANYONE TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS, SO YOU HOLE YOURSELF AWAY IN A FAR CORNER OF YOUR UNLIT RESPITEBLOCK. NOT LIKE ANYONE IS COMING TO FIND YOU. NOT AFTER HOW YOU KILLED EVERYONE’S MOOD AND STORMED OFF. STILL, YOU’RE HALF BURIED IN YOUR MOST COMFORTING PILE IN SOME DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO HIDE YOUR SHAME FROM THE WORLD. YOU DON’T SEE THE VERTICAL SLICE OF OFFENDING LIGHT VIOLATE YOUR SAFE HAVEN AS IT SLOWLY GROWS AND QUICKLY SHRINKS, BUT YOU DO HEAR THE CLICK OF YOUR DOOR RETURNING TO ITS RIGHTFULLY SHUT STATE AFTERWARD. INSTINCTIVELY, YOU SHRINK IN ON YOURSELF. IF YOU HAD WANTED TO BE FOUND, YOU WOULDN’T BE HIDING. AS YOUR INTRUDER’S STEPS DRAW CLOSER, YOU CAN FEEL YOURSELF BRISTLING, ANGER COILING UP TIGHTLY, READY TO LASH OUT VIOLENTLY AT ANY SECOND. “are you really hidin after all that?” HIS TONE FALLS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN ANNOYED AND CONCERNED, BUT IT MELTS ALL YOUR TENSION AWAY IMMEDIATELY. YOU LIFT YOURSELF JUST SLIGHTLY OUT OF YOUR PILES SWEET EMBRACE TO TURN YOUR WATERY GAZE ONTO YOUR MOIRAIL. IF ANYONE WAS GOING TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS, AT LEAST IT WAS HIM. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #PALEROMANCE
[PART TWO] THERE’S ROOM ENOUGH IN THE PILE FOR BOTH OF YOU, BUT JUST BARELY. EVERY SPOT WHERE HIS BODY IS PRESSED TO YOUR OWN FEELS COMFORTING AND COOL, SOOTHING THE HEAT THAT HAD BUILT UP JUST UNDER YOUR SKIN. YOU RESIST THE URGE TO PRESS YOUR BURNING CHEEK TO HIS CHEST. YOU’VE ALREADY DEBASED YOURSELF ENOUGH TONIGHT. “you really shouldnt a run off like that" "WHAT, YOU WANTED ME TO DIG MY HEELS INTO THE GROUND AND DRAG EVERYONE INTO ANOTHER HALF HOUR OF POINTLESS BACK AND FORTH?" "but you wwerent evven wwrong though and you wwould havve heard me tell them as much if youd stayed" YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO THAT, BUT HE SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO HEAR HOW LOUDLY YOU'RE THINKING. "if cant trust me to havve your back then wwhat am i supposed to do you didnt evven come to me yourself i had to come find you" HE'S RIGHT, AND OF COURSE HE KNOWS HE'S RIGHT. "I'M SOR–" "stop i didnt come to get an apology from you i came to make sure youre okay" YOUR TEETH DIG INTO YOUR LIP AS HIS COOL FINGERS WIPE AT YOUR WET CHEEKS. "so are you okay" YOU'RE BETTER NOW THAT HE'S HERE, BUT YOU DON'T TELL HIM THAT. YOU JUST NOD. "good" YOUR EXHAUSTED PAN STARTS TO SLOW AS YOUR MOIRAILS FINGERS COMB THROUGH YOUR HAIR IN CALM, SHORT STROKES. YOUR EYELASHES ARE STILL DAMP, BUT YOUR CHEEKS ARE MORE OR LESS DRY WHEN YOU FINALLY SUCCUMB TO THE URGE TO REST THEM AGAINST HIS CHEST. THE STEADY PUMPING OF HIS PUSHER LULLS YOU THE REST OF THE WAY TO SLEEP. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #PALEROMANCE
I couldnt have worded it any better myself! Any steely eyed gent with a stiff upper lip worth his salt will be tuning in or turning out so you BEST prep well and long. #imcoming!
#need to get #verified so everyone can know im the REAL D Strides on spotify stream dream vs rosa parks #davestrideralwaysbeplugging
>([lemme make one t#ing clear if you ever see me wit# a verified badge t#ey put t#at s#it on me against my will i got less t#an zero interest in bein verified as anyt#in ot#er t#an a certified g]
Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
>([fascinated by applejacks struggles wit# sexuality]
>([popped a valium n watc#ing some my little #oofbeast]
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
whyy wont the back door unlock is the wiggler safety lock on #sAFETYfIRST
hNHNNHMGNGHGGH, #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #nOTePIC
tHE SONG ENDED, aND IT IS, dEAD SILENT, nOW,
oKAY SO i, wRIGGLED AROUND, tO TRY TO GET OFF eRIDAN, aND INTO, tHE NEXT SEAT, bUT i FELL OVER PRETTY BAD, aND LANDED, oN jAKE, wITH MY HORN, aND HE STOPPED SNORING, aND, i AM REALLY HOPING i DID NOT, cONCUSS HIM RIGHT BEFORE, #eRIDANwEEK,
>([w#en im #appy i say: i can go louder w#en im sad i say: passenger sides open]
#ImOut #PulledOut #Teleprotted #ImRoofNow
#no♰bes♰ofchi♰♰r should I S♰ar♰ Spli♰♰ing Longer Chi♰♰ Screensho♰s In♰o ♰wo Images Or Do We Like ♰he Longer Screensho♰s. ♦️ Pi♰y = ♰wo Screensho♰s/images ♣️ Media♰e =keep Long Screensho♰s
↘️another misfortune for wrothe, something that was literally impossible for me to predict despite the stacks of paperwork providing me endless evidence that i must be,↘️ ↗️AS MY PHYSICALLY SUPERIOR AND MENTALLY HARDENED HIGHER UPS HAVE REPEATEDLY TOLD ME OVER THE PAST COUPLE OF NIGHTS,↗️ ↘️some kind of dippanned moron with more time than common sense.↘️ ↗️I WILL RECOUP THESE REPEATED LOSSES AGAIN, AS I HAVE LITERALLY NO OTHER OPTION.↗️ ↘️the welts of my back ache with every agonizing breath drawn in at my worksquare.↘️ ↗️BUT I HAVE FAITH. I HAVE INVESTED SOME MORSEL OF MY RAINY NIGHT FUND INTO A VIABLE OPPORTUNITY POSED TO ME BY SOMEONE UNDER THE NAME "CHARLS PONZIE".↗️
#ImComing for #RealJustice - MC Oleana
I wish I could rechit replies but your sentiment is still felt. Your allyship still rings within my nub, emboldening me, and raising me up like the featherflaps of a glorious and terrifying talonscreecher. - MC Oleana
you knoww i wwould contend its actually admirable under the circumstances that id honor our gentlemans agreement and endeavvor to beat off twwo highly powwerful and #oiledup men at once and anyone that wwatched the vvideo feed knowws i got my licks in too #rumblecoin #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #eridancoin #eridanwweek #imcoming
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- I amm very #Invested in "In Which Two Concupiscently Engaged Humman Bros, and the Occasional Others, Engage In All Manner of Drammatized, Oiled, and Scurrilously Staged Fisticuffs ("RUMBLING") In And Around The Set-Aside Gourd Tract Stage; Aired Weekly and Close to Daytimme for the Titillation of the General Public." 😁😆😌🎃
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰er #012 #oilingup. h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/012.png
got my ass beat i am not rechittin that shit but #eridanwweek is still on the horizon let it be knowwn that wwhile im #oiledup #imcoming nonetheless
i used up all my oil and novw i dont havwe any vway to light my lantern. its cold in here #oilingup
- Everything about mmy life has changed since this night. I wil;l never forget this. "They're Rummbling Around In The Pummpkin Patch," has been an experience that I will carry with mme. Forever. 🥹
8-> #RUMBLECOIN VALUE IS GOING INTERSTELLAR!
Tonights action was off the chain!! If you missed three handsome fellas getting handsy on the big screen youre in luck! This triple feature is fit to be packaged and sold on a bro to bro level. Direct yourself to the inbox of my wrastlepal @timaeusTestified#0414 and sink your digs in PROMPTLY. Limited edition! ( Sorry to the sore loser @caligulasAquarium ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c82002737785.jpg
Take my hand! I can show you a better world! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d92c32d0d25f.png
yo wait am i missin oil talk. i got so muc)( glubbin oil w)(en i ruled eart)( lol it was crawsome. got so muc)( $$$ fore it.
- You know what. I think I mmight be OK. 😌😮💨😁🙌 - #ThankYouPurpleOilBarons #KeepOlivesOutOfDebt #OilUp #ThankYouSeadwellers #ImmOilingUpToo #InTheHallsOfMyBloodPusher
pahjmhusk slipn out of my ffonds camera fuckd
hehloo i think something wrong hello i cant see the image can anyone else see the iamge is it on my end ive unplugged everything and plugged everything back in twice im still refreshing but its not changing so i dont think its on my end could you check if its on your end that somethings wrong because i cant see the image hello please reply
↗️AGAIN, IT APPEARS THAT I HAVE FALLEN FOR ANOTHER RUG PULL OPERATION. IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO FIGURE OUT HOW THIS HAPPENED AGAIN, BUT IT APPEARS THAT EVEN MY LOANED CAEGARS HAVE BEEN CURTAILED FROM MY POCKETS WITH INVESTMENTS POORLY MADE.↗️ ↘️i should have seen this coming. the lash of my vastly stronger, much more capable- physically- than i, superiors has come not only verbally, but physically.↘️ ↗️IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO DELEGATE THEIR SHIFTS TO ME, I AM PROFICIENT IN WORD, AND GOREGLE SLIDES.↗️ ↘️i have nothing to return to.↘️
concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
hmm thats pretty tempting, youre pretty cute, but iwve got standards, yknowv? howv sloppy are these seconds?
We at Macro Cullsmos value 4 tenets above all else: Multimedia marketing Innovation Leadership and Finance and investments - MC Oleana
>([t#eyre calling #im t#e ballingest baller to ever ball]
8-> UNBELIEVABLE FOLKS! #RUMBLECOIN IS SEEING AN ABSOLUTELY UNPRECEDENTED 785% INCREASE IN VALUE! #HODL FOLKS, #HODL!
Empty think pan entitled seadwelling nepobaby lususboys are always trying to steal and profit off of the ideas of intelligent, hardworking midblood women. THIS IS A JXKE!!!!!!!!!! #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #ImComing - MC Oleana
8-> THIS ONE'S A DOOZY FOLKS! #RUMBLECOIN IS A REVOLUTIONARY NEW CURRENCY CONNECTED DIRECTLY TO THE OUTCOME OF TWO HARD ASS DUDES AND THE WAYS THEY FIST EACH OTHER! #STRIDERSTOCKS ARE HIGHER THAN EVER WITH NEW STRIDERS ON THE BEAT EVERY SINGLE NIGHT! THE #ENGLISHLINE IS ONLY GOING UP! INVEST NOW BEFORE THE NEXT #RUMBLE AND YOUR #RUMBLECOIN WILL EARN YOU PRIORITY SEATING AND A FRONT ROW TICKET TO THE AFTERMATCH AUCTION!
THEY STARTED BUILDING THE LOWBLOOD TORTURE NEXUS AND I STEPPED IN. I SAID WE DON'T NEED TO DO THIS TO THE LOWBLOODS THEY DON'T DESERVE THIS. I SAID TAKE ME INSTEAD AND THEY DID. IF ANYONE NEEDS ME THEY'LL BE TUMBLING ME THROUGH THE TORTURE NEXUS EVERY WEEKNIGHT FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER.
8-> REMEMBER FOLKS, #AMPORACOIN WILL GET YOU THE LOOPS YOU NEED TO GET A BODY LIKE THIS! DON'T WASTE TIME IN THE GYM, JUST PAY YOUR WAY TO STARDOM!
post vworkout pic. wvho wvant me? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/496af3682ce7.png
>([its friday nig#t lets get it on #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/5927d2fa514e.png]
>([fit c#eck #ttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETF-3kPWkAcW5Ie.jpg (spaceraestuck on twt)]
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8-> BUY ONE GET ONE JET SKIS TODAY ONLY!
-------------------------------------OOC------------------------------------- ---------------------- PINNED POST / ACCOUNT ESSENTIALS --------------------- DISCLAIMER: If you have been blocked, please do not take it personally. Some blocks are being used more as a "mute" function, and very few are actually serious. If you write something I don't want to see, I will probably block you to avoid accidentally interacting. This may include extreme #NSFW, visual nudity, ERP, #incest, or fetishposting. Exceptions made when it's funny. Roger Rabbit Rules on all things. -------------------------------- JANE CROCKER -------------------------------- Generic Earth C Jane Crocker. 25 years old. CEO of Crockercorp. Unethical billionaire, socially controversial figure, NOT YET pursuing a career in politics. May not be canon compliant. Not married or publicly affiliated in any romantic relationship. No children (yet). Slowly drifting apart from the other Creators. Neurotic. Rude. Self-enabling. Closet case. Millennial. Spoilers from other timelines are A-OK. Doubles are great. DMs are open to all for IC and OOC interaction. Will thread in DM or move longform to MXRP.
I DO THIS FOR THE LOWBLOODS, THE MIDBLOODS, EVERY CASTE THAT NEEDS ME. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/644710206dd9.png
The people cry out for justice, and their voices reach me no matter where I am. Know that I am with you, always.
#tootonyouropps
CEASE POSTING YOUR ILLICIT EMPLOYEE CONFESSIONS!!!
>([t#ere are several people ive met in real life w#ose lives id trade no #esitation to make bart simpson real]
Stop pitying my shits
>([mig#t plant evidence disrupt a crime scene or intimidate witnesses later. mig#t even lie on my taxes]
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1 H4V3 B33N ON TH1S W3BS1T3 FOR 4 TOT4L OF 17 GRU3L1NG M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4LR34DY F33L FUCK1NG S1CK TO MY STOM4CH
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>([w#o up c#ewing t#ey cud]
A barkbeast being treated with dignity, moments before being sent to the laser eXplosion chamber. #Insprational #Heartwarming #AnimalCruelty #Free #CrueltyFree https://files.catboX.moe/X8jksa.jpg - MC Oleana
I'VE BEEN SEEING A LOT OF #DEADDOVEDONOTEAT AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT THEY MEAN, BUT IF IT HELPS I CAN EAT ANY DEAD DOVES NEEDED. I WILL PROTECT YOU ALL.
🎦 i dont know what the #situation is but #KaiFam stayz strong af!!!! hop in the stream later tonight!
>([o# #ell na# its so over #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/4bab9ca9c9b3.png]
I went to care about you island and everyone who ever met you was there!
adding this to my list of things to say when i am mildly inconvenienced right above "why has god forsaken me" and right behind "well shiver my dicknips"
i keep finding myself wishing there was a ? react button to chits
Here at Macro Cullsmos we make a promise of green energy. The olive bloods that operate our troll-powered squeakbeast wheel generators are kept ethically fed and hydrated. #CompanyPerks - MC Oleana
Yuck!
Another important and yet apparently controversial note... NO. MORE. FONDANT. You went to the effort of baking, layering, frosting and assembling a cake. WHY would you cover it with an unpalatable layer of rubbery elephant skin? Say it with me. "We will not add inedible toppings to our desserts." Obviously if you are toothpicking paper dinosaurs onto Little Jimmy's birthday cupcakes, that is a different story. But if I see another cake studded with molar-shattering "edible" pearls, I am going to lose my marbles. And you dizzy people are going to scoop them all up and feed them to a bunch of adolescents, because that is how low you have allowed your confectionery bar to droop. But this is mostly about the fondant. If I attend your function and you make me peel my slice of cake like a chimp with a banana, I am going home.
Wait, are you the one who brought me my energy sludge? - MC Oleana
Thank you for your response! I will pass on your information to the culling drones. - MC Oleana
Are you one of the interns we laid off? - MC Oleana
How may I assist you? An application for spelling and grammar correction, perhaps? - MC Oleana
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It's impossible to get a good energy sludge around this place. #RiseandGrind #SuccessMindset #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
evvery time wwithout fail its like mustard to an oblong meat product #shakinmyhead
>([buying a#egao patterned clot#ing all sizes at asking price #nsfw]
confession #5 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/34a4587eccdc.jpg
>([i just slammed #myPenits in t#e car door #nsfw]
hes putting a <3< on my #CallieTweets bc he wishes id tweet #InMyAnimeZone
#GetCalliedOn #CallieFans
#InMyCallieZone
#Calliope
#MoarCallie #MOAR
SPECTACULAR... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35e05037a815.jpg
LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f8d78a85fc.png
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- > "Can't get conciliatory without sommething to concile! LOL" Oh yeah you frigging nubsucker I bet tha'ts just what you tell yourself isn't it. Because your life's a MESS, Mint. A MMMMMMESS.
The ring is warmed up... a tango for two... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8c9b4002d5f2.jpg
hey guys is anybody mad at me
OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
Oh. Then yes, as opposed to having ever contracted something directly.
Woman, if you have something you intend to imply, I suggest you slap it down on the table where the brave girls lay their thoughts.
... I know of it.
NO "WE" HAVE NOT.
Why would it hurt when you... nevermind. I don't want to know.
... IF I DECLINE PTO ON A BLACKOUT DATE BUT OFFER TO HEAL YOUR AILING MOTHER, I HARDLY FIND IT GROUNDS FOR COMPLAINT! ... Did we fire him? ... Oh, right.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN CROCKERCORP ANONYMOUS. @crockercorpAnonymous Dispense with this endeavor and delete this account immediately. Who is this.
>([guys w#y does it kinda #urt w#en i pail]
- But what if the Emmpress visits mmy office and I'mm on "Secret Saboteur (Season MMMCDXIII, Continued Interplanetary Conquest and Bloodshed Part 42-1), Rest of Title," and...... I do SO badly... that she doesn't even kill mme in a barely semmi-respectable way...
>([lemme make one t#ing clear if t#eres anot#er me around #ere t#en we aint beefing we aint making out we gonna be colluding on some nefarious sc#emes]
Meow hiss. Eep.
Guh... im wiping the snot away from my upper lip and im poised to get you plum in the kisser tonight.
Please dont place bids on my skivvies.
Oh rolal its so impossibly hard to pick just one item to salvage from the line up! Between doctor bearstein the taxidermied ballerina bear and my lucky britches its hard to make heads of tails of whats worth pulling from the epic wreckage of this underhanded play. :(
I broke my hookah by playing an intense game of marble ring taw just now. #shame!
ummmm gen c is trying to cancel dirk strider????
Spoilsport.
You wouldnt even do it for a scooby snack?
Fret not i am already swiftly attempting to remedy your empty boxes.
Bro please do not put things like this on my page where other people can see it.