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@cazzoAmore
rowvdy boy. rebel. rough and tumble indivwidual. liquor fiend. dreamer. #humankin. lovwer. aspiring musician. male feminist. rockabilly. #pomp4lyfe. love john travwolta. beautiful vwomen please dm.
i take it back. this place isnt a shithole. its pretty cool howv i can be myself around folks, especially vwomenkind, and nobody blinks twice! chicks are flocking to me like bees to blossom. dont let anyone tell you that multiple bench vwarrants- i mean. heh. you can feel safe around me, ladies. im one of the good ones.
di\/ine inter\/ention telling me otherwise but i hope you get your boing boing i suppose
man. listen, bud, you cant go throwving around that vword with a mug like that. im hereby revwoking your chief pass until you fix all of...vwhwatevwer it is im looking at.
this bulge is elastic like a trampoline, baby. come talk a ride on the crotrain.
will it still go up if i talk about the films troll rob zombie has directed to it for 3 hours
any one thats not an annoying rabbit vwant to chit chat? female form encouraged.
hey! youre the one making it dirty, lola bunny. getcha mind out of the gutter.
hmm lets see. some bunnies are nibblers and some bunnies are svwallowvers. you strike me as more of a nibbler, but if you can make this carrot disappear, ill play you an unreleased song from my upcoming ep.
attracted some vweird bugs bunny vwannabe vwith my chit instead of a hot mama. this place turned into a real shithole
shit. here comes the vwoke mob. in my defense, i literally couldnt tell. because youre a FREAKING bunny.
goodness gracious, here come my great balls of fire.
most of you care vway too much about your alts. i dont got time for allat. im busy.
before anyone gets the vwrong idea from my interaction vwith a certain vwild flowver, i vwant to make it click that im an #ally and i havwe nothing but the utmost respect for our bravwe lesbian queens. #loudandproud #pride thats vwhy, im offering my servwices for any gals that arent ready to jiffy on out of the closet. for the price of literally nothing, as long as youre female and hot, i vwill put on this cheap blonde vwig and shavwe my fivwe o clock shadowv, so you dont feel it vwhen vwe kiss.
That's... Hm. I suppo+se it co+uld've been a lo+t wo+rse, co+ming fro+m yo+u.
nifty. good to knowv i can continue being an absolute pig and youre chill as an ice cube because vwe havwe similar taste in cinema. its svweet being me.
[☠︎︎] JUST BECAUSE OF JOHN TRAVOLTA I ALLOW THIS ABSOLUTE SWINEOUT [☠︎︎]
trust me, this is the safe for chittr vwersion. cant havwe cats getting too crazy, nowv. grub steps.
It's sweet that yo+u Cro+nuses care so+ much abo+ut the wider Chittr po+pulace to+ no+t make the rest o+f us suffer the wo+rst o+f yo+ur chauvinistic drivel. It really warms my blo+o+dpusher.
dont see vwhats so funny. meh, youvwe alvways been a vweird one, chief.
vwhatevwer helps you get your beauty sleep, doll. some of us dont like showving all of our cards at once. feel free to dm for the juicy deetz. if you dare zz;)
couldnt help but notice howv vweak the guys stream vwas from the next stall ovwer so i recommended he start doing kegels. yup. thatll havwe you fucking your 400 lb vwife like shes a sleek 250. #nsfwv
this is vwhy you smell like unc funk, bro. you spend all day inside your block touching yourself to 2D fat girls instead of going outside and sampling the real deal in all its cottage cheese glory. LOL jk. i vwould nevwer fuck on a fat skirt unless the lights vwere off and i vwas fifteen brewvskis in. #substance
you vwill find that all my chits are made with startling lucidity, man.
ii would rather 2tay iin2iide all niight and not get my rock2 off lii2teniing two other dude2 pii22iing. and dont 2hiit on fat giirl2 youre ju2t not enough of a man two handle a real woman, 2d or not theyre way 2uperiior two the anorexiia babe2 youre fliickiing your bulge at.
this isnt the owvn you think it is. i almost feel bad for you.
sometimes when i pee I blow up da stall bc my flows so hard and my urethra kinda built like an AK 47 ^_^
feel a2 bad a2 you want for me ii dont care, youre the one chiittiing about another dude2 weak pii22 2tream and hii2 400 lb wiife makiing up 2cenariio2 iin your head liike a crazy per2on. youre 2cared of a liittle fat on a giirl, fatter giirl2 have biigger 2phere2 and not tho2e 2iiliicone fake one2 that 2kiinny giirl2 get two try two iimpre22 2cumbag2 liike you
you can talk about my proximity to another mans piss stream all you like, the fact of the matter is, no amount of homoerotic projection is gonna surmount reality, vwhich is that i vwas givwing the guy some good natured advwice, mano-to-mano. no sus. i knowv the vword "reality" puts the fear of your double-stacked empress in ya, bub, but at some point you gotta vwake up and smell the roses. vwhat are you gonna do if a fella strikes up convwersation vwith you at the can? buckle your knees and run out vwith your high-vwater slacks around your ankles? i aint scared. i just knowv vwhat i like. also, hot. you say it like its a bad thing. but a babe increasing the size of her plastic spheres to impress me is a perk.
right. vwell, is this supposed to impress me? because im impressed. but also a little disgusted. youre one freaky babe. i vwonder vwhat other tricks you can do vwith that cat zz;)
iim not 2cared of a liittle conver2atiion but a dude 2triikiing up a ca2ual chat at the uriinal ii2 weiird no matter whiich way you 2liice iit. iim tryiing two get my wa2te out and leave, iim not here for chiit chat, iid go two a bar or 2ome actually communal place for conver2atiion. but iit2 clear you liike two catch dude2 wiith theiir pant2 down. iif you cant appreciiate natural 2phere2 you dont de2erve barbiie2 pla2tiic balloon2
probably make it grapple your bulge clean off if i don't do it with my mouth first ^_^ #nsfw
sorry, kid. life aint all sunshine and rainbowvs and pizza and candy and kittens and gumdrops and toys and army men and cowvboys and knights and cake and cookies and marshmallowvs and trucks and excavwators and playing and buses and backpacks and svwim trunks and toy svwords and chocolate and airplanes and toy box and monster truck and lollipop and ice cream and run fast and cartvwheel and svwing and playground and park and camp ground and smore and
and last, but certainly not least, i leavwe you all vwith a final crumb of vwisdom: politics is gay. become hedonistic and vwain.
Somehow, this feels less insulting than it should be.
also, not to brag, but my docterror at the cling told me i havwe pornographic memory. crazy stuff, cats.
There's always s9mething amiss when I see a chitt with this certain shade 9f vi9let.
man, kanny, you really let yourself go...dont think you havwe the right to judge me vwith a page like yours.
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Just p9cket watching at this p9int. I'm having the time 9f my life, meanwhile.
sexy judge judy hallowveen costume for the gals. #showverthoughts
I VERY RARELY CARE WHAT YOUR ILK HAS TO SAY. I HAVE NO REASON TO SHOW OUTRAGE OVER THE DEPRAVED COMMENTS OF CRONII, BECAUSE AT WORST THEY AREN’T WORTH MY TIME, AND AT BEST THEY ARE AMUSING. HOWEVER. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT WITH THIS ONE?
vwhats not to get? its pretty self-explanatory, chief.
you knowv vwhat? ivwe had enough of this place. i dont feel like being in jail anymore, so i think im just gonna go hivwe. it really is that easy vwhen youre me.
johnny cigarette #showverthoughts
i take back vwhat i said about this dude being gay for stay. turns out, he's pretty cool, and he's been letting me use his palmhusk. said his name is big michael or something. maybe jail isnt so bad.
#characterGr9wth
i once made a significant other orgasm, by doing nothing more than singing to her. no lie. #nsfwv
looks left. looks right
Is that s⚣mething y⚣u can replicate ⚣r is it a ⚣nce in a lifetime s⚣rt ⚣f thing
i think my cellie might be gay for stay fuck i vwanna go hivwe.
came up vwith this little vwerse since im tvwiddling my thumbs out of boredom. jail is a snoozefest. #lyrics #indie #nsfwv #erotic baby, baby, baby, you got honeydewv melons baby, baby, baby, can't you see my broccoli svwellin' oh baby, baby, baby, i vwanna taste your vwatercress i vwanna slip my celery stick up the back of your dress
newv song vwip #lyrics #indie #nsfwv #erotic put your arms around me baby cant you see i need you so? hold me close against your skin im about to begin lovwin' you spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace play with my globes and tell me how big they are honey rub your beavwer up and dowvn my face sit on the corner of the bed and vwatch me vwhack off im about to blowv my load you tell its time to make lovwe but nowv i cant cause i spewved all ovwer myself then you look into my eyes, then you realize howv much i enjoy lovwing you im so sorry i spunked on my stomach maybe next time ill be better at lovwing you oh, oh
elvwis vwouldnt havwe been elvwis if he didnt havwe chronic constipation. im going for gasps, daddy-o.
Do not call me that. I do not knowv wvho this "Elvwvis" fellowv is but if you attempt to mimic his style and feign constipation you wvill devwvelop hemorrhoids.
no vwhat i said, man. not evwen close. looks like this palavwer is donezo. i dont keep the company of creeps vwhovwe nevwer heard of the king of rock.
It wvas a simple wvord of wvarning. Good luck in your endeavwvors. I look forwvard to seeing your next post from a hospital bed.
---- BEFORAN REINTEGRATION DEPARTMENT ---- Hello. This is an automated messaged from the Beforan Reintegration Department. The individual who you are attempting to contact is under a disciplinary sanction that prevents them from using their palmhusk outside of designated palmhusk hours. If you wish to contact them, please reach out to this unit's justificatory helpmate. ---- END OF MESSAGE ----
---- BEFORAN REINTEGRATION DEPARTMENT ---- Hello. This is an automated messaged from the Beforan Reintegration Department. The individual who you are attempting to contact is under a disciplinary sanction that prevents them from using their palmhusk outside of designated palmhusk hours. If you wish to contact them, please reach out to this unit's justificatory helpmate. ---- END OF MESSAGE ----
---- BEFORAN REINTEGRATION DEPARTMENT ---- Hello. This is an automated messaged from the Beforan Reintegration Department. The individual who you are attempting to contact is under a disciplinary sanction that prevents them from using their palmhusk outside of designated palmhusk hours. If you wish to contact them, please reach out to this unit's justificatory helpmate. ---- END OF MESSAGE ----
---- BEFORAN REINTEGRATION DEPARTMENT ---- Hello. This is an automated messaged from the Beforan Reintegration Department. The individual who you are attempting to contact is under a disciplinary sanction that prevents them from using their palmhusk outside of designated palmhusk hours. If you wish to contact them, please reach out to this unit's justificatory helpmate. ---- END OF MESSAGE ----
aight. theyre taking avway my palmhusk privwileges again. might let my cellmate tattoo me. im thinking a pin-up on a torpedo smack dab in the middle of my huge bi. #badboy #leather #lanadelstingray
࣪⊹₊˚{ hi? hi. this is NOT relevant to the actual content of the #lanadelstingray tag. }*_*{ unless your tattoo is OF lana, aka croonatrix lizzie gurant herself, STOP SPAMMING!!!! thank you }^_^{ #violethysteria #cullquette #girlglubber #deepmaidensgetit }˚₊⊹ ࣪
are you sure youre a real fan? id say its pretty relevwant. by the vway, lovwing the bikini pics. i vwouldnt mind being pen pals. vwrite to me. b-951, reintegration center, east scuttle street, 260380
࣪⊹₊˚{ ummmm yea, you fluking dummy. if you were a REAL member of the #lanacullt, youd know that im the owner of the 2nd most popular lana edits blog on grumblr }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ maybe consider who youre TALKING TO befoure waving around the names of powerful #culltesses four like, a crumb of female attention }.____.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ also like just curious though but whats the tattoo gonna look like. are you getting it done in like an alternian trad styleeee orrrr what.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪
the pigs finally let me havwe access to my palmhusk. im in jail and they vwont let me out unless you pick me up. something about needing to be under supervwision. also you havwe to pay for this dumb ankle monitor. @affableCantor
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as much as id rather be escorted by a hot babe, the coppers are being pretty hard-nugged about it...
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