♦ pitied by @cazzoAmore
hi chittr. we need to talk about you n me. actually just about me, mostly, cause when has saturn ever talked about anythin other than himself? right? is he even capable a NOT makin it about him? does he give a single solitary fuck about any a you enough to not make this about him? “oh saturn what’s wrong ;( what’s the matter ;(( we love you saturn ;((( you’re such a good friend saturn you’re so NICE saturn surely you don’t mean it saturn we’re here for you saturn ;’((((((” shut up. shut up. so the elephant in the room. for some reason I get the feelin the folks who’ve already sussed out my damage think i don’t use that one name cause a the alt rep. like i’m sooooooooooo fuckin scared a bein associated with what any ol cronus ampora’s done, like saturn’s some get outta jail free card for me, like saturn ain’t done a perfectly bang up job fucking his way into makin sure anyone that says yes to him feels like SHIT for it, like saturn’ll make it all copacetic to be liked like a reeeeal person by reeeeeal people. that last one. that one’s kinda true actually, lol, cause truth is long as he barks the right way at the right time no one gives it a second thought to say yes to bein besties with saturn right ;P? i’m so good at it. i’m so fucking good at it and i’m so sick of seeing every possible multiversal russian roulette on whether the new cronus ampora a the week punches in the right song n dance to make “REAL” connection with other people. i’ll be honest the whiplash range between bein on some kinda watch list to bestest baby boy ever is hilarious. upshot is ig it does really prove the only fucking conditional worth anyone has is based on whether you pass the auditions. oh hey, that reminds me! happy father’s day by the way, that’s the whole reason i picked today for this, i thought it’d be funny. saturn was always supposed to be for me. saturn was because a what the deadeyed no lights on at home zombie called orphaner dualscar did to a little thing out of the caverns he named cronus. he never let me call him dad, yknow. did you all know that? super hated it, wouldn't talk to me for days if i did. super hated a lot of what his kid was, some real trolls don’t cry type shit lol. then would turn right around and and and and saturn came way after all that, obviously, but, i’m just saying. it was never ABOUT denial or pretendin to be someone i’m not. if anything saturn was supposed to be about bein GENUINE for a change. anyway. i know i’m a lot, an this is turnin into a real drag ;P. i was tryin to stay on topic but it kinda got away from me. here's the sparknotes: after a lotta introspection and soul searching, i really think you all are the most shallow suckers evwer, and this wvhole script has turned into a dripfeed torture directly into the back a my skull. don’t evwer get it fuckin tvwisted to think i’m doing anything i do for anyone but myself. i’vwe changed, i’vwe changed a lot, i'm proud of myself, but it’s NOT for you!!!! poor cronus. poor every single last one of em. poor me. i hope you all are sick to death of me and sorry for me and give up on figurin out what to even do with this. sorry in advance btw, be on the lookout for my own song n dance denyin all a this in a few days i'm sure it'll be great.
im fine vwith being a vweird one
It's sweet that yo+u Cro+nuses care so+ much abo+ut the wider Chittr po+pulace to+ no+t make the rest o+f us suffer the wo+rst o+f yo+ur chauvinistic drivel. It really warms my blo+o+dpusher.
this is insanely funny.
[☠︎︎] JUST BECAUSE OF JOHN TRAVOLTA I ALLOW THIS ABSOLUTE SWINEOUT [☠︎︎]
That's... Hm. I suppo+se it co+uld've been a lo+t wo+rse, co+ming fro+m yo+u.
I'm an intelligent woman who knows how she intendeds to go about her sex life, if anything I'm more put together than a man requesting intercourse from a women who has repeatedly made it clear she's not interested.
Not happening in a million years, eat shit and die.
IF SHE DOESN’T GO FOR IT. I’M NEXT IN LINE.
Not looking for temporary solutions, aside from that I am only interested in women.
I KNOW A GUY.
probably make it grapple your bulge clean off if i don't do it with my mouth first ^_^ #nsfw
iim not 2cared of a liittle conver2atiion but a dude 2triikiing up a ca2ual chat at the uriinal ii2 weiird no matter whiich way you 2liice iit. iim tryiing two get my wa2te out and leave, iim not here for chiit chat, iid go two a bar or 2ome actually communal place for conver2atiion. but iit2 clear you liike two catch dude2 wiith theiir pant2 down. iif you cant appreciiate natural 2phere2 you dont de2erve barbiie2 pla2tiic balloon2
I need therapy I think. Does anyone have a recommendation, please I need someone who would be considered actually good at this.
I almost feel guilty for admitting this, 8ut I am on a date with Cronus. It is somewhat pleasant.
sometimes when i pee I blow up da stall bc my flows so hard and my urethra kinda built like an AK 47 ^_^
feel a2 bad a2 you want for me ii dont care, youre the one chiittiing about another dude2 weak pii22 2tream and hii2 400 lb wiife makiing up 2cenariio2 iin your head liike a crazy per2on. youre 2cared of a liittle fat on a giirl, fatter giirl2 have biigger 2phere2 and not tho2e 2iiliicone fake one2 that 2kiinny giirl2 get two try two iimpre22 2cumbag2 liike you
ii would rather 2tay iin2iide all niight and not get my rock2 off lii2teniing two other dude2 pii22iing. and dont 2hiit on fat giirl2 youre ju2t not enough of a man two handle a real woman, 2d or not theyre way 2uperiior two the anorexiia babe2 youre fliickiing your bulge at.
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why the fuck where you payiing any attentiion two another dude2 2tream??
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#characterGr9wth
S9metimes, I think 6ack t9 the night in which I realized with sh9cking clarity that all 9f my friends hated me. And, in my weakness, I 6elieved that I hated them, t99. With a 6urning passi9n, even. With 6lack 6ile rising t9 my lips, I uttered f9ul #expletives I dare n9t repeat. Such resentment and anger was s9 terri6ly un6ec9ming. It pr9mpted me t9 greatly change my 9utl99k. T9 c9mmit wh9lly t9 6ettering myself. I laid d9wn my arms 9f hate, and instead walked a path 9f peace and f9rgiveness. It's 9ne 9f the events that made me the man I am t9day. TW #hate #plat9nicHatred #martyrd9m #thingsAre6etterN9w #IF9rgiveThem
looks left. looks right
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HOW TO LOCKPICK HANDCUFFS
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Do not call me that. I do not knowv wvho this "Elvwvis" fellowv is but if you attempt to mimic his style and feign constipation you wvill devwvelop hemorrhoids.
I wvorry for the night that anyone followvs your advwvice.
Moron.
If I cannot stop you I can advwvice you to be careful.
Advwvanced. Right. Advwvanced so it sounds like your bone bulge is stuck in a vwvacuum cleaner at maximum intensity wvhile you yelp and howvl your lyrics. #nsfwv
I detest it. It brings to mind clawvs dragging across a chalkboard the wvay you moan the high notes.
Thank you for posTing This wonderful piece of music i appreciaTe The arTisTry, as when i hear This i will know whaT hive To smash open To find my nexT culling vicTim
Not your best wvork.
worst th1ng 1v3 r34d 1n 4 wh1l3 2/10.
are you are you /serious/? this is garbage. this is just a song about masturbating. #nsfw
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Awww, do you need some money?
Do not call me that
hah shows what you fucking know tools are the greatest lays imaginable @cazzoAmore up top
i can make some for stanley as wwell
cronus please remember to wwear protection and ask for consent remember that the only difference betwween a quad mate and a wwreck is the amount of times you check in wwith your one person creww about the destination a your sailing also be safe do you need me to pack a lunch for you for your endeavvors if you are suppressed i do not wwant you to feel as if you havve to be responsible for feeding yourself too howw about some nice finger sandwwiches and sliced orange globes to keep your energy up
oh is he quite large cronus simply put i am wwell proud of you for taking care of an indivvidual wwho maybe appearances wwould suggest needs no help and there you are putting both your hands to wwork on that big burly felloww to ensure that he nevver goes wwithout wwant or need you truly are becoming an inspiration to big men wwho require help
oh that sounds wwonderful and you wwould do anything to stop his suffering i see he must be lucky to havve a friend like you good job cronus i am proud of you
oh cronus pray tell wwhat is a stanley
Yo+u wo+uld need to+ be a co+mpletely different perso+n perso+nality wise. The mo+ment yo+u sto+p wanting it is when yo+u may have it.
𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙴: 𝙴𝚡𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚏-𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
if i see someone or something suffering i simply havve to leap to action i wwould movve the heavvens and the earth beneath my feet to stop the suffering of evven one wwounded little creature
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正直なところ、そんな馬ならむしろ接着剤にした方がましだ。
hachi momma! goodness!
Hm. I'll call you Slick. Like the trail a snail leaves behind, but in your head you can pretend it's for a cool reason. Only offer.
If anyone ever makes me come to the defense of a Cronode again, that's it. I'm jumping.
~Y~Ou're watching me smile because she pO~sted sO~mething funny. Y~Ou th~Ought what we had was special. That all the sex meant s~Omething. I gargled d~Own everything. I kissed yO~ur ass like I was in lO~ve with it. I gave y~Ou a brass trumpet even. But n~O. Y~Ou kn~Ow in this mO~ment. It was all O~nly ever fO~r yO~ur bO~dy. Y~Ou'll never make me smile like that ~#nsfw #nsfwe~
Who are you, scried the Cerulean? His identity is not a simple 8oolean. A query posed with such dramatic flair, yet the answer was plain to any there. Cronus postured with his 8ardly esteem, as though every innuendo advances his scheme. Yet his ego-driven veil wore terri8le thin. One hears more from his trousers than thoughts from within. His voice yearns for desire so profound. While his diction collapses every round. A tragedy, really, his structure has merit. The tasteless 8ard has no skill to inherit. He states simply that he wants her true and 8lue. Her gratuitous frame should 8e in his view. He openly speaks of his wondrous prose. Yet his words are empty, just horny woes. His eroticism 8arely moves past the idea of fiction. His silvered tongue a victim of self dereliction. Perhaps if he were to 8egin to try really hard. There would 8e a timeline with a Sylph and a 8ard.
There is something, admittedly, interesting a8out the earnestness of this piece. You are definitely attempting to channel your aggressively performative 8ravado, and the cadence does resem8le half-rhyming, somewhat self-satisfying slam poetry someone like you would a8solutely love to inflict upon an unwilling audience. That said, I think the 8iggest weakness here is the fact that you are relying on 8ase imagery and su8standard "humor" as it were. Ever stanza is arriving at the same punchline, and so, your poem is losing its momentum rather quickly. The eroticism and comedic vulgarity 8enefit from contrast, 8ut it reads like a string of disconnected sexual remarks regarding my own person. You have a tendency to prioritize the shock value over actual prose, as well. The "sway of her hips" seems to 8e a good starting point. You almost invoked imagery there. Naturally, I would also recommend less filler phrasing. 8uild a stronger closing line, too. Have you considered giving your jokes space to 8reathe 8efore just stacking them one after another? Like, the game of Tetris. This is not unsalvagea8le.
Cro+nus, I mean this as plato+nically vio+lent as po+ssible. Fuck o+ff, entirely, I ho+pe yo+ur hair falls o+ut, and if yo+u reply O+NE MO+RE TIME, I will perso+nally make sure that I send Ho+russ the alchemizer co+de fo+r the Thro+ngler, and I'll have him use it o+n yo+u with whatever 'extra additio+ns' he might see fit to+ add o+nto+ it. #implied-vio+lence #Thro+ngler #implied-nsfw
I do+n't have to+ actually give yo+u the benefit o+f anything. And saying "bo+ys will be bo+ys" when yo+u're actually realizing that yo+u've pissed so+meo+ne o+ff isn't 'cute'. If anything, it's even mo+re infuriating. No+w, do+ everyo+ne a favo+r, and sto+p talking to+ me. I'm no+t in a go+o+d mo+o+d, and talking to+ yo+u just makes things wo+rse. If yo+u talk to+ me again o+n this po+st, I'll find wherever yo+u are, and I'll intro+duce yo+u to+ my po+learm-kind weapo+n o+f cho+ice, The Thro+ngler™️ #nsfw-implied #vio+lence-implied #thro+ngler
ill be back ill alvways be back its cold in here help ill get you for this @tipsygnostalgic#2248 vwell probably not actually #body-horror
yknovw just going off my owvn experience i dont think vwe are