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@involuntarilyLulzworthy
β >be me >wake up >realize i'm still alive >night ruined LOLOLOL
>MORE CHITTR USERS NEED TO THROW THEIR LIVES AWAY >WHILE RECORDING THEMSELVES IN THE PROCESS >WE ARE COMING UP ON ROOKIE FUCKING STATISTICS LADIES AND GERMS LET'S GET THIS SELF-SABOTAGE LOCOMOTIVE MOVING A LITTLE FASTER THAN SCHEDULED >I BELIEVE IN YOUR ABILITY TO MAKE THE WORST POSSIBLE DECISION WITH RECORD-BREAKING EFFICIENCY >COME ON >THERE ARE PERSONAL LOWS LEFT TO DISCOVER LOLOLOL
really?
>yes really >either get the rope ready or get the fuck on
>for anyone seeking validation or recognition from the dash right now >know that you're not alone in wanting to be seen >i want you to be seen too >seen as the spineless fucking cuck you are LOLOLOL
:33 < fuck mew nerd
>CUCKLORD LOCATED >like flies to a pile of shit lol >every single time man >you losers make it way too fucking easy to call out your desperate-ass kult-whoring
>σ οΌNUKEOUTGLUT20TIMES
[βοΈ its not TH@ bad as s|ums go. Crushgutter is worse. βοΈ]
>i don't need hear a single goddamn word about no SLUSHBUTTER >you live in a city internationally renowned for exactly two things >serving objectively shittier flavordiscs than us and functioning as the promised land for every troll with a feet fetish because the whole place perpetually smells like moldy fucking socks LOLOLOL >outglut is struggle central BABYYY >tfw adversity is our primary export >you WISH your mortality rate even approached ours
And yes, I am repeating this again. Some of you would unironically say "Nuke the outglut 20 times" and mean it with your full pusher and everything.
>is this just an observation or is there something wrong about this statement that you're trying to point out >because if it's the latter >you definitely do not live in fucking outlet >BOMB MY SUBGRUB EXPEDITIOUSLY MY GLORIOUS DREAD EMPRESS PLEASE
like even better, now i'm safe from ConsequenCes by virtue of bein' on another world, but even before that i was shoutin' this shit 'n' it ain't 6ot me in any trouble. all this system's ever done is hurt folks who didn't deserve it. burn it down 'n' its adherents with it.
>performanceposting by off-worlders on a system they don't even possess the shameglobe density to survive for at least half of their lifespan without immediately folding >mfw they suddenly decide they've earned the right to lip off about policy >YOU DON'T EVEN PAY RENT HERE ANYMORE LOLOLOL
I see weβre feeling rather blasΓ© about the death of democracy tonight. #meenahcoup
>FUCK DEMOCRACY
>using this as my official application for consideration when the empress inevitably decides she needs some kind of politically convenient mascot to occasionally keep around to fuck, wheel out for public appearances, and use as a distraction while she's busy committing historically significant atrocities somewhere
GOOD LUCK TWIN
>DOING THIS FOR YOU TWIN
democracy vwill livwe on regardless of vwhat happens nothing stops it just an honest opinion regardin all this
>DOWN WITH DEMOCRACY >TAKE THAT WEAK SHIT BACK TO THE CUCKBLOCKS >WADERS DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE LOLOLOL
.get out of here ,masochisT
yknowv usin slurs doesnt help you out vwith that bullshit youre spoutin
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>i intend on expanding my slur repository by at least sixty new entries personally engineered and field-tested for you specifically before the sweep is over as a demonstration of just how little of a fuck i give >LOLOLOL
>LOLOLOL >ACTUAL REAL LEAK OF DOOMSDAY BUNKER FROM PRESIDENTIAL WHISTLEBLOWER >COUP GOT THIS MAN SWEATING >THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!!! >DOWN WITH TROLLBAMA >RUN ME MY STIMULUS OR YOU DIE MOTHER FUCKER
#notmyempresS
whys everymoby old as fuck
you're so real
>haters get enslaved and forced to work the same sweatshops they make OUR empress' (yes OUR) gucci ensemble >get with it or LOLOLOL
>he needs a senile council to push for his dogshit legislation
>realest to ever post
.die theN
>A CORPSE IS TYPING >MFW
Naruto vs One Piece vs Yu-Gi-Oh. Discuss.
>there's a reason two of the loudest critics of these series in the comments are a literal fucking clown and a fellow battery sporting the most fucked up cut i've seen since i saw a rusty get actually scalped last sweep for looking at a wader cross-eyed >tfw taste is not real unless it aligns with mine >and quite frankly i am not above INDULGING in a little NOSTALGIA-BAIT SHOUNENSLOP every now and then LOLOLOL >also anyone who unironically claims Yu-Gi-Oh is trash should be disqualified from all future cultural discourse >don't even bother preserving the leftover thinkmeats for scientific study >dump that shit in a pit and sterilize the area >naruto is fundamentally just several hundred episodes of dudes grinding against each other and one piece is responsible for approximately half of my formative faps
beaches dont do yes and anymoor they just moan at you until you get uncomfortable and leave
>SKIN ME PLEASE
what
>sorry i got excited and figured you wanted a little verbal engagement >a thousand pardons my glorious fishbitchyness >feel free to bomb my whole subgrub
aight i like most of that keep that up but im naut gonna bomb nofin i dont got no bombs
>fucking duh actually >you wouldn't NEED artillery that's a tool for the slavecastes piloting warships and flattening entire communities >why would i assume the wicked witch of the seven depths would require anything more than a fresh coat of gloss on her claws and a little elbow grease to completely fuck up the lives of any uunfortunate fuckheads reckless enough to garner her attention >my beloathed tyrian grand-shorty >don't even look in my direction >i'm not worth the fraction of a disinterested glance you could spare even if i am THROBBING at the thought of it
>there are objectively far too many ways to kultfarm on this website >the possibilities are practically infinite >yet somehow the bottomfeeders keep converging on the exact same mass-produced barely legible ass dribble every single time their claws hover over a text box >tfw witnessing an evolutionary bottleneck in real time LOLOLOL >and the WORST part? >can't even pressure them into producing anything genuinely funny because any form of mockery lands with hyper-effective damage against the average zero-impulse-control chudlet thinkpan
WHAT WGAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
>if you're looking for clarification >i would strongly recommend starting with a fucking dictionary and maybe spending a few minutes excavating the sopor crust out of your eye sockets so you can actually process the vocabulary terms i just served you LOLOLOL
>CONTEXT CLUES MOTHER FUCKER >IF CHITTR FAME EASY WHY SO MUCH SLOP DEVELOP A FUNCTIONING CEREBRAL CORTEX AND AT LEAST MASTER THE ART OF SELECTIVE READING SO YOU CAN EXTRACT SOME SEMBLANCE OF MEANING FROM THE PATHETIC HANDFUL OF VERBIAGE YOUR THINKPAN MANAGES TO RETAIN
>someone get this fucking illiterate out of my mentions