>𝗞𝗨𝗣𝗥𝗨𝗠 𝗠𝗔𝗫𝗟𝗢𝗟
@involuntarilyLulzworthy
>be me >no actually you’re not me >you literally could never be me >get a grip LOLOLOL >be you >log onto chittr dot com >start larping as me for attention >shittsing yourself as you do it >bru
⊹₊˚{ WTFFFF! HE BLEW A HOLE THROUGH MY L+CASTLES SODA CELLAR WITH HIS EYES }˚₊⊹ ࣪
@involuntarilyLulzworthy COMEGET ME
>TELL HER IT'S YOUR FREEDOM OR I AM LIQUIFYING EVERY BEDAZZLED HYDRO FLASK I COME ACROSS
࣪⊹₊˚{ THE H+MAAAAID!!!! }*7*{ }*7*{ }*7*{ }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ I AM LITERRRRALLY SQUEEING SO FUCKING HARD RN I CANT EVENNNN }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ #squeeing #needblood #omgggg #EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE }˚₊⊹ ࣪
DON'T WORRY. THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF BLOOD. DID I HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT RAINBOWDRINKER. THE MASQUERADE. FETCH ALL OF YOUR MOST TEN SIDED DICE. AND PROP UP YOUR HOSTAGE. ON A COMFORTABLE TORTURE DEVICE. WE'RE GOING TO BE HERE FOR A WHILE.
࣪⊹₊˚{ OMG YESSSS HOP ON IN GIRLYGRUBBBBS! MY GAMING CLOISTER ALWAYYYYS HAS ROOM FOR A LEGEND ࣪⊹₊˚{ THE LEGEND! }⟡_⟡{ i think ym collapsing + exp+ing aquabladder vascy pump is gonna splode, girlygruuub! #glubbing }˚₊⊹ ࣪
YOU'RE SETTING THE BAR. HIGHER AND HIGHER. FOR THE BASELINE LEVEL OF ACCOLADES. I EXPECT FROM A PUBLIC APPEARANCE. AND CONFERRING ONTO ALL YOUR FELLOW VIOLETS. AN EVEN BETTER REPUTATION. THAN YOU PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED. @INVOLUNTARILYLULZWORTHY ARE YOU SEEING THIS. THIS IS THE KIND OF. PINK CARPET TREATMENT. THAT GRANTS YOU BOONS. AS OPPOSED TO JEERS.
>it is not just over >it is absolutely fucking HOE-ver by the time i get my fronds on you two bottom feeding troll jezebel courtesan harlots >when i'm done you can zap yourself twenty billion sweeps into the past and start whispering into the hearducts of a bunch of mudblood knuckle-draggers about a doomsday prophecy centered around a civilization-changing event history will eventually record as the “two sluts, one battery” incident >then watch those primitive mother fuckers immediately begin speedrunning the invention of cinema purely so future generations can bear witness to the spectacle in full audiovisual fidelity when it finally unfolds >AND GUESS WHAT BITCH >YOU TWO ARE GETTING FUCKED ON A CHITTR LIVE
࣪⊹₊˚{ can you just calm down }._.{ were literally trying to play rn }˚₊⊹ ࣪
>fml >WHATEVER
>posting this again >if only because i had originally post it fully meaning it but accepting that the message was going to have to err on the side of being somewhat hyperbolic >mfw it is no longer hyperbolic >mfw this ones for my stupid bitch moirail about to get turned into carp feed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7cf2624585e4.png
HELP ME
>I'M FUCKING GOING >I NEED TO FARM MY KULT SCORE FIRST YOU KNOW THIS >ALSO DON'T BE A FUCKING IDIOT IF SHE GETS YOU BEFORE I DO BITE A GILL OFF OR SOMETHING
࣪⊹₊˚{ @involuntarilyLulzworthy yuuuup. this is totally her hive. i just heard her go EEEEP from behind the door! }>u<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
>you got not even three fucking minutes to take your sorry wader ass back to whatever trench you swam out of before i turn you into fucking FISH STICKS >THINK IM PLAYING? >THEY'LL HAVE TO DRONE STRIKE THE ENTIRE SUBGRUB TO HIDE ANY EVIDENCE OF THE MAGNITUDE OF ASS KICKING I'M ABOUT TO PUT YOU THROUGH ALL AROUND THE FUCKING TOWN
࣪⊹₊˚{ my custodian was a whale.... }6n6{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
>hope it got harpooned LOLOLOL
࣪⊹₊˚{ OKAY THATS IT IM CHAINING YOUR GRIMY LITTLE ADORABLE MOIRAIL TO A RADIATOR!!!! }*0*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i think her name folica or whatever }9_9{ it wont MATTER what her name was WHEN IM DONE WITH HER!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
>do NOT get all up in this waterlogged bitch's comment section >SHE ISN'T DOING SHIT
>consider the fact that you haven't even gotten done TONGUING MY TAINT before you try triangulating the location of my bitch >MFW THE INFAMOUS CRITICAL WHALE RAISES ANOTHER CRITICAL WHALE LOLOLOL >if you want a little honeysuckle action how about you come glub at the guy with all of the glaze instead
all i want all i fucking want is a rolly rolly rolly with a dab of ranch
>we have grubflakes can you be fucking NORMAL >but also >if you do find some >let me have one lol
>who (don't) want me
>no cuz this is so real >i am SOOOOO fucking HOT dude
>you have about three minutes to come correct and agree with my post before i jot your tag down and hand it off to the first sufficiently depraved internet pervert willing to have you mysteriously vanish into some back-alley >organs IMMEDIATELY itemized like clearance merchandise
shit man didn't know casper was ace- i'm sorry. i'd give them a cookie or something instead. (i don't actually know how to to show affection, a sweet treat is good right??) ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
>burn this whole account down >WE USED TO HAVE STANDARDS >embarrassment would honestly be a preferable emotional outcome compared to whatever corrosive sensation overtakes me every time this fucking clown-act posts another chit of unreadable dogshit into the public domain LOLOLOL
I feel the need to pin a disclaimer post, given that I am very visibly not alternian. My partner works hard to keep me informed but your intricate societal norms cannot be explained entirely by one person. Please correct any potential misinformed notions or accidental microaggressions you see on my page, I always want to learn more.
>EXPAND YOUR SLUR REPOSITORY >GIVE US REASONS TO RESPECT YOU >not that we will >but everyone needs to have an irrational goal LOLOLOL
I Have Found Myself With A Great Deal Of Unoccupied Time This Night And I Must Admit That Solitude Has Begun To Lose Its Appeal I Am Present Here And Available Should Anyone Wish To Engage In Conversation Or Perhaps Something More I Am Not Difficult To Locate And I Would Be Quite Pleased If Someone Were To Take The Initiative To Seek Me Out #NSFW #Suggestive
>shake some ass on the low-low >give us a reason to GAF
>i be gooping
type shit
>typing type shit like the last time i tried gooping in the comfort of my own hive i didn't have a certain PARASITE getting on my NUBBLES about it >"EWWW KUPRUM IT'S GETTING ON THE WALLS YOU FUCK" >ok bubby >YOU DON'T STAND FOR SHIT
>i want you to take a guess >purely educated one at that >is that something you're capable of >i know your species was not exactly engineered with peak cognitive performance in mind but surely at the very LEAST you can summon enough raw evolutionary momentum to overcome the monumental challenge of thinking about something for more than six seconds
lololololol you can’t handle how easily i can get you off your game it’s like taking easily swallowed regurgitated paste from a baby
>cannot believe the caliber of misfortune i've been assigned by sheer coincidence >shackled night after night to a groddy deteriorated stooge whose primary talent is annihilating my vibes and LEAVING ME DRY >genuinely unparalleled at getting me off my game >imagine if you possessed even a fraction of that same aptitude when it came to actually GETTING ME OFF >worst part is i cannot even claim the significantly funnier tragedy of being cursed with some deranged sicko desperate to be rails-to-pail >all i've got is a rail that FAILS LOLOLOL
you’re dry with or without me no play it’s all collecting dust might as well be honest and tell the pail collecting drone that your co contributor is your left frond i bet you secretly wish i’d throw you a bone and bone because no one else but me can put up with you
>i stand corrected >you mother fuckers SUCK LOLOLOL
>mfw the pot is fully making out with the kettle >these mfs are seconds away from achieving object-level singularity through sheer saliva exchange LOLOLOL >newsflash turd-for-pans >the infrastructure of your “game” is running on borrowed resources LOLOLOL >you would be a dried-out twitching husk rattling around in the dirt if i wasn't periodically tossing bones your direction >practically a muh muh muhtafuckinnn mIrAcLe away from sainthood >frankly i think i've earned a LITTLE preferential treatment at this point >KEEO TALKING SMACK THOUGH LOLOLOL >next time you beg for a lil bit of juice >YOURE GONNA HAVE TO WORK FOR IT LOLOLOL
ooohhh my gog all i did was make an account and I've been swarmed. H. Hi? Hello. Oh my gog. God? Either. Both. Hi???
>real shit >if i have ever offended anyone >and i mean ANYONE >know that i will never regret it >and you definitely deserved to get fucking pwn'd you fucking pansies >got a problem with that? >FIGHT THIS LOSER ABOUT IT LOLOLOL >theyre my friend >they will always defend me >if you can't handle my biggest meat rider >youll never be able to handle my CHARGE >so keep trying to beat this idiot to death >thanks chittr lololol