>𝗞𝗨𝗣𝗥𝗨𝗠 𝗠𝗔𝗫𝗟𝗢𝗟
@involuntarilyLulzworthy
>be me >wake up >realize i'm still alive >night ruined LOLOLOL
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ ♱ⴵƗn|⟨ ♱ⴵ-∊ ƗmplȺuΣƗbƗlƗ♱y'Σ Ɨn Ⱥl♱-∊rnȺ♱-∊ ⴵƗΣ♱Ωry Σ☪︎-∊nȺrƗΩΣ Ⱥr-∊ Ⱥ gΩΩd ♱ⴵƗng b-∊☪︎ȺuΣ-∊ 屮Ɨ♱ⴵΩu♱ ♱ⴵΩΣ-∊ ƗmplȺuΣƗbƗlƗ♱y'Σ Ɨn ♱ⴵΩΣ-∊ Σ☪︎-∊nȺrƗΩΣ ⴵΩ屮 ☪︎Ⱥn Ωn-∊ -∊xplΩr-∊ ♱ⴵΩΣ-∊ ♱ⴵ-∊m-∊Σ, YΩu ☪︎Ωuld Ⱥrgu-∊ ♱ⴵƗΣ ƗΣ unr-∊ȺlƗΣ♱Ɨ☪︎, bu♱ 屮Ɨ♱ⴵΩu♱ ♱ⴵ-∊ ƗmplȺuΣƗbƗlƗ♱y'Σ, ♱ⴵ-∊Σ-∊ Σ☪︎-∊nȺrƗΩΣ Ⱥnd Σ♱ΩrƗ-∊Σ dΩn'♱ g-∊♱ ♱Ω -∊xplΩr-∊ ♱ⴵ-∊Σ-∊ ♱ⴵ-∊m-∊Σ.. Ɨf Ⱥl♱-∊rnȺ♱-∊ ⴵƗΣ♱Ωry Σ☪︎-∊nȺrƗΩΣ 屮Ɨ♱ⴵ ♱ⴵ-∊Σ-∊ ƗmplȺuΣƗbƗlƗ♱y'Σ |⟨-∊-∊p r-∊mΩvƗng ♱ⴵ-∊m, 屮ⴵȺ♱ ΣΩr♱ Ωf Σ♱ΩrƗ-∊Σ 屮Ωuld ♱ⴵ-∊y b-∊ Ⱥbl-∊ ♱Ω ♱-∊ll? 屮ⴵȺ♱ ΣΩr♱ Ωf Σ♱ΩrƗ-∊Σ 屮Ωuld ♱ⴵ-∊y -∊lƗmƗnȺ♱-∊ Ɨn--∊x☪︎ⴵȺng-∊ fΩr n-∊屮 Ωn-∊Σ? -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
>lulwut
[BEGIN MESSAGE] in a way. it iz nice tt0 zett|e back int0 tthe wirez. tthey h0|d y0u c0nziztent|y. i |ike tthe prezzure in a weird way. i |ike h0w much fazter my mind iz |ike tthiz tt00. tth0ugh i kn0w tthat iz becauze 0f tthem. becauze inzta||ing me meant ripping my neur0nz apart. and zh0ved c0de int0 tthe gapz tthat were created. z0 tthat n0w. with0ut tthe c0de. my mind m0vez z|0wer. ... it iz nice when it m0vez fazter tthan it ever c0u|d bef0re. #b0dyh0rr0r #he|mta|k [END MESSAGE]
D'aww. @involuntarilyLulzworthy Peer into your future. Frankly, I have had equivalent experiences. You won't regret it. Not once you're plugged, anyhow.
>mfw the only conceivable downside to having my spinal fluid methodically exsanguinated and replaced with various concentrated oils of vitriol is the degradation of my quirk once the inevitable cybernetic enshittification reaches fuckin terminal LOLOLOL >far as the rest of this goes >highkey might actually be sick to locally download an absolutely unreasonable volume of faux-fuschia-play JOI vids at gigabit speeds >pornthrone almost real?? LOLOLOL
Big changes coming! @involuntarilyLulzworthy Your "throne" awaits. :B
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] what tthe fuck? n0. n0 n0 n0 n0. [END MESSAGE]
All voluntary, rest assured. :B
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>to think we'd live in an era where they finally give the bumbling charge servant the luxury of resting his glutes while his sensorium is so thoroughly and enthusiastically violated that future paralysis >man you aliens are so fucking woke LOLOLOL >nevertheless i think i just shed a xanthic tear >straight down my thigh lol
>put some respect on the legitimacy of presidential human pussy motherfucker >TFW THE UNDERDOG UP AND COMING PRODIGY FINALLY STARTS ENCROACHING ON THE TERRITORY OF SOME DRIED-UP BITCHMADE WET-CELL WHO'S ALREADY HALFWAY TO SPARKING OUT LOLOLOL >mad you've gotta spend whatever's left of your miserable stint trapped in that meatsocket while i get the supercell treatment?? >seethe and cope about it lololol
alright i'm gonna go think a6out throating a diCk for the next 12 hours i'll see you guys later #nsfw
>CULL YOURSELF
thats nnot very nnice.
>be me >have to sit here and watch this motherfucker chit out the most inane loser-ass geekgoop fuckshit ever committed to text >the second somebody claps back it's suddenly "not very nice" >mfw concern makes itself scarce the instant your favorite dweeb isn't the one catching heat LOLOLOL
are youu ok?
>i'd be ok if he culled himself ya
>eat my jorts
༻𐫱༺ Do you ever t𝒽ink about t𝒽e 𝒽umble pigeon🌻 ༻𐫱༺
>ez sub 150 calories >i keep seeds near my windows and just sit there watching the little fuckers get fatter by the night while i debate whether tonight’s the night i turn them into midday fried cluckbeast
༻𐫱༺ 𝒽ave you caug𝒽t any yet🌻 ༻𐫱༺
>>was literally this fucking close >then my moirail slunk into my respiteblock and made a direct fucking beeline for the exact one i was about to obliterate >ate that shit raw in front of me >absolute fuckin goblin
What are we d0ing t0day lads 0u0
>havin a laff
>the state of it all
>keep it real my good bitch
࣪⊹₊˚{ i know this is like, a roleplay thing but HONESTLYYYY when is it gonna be my 14 minute break???? }*A*{ }*A*{ #maidmonday #deepmaids #osharkcompliance #stanmaid }˚₊⊹ ࣪
>lost gallons to this post lol
࣪⊹₊˚{ OF WHAT???? }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
>wouldn't you like to know LOLOLOL
Some gentlemen serve no higher purpose- and derive no greater pleasure- than to receive the flagrant abuse of the ladies to which they swear their allegiance. And I think we should all plumb get OK with that! Frankly, I'm proud of them.
>the rock-bangers are awakening to the incontrovertible sociological apex that is the unrestrained paramountcy of femdom >now if only you primi-foids made a habit of flashing random aliens a little more often we'd finally be having a proper dialogue LOLOLOL >alas
Skimmed your profile. Would you testify interdimensionally toward the legalization of biological helmsmen on Earth-C.
>for a fledgling race of spacefarers i'm fairly certain i could power a respectable portion of your planet's entire infrastructure with the psionic charge i've got stockpiled in just my left shameglobe LOLOLOL >but like >if you threw me a sick uniform and gave me a little business handjob i'd be the fucking brand mascot of your entire mindslave campaign ngl
>BEAM ME UP SHAWTY LOLOLOL
Is anyoone up foor sexting actually noot anyoone is a certain grooup oof peoople i fw heavily up foor sexting
>genuinely just start making group dms between you and your sex slaves nobody wants to fucking know how moist you are right now if the rest of us can't have any LOLOLOL
I'm oon the list oof Chittr sexymen i need too throow a boone too the public oonce in a while
>you aren't even cracking time magazine's list of the three million ugliest trolls in the comfort of their own hive motherfucker LOLOLOL >take this geek shit back to grumblr
I feel like yoou accidentally coomplimented me right here but even if yoou didn't i doon't mind it's a win-win situatioon foor me
>i fucking hate other sex perverts bro