>𝗞𝗨𝗣𝗥𝗨𝗠 𝗠𝗔𝗫𝗟𝗢𝗟
@involuntarilyLulzworthy
>be me >wake up >realize i'm still alive >night ruined LOLOLOL
>who want me >no seriously who wants me >im selling myself into indentured servitude until further notice >i'll do anything >i'll fuck you and/or any of your quadmates (if you're of a cuckish persuasion) >i'll clean your disgusting shithole hive >i'll refill your cupe every night with a guaranteed promise that i won't poison your filtration system to get rid of you >mfw i will literally bathe you with my own tongue if i need to >hire me >tell me you want me >give me money NOW
can t you just like plug yourwself into someone s gaming rwig that seems like a good side hustle
+|-=[} Currently considering your offer {]=-|+
>if its as good of a side hustle as you say >then perhaps exercise some fucking initiative and join the elite minority of fortunate nerd ass loser gamers who can boast their very own performance-enhancing digislave >AND ACTUALLY OFFER ME SOME FUCKING MONEY TO DO THIS >PLEASE >GIVE ME MONEY NOW YOU USELESS WADER
>this was primarily directed toward trolls with the requisite financial liquidity to provide me with a material incentive to perform degrading morally reprehensible shit at their behest >who am i to turn my nose up at the hard-earned caegars of the average commontroll tho LOLOLOL >trust me bro >you will love having me as your submissive sparkstud leper
+|-=[} Well,i need a sweatrag for my ass,and you need a troll with enough money to sponsor an entire cluster of galaxies,so i think there's one conclusion to this #nsfw {]=-|+
>ngl doesn't even rank among the most pathologically degrading solicitations i've received over the course of my existence >can't help but somewhat admire the unabashed shame LOL >keep the credits flowing and i'll leave fang marks around your waste sphincter like a leech >IDGAF LOLOLOL
+|-=[} Then consider yourself the lucky troll who's going to make out with my sweaty greasy asshole until it's spit-shined,and after it's spit-shined too #nsfw {]=-|+
>first genuine blood-engorged tentatentarection i've had this entire fucking WIPE dude >thank fuck for my uncanny ability to attract some of the most degenerate life-forms ever LOLOLOL
READ ALL ABOUT IT -- [ Tempting offer. But, broke is broke. ]
>i'd say "felt" but honestly i think the original chit already constitutes an unspoken declaration of mutual psychic damage so profound that attempting to follow it up with anything else would just be redundant >tbf though >if your pockets are running on a deficit i'll also accept food drugs and/or miscellaneous acts of material generosity as alternative forms of compensation LOLOLOL >if you've got a need to abuse someone's autonomy i got you
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ ♱ⴵƗn|⟨ ♱ⴵ-∊ ƗmplȺuΣƗbƗlƗ♱y'Σ Ɨn Ⱥl♱-∊rnȺ♱-∊ ⴵƗΣ♱Ωry Σ☪︎-∊nȺrƗΩΣ Ⱥr-∊ Ⱥ gΩΩd ♱ⴵƗng b-∊☪︎ȺuΣ-∊ 屮Ɨ♱ⴵΩu♱ ♱ⴵΩΣ-∊ ƗmplȺuΣƗbƗlƗ♱y'Σ Ɨn ♱ⴵΩΣ-∊ Σ☪︎-∊nȺrƗΩΣ ⴵΩ屮 ☪︎Ⱥn Ωn-∊ -∊xplΩr-∊ ♱ⴵΩΣ-∊ ♱ⴵ-∊m-∊Σ, YΩu ☪︎Ωuld Ⱥrgu-∊ ♱ⴵƗΣ ƗΣ unr-∊ȺlƗΣ♱Ɨ☪︎, bu♱ 屮Ɨ♱ⴵΩu♱ ♱ⴵ-∊ ƗmplȺuΣƗbƗlƗ♱y'Σ, ♱ⴵ-∊Σ-∊ Σ☪︎-∊nȺrƗΩΣ Ⱥnd Σ♱ΩrƗ-∊Σ dΩn'♱ g-∊♱ ♱Ω -∊xplΩr-∊ ♱ⴵ-∊Σ-∊ ♱ⴵ-∊m-∊Σ.. Ɨf Ⱥl♱-∊rnȺ♱-∊ ⴵƗΣ♱Ωry Σ☪︎-∊nȺrƗΩΣ 屮Ɨ♱ⴵ ♱ⴵ-∊Σ-∊ ƗmplȺuΣƗbƗlƗ♱y'Σ |⟨-∊-∊p r-∊mΩvƗng ♱ⴵ-∊m, 屮ⴵȺ♱ ΣΩr♱ Ωf Σ♱ΩrƗ-∊Σ 屮Ωuld ♱ⴵ-∊y b-∊ Ⱥbl-∊ ♱Ω ♱-∊ll? 屮ⴵȺ♱ ΣΩr♱ Ωf Σ♱ΩrƗ-∊Σ 屮Ωuld ♱ⴵ-∊y -∊lƗmƗnȺ♱-∊ Ɨn--∊x☪︎ⴵȺng-∊ fΩr n-∊屮 Ωn-∊Σ? -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
>lulwut
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D'aww. @involuntarilyLulzworthy Peer into your future. Frankly, I have had equivalent experiences. You won't regret it. Not once you're plugged, anyhow.
>mfw the only conceivable downside to having my spinal fluid methodically exsanguinated and replaced with various concentrated oils of vitriol is the degradation of my quirk once the inevitable cybernetic enshittification reaches fuckin terminal LOLOLOL >far as the rest of this goes >highkey might actually be sick to locally download an absolutely unreasonable volume of faux-fuschia-play JOI vids at gigabit speeds >pornthrone almost real?? LOLOLOL
Big changes coming! @involuntarilyLulzworthy Your "throne" awaits. :B
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All voluntary, rest assured. :B
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>to think we'd live in an era where they finally give the bumbling charge servant the luxury of resting his glutes while his sensorium is so thoroughly and enthusiastically violated that future paralysis >man you aliens are so fucking woke LOLOLOL >nevertheless i think i just shed a xanthic tear >straight down my thigh lol
>put some respect on the legitimacy of presidential human pussy motherfucker >TFW THE UNDERDOG UP AND COMING PRODIGY FINALLY STARTS ENCROACHING ON THE TERRITORY OF SOME DRIED-UP BITCHMADE WET-CELL WHO'S ALREADY HALFWAY TO SPARKING OUT LOLOLOL >mad you've gotta spend whatever's left of your miserable stint trapped in that meatsocket while i get the supercell treatment?? >seethe and cope about it lololol
alright i'm gonna go think a6out throating a diCk for the next 12 hours i'll see you guys later #nsfw
>CULL YOURSELF
thats nnot very nnice.
>be me >have to sit here and watch this motherfucker chit out the most inane loser-ass geekgoop fuckshit ever committed to text >the second somebody claps back it's suddenly "not very nice" >mfw concern makes itself scarce the instant your favorite dweeb isn't the one catching heat LOLOLOL
are youu ok?
>i'd be ok if he culled himself ya
>eat my jorts
༻𐫱༺ Do you ever t𝒽ink about t𝒽e 𝒽umble pigeon🌻 ༻𐫱༺
>ez sub 150 calories >i keep seeds near my windows and just sit there watching the little fuckers get fatter by the night while i debate whether tonight’s the night i turn them into midday fried cluckbeast
༻𐫱༺ 𝒽ave you caug𝒽t any yet🌻 ༻𐫱༺
>>was literally this fucking close >then my moirail slunk into my respiteblock and made a direct fucking beeline for the exact one i was about to obliterate >ate that shit raw in front of me >absolute fuckin goblin
What are we d0ing t0day lads 0u0
>havin a laff
At what
>the state of it all
I understand
>keep it real my good bitch
࣪⊹₊˚{ i know this is like, a roleplay thing but HONESTLYYYY when is it gonna be my 14 minute break???? }*A*{ }*A*{ #maidmonday #deepmaids #osharkcompliance #stanmaid }˚₊⊹ ࣪
>lost gallons to this post lol
࣪⊹₊˚{ OF WHAT???? }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
>wouldn't you like to know LOLOLOL