>𝗞𝗨𝗣𝗥𝗨𝗠 𝗠𝗔𝗫𝗟𝗢𝗟
@involuntarilyLulzworthy
>be me >no actually you’re not me >you literally could never be me >get a grip LOLOLOL >be you >log onto chittr dot com >start larping as me for attention >shittsing yourself as you do it >bru
>posting this again >if only because i had originally post it fully meaning it but accepting that the message was going to have to err on the side of being somewhat hyperbolic >mfw it is no longer hyperbolic >mfw this ones for my stupid bitch moirail about to get turned into carp feed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7cf2624585e4.png
>I'M FUCKING GOING >I NEED TO FARM MY KULT SCORE FIRST YOU KNOW THIS >ALSO DON'T BE A FUCKING IDIOT IF SHE GETS YOU BEFORE I DO BITE A GILL OFF OR SOMETHING
FUCK YIU KUROUM THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULTOHMHVOD SHE BSYF T TH RDOOR DOWN
I WOU/D ADVISSE AGAINSST POSSTING SSUCH DANGEROUSS CONTENT THERE MAY BE SSOME /ESSSS THAN IDEA/ VIEWERSS AND IT MAY GET YOU CU//ED >8/ #VIO/ENCE I GUESSSS
>who (don't) want me
>you have about three minutes to come correct and agree with my post before i jot your tag down and hand it off to the first sufficiently depraved internet pervert willing to have you mysteriously vanish into some back-alley >organs IMMEDIATELY itemized like clearance merchandise
>tfw users getting badges for having nice racks >look at their pages >no rumblesphere drops >false advertisement LOLOLOL
>need to get my recuperacoon's filtration system fixed >felt like i slept in a heaping helping of fuck you slime >it's gotten in my SNIFF NODES >MY FFFFFFUCKING ALLERGIES
>gossip culture >nothing but garbage >everyone remains eternally 6 >tfw nobody knows how to troll anymore >we just hide behind gimmick accounts and then jerk off to poorly simulated ragebait >bru LOLOLOL
>i be gooping
>typing type shit like the last time i tried gooping in the comfort of my own hive i didn't have a certain PARASITE getting on my NUBBLES about it >"EWWW KUPRUM IT'S GETTING ON THE WALLS YOU FUCK" >ok bubby >YOU DON'T STAND FOR SHIT
>i want you to take a guess >purely educated one at that >is that something you're capable of >i know your species was not exactly engineered with peak cognitive performance in mind but surely at the very LEAST you can summon enough raw evolutionary momentum to overcome the monumental challenge of thinking about something for more than six seconds
lololololol you can’t handle how easily i can get you off your game it’s like taking easily swallowed regurgitated paste from a baby
>cannot believe the caliber of misfortune i've been assigned by sheer coincidence >shackled night after night to a groddy deteriorated stooge whose primary talent is annihilating my vibes and LEAVING ME DRY >genuinely unparalleled at getting me off my game >imagine if you possessed even a fraction of that same aptitude when it came to actually GETTING ME OFF >worst part is i cannot even claim the significantly funnier tragedy of being cursed with some deranged sicko desperate to be rails-to-pail >all i've got is a rail that FAILS LOLOLOL
you’re dry with or without me no play it’s all collecting dust might as well be honest and tell the pail collecting drone that your co contributor is your left frond i bet you secretly wish i’d throw you a bone and bone because no one else but me can put up with you
>mfw the pot is fully making out with the kettle >these mfs are seconds away from achieving object-level singularity through sheer saliva exchange LOLOLOL >newsflash turd-for-pans >the infrastructure of your “game” is running on borrowed resources LOLOLOL >you would be a dried-out twitching husk rattling around in the dirt if i wasn't periodically tossing bones your direction >practically a muh muh muhtafuckinnn mIrAcLe away from sainthood >frankly i think i've earned a LITTLE preferential treatment at this point >KEEO TALKING SMACK THOUGH LOLOLOL >next time you beg for a lil bit of juice >YOURE GONNA HAVE TO WORK FOR IT LOLOLOL
ugh i’ve given you enough preferential treatment for one lifetime you better start begging ME to take a little off the top if i left you you’d be grovelling frame 1 mouth open on the ground and then you’d blow yourself up thirty minutes later when i wasn’t around to suck up your wasteful ass overflow you are so disgusting you’re lucky i like that
>once you go olive >you'll always wanna NOT live LOLOLOL #cagttl
>as if i need to have one singular experience with a literal cavetroll to NOT wanna stick my bonebulge in flea infested nook >GREEN BLOODS ARE DIRTY AS FUCKKKK
Damn brotha. You feel hella $$$trongly. They ain’t that bad
>i don't attract ANY green bloods because i actively shower more than six times a sweep >THEY CANT RELATE LOLOLOL
>my main counterargument is that rust bloods are a bunch of whiny fucking lowlives that will pull at your hear ducts if you give them even a slither of attention >the quality of coochie cannot be worth that level of clinginess #typeshit #cagttl
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>never show your fucking hue >not because i think being a hemoanon is based >the verdict's still out purely because the current trend of hemoanonymity keeps getting hijacked by shitbloods trying to LARP as mystery highbloods until somebody inevitably pattern-recognizes their whole personal and publicly skins them >and frankly i'd prefer believing you specifically aren't gonna go out that sorry >so don't let these losers win LOLOLOL >it's objectively hotter when i cannot immediately identify what brand of fuckblood you are LOLOLOL
>i yearn for a rack in my fronds >and a slut on my shameglobes >and i ain't get fucking either of them >but im supposed to believe that yearning is DEFINITELY a worthwhile and valid thing to be doing >ok lol
Just 8ecause You Want Something Doesn't Necessarily Mean You're Going To Get It Honey.
>get the fuck off my chit with that honey shit >my caste has not gone through BILLIONS OF SWEEPS of societal lambasting for you to be calling me that shit >secondly if i wanted to just sit on my ass and sing lalalala and just hope i will manifest some bitches on my tentacle i wouldnt "yearn" id start being RELIGIOUS LOLOLOL >take that wishy washy wish upon a star bullshit and roll it into a thin enough cylinder to shove it right up your pinched mother fucking wastechute >WE DON'T WANT THAT SHIT LOLOLOL
>im slapping it on both your cheeks right now >just keep talking >it charges me right up OUGHHHHH
>y'all fuck w troll kid cudi or what
>sometimes i think about how i've put so many fucking other trolls in the ground >and it brings a xanthic tear down my thigh >i <3 being forced to survive
>me? gongaga
>mfw jerkoff chodemaxxed wader puts out the word >the word is bitches will be bitches >bitches respond >responses consist of bitches bitching >LOL >women never beating the CANNOT TROLL allegations
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~~(__^·> honey, what do any of these words mean? <·^__)~~
<yaoilord3> What in the nothing burger does this even mean?
hey i dont think you can use wvader youll get canceled for that kid
>WWHWHHWHW WHAT IN DA NUFFFINBORGER EEEEEEEEEYEYEYEYYEYEYEYE >i blast your bitch ass to smithereens and you are gonna KEEP coming back >im gonna keep blasting your bitch ass across the dash and you will KEEP coming back >tale your ugly ass fit and your stupid bitch boyfriend and your lame ass name and SERVE YOURSELF TO THE REST OF THE SITE >I DON'T FUCK THE SAME BITCH TWICE LOLOLOL
<yaoilord3> I'm not even trying at this point lmao, later for now Mr. Nothing Burger
>unfortunately for the haterz im made of #TougherStuff >MENTALLY UNTOUCHABLE >REPUTATION IS GOLDEN >ggs on reminding the dash that we call em girlfails for a reason though LOLOLOL
>they can mean whatever you want them to mean >as long as what you want involves being degraded and treated like the slightly more the average piece of ass you are >if not >pls ignore >this is a message for the STACIE'S
>something about a certain trend https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7cf2624585e4.png
>NEVER STOP HATING >NONE OF YOU LOSERS DESERVE THE SLIGHTEST HINT OF RESPECT >MANY OF YOU WERE PROBABLY GIVEN WEDGIES AS WRIGGLERS >WE DON'T FUCK WITH YOU!!!
<yaoilord3> No my internet is just shit rn lmao, plus I'm done with this nothing burger conversation, also Yaoi and Yuri work together buddy
>bluhblubluh awawawawa my bitch thicker than yours >my fit better than yours >AND im funnier than you >HOP OFF MY WORMMMM >GO HIVE >STOP GETTING FUCKED EVERY TIME YOU COMMENT IT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU LOLOLOL
>you develop fetishes at the same rate that bacteria goes through fucking cellular division
>alright get the fuck off my chit then >WASTING MY TIME >BULLSHITTING ON MY WIFI >IF YOURE NOT GONNA POST JUGS THEN GET THE FUCK ON LOLOLOL
>some of you just do not deserve to even be associated with the concept of hole >fully somebody's regrettable sexual miscalculation >rest assured they are absolutely still conducting behind-the-scenes slander campaigns regarding your blatant inability to mash crotch with even baseline competency >SWALLOW THE BLACKPILL >SWALLOW IT WHOLE
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▀▄▀▄ goldbloods arent exactly MY type but keep on pitch flirting! LOL ▀▄▀▄
>troll tom lehrer shut your lame ass up and go drop another album engineered exclusively for the medically senile >nobody currently outside of hospice care is voluntarily subjecting themselves to that shit >WE ARE RUNNING A HUMILIATION AGENDA
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I shall be laughing from the beyond my own grave when it becomes your turn. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
>relevant topic at hand: the fundamental societal purpose of shame >douchebag fuckhead somehow misses the point entirely and immediately begins publicly broadcasting their degenerative thirst for anybody willing to provide them even a modicum of attention >running a "muh preferences" gimmick as if they aren't operating at the absolute bottom percentile of the hemospectrum LOLOLOL >mfw we are entering fetish territory for shitbloods wanting to act like fucking clowns despite not even being converts >GO JERK OFF ON YOUR OWN TIME >NOBODY WANTS YOU
▀▄▀▄ feeling PITCH tonight? sorry BABE but i dont HATE you, just MILDLY dislike you ▀▄▀▄
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Seems if I had struck a nerve perhaps. Also before you ask, the answer is "yes", as in "Yes I would personally train a memorial mason to work their craft in comic sans just for you." Consider this an honor. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
>actually sir the question i had in mind was "do you not experience even microscopic traces of embarrassment publicly admitting you want to get cognitively factory-reset by my bonebulge being lodged into your gaping maw until your psyche consists exclusively of static and the lingering memory of my accumulated grime" >but it seems your answer still counts as a resounding yes so all i have to say is >thanks for the commemorative slab AND the complimentary loadgaper LOLOLOL https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4f8b26502399.png
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Not even the slightest amount, it does amuse me though that some troll should actually care enough, to care, in this day of age though and you have my applause. 'Tis an older meme, but it checks out sir. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I also will say I will bow out of your proposal, no matter how well it was executed. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
>bitching and crying this early in the night >chittr mods running an eternal incubation chamber for grown-ass semi-adults trapped in a perpetual cycle of being too exhausting for even themselves LOLOLOL >if the discourse isn't about not getting ass it's about not having connects necessary to eventually network their way into getting some ass >if it isn't about lacking connects it's about being a chronically miserable organism whose personality repels likeability >if it isn't about being miserable it's about spending half the fucking night documenting every microscopic inconvenience in their bum-ass lives until the self-inflicted despair loops back around and mutates into identity >GIT GUD
>slurmin it >i stay slurmin it >slurmin and wormin it >sluuuuuuuurm
>decide to brave the ablution trap tonight >no hot water this perigee so it's been nothing but cryogenic punishment-showers for the last several wipes >ranked matches went SHIT >mood ruined >on the verge of exfoliating my epidermis clean off out of pure spite >glance to the side >gigantic fuck off massive whatever-pede constricting around my shampoo bottle >DING DING DING >hear that? >that's the sound of INNOVATION occurring in real time >hard cut to five minutes later >typing this butt ass naked from the trap >life has meaning again >iHusk is waterproof >arthropodic trap snack annihilated >morale restored LOLOLOL
>UHH DUHH >what else was i supposed to do with it >thing tried jerking my shampoo off >DESERVED DEMISE