>i shit you not with this one >be me last night >order troll dominos because i'm starving to death and refuse to pay Big Poppa J's extortionate-ass prices >chain is already an unreliable piece of shit >delivers flavordiscs at roughly the same speed a fat fuck passes a slaughtersphere-sized kidney stone >but hey!!! >deals upon deals upon deals FTW >surely that means something >turns out the discounts exist exclusively to make you feel like a complete fucking idiot for what happens next >WAIT SIX ENTIRE HOURS FOR A HALF-HOUR ESTIMATED DELIVERY >WATCH THE GRUBHUB GUY FULLY TRAVEL TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE FUCKING CITY >WATCH HIM APPARENTLY DECIDE THAT DELIVERING MY FOOD IS SECONDARY TO KICKING IT WITH THE BOYS >TRACKING APP LOOKING LIKE I'M MONITORING A MIGRATORY ANIMAL >finally shows up at my hive with a shit-eating grin plastered across his face >absolutely blasted out of his thinkpan >flavordisc is cold >wings fried harder than his frontal lobe >stood there for a solid ten seconds contemplating whether i should simply evaporate him and his busted-ass scuttlebuggy directly off the face of alternia >unfortunately he's indigo so instead i had to settle for spitting in his gander globe and spending the rest of the night hate-eating microwaved disappointment >bruh
YOUR LIFE IS A RICH AND ENVIABLE TAPESTRY.
[โ๏ธ Shou|d've just done it. It wou|d've been worth it. โ๏ธ]
NO IF HE HAD CULLED HIM HE WOULD ALZO HAVE GOTTEN CULLED ITZ RLLY NOT THAT WORTH IT IN THE END, HE DID THE RIGHT THING
>like most tapestries i also wish someone would just FUCKING END IT >RELEASE ME FROM THIS LIVING HELL
>i can think of way funnier situations to throw my life away in and this one was not one of them
IF YOU WERE A COUPLE CASTES LOWER. AND A HOT SLUT. I WOULD HAVE THE JOB OFFER OF ALL TIME FOR YOU. BUT YOU ARE AN UGLY PISSBLOOD. WITH NOTHING TO OFFER. OUR HIGHLY SELECTIVE. AND PRESTIGIOUS ENTERPRISE. EXCEPT AN APTITUDE FOR BEING #PLUGGED. #SUGGESTIVE.
ON SECOND THOUGHT. THAT MIGHT BE ENOUGH. HIRING STANDARDS HAVE BEEN IN THE LOAD GAPER LATELY.
>honestly fucking whatever >at the very least it is genuinely impossible to unintentionally fuck up troll dominoes when you're not factoring in the process in which the flavordisc makes it into your maw >even reheated this shit is FIRE >plus the motherfucker was chopped >he definitely doesn't get the same amount of e-nook i receive on the nightly LOLOLOL