>i don't need hear a single goddamn word about no SLUSHBUTTER
>you live in a city internationally renowned for exactly two things
>serving objectively shittier flavordiscs than us and functioning as the promised land for every troll with a feet fetish because the whole place perpetually smells like moldy fucking socks LOLOLOL
>outglut is struggle central BABYYY
>tfw adversity is our primary export
>you WISH your mortality rate even approached ours
[βοΈ @'ight I'm not gonna argue with you this is the funniest rant about either |oca|e I've read in sweeps. βοΈ]
[βοΈ Hats off no notes. βοΈ]