[a video. it shows a large grassy field, with some sort of glass dome covering the entire sky. theres a grunt from someone just off-screen and a greatsword spins in an arc. "fetch boy" comes a monotone voice, with just a hint of anticipation underneath it. the sword flies further, and further, and further, and then- with a green flash, becquerel appears in the sky, grabbing the hilt of the sword in his jaws. theres a blur, the telltale sign of a flashstep, and what appears to be a dave wearing a highlighter green wife-beater, too big basketball shorts, and kamina shades appears next to bec. he clashes his katana against becs sword with a grunt, and bec growls in return. the two of them trade blows, over and over, teleporting and flashstepping all over the arena. both seem like theyre dueling with intent to kill. the video lasts for over ten minutes with both parties barely seeming to tire. the battle reaches its conclusion with one final clash of blades, both combatants squarely on the ground. dude grits his teeth and leans in, bec growls and pushes back. dude suddenly rotates his hold and slashes upwards, sending becs greatsword flying. dude jumps into the air, grabs it, spins like hes about to throw a shotput, and shouts, "fetch!" bec teleports to go fetch. dude does not throw the sword. he lets it fall to the ground where it impales the dirt, then falls down after it. in a few moments bec returns with an annoyed huff. dude kneels down next to him and gives him some well-deserved scritches. he glances towards the camera and the feed suddenly ends.]
Getting the omniscient dog to fall for the fakeout. #GOATED