dave 🗣️
@tufftechGoonhead
yo im dave strider yes im the real strider he any i guess i have issues but i don’t address them because im too cool B)
Hey (yoou get swept ooff yoour feet by my sexual aura)
( gets swept off from my feet but i have low gravity so i just fly away into the sky )
What the fuck is yoour handle man
dont even ask man
jesus christ gotta catch my breath why on a site thats got everything tagged #nsfw do i get fuckin railroaded for having an opinion about ketchup of all things
thats chittr for you
he just called me stinky its really tough being a cool guy these days
࿔˖˚.⋆ uhhh!!! if y಄u're stinky y಄u sh಄uld take a trip t಄ the abluti಄nchamber X(( ⋆.˚˖࿔
dude no im not stinky hes just being an ass
࿔˖˚.⋆ ಄H! I dunn಄಄಄಄ squint y಄u l಄಄k like y಄u'd be stinky KEHEHHEHE!!!! ⋆.˚˖࿔
alright man or woman now youre just projecting
do you ever just crave ketchup so you pick a food based on that more than anything else just as long as its a vehicle for the ketchup
its like the complete opposite for me i fucking hate ketchup
i think its not the site its just me youd be surprised
don't send that post that's been sitting in your drafts. don't do it. i know there's a big, inviting button on your screen that's practically begging to help you embarrass yourself in front of the entire world. but i need some of you to remember there's another button sitting right next to it. it says "cancel." that button wants what's best for you. that button is your real best friend. :B
where were you to tell me this dude way too late
you signed your own death warrant the moment you made an account, man. striders are gonna do what striders do best: make the worst possible decision available. usually with complete confidence! no amount of advance warning can stop you guys from marching headfirst into looking like a buncha clowns.
yknow what true actually im not even mad
im so hungry right now too bad i have nothing in the fridge right now mainly because i don’t do groceries so that’s kinda my fault im not some poor guy struggling to pay rent i just don’t have shit in that fridge it’s there for decor i guess
:33 < want me to transpurrtalize mew some meats?
yes please bro
it’s really rough to be cool these days huh
only if you care about being perceived as cool
no like as in people hate my chits for no reason rough because im just so cool rough yknow
im not gettin on heights again. but 5'3" aint that short. ok.
dude i’d hate to be 5’3 im like so fucking sorry
my pussy is incredible my handwriting illegible i just took an edible my asscheeks are spreadable
haha thanks bows down as roses get tossed at me from the crowd which is currently applauding
women #yearning
Type shit.
shit
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yeah i knew i followed you for a reason
whatever imagine dragons save me
i was lighting before the thunder
okay regarding that one post i did early as shit in the morning of me without my shades here’s an actual photo of me that doesn’t have eyes as red as hell itself i felt cute in this pic
are you albino or are you just the palest whitey ever dude
cool hoodie though
where the hell would i get my red ass eyes from man didn’t ask for these bulbs
yeah i know right
so maybe im looking at stuff im not supposed to see how do you guys feel about this
man i wish i could delete it too
1 M34N TH1S 1S R34LLY B4D 1F 1 W3R3 YOU 1 WOULD JUST D3L3T3 MY 3NT1R3 4CCOUNT JUST OUT OF TH3 K1NDN3SS OF MY BLOODPUSH3R 1 KNOW YOU H4V3 SOM3 OF TH4T 1N TH3R3 SOM3WH3R3
honestly i would delete my account waaay too much shit on here that i somewhat regret posting on here but i think ill keep my account up just to spite you B)