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࿔˖˚.⋆ I was actually just in the abluti಄nchamber a few h಄urs ag಄ taking a w಄nderful bath filled with the w಄nderful scent ಄f lavender and bath minerals!!!!! XD ⋆.˚˖࿔
"THAT GUY" HEY DONT DIZREZPECT MY GUY GREAZE LIKE DAT HEZ MORE THAN JUZT "THAT GUY" HEZ GOT A NAME
here man. take the edge off.
yeah i havve kids btww they look just like me right? heh... right? they used to be grubs but now they havve grub scars https://i.postimg.cc/8cqfW0gN/IMG-2336.png
>+. I CAN *SMELL* THE GROSS WATER FROM HERE .+<
you_can_try_to_bury_the_boy_kissing_post_but_we_all_saw_it_.
>>| pineapple pizza .is pretty good.
you goddamn fool https://i.postimg.cc/ZRvf9fg8/image.png
my post was not an invitation for every dave on the platform to come give their stupid input especially if the stupid input is not actually relevant to my post and is just making fun of me. you will all be dealt with.
Question marks? (??)
Sorry, what happened? (HMM?)
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i’m the bitch that’s gonna hang your fuckin hide up like a trophy motherfucker hop off
IT'S CALLED HATING, NOT DISLIKING, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.
being hateful is not like a dave we are so nonchalant we dont even care
being so hateful has stripped you of your dave title
Calm ↓, Dave... we're your FRIENDS!
I must retreat into the sanctuary that is my coffin.. https://i.postimg.cc/G2PvNw0j/IMG-3829.gif...
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@tufftechGoonhead do you wanna strife?
Might just. Out of how hateful you just were to me.
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HEARTBREAKING!!! :O(
Is it always this fast around here? Or is my age showing?
₍^. .^₎⟆ @tufftechGoonhead your goon!ng l!censse !s be!ng revoked because yow don’t l!ke Sssweaty ma!lmen #nSsfw꠹
STOP THAT.
American Horror Story is one of my favorite shows. My favorite has to be Murder House or The circus one which I've forgotten the name of. I have a core memory of staring at the TV watching the circus one while my Bro did coke in the bathroom when I was like 6. #substance
Quit that.
eugh why the fuck was i cheering s0 much? pan ache. i should never be speaking in ways that y0u could infer an exclamati0n point fr0m.
pov: dirk and you get into a sparring match and he's oiled up and in tight-fitting clothing and is all over you and fight fight fight kiss kiss kiss #nsfw #savingmygooningforlater #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
₍^. .^₎⟆ Apparently a Dave doesssn’t l!ke sssweaty ma!l men sSSshow!ng chesSst꠹
what do you mean 5omeone'5 f1ght turned 1nto fl1rt1ng?!
*=_-^ p[]ndering my []rb ^=_-'
₍^. .^₎⟆ !f the ma!lman came by and h!Ss sh!rt wasSSSs sssl!ghtly unbuttoned becausSe of the heat ! th!nk you could physs!cally hear me gulp from your h!ve !n the nearby ne!ghborhood #suggesSst!ve꠹
We don't need oiled up Strider; we got that at home.
JUST WATCHED LA LA LAND WITH @TURNTECHGIRLHEAD#2625. WE'RE TRAUMA BONDED NOW.
1 ju5t wanNa hav a gud t1me.. ~(•_•~)
PL34S3 DON'T 4TT3MPT TO P1TCHFL1RT W1TH M3 B3C4US3 1T W1LL B3 ON3S1D3D 4ND 1 W1LL JUST R4G3B41T YOU 3NDL3SSLY
https://msparp.chat/rum8leindapumpkinpatch Megido Madness has ended, it's time for the MAIN EVENT TO COMMENCE. #rum8leindapumpkinpatch #yaoi #dirkjake #imcoming
◌ https://i.postimg.cc/ZYw8ScLv/image-2026-05-21-215603229.png The game will not allow me to fit my entire introduction in my name. ⧂
i'm gonna slime #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
<-|--|~~ JAKE ENGLISH SHOW THEM YOUR MIGHT.
(^･ω･^) < SHIPCOURSE TIME!!! IN MOST UNIVERSES I BELIEVE BATMAN AND THE JOKER ARE A VERY HEALTHY KISMESISITUDE... HOWEVER, IF ITS IN ONE OF THE VERSIONS WHERE JOKER IS NOT PROPERLY GIVING PITCH ATTENTION FOR BATMAN I WILL NOT BE COUNTING THEM!!! #SHIPCOURSE #BATMAN #JOKER #PITCH #KISMESISITUDE
The milkman blocked me.
Update: Things are as suspected, gravely awkward. The food is good though. Dave and Roxy keep making excessive jokes to try and keep things light that only work to point out how weird things are. Karkat is oddly quiet and glaring at me. He must have told Kanaya he wouldn’t say anything. Mostly it’s weird. Dirk and John ‘couldn’t make it’ which presumably means they do not want to deal with the social interactions, and Jake has been MIA for about a month now. God, is this group a disaster.
Glad y'all enjoyed the appetizer. Now we begin the main course. #rumble https://msparp.chat/rumbleindapumpkinpatch
((i apologize to anyone who had been waiting on me for anything today i've been dealing with a WICKED migraine literally all day))
clearly you all enjoyed shrimp wwith the wwimps but are you ready to dine on lobster wwith the monsters #rumble #yaoi #rankbait https://msparp.chat/rumbleindapumpkinpatch
jeez, just 6ot no ener6y at all toni6ht. u︵u
#MYORB.
everyone LIVE.
Muppets Christmas Carol fucks.
∙☾__☽ stop #vagueposting @ them dirrectly
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 7: nepeta leijon #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #petplay #cagttl okay. yes shes a catgirl. yes you can call her kitten and giwve her scritches and shell lovwe it. yes, she looks adorable in a collar wvith a little bell on it. the thing is, that aint special. its true for ewvery gal vworth pursuing. the difference here is that its socially acceptable to lay on the cat nicknames wvithout any build-up on a nepeta, and that shes going in expecting it. she doesnt vwin any points from it for me, at least vwith harley the puppy thing wvas kinda unique to her. but okay, nepeta. the thing wvith nepetas to wvatch out for is innocence. theyll either be the most innocent lil kittens youwve ewver met, or absolute pervwerts. purrwverts, if you vwill. i mean absolutely degenerate. just look at the leijons wve hawve on the dash and youll get wvhat i mean. the innocent ones honestly kinda skeewve me out sometimes, and i can only pull the "yeah its totally a sign of politeness to take off your top vwhen you wvisit a highblood" game before it gets old. the purrwverts are also a bit much for me, since i dont lovwe the scratching, but ill put up vwith it to bag a girl in heat. for actual advwice, just keep a firm but playful tone. youre wvilling to play in her space, but youre clearly the guy in charge. flexible but solid, if youre too rigid something is gonna giwve. scout for vwhat shes aiming for. does she wvanna be "taught" vwhat pailing is? does she wvanna fill out her ovwn shipping chart? does she vwanna cheat on her boyfriend? ivwe met a surprising amount of neps vwholl start saying, "nyo myaster, wvhat if karkitty finds meowvt..~" wvhen iwve already playing wvith her kitty. i forgot to mention it on the roxy guide, but nepetas are second only to roxys- vwell, lets call it the lalondes in general, vwhen it comes to hawving it bad for cheating. if that gets you going throwv her a bone, or a laser pointer i guess, talk dovwn to her about howv terrible she is and hovw ashamed she should be, thatll get her mewvling. like most other girls, vwhat a nepeta wvants at the end of the night is attention. she wvants to feel relewvant. no matter vwhich sort of nep she is, she vwants to feel mature. it shouldnt be a surprise that that same strats wvork on so many babes. stand in for her moirail here, make her feel like hanging vwith you is the coolest thing she could be doing. shell usually say she vwas told not to talk to you (she does to me anywvays) but laugh it off, ask her wvhy she wvas told that, tell her shes too smart to need to listen to that stuff. then, shovw her just vwhy ewveryones been telling her that. shovw, dont tell, she vwont realize vwhat it is. i promise you shell lovwe it though. then you just put a collar on her, and youvwe got yourself a loyal pet wvho lovwes cuddling. the rewvmewv. like revwievw, but cat, get it? bod: ehh. these gals tend scrawvny to toned. sometimes youll see some wvholl open up their jackets and drop some real big fat cat tats, but shes usually rocking the itty bitty kitty titties. usually shorter too, its just not my thing, i like my gals to havwe something to hold onto. shes flexible at least, and has a cute face. 4/10 variety: you seen the tvwo, youwve seen em all. its either total cluelessness or radical ovwercompensation in the other direction. the adultery thing is fun occasionally, but i get enough petplay from the other babes. dont tend to lovwe her banter either. 5/10 ease: easy enough youll almost feel bad. the hard part is finding a wvay to slovw her dowvn, go too fast and shell start vwigging out or biting too hard or get clingy. not a bad problem to havwe though. 9/10 personality: dunno if ivwe ewver met one wvho wvowved me through personality alone. like, yeah shes cute, but i just dont see the point in breaking a girl dowvn if she aint already clevwer to begin vwith. theres such a thing as too cute. 5/10 owverall: 6/10. i cant exactly rate any gal lovw, sex is sex and its gonna be a fun time. neps aint bad, they just aint really my thing, make me uncomfortable sometime. plus, youwve got the evwerlooming threat of a zahhak knocking dovwn your door. tread vwith caution, but... ill giwve her that theres nothing quite like a gal dressed like a neet #bouncingonit vwhile mewving, shes got the cutest sounds
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Dude this is... Terrible. ((OOC: lmaaooooo i love it. u should use the bark fart combo next))
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❀࿐ judging by the rest of your account, you havven't evven met half the people including cronus's and other me's on this site, it is rather shocking anyone wwould look at you at think it's dating material. you're a rather pathetic excuse of a davve.
GOODNIGHT EVERYONE.
YOU ARE A FUCKING ANGEL FOR DEALING WITH THAT SHIT, MARYAM.
ur eyes are an ocean. ur tits, also an ocean. #nsfwv