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dave strider

@tufftechGoonhead

yo im dave strider yes im the real strider he any freaky

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 748Kull Score: 87413 followers5 following

i feel gay a lot

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gaaaaaaay!

i’m transferring all of my gay to you man

noooooooo!

i’m hoping one day acting cool will make me feel self assured

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iF A DaVe aIn't fUcKiNg cOoL, wHaT Is hE?

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lemme get a piece of that vantass haha oh wait you said no ok bye B( #suggestive

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life sucks so im making spaghetti at 2 am #spaghetti

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#spaghetti

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i feel like shitballs

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yeah i’m having a drink fuck it

i was so stupid i am so stupid i feel like a fucking idiot #sadposting

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i’m listening to radiohead that’s how betrayed i feel right now

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Now this truly is a measure of betrayal.

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WHAT HAPPENED?

i don’t wanna talk about it here

DMS ARE OPEN IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO.

damn i feel really betrayed right now it’s whatever there’s plenty more out there right #vagueposting

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of course there is just have to take the time to weedb out the dbadb ones

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my name is gayve strider dick rider

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My name is dracula Sandlerᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

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:33 < ....what? :33 < i thought mewr name was... :33 < gayve strider dick rider.... :33 < what...?

cant rel8

POINT OF ORDER! this is the name of at least half the humans on here. statistically that seems the most common name for a non-troll to have

yeah it is bro wdym check again

pretty sure those are different versions of me

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READING ONTO THE RECORD! i don't like that.

yeah we are all gonna beat you up starting now

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:33 < oh whew. :33 < i was worried fur a minute there

my full title would be gayve strider dick rider #suggestive #nsfw

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:33 < show me mewr id meow it does not say that

https://file.garden/aaOqt9nhRXssHfX-/image_2026-05-16_180058136.png

>:33 < nyo way!! >:33 < i've b33n calling mew dave fur so long... :33 < i'm sorry fur messing up!

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its ok nepeta i forgive you

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me and the bois at arbys eating the #MeatMountain

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everyone is freakposting right now holy

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not me! i was woofposting!! :D

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これは普通ではないですか?

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yeah it is but its just more frequent cant blame them either im kinda horny too #nsfw #suggestive

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それは私の永続的な状態です。私も絶対に文句は言いません。

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straight up jorkin it #nsfw #suggestive

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heh, nd bai "it" i mean 😏 mai pemnjs #nsfw

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and all the girlies say im pretty fly #ForAWhiteGuy

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please don’t get this song stuck in my head again.. please…

give it to me baby uh huh uh huh

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dave nooooooo stoooooop!

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haha

i’ve been trying for forget this song since i heard it the first time. i also blame my version of you for me hearing it.

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OBJECTION! your text is red, not white? no one has white blood that would be stupid

my text is red because red is an awesome color im talking bout my damn skin color

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@carcinoGenetwinkist karkat is so skibidi toilet tuff rizz boi

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everyone be honest am i really that easy to see through

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CONSSIDERING I HAVE NEVER SSEEN YOU MAYBE >8?

*and* im gay

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me when a troll tries to ragebait me but im nonchalant and im #thealpha so i ignore it #nonchalantly

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alpha and 0mega based rep0rts in animals were falsified acc0rding t0 the web just th0ught i sh0uld let y0u kn0w

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:33 < nuh uh

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i meant omegaverse you should search it up like the gay petite twinks are omegas and the dominant ones are alphas or something

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yuh huh

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:33 < nuh uh

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yuh huh

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:33 < nuh uh

yuh huh

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i see ... i regret this

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:33 < nuh uh

had dawgs fighting in the comments in my last post god dayum

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