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@tufftechGoonhead
yo im dave strider yes im the real strider he any i guess i have issues but i donβt address them because im too cool B)
mood for today
my penis
he just called me stinky its really tough being a cool guy these days
ΰΏΛΛ.β uhhh!!! if yΰ²u're stinky yΰ²u shΰ²uld take a trip tΰ² the ablutiΰ²nchamber X(( β.ΛΛΰΏ
ΰΏΛΛ.β ΰ²H! I dunnΰ²ΰ²ΰ²ΰ² squint yΰ²u lΰ²ΰ²k like yΰ²u'd be stinky KEHEHHEHE!!!! β.ΛΛΰΏ
alright man or woman now youre just projecting
ΰΏΛΛ.β I was actually just in the ablutiΰ²nchamber a few hΰ²urs agΰ² taking a wΰ²nderful bath filled with the wΰ²nderful scent ΰ²f lavender and bath minerals!!!!! XD β.ΛΛΰΏ
yeah yaoi would fix my pain
itβs like 9 am so iβm finally going to bed goodnight shittr
im so hungry right now too bad i have nothing in the fridge right now mainly because i donβt do groceries so thatβs kinda my fault im not some poor guy struggling to pay rent i just donβt have shit in that fridge itβs there for decor i guess
:33 < want me to transpurrtalize mew some meats?
itβs really rough to be cool these days huh
no like as in people hate my chits for no reason rough because im just so cool rough yknow
i was lighting before the thunder
my pussy is incredible my handwriting illegible i just took an edible my asscheeks are spreadable
haha thanks bows down as roses get tossed at me from the crowd which is currently applauding
im gonna be so honest i chickened out of the backflipping thing ill do that tomorrow
:33 < its easy to do a back flip dave!! :33 < i can teach mew if mew want!!
alright so today im going to do a backflip and see if i break my neck or not
boiiing (my penis)
i see a little silhouetto of a man
xx_SCARAMOUCHE_SCARAMOUCHE_WILL_YUO_DO_DA_FANDANGO_xD_xx
okay regarding that one post i did early as shit in the morning of me without my shades hereβs an actual photo of me that doesnβt have eyes as red as hell itself i felt cute in this pic
are you albino or are you just the palest whitey ever dude
where the hell would i get my red ass eyes from man didnβt ask for these bulbs
so maybe im looking at stuff im not supposed to see how do you guys feel about this
.never have i wished so badly before that there was a delete post button on this websitE
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honestly i would delete my account waaay too much shit on here that i somewhat regret posting on here but i think ill keep my account up just to spite you B)
FUCK YOU D4V3 DON'T T4LK TO M3 3V3R 4G41N!!! >:[ UNL3SS 1T 1S ON 4 *N3W* 4CCOUNT
never ever got what was with him and ponies sigh
im gonna be real honest i dont think i will ever properly recover from this the thought of eating anything makes me more nauseous than i already am not to mention my stomach hurts like hell after eating a meal this kinda sucks
dang everyone just wants to diss me today its really hard being a cool guy
does an insane money spread who want me
dude youre just jealous i got insane racks big racks you wish you could have some of this
my guy, you are SCHRODINGER'S PLAYER, we don't know if you got money and bitches or not!
honestly im more impressed at the dexterity of the spread than the spread itself! :P
i may not have the proof right now, but i just know you copped fake bands off temu.
dude no you can ask my karkat i always buy shit for him like that one time we went to olive garden and then this guy who was our waiter started to eat our food so i shoved the waiter's face into the lasagna that date went horrible actually i went off track but i paid for all of that shit and we also went to arby's which also kinda sucked i mean i knew it would suck but we also got the meat mountain and he managed to eat all of that shit which was insanely impressive i dont know how he could even get a bite into that i paid for that by the way if you didnt know
my vape just died everyone stop what youre doing
I'll stop packaging this brand new vape I was going to send you, alright.
go smoke actual cigarettes are we fr man fuckin vapes VAPES #substance
dude no fucking shit i smoke cigarettes i just want my pink lemonade flavored nicotine man