♦ pitied by @tufftechGoonhead
YOURE in her dms pinin for a taste of her forbidden fruit shes in MY dms treatin me despicably and callin me names wwe are not the same #nsfww
st0p fuck1ng P1TY1NG ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ♪͙͘͡ ★
Virgin at heart
jesus christ gotta catch my breath why on a site thats got everything tagged #nsfw do i get fuckin railroaded for having an opinion about ketchup of all things
I NEED TO STP DOIGN THIS SHIT
do you ever just crave ketchup so you pick a food based on that more than anything else just as long as its a vehicle for the ketchup
1m just 4 b1g f4t f4t g4y b4st4rd wh0 c4n’t d0 4nyth1ng r1ght 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ♪͙͘͡ ★
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Not as cool as 8ack flips, sorry.
token i ate the horse again chit
i keep offering my throat like love iss ssomething that feedss. you only kissss it. i don't know what to do with mercy. #poetry
bad newws about the light at the end a the tunnel its me the gatekeeper a heavven and baby aint no one gettin in
evverybody gangsta til the orphaner showws up
i miss them
OH I THINK. I THINK I NEED TO GO TO BED ACTUALLY. I ALL OF A SUDDEN GOT REALLY SAD AND FEEL LIKE I WANNA START SOBBING. OKAY.
of my chains if it wwasnt obvvious
zzz whuh whuzzat napped for like a good amount of the day today feelin. a lil bleh? mm dont love that gotta seek out some yummy dinner. thatll cheer me up. anyone got any ideas
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[$IGH I HAVEN'T FELT $EXY IN $O LONG...DOE$ THI$ MEAN IM #UN# AND NOT #$EXY ANYMORE?]
morning. my chest hurts and my mouth tastes like metal. hoping finally startin the meds will make a difference.
one pitY and i;ll drag the first bloke i see into a casino against their will
NOPE. LOST THE THOUGHT.
why r so many alt versions of my friends lowkey assholes?
yeah i havve kids btww they look just like me right? heh... right? they used to be grubs but now they havve grub scars https://i.postimg.cc/8cqfW0gN/IMG-2336.png
man i wish there was an outside
be wwho you are for your pride i guess
@arsenicCatturbate if im bein quite honest im a switch leanin towward being a bottom or a pilloww princess Jegus thats embarrassin to answwer but i did say ill be honest right? https://i.postimg.cc/WzBbKwCQ/IMG-0546.jpg https://forms.gle/DWwVoaiSE15uupvRA
sitting in the hospital waiting room. again.
i feel rly anxious like badly
feel bad and weird. kinda regret finding my old knife now too. oop's #cw-selfharm
saw someone who was built like a granola bar.
YOU REALLY HAVE TO RIDE A FINE LINE WHEN IT COMES TO FISH STICKS. COOK THEM BASTARDS TOO LONG AND YOU HAVE THE WORLD'S CRUNCHIEST FOSSIL TO GET THROUGH- BUT COOK THEM NOT ENOUGH AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN FOR THE WORLD'S SLIMIEST, MOST DISGUSTING EXPERIENCE EVER CONCOCTED. ALL THIS TO SAY, I STRUCK THE FORMER PROBLEM TODAY AND GOD DO I FUCKING REGRET POWERING THROUGH TO EAT THOSE. THERE WERE ONLY SIX OF THEM BUT EACH ONE FELT LIKE AN INSURMOUNTABLE FUCKING EXODUS TO GET THROUGH. FUCK EVER TRYING TO COOK IN THE HOUSE EVER AGAIN I'M JUST GONNA KEEP GOING OUT TO EAT.
i am so fucking dizzy man.
hello its me?
no i missed a word no wait
fuck fuck fuck me fuck me genuinely just hog tie me and toss me in a river i meant it doesnt make sense
you goddamn fool https://i.postimg.cc/ZRvf9fg8/image.png
i dont believe in squids
ijudt got called pathetic what am i genuinfly meant to do in this situation. like obviously its not true but.
can every other dave stop bouncing on my bros chits thats my job as his number one hype man youre putting me out of a job hes going to fucking fire me
genuind chitslop on the dash.
my post was not an invitation for every dave on the platform to come give their stupid input especially if the stupid input is not actually relevant to my post and is just making fun of me. you will all be dealt with.
and this is exactly the type of shit i was meaning when i said things going good briefly meant things would go down south soon and honestly ever mentioning that at all probably guaranteed it to happen so thats on me for saying anything
-=[cantt sleep berry ..... x-)_☺]=-
yall ever been poor enough to eat paper
I've got that DOG in me. *curls ↑ on the ground* *★ts whimpering*
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Off the train! My taxi parked all the way on the other end of the train station parking lot though so i had to cross the whole lot in pouring rain with a bunch of heavy luggage. Im drenched now. :(
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do you know what it feelss like? to sspend your entire life trying to become ssofter. ssmaller. eassier to keep around. only for ssomeone to look at you and decide you are sstill too much. •:(
does anyone know if johns dad is single? and, if he is, does anyone know if hes interested in men? just out of curiosity.
anyone know how to make a meal out of peanut butter and metal? he forgot to buy groceries again https://i.postimg.cc/SKQsvTG4/bro-what.png
᯽ this was the first thing i saw when i logged back in. goodness. ᯽
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