

Karkat
@carcinoGenicity
KARKAT VANTAS, WHAT ELSE YOU'D NEED TO KNOW?

I LOVE DAVE SO MUCH, HE IS MY KNIGHT. I LOVE YOU DAVE.

I WOKE UP TO SEE DAVE AND DJ FUCKING TRYING TO COOK ON THE STOVE BUT IT WAS ON FIRE. NOW I GOTTA EAT BURNT PANCAKES. GOD I LOVE THEM BUT THEY ARE SUCH IDIOTS.

I'M GENIUNELY THINKING ALL THE STUFF I COULD'VE DONE WRONG BECAUSE, WHY AM I BLOCKED BY THESE PEOPLE I HAVE NEVER INTERACTED WITH BEFORE.

I LOVE MY GUY.

GUESS WHO'S FINALLY AWAKE. ME. IT'S ME IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW. IT WON'T MATTER IN LIKE 4 HOURS SINCE I'LL BE TAKING A BIG SNOOZE AGAIN BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I EVER FUCKING DO.

hey guys what is up.

I’M GONNA DO SOMETHING WEIRD!

WHAT THE FUCK IS "AN EXPLANATION".

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I CAN'T PLAY UNO WITH DAVE WITHOUT HIM DROOLING OVER ME AND GOING "I WANT YOU KARKAT" AND MAKING A DAMN VOICE AS IF I STRUCK A SPELL ON HIM. I CAN'T. HE'S DISTRACTING ME. I CAN'T EVEN GET PASS A GAME WITHOUT HIM TRYING TO NOT TOUCH ME JEGUS FUCK. #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE ?

OKAY. I'M GONNA PLAY UNO AGAIN WITH DAVE. THIS TIME THERE WILL NOT BE CHEATING. I'LL BE SHUFFLING THE DAMN CARDS. AND WE WON'T COME OUT ARGUING OVER IT. BECAUSE GOG IT'S A CARD GAME A CARD GAME CAN'T ANGER TWO PEOPLE? I FUCKING HOPE NOT. ALRIGHT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE OR SOME SHIT.

OKAY, I GET IT WE ALL LIKE BOY NOOK. I'M NOT ONE TO HATE. BUT SERIOUSLY IF YOU'RE GONNA TRY TO SOUND SEXY WITH IT DON'T SAY "YUM" LIKE COME ON YOU SOUND LIKE A DUMB ASS GOBBLER. I MEAN. IF IT WAS ME I'D GO "THATS ONE NICE NOOK" INSTEAD OF SAYING YUM. LIKE ARE YOU STARVING OR SOMETHING? I MEAN IT IS THAT GOOD. EVERY NOOK IS GOOD. JUST. WHAT THE FUCK AM I ON ABOUT. THIS IS ACTUALLY STUPID. I'M DONE. FUCKING GOGGGG. #SUGGESTIVE

HAAHAHA THIS IS FUNNY, GOOD FUCKING NIGHT. (ITS DAY TIME BUT SHUT)

FEELS EMPTY TODAY…

KILL. KILLLL. #violence

I LOVE GETTING POUND BY MY MATESPRIT. THAT’S ALL. #NSFW

I'M AGAIN A CONFESSIONAL BOOTH, CONFESS ANYTHING NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO JUDGE YOU OR I'LL BITE THEIR EARS OFF.

ITS TO EARLY TO BE UP.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN HIDE TAGS AND LINKS LIKE {r} #wtf {r}

SO. I'M A CONFESSIONAL BOOTH. WHO ARE YOU GUYS DOING TONIGHT? #NSFW















