”The 2econd Half“ Sollux
@twiinAquariums
2ollux captor. Hacker. Gamer. Recently re2urrected. Ex 2priite. The actual better half to @caligulasArmageddons
((Decided the world needed this. This is a sollux captor who used to be part of erisolsprite. In a magical sort of happen stance, when the game was won all the sprites that still existed as well as the parental figures for the main 8 are all brought back to life. All sprites were separated into their own beings. For this sollux, he was part of erisol and when he and eridan split things got a bit tense but neither wanted to actually be away from eachother. Now sollux is having to learn to be his own person again but it’s hard remembering what’s him and what’s eridan.))
Late niight chiittiing ii2 both weiird and oddly fun. Maybee II’ll po2t weiird “2hower thought2”.
Amaziing what a fla2hy purple blood can do for your 2elf confiidence, a2 long a2 you can get pa2t your own ego 2 lii2ten. ♥️♠️ @caliigula2Armageddon2
Why would II call hiim a kiitten??? IIt doe2n't really make 2en2e but II can 2ee that wiith my quiirk iit miight have made you thiink that at fiir2t glance.
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Que2tiion from anon. Diihh tiickle? An2wer: iim goiing 2 go out on a liimb and 2ay you’re iinebriiated iin 2ome 2ort of way. IIm a2lo goiing 2 giive 2 an2wer2 beecau2e ii cant tell iif your a2kiing iif my bulge ii2 a tentacle or iif iit2 tiicklii2h. No iit2 not tiicklii2h, ye2 ii ii2 2haped that way. Bonu2: ii have two. http2://doc2.google.com/form2/d/1Rf6ii1v1_ZkIIwnwL_W3hdRZypztII0r2Gmvm2U6FYdiiLg/viiewform?u2p=2f_liink #N2FW
Que2tiion from @carciinoGene2 DO YOU FORGET 2OMETIIME2 THAT ERIIDAN II2NT IIN YOUR THIINKPAN ANYMORE? ANY RE2IIDUAL EFFECT2 FROM BEIING A 2PRIITE? An2wer: 2iimple an2wer? Ye2. 2ometiime2 ii wiill ju2t get up and not even thiink about telliing hiim where iim goiing only 2 get an angry fii2h call an hour later. Other tiime2 ii catch my2elf addiing w and v or 2ayiing fii2h pun2 wiithout a 2nd thought. There2 al2o the problem of gettiing up and forgettiing that ii don’t ju2t float. Or 2tayiing up beecau2e ii thiink ii 2tiill don’t need 2 2leep tiill ii notiice my2elf beeiing iin beed when ii know that wa2n't where ii wa2 la2t. http2://doc2.google.com/form2/d/1Rf6ii1v1_ZkIIwnwL_W3hdRZypztII0r2Gmvm2U6FYdiiLg/viiewform?u2p=2f_liink
Que2tiion from wbeehn… whoever the fuck that ii2. oka iit2 chiildii2h gambiino homegiirl droppa iit liik the na2adaa An2wer: ii dont know what your a2kiing here bee2iide2 2 dance iin 2ome way and hone2tly ii dont want 2. http2://doc2.google.com/form2/d/1Rf6ii1v1_ZkIIwnwL_W3hdRZypztII0r2Gmvm2U6FYdiiLg/viiewform?u2p=2f_liink
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Que2tiion 1: 2ma2h or pa22: nepeta, gamzee, equiiu2 An2wer: pa22 on equiiu2. Not that ii care 2 explaiin why but ii dont liike 2weat and ii dont need hiim breakiing anythiing. The other two 2ma2h. http2://doc2.google.com/form2/d/1Rf6ii1v1_ZkIIwnwL_W3hdRZypztII0r2Gmvm2U6FYdiiLg/viiewform?u2p=2f_liink
II’m bored 2o iim makiing iit everybody’2 ii22ue. A2k me que2tiion2. http2://doc2.google.com/form2/d/1Rf6ii1v1_ZkIIwnwL_W3hdRZypztII0r2Gmvm2U6FYdiiLg/viiewform?u2p=2f_liink
They 2ld me ii could bee anythiing. 2o ii beecame a problem.
You're alwways a problem staep leavvin WWIRES all ovver the floor!
Al2o had 2 clean ed’2 tank beecau2e he ii2 2 much of a priince 2 actually do 2o hiim2elf. And by that ii mean he rather bee make outfiit2 than anythiing el2e.
You u2e 2 bee iin2 iit whiich ii2 why ii wa2 2ayiing ii diidn't want iit.
Ye2 we diid. But ii know how well you can go over 2hiip and iin your fliing2 of de2perate love can make you not thiink for a moment. Thii2 ii2n't me tryiing 2 bee mean eiither.
Went over 2 kk’2 2day.. iit’2 odd 2 2ee hiim runniing around after a grub but iit wa2 a a niice meet up. He looked liike hell though 2o iit wa2n’t that long.
II hate when you go get food out wiith your… other half, and come back 2 the hiive beeiing completely blacked out.. 2tupiid human electriic griid.
IIt2 hone2tly pretty great when you can ju2t trun iin2 a battery anytiime you need 2 huh?
Meh ii’ve had enough 2 driink 2niight 2 edge off any paiin that can come from iit.
Wwell do you want power or do you want 2 go waiit at one of the human conveniience 22re2..? That2 your two optiion2.
IIt2 2 fuckiing hot and no matter how much of a cold pack you miight bee ed, you wiill dry out and complaiin when you cant lay next 2 me after an hour.
You mean the waterbeed that take2 power 2 get iit where ii can breathe iin iit..?
Why are a bunch of them annoyiingly 2ad 2ack2 of 2hiit? glad II only have 2 deal wiith one and he’2 actually got hii2 head on riight now. #vaguepo2tiing #2ub2tance
Fuck iit. You all waiited thii2 long. You can waiit for another hour or 2o. II need 2 fiinii2h eatiing.
2hiit ii meant 2 get back on the next day but got lo2t iin tryiing 2 get back 2 normal liiviing.. talk about beiing a walkiing dii2a2ter.
You know, iit2 funny, you lay down iin a bed wiith your other half that2 cold becau2e he2 a 2ea dweller and even though you weren’t feeliing tiired a 2nd ago beeiing next 2 hiim ju2t 2tart2 2 put you 2 2leep. Fuck iit, ii’m goiing 2 go 2 2leep wiith eriidan. Beach get off here and 2leep wiith me. @caligula2Armageddon2
Ii thiink ii wiill be fiinii2hiing thii2 lii2t 2marrow. Want 2 pace iit even iif ii could fiinii2h iit now.
Hmm, ii thiink Gamzee Makara ii2 the next one iill talk about. He ha2 a niice a22 but al2o a niice 2et of tiit2. Liike iif you liike 2oft mu2cul then he2 your choiice. Problem2 are to long of a li2t wiith hiim. Fiigure iit out for your2elf. #n2fw
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II thiink the maiid one wwa2 pretty good. 2howed off a 2iide of you ii diidn't know you had wwhiile al2o 2omehow beeiing very ta2teful.
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Why diidn’t you thiink ii would giive a reel an2wer? And yeah you do.
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He’2 learned 2 bee a biit more forthcomiing beecau2e of me. II ju2t got lumped iin2 the “ii hate beeiing iin 2iilence or wiithout hiim” category. Well that and gettiing 2mall quiirk2 from hiim. Hii2 eye for clothiing, 2tupiid fii2h pun2, and the whole w thiing ju2t 2 name a few. But 2urprii2e ii haven’t lo2t my abiiliity 2 giive truth even at my own dii2advantage.
Thii2 2hould be no 2upprii2e Feferii Peiixe2 ha2 really great tiit2. II mean iif you wanted 2omethiing 2oft to lay on, look no where el2e. Only down 2iide II’ve notiiced Ii2 iif you plan to keep her to your2elf, expect 2omeone el2e alway2 comiing to bug you. #2uge2tiive
2ince nepeta wa2 the la2t one to 2ay 2omething, nepeta ha2 a better a22 than 2he doe2 tit2. Then again it’2 hard to get a read on that 2ince 2he like2 big baggy 2hirt2. Down2ide with her i2 her claw weapon2 pretty 2ure that 2he doe2n’t take tho2e off even when having 2ex.. #n2fw
8=l < Yes 8=l < Do you do this with everyone
Well II mean you do a lot of hunting 2o II ’m not 2urpri2ed.
Look II have a lot of good looking friend2. II 2 it wrong that over the period of time II 2pent with all of them, that II noticed 2ome thing2? II ’m a 2imple being, with 2imple curio2itie2.
8=l < Goodness
the claws arent a DownsiDe if you aint a cowarD :oP
Woah, are you getting mad at me noticing everyone and if they had a nice 2et of tit2 or a22?
Oh II ju2t figured you might be becau2e of you cu22ing. But yeah II noticed everyone. II t’2 hard not to when your 2urrounded with fucking hot being2 left and right.
Who to talk about next..? AA ha2 a nice 2et of tit2. 2he could 2mother me with them anyway though iiknow 2he won’t. Only down2ide i2 her curio2ity 2till get2 her in trouble. #n2fw
:33 < she is rafurr purrious huh? :33 < doesn't she knyow that one saying?