Eridan "FIIR2T HALF" Ampora
@caligulasArmageddons
The betta half of @twinAquariums. Previously Erisolsprite. Earth C inhabitant.
Sollux's shit aside hello chittr I'm one of a million fuckin eridans Used to just be erisolsprite but the game decided to separate and dump our freak asses in earth c post game so noww here wwe are figurin out howw tae be people again. #intro
Amazin wwhat a nerdy goldblood wwith a duality fetish can do tae cure your castism but it only wworks if you shut the fuck up for like fivve minutes
♤♡ @twwiinAquariums
B33 < nyathing but respect fur this h33h33
WWoww I forgot wwhat a ragin bitch I used tae be I'm so glad kanaya killed me net positivve outcome #dashcommentary
You never really 22pped, you ju2t changed 2ubject2.
Not iin a bad way ed. Liike II am an a22hole but you diint dii2liike me. You’re that kiind of ragiing biitch. You changed diirectiion 2 bee a beetter type. You fiight for u2 iin2tead iif agaiin2t.
And I can tell just wwhat you wwant You don't wwant tae be alone You don't wwant tae be alone And I can say it's wwhat you knoww But you'vve knowwn it the wwhole time Yeah, you'vve knowwn it the wwhole time. #lyricpostin
Apparently he couldn't handle the fuckin heat lmao "blood emperor" can you fuckin believve howw cringe #directposting
Yeah he really diidnt need to do all that.
YOU LITERALLY BLOCKED ME SO I COULDN'T REPLY.
OH BUT IT SEEMS I'M UNBLOCKED NOW. SECOND THOUGHTS?
...OKAY WELL NOW I'M THINKING SOMETHING BRIEFLY FUCKED UP IN THE SITE BACKEND BECAUSE I DEFINITELY DO NOT GIVE ENOUGH OF A SHIT ABOUT YOU TO BLOCK YOU.
People wwho tell people tae cull themselvves don't get tae complain aboat hashtags by the wway. #cww-suicide-baitin
Do you thiink he2 reliized ii wa2 the only one to block hiim and that any ii22ue2 he had textiing you wa2 becau2e iit wa2 on my chiit?
WWhy the fuck are all the other eridans so fuckin wweird
I'm not
Oh damn you actually wwent for it that's awwesome
Livve laugh carp
Sol is fightin for his life wwith chittr setup it's fuckin hilarious to wwatch.
Fuckiing 2hut up. IIt wa2 actiing up and rever2iing everythiing ii diid.
Sollux's shit aside hello chittr I'm one of a million fuckin eridans Used to just be erisolsprite but the game decided to separate and dump our freak asses in earth c post game so noww here wwe are figurin out howw tae be people again. #intro
8=l < That sounds so unfortunate 8=l < Good luck in your endeavors
8=l < Captor you missed the clopportunity to call yourself the second half
It's wwhatevver at least wwe're alivve n not chainsawwed in half
8=l < That is rather specific
8=l < That w001d e%plain it 8=l < You have my condolences
Damn. Thought you were a hybrid-blood too for a second. Guess we can't all be that cool though.
Also it's fuckin dumb tae talk aboat asses wwhen THIGHS ARE RIGHT THERE, SOL. #nsfww #directposting
Kar has awwful taste and wwe both knoww it he picked a fuckin human
Ass runs 90 percent of the show, thighs have some practical usage pillow wise, 8ut the ass can make an outfit. No shade to thigh squish from thigh highs tho, thats valid.
You'vve clearly nevver fucked a pair o soft thighs then #nsfww
ITs the sort of V or "Whale tail" poking over the 8ackend of the pants from one's underwear. Smh, leave it to high society to not truly 8e cultured.
WWhy the fuck wwould anyone wwear pants that showw their underwwear and wwhat the fuck does that havve tae do wwith eridans
Sol betta naut be still talkin aboat ass #nsfww #directposting
is talkin bout ass a probleM?
Oh II talked about your a22.
oh right i forgot every version of you two hate each other haha
WWe used to be one fuckin guy I knoww him betta then his fuckin lusus did