Eridan "FIIR2T HALF" Ampora
@caligulasArmageddons
The betta half of @twinAquariums. Previously Erisolsprite. Earth C inhabitant.
Also it's fuckin dumb tae talk aboat asses wwhen THIGHS ARE RIGHT THERE, SOL. #nsfww #directposting
Ass runs 90 percent of the show, thighs have some practical usage pillow wise, 8ut the ass can make an outfit. No shade to thigh squish from thigh highs tho, thats valid.
You'vve clearly nevver fucked a pair o soft thighs then #nsfww
ITs the sort of V or "Whale tail" poking over the 8ackend of the pants from one's underwear. Smh, leave it to high society to not truly 8e cultured.
WWhy the fuck wwould anyone wwear pants that showw their underwwear and wwhat the fuck does that havve tae do wwith eridans
Did somet)(ing )(appen w)(ile I was busea? 38?
Most humans have ClassPects right? Wonder what mine is. ⋆˚✿˖°
Apparently he couldn't handle the fuckin heat lmao "blood emperor" can you fuckin believve howw cringe #directposting
YOU LITERALLY BLOCKED ME SO I COULDN'T REPLY.
...OKAY WELL NOW I'M THINKING SOMETHING BRIEFLY FUCKED UP IN THE SITE BACKEND BECAUSE I DEFINITELY DO NOT GIVE ENOUGH OF A SHIT ABOUT YOU TO BLOCK YOU.
People wwho tell people tae cull themselvves don't get tae complain aboat hashtags by the wway. #cww-suicide-baitin
Do you thiink he2 reliized ii wa2 the only one to block hiim and that any ii22ue2 he had textiing you wa2 becau2e iit wa2 on my chiit?
WWhy the fuck are all the other eridans so fuckin wweird
I'm not
Oh damn you actually wwent for it that's awwesome
Hmm, ii thiink Gamzee Makara ii2 the next one iill talk about. He ha2 a niice a22 but al2o a niice 2et of tiit2. Liike iif you liike 2oft mu2cul then he2 your choiice. Problem2 are to long of a li2t wiith hiim. Fiigure iit out for your2elf. #n2fw
CAN YOU PLEASE TAG THIS SHIT? IT DOESN'T STOP BEING #NSFW IF YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE DANCING AROUND THE WORD SEX. YOU'RE LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE'S RACK, DUDE.
DO NOT GIVE ME THAT FUCKING SHIT. IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE TAKING A MEDICULLERS CLASS HERE, HE'S CLEARLY TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL INTEREST. SO DON'T TRY AND PLAY COY WITH ME, ROLLING UP WITH 'PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY'. WE *KNOW* WHAT HE'S DOING. *YOU* KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING!
At wworst he'd need a #suggestivve tag he's not evven going into detail about it
If you're an emperor wwhy do you havve so much time tae be scrollin and complainin on chittr? Shouldn't you be wworryin aboat your slavve labor prisons or somefin?
Sol is fightin for his life wwith chittr setup it's fuckin hilarious to wwatch.
Fuckiing 2hut up. IIt wa2 actiing up and rever2iing everythiing ii diid.
Sollux's shit aside hello chittr I'm one of a million fuckin eridans Used to just be erisolsprite but the game decided to separate and dump our freak asses in earth c post game so noww here wwe are figurin out howw tae be people again. #intro
8=l < That sounds so unfortunate 8=l < Good luck in your endeavors
It's wwhatevver at least wwe're alivve n not chainsawwed in half
8=l < That is rather specific
Damn. Thought you were a hybrid-blood too for a second. Guess we can't all be that cool though.