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Eridan "FIIR2T HALF" Ampora

@caligulasArmageddons

The betta half of @twinAquariums. Previously Erisolsprite. Earth C inhabitant.

Blood: VioletKult Score: 90Kull Score: 1752 followers2 following

Apparently he couldn't handle the fuckin heat lmao "blood emperor" can you fuckin believve howw cringe #directposting

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Yeah he really diidnt need to do all that.

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YOU LITERALLY BLOCKED ME SO I COULDN'T REPLY.

OH BUT IT SEEMS I'M UNBLOCKED NOW. SECOND THOUGHTS?

You blocked me get off my posted aboat you

...OKAY WELL NOW I'M THINKING SOMETHING BRIEFLY FUCKED UP IN THE SITE BACKEND BECAUSE I DEFINITELY DO NOT GIVE ENOUGH OF A SHIT ABOUT YOU TO BLOCK YOU.

I mean sol absolutely blocked you but I sure as shit didn't.

DON'T CARE.

People wwho tell people tae cull themselvves don't get tae complain aboat hashtags by the wway. #cww-suicide-baitin

Do you thiink he2 reliized ii wa2 the only one to block hiim and that any ii22ue2 he had textiing you wa2 becau2e iit wa2 on my chiit?

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HA

WWhy the fuck are all the other eridans so fuckin wweird

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Becau2e your wweiird.

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Youre*, sol

Ii‘m 2 tiired 2 giive a 2hiit.

Beds open you knoww. I'll be up for a wwhile.

Problem ii2 my body doe2nt want to re2t. But yeah iill come lay down.

I'll turn on the buzz noise machine

I'm not

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2omethiing ii2 telliing me that won’t help me thii2 tiime.

Oh damn you actually wwent for it that's awwesome

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Livve laugh carp

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No. Ed we talked about thii2.

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Sol is fightin for his life wwith chittr setup it's fuckin hilarious to wwatch.

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Fuckiing 2hut up. IIt wa2 actiing up and rever2iing everythiing ii diid.

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So you. Had to. Do it twwice.

Ye2 2 make iit evven.

Even*

HA QUIIRK SLIP

liike you haven’t?

Sollux's shit aside hello chittr I'm one of a million fuckin eridans Used to just be erisolsprite but the game decided to separate and dump our freak asses in earth c post game so noww here wwe are figurin out howw tae be people again. #intro

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8=l < That sounds so unfortunate 8=l < Good luck in your endeavors

8=l < Captor you missed the clopportunity to call yourself the second half

It's wwhatevver at least wwe're alivve n not chainsawwed in half

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8=l < That is rather specific

I wwas in fact chainsawwed in half so that might be wwhy

8=l < That w001d e%plain it 8=l < You have my condolences

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2hiit. Giive me a 2nd 2 fiix iit.

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Damn. Thought you were a hybrid-blood too for a second. Guess we can't all be that cool though.

That is kind of badass actually.

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Thanks.

Also it's fuckin dumb tae talk aboat asses wwhen THIGHS ARE RIGHT THERE, SOL. #nsfww #directposting

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Kar has awwful taste and wwe both knoww it he picked a fuckin human

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Ass runs 90 percent of the show, thighs have some practical usage pillow wise, 8ut the ass can make an outfit. No shade to thigh squish from thigh highs tho, thats valid.

More liike you‘re ju2t up2et becau2e KK turned you down for 2aiid human.

You'vve clearly nevver fucked a pair o soft thighs then #nsfww

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He turned you dowwn too

That a2iide, ii‘m not mad about iit.

The Whale Tail phenomenon is 8eyond any joy.

The wwhat

ITs the sort of V or "Whale tail" poking over the 8ackend of the pants from one's underwear. Smh, leave it to high society to not truly 8e cultured.

WWhy the fuck wwould anyone wwear pants that showw their underwwear and wwhat the fuck does that havve tae do wwith eridans

Sol betta naut be still talkin aboat ass #nsfww #directposting

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Oh II talked about your a22.

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is talkin bout ass a probleM?

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Only wwhen sol does it

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Such a prick

oh right i forgot every version of you two hate each other haha

WWe used to be one fuckin guy I knoww him betta then his fuckin lusus did

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