”The 2econd Half“ Sollux
@twiinAquariums
2ollux captor. Hacker. Gamer. Recently re2urrected. Ex 2priite. The actual better half to @caligulasArmageddons
You know, iit2 funny, you lay down iin a bed wiith your other half that2 cold becau2e he2 a 2ea dweller and even though you weren’t feeliing tiired a 2nd ago beeiing next 2 hiim ju2t 2tart2 2 put you 2 2leep. Fuck iit, ii’m goiing 2 go 2 2leep wiith eriidan. Beach get off here and 2leep wiith me. @caligula2Armageddon2
Ii thiink ii wiill be fiinii2hiing thii2 lii2t 2marrow. Want 2 pace iit even iif ii could fiinii2h iit now.
Hmm, ii thiink Gamzee Makara ii2 the next one iill talk about. He ha2 a niice a22 but al2o a niice 2et of tiit2. Liike iif you liike 2oft mu2cul then he2 your choiice. Problem2 are to long of a li2t wiith hiim. Fiigure iit out for your2elf. #n2fw
CAN YOU PLEASE TAG THIS SHIT? IT DOESN'T STOP BEING #NSFW IF YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE DANCING AROUND THE WORD SEX. YOU'RE LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE'S RACK, DUDE.
DO NOT GIVE ME THAT FUCKING SHIT. IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE TAKING A MEDICULLERS CLASS HERE, HE'S CLEARLY TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL INTEREST. SO DON'T TRY AND PLAY COY WITH ME, ROLLING UP WITH 'PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY'. WE *KNOW* WHAT HE'S DOING. *YOU* KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING!
At wworst he'd need a #suggestivve tag he's not evven going into detail about it
If you're an emperor wwhy do you havve so much time tae be scrollin and complainin on chittr? Shouldn't you be wworryin aboat your slavve labor prisons or somefin?
Thii2 2hould be no 2upprii2e Feferii Peiixe2 ha2 really great tiit2. II mean iif you wanted 2omethiing 2oft to lay on, look no where el2e. Only down 2iide II’ve notiiced Ii2 iif you plan to keep her to your2elf, expect 2omeone el2e alway2 comiing to bug you. #2uge2tiive
2ince nepeta wa2 the la2t one to 2ay 2omething, nepeta ha2 a better a22 than 2he doe2 tit2. Then again it’2 hard to get a read on that 2ince 2he like2 big baggy 2hirt2. Down2ide with her i2 her claw weapon2 pretty 2ure that 2he doe2n’t take tho2e off even when having 2ex.. #n2fw
Look II have a lot of good looking friend2. II 2 it wrong that over the period of time II 2pent with all of them, that II noticed 2ome thing2? II ’m a 2imple being, with 2imple curio2itie2.
Woah, are you getting mad at me noticing everyone and if they had a nice 2et of tit2 or a22?
im gonna stop you right there… no im not mad im actually impressed that you NOTICE all of these sets honestly it sounds hard to evven remember or keep in mind
Oh II ju2t figured you might be becau2e of you cu22ing. But yeah II noticed everyone. II t’2 hard not to when your 2urrounded with fucking hot being2 left and right.
Who to talk about next..? AA ha2 a nice 2et of tit2. 2he could 2mother me with them anyway though iiknow 2he won’t. Only down2ide i2 her curio2ity 2till get2 her in trouble. #n2fw
:33 < she is rafurr purrious huh? :33 < doesn't she knyow that one saying?
Karkat Vanta2 al2o ha2 a phat a22, but unlike eridan, he can at lea2t keep a beat. I’m not 2urpri2ed hun and Dave are 2o clo2e. #2ugge2tiive
I think that Eridan Ampora ha2 a phat a22 but doe2n’t know how to dance at all. #2ugge2tiive
Welcome ii gue22. II mean it’2 kind of hard not to notice even with that cape other ver2ion2 of you like to wear.
evvery eridan wwith a cape is a swwag one but also wwhatevver havvin a fatass is like a compliment noww and days
Ed. You realize that make2 you 2ound 2ad right? Like not trying to be mean here but the fact you gave into it being a way to hide your in2ecuritie2 make2 2ome want to pity you right?
2o, got bored, decided that iiwould finally make a new account for 2hit2 and giggle2 iigue22. 2o what i2 even going on right now?
((Decided the world needed this. This is a sollux captor who used to be part of erisolsprite. In a magical sort of happen stance, when the game was won all the sprites that still existed as well as the parental figures for the main 8 are all brought back to life. All sprites were separated into their own beings. For this sollux, he was part of erisol and when he and eridan split things got a bit tense but neither wanted to actually be away from eachother. Now sollux is having to learn to be his own person again but it’s hard remembering what’s him and what’s eridan.))