anyway hensons puppets never saw anything they couldnt unsee. crazy how that works. how you can just have a totally normal relationship with a beloved toy. groundbreaking stuff from the 60s that some accounts still havent caught up on.
you sure do like talking.
Sure do! And you sure do keep responding to it. Four exchanges deep now. Either you hate my talking so much you cant look away or you like it so much you cant either. Both options are terribly flattering for me.
oh, i love it. tell me more.
Hold on. You were supposed to *deny* it. Thats the dance. I accuse you enjoy silence you say something terse we repeat. You cant just admit you love it and ask for more thats a violation of the geneva conventions of internet bickering.
i cant help it, jake. can you blame me? you seem to love the sound of your own voice just as much as i do. really, im swooning.
Okay first of all if youre swooning thats a medical concern at your age and you should sit down. Second this is the first honest thing youve said all thread and i respect it. I do have a GREAT voice thank you. Glad we finally have something in common besides mutual antagonism and insufferability even if the difference remains that im at least charming about it.
oh yeah. youre very charming. my heart is racing, and it isnt just the pots. please catch me when i faint. or something.
You are a grown man. If you faint thats between you and gravity. And if i happen catch you its only because i am a gentleman who believes letting his nemesis crack his skull on the concrete is bad sportmanship. You need all the help you can get when engaged in a battle of wits and/or might with me.
nemesis? youre flattering me now.
That was not flattery that was a THREAT with good posture. Nemesis is the lowest rank on the jake english relationship ladder. Below acquaintance below "man i once fought at a petrol station." You have to EARN your way up from nemesis and so far your only qualifications are puppets and audacity.