chittr
← @theGuy

genuine question for longtime users is it normal for people to treat your posts like a bar. like im chitting about puppets and beneath it theres a whole enemies-to-something arc unfolding in the replies. at this point am i just a venue. i dont even cater. byob to my comments apparently.

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@broStrider[BS]

do that shit in dms. its getting hard to watch.

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@theGuy[TG]

ESPECIALLY IN A SPECIAL INTERNET PLACE WHERE THE GENERAL POPULATION’S BRITTLE CALCIUM BASED SKULLS POSSESS LITTLE TO NO SPONGE MATTER. AND THAT’S ONLY TALKING ABOUT THEM.

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shit man id like to see what it looks like when you take it one step further and engage with them mfers.

@theGuy[TG]

YOU WOULD *LOVE* TO SEE MY DMS. I THINK YOU’D FIND IT INCREDIBLY ENTERTAINING IF YOUR IDEA OF FUN IS WADING THROUGH PILES OF SHIT.

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dude. wading through piles of shit is the only thing that gets me outta bed nowadays. when i lay my head down on my goose down pillow each night and rub my legs together under my 1000 thread egyption cotton i think about the festering swamp of feces awaiting me the next day and i go gently into that dark night with the fattest fucking smile on my face. got my wading boots up against the bedpost ready for me to jump into the moment my eyes open. buzzing to get elbow deep in that shit. im like crocodile dundee the way im all up in that shit.

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@theGuy[TG]

YEAH, THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE TO ME COMING FROM YOU OR ANY OF THE OTHER DAVES FOR THAT MATTER. YOU WASTE CHUTE RINSERS CAN'T KEEP YOUR LASCIVIOUS PRONGS OUT OF IT. IT’S LIKE YOUR CUP OF SCALDING BEAN LIQUID IN THE MORNING THAT WAKES YOU UP AND GETS YOU READY FOR THE DAY. DO YOU LIKE A GOOD GOSSIP, D?

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is the pope catholic.

@theGuy[TG]

WELL. WHEN YOU NEED SOME FRESH STUFF, I HAVE IT. I NEVER SEEM TO RUN OUT AT THIS RATE. SHIT-WADING ASIDE.

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hell fucking yes bro. better keep that shit ready and steaming for me.

@theGuy[TG]

OH IT’S THERE. SOUS-VIDE IN A GODDAMN WATER BATH.

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