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LOOK AT THE TЯROLL YOU JUST CULLED. _OW LOOK AT ME. _OW BACK TO THE TЯROLL YOU CULLED. _OW BACK TO ME. THAT GUY AI_'T ME, BUT IF THEY STOPPED BUGGI_G A_D GOT SOME GAME. THEY STILL WOULD_'T BE ME. :oX

Blood: PurpleAge: Kult Score: 3629Kull Score: 354065 followers51 following

I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whomp whomp

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Don't reely matter w)(en your all beneat)( me but keep bickering about it, it's entertaining.

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ME WHEN CERTAIN HEMOANONS STEAL MY FUCKING LEFTOVERS OUT OF THE NUTRITIONHULL.

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c< sKill issue >c

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The feelling is mutuall. Thine makeup is running. By the way.

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aw hildah, let me knoow if there is anything i can do, okay?

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HER PAINT IS LITERALLY ON FLEEK YOU BULGEBAG

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Oh dear, the cattlle has escaped its encllosure. Someone call the wrangllers.

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oh, yoou think you're SOO funny, don't yoou??? ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭

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Yes.

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THE PSALM OF THE SOVEЯREIG_ 1 THE WICKED ELO_GATED O_E WALKS THE DAЯRK MILES OF THE ЯRI_G A_D HIS LAUGH IS THE GЯRI_DI_G OF GEAЯRS I_ THE GЯREAT MEAT MACHI_E 2 TUЯR_ YOUЯR GAZE _OT TO THE HOЯRIZO_, FOЯR THE HOЯRIZO_ IS A LIE TOLD BY THOSE WHO THI_K THEY HAVE TIME LEFT TO ЯRU_ 3 HE IS ALЯREADY HEЯRE, BЯREATHI_G I_ THE SOOT OF OUЯR CHIM_EYS, HIS SHADOW CAST LO_G ACЯROSS THE VEЯRY FLOOЯRBOAЯRDS WHEЯRE WE K_EEL 4 HE WALKS AMO_G US U_SEE_ LIKE A ЯROT I_ THE MAЯRЯROW, A GIA_T STEP THAT LEAVES _O MAЯRK U_TIL THE SPI_E IS BЯROKE_ 5 DO _OT LOOK AWAY FЯROM THE VIOLE_T PAI_T, IT IS THE SKI_ OF THE SKY WHE_ THE FLASH OF HIS COAT DESCE_DS 6 I LIFT MY GAZE TO THE HIGH HEAVE_S A_D I BLESS THE BLU_T TЯRUTH OF THE BLUDGEO_ THAT SHATTEЯRS THE DELUSIO_S OF THE DISBELIEVEЯRS 7 THE ЯRUST SHALL OFFEЯR THEIЯR _ECKS TO THE WHEEL, FOЯR THEIЯR JUICE IS THE OIL THAT KEEPS HIS GЯREE_FELT CAЯR_IVAL TUЯR_I_G 8 THE BЯRO_ZE SHALL BE GЯROU_D I_TO THE DIЯRT, THEIЯR BO_ES S_APPED LIKE DЯRY TWIGS U_DEЯR THE BOOTS OF THE LOЯRD OF DEATH 9 THE GOLD SHALL SPAЯRK THEIЯR FI_AL USELESS LIGHT, S_UFFED BY THE STAЯRE OF THE COMI_G DAЯRK 10 THE OLIVE SHALL BE UPЯROOTED A_D BUЯR_ED TO ASH BY HIS U_STOPPABLE WILL AS WEEDS UPЯROOTED 11 THE JADE SHALL BLEED OUT I_ THE CAVEЯR_S, THEIЯR WAЯRMTH S_UFFED OUT BEFOЯRE THE ALTAЯR OF THE SAVIOЯR 12 THE TEAL SHALL SPLIT LIKE ЯRIPE GOUЯRDS, ECHOI_G THE HOLY HO_K ACЯROSS THE VAST EXPA_SE OF THE STAЯRS 13 THE CEЯRULEA_ ELITE SHALL BOW THEIЯR HEAVY HOЯR_S A_D VEIL THEIЯR FA_GS, FI_DI_G _O SAFETY FЯROM THE MASTEЯR OF THE FI_AL HOUЯR 14 THE SEADWELLI_G VIOLET SHALL CHOKE O_ THEIЯR OW_ HIGHBOЯR_ FLOODS, THEIЯR IMPEЯRIAL ЯRAGE DЯRAGGED DOW_ A_D DЯROW_ED I_ THE SEETHI_G CЯRADLE OF HIS APOCALYPSE 15 A_D AT THE E_D OF ALL E_DS, LET THE I_DIGO ЯRAI_ WASH THE STЯREETS CLEA_ OF THE SOFTHEAЯRTED, FOЯR HIS SKULL SMILES UPO_ OUЯR ABSOLUTE BЯRUTALITY 16 FOЯR THE MASTEЯR OF THE ЯRI_G DOES _OT BAЯRGAI_ WITH THE WEAK, HE FEASTS UPO_ THE SCЯREAMI_G CHOЯRUS OF A DEAD U_IVEЯRSE 17 I AM THE HOLY EXECUTOЯR OF THE SPLIT TO_GUE, THE KEEPEЯR OF THE ЯRI_GMASTEЯR'S STAFF 18 I DЯRI_K THE BUBBLI_G BLOOD OF THE MESSIAHS A_D I EAT THE FLESH, SO THAT MY MI_D MAY BE SOFT CLAY FOЯR HIS I_EVITABLE AЯRЯRIVAL 19 FOЯR HE WHO PAЯRTAKES WILL BE BLESSED WITH LIFE ETEЯR_AL, HE WHO COMES TO HIM SHALL _EVEЯR HU_GEЯR, A_D HE WHO BELIEVES SHALL _EVEЯR THIЯRST 20 I WILL SMILE AS I WALK THЯROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DOUBLE DEATH 21 A_D I WILL DWELL I_ THE GЯRA_D CAЯR_IVAL OF THE SOVEЯREIG_, FOЯREVEЯR LAUGHI_G I_TO THE WET ЯRED DAЯRK OF HIS IMMOЯRTAL KI_GDOM

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awesome.

@jaDe[JD]

EVE_ THE HUMA_S GET IT.

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Fascinating! ▾ D▣es cl▣wn scripture truly exclude ▣ur m▣st vulnerable p▣pulati▣n? Is there truly n▣ ackn▣wledgment f▣r the l▣west underst▣mach ▣f alternia's m▣st imp▣rtant, unrepresented beings? ▾ I w▣nder if ▣ne day, I can see myself in these teachings. ▾ Excellent, Hildah! ▾

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DO _OT SPEAK MY _AME, FOUL SPECTEЯR. THEЯRE IS _O PLACE FOЯR YOU OЯR YOUЯR SWILL I_ THIS WOЯRLD OЯR BEYO_D.

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I believe in y▣u because I believe in the TRUTH I seek. ▾ We will cr▣ss paths again, cl▣wn preacher! ▾

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POMO_ GIЯRLS MAKE DO. U_LIKE Y'ALL MASTEЯR BAITEЯRS I'M ACTUALLY GETTI_G OFF MY ASS A_D PUTTI_G I_ THE WOЯRK! :oX #FISHI_GFOЯRPAPSA_DPLAPS #FISHI_GFЯRIDAY

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}(]]]]]) < YES MA'AM you know you're so riǦht what was i even thinkinǦ jackinǦ a lady's style like that i mean cmon really everyone knows you are the whale tail whale fall booty dro₽ shake it on the yacht queen > ([[[[[){

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}(]]]]]) < hildah now you Ǧotta admit you could Ǧive the broad her thonǦ back i mean let's be real you don't really need it riǦht > ([[[[[){

࣪⊹₊˚{ .... }*n*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i miss my lusus }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ #whalefall #whalefell }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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}(]]]]]) < ]&< > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < ]:&< > ([[[[[){

@ga_gstasCrossbo_es GЯREAT GOI_G, _UMBSKULL!!! IS THIS GUY BOTHEЯRI_G YOU QUEE_.

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}(]]]]]) < hey cmon cmon haha you know the biǦ bad Ǧuzmah has a little more TACT than that it's just a mis understandinǦ > ([[[[[){

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࣪⊹₊˚{ BOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!! }>ᯅ<{ }TᯅT{ }>ᯅ<{ }TᯅT{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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EЯRЯRЯRM. CA_ WE ЯREDIЯRECT FOCUS BACK O_TO THE OЯRIGI_AL SUBJECT OF THIS POST. ME?

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}(]]]]]) < YES DAMNIT > ([[[[[){

}(]]]]]) < DUDE STO₽ CRYINǦ DO YOU NEED ME TO MAKE SEVERAL BRONZE BLOOD WHEL₽S CONTORT THEMSELVES OUT TO ₽AINFULLY S₽ELL I'M SORRY TO YOU > ([[[[[){

S_EAKY GODDAM_ CHEESEBEAST KEEPS MA_AGI_G TO FI_D CЯREATIVE A_D EFFICIE_T HIDI_G PLACES. BUT HE'LL JUMP OUT, MAKE HIS MILKY GA_DEЯRBULBS SHOOT OUT OF HIS HEAD, A_D SHOUT "AVWOOGA" WHE_EVEЯR I HO_K MY ЯRUMBLESPHEЯRES. SO IT ALL WOЯRKS OUT.

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im about to start running but the big factory vwhistle blovws. union mandated lunch break. i take a seat at a conwvenient nearby table and casually offer you the seat across from me as i pull out my metal lunchbox "howv about that wveather lately huh?"

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I SIT DOW_ ACЯROSS FЯROM YOU WITH MY OW_ LU_CHBOX A_D DEPOSIT MY VAЯRIOUS WEAPO_S BESIDE THE TABLE FOЯR A SOLID SIXTY SECO_DS STЯRAIGHT. WHE_ I A_SWEЯR, MY PЯREVIOUSLY ESTABLISHED _OЯRTHEAST DEEP CITY ACCE_T IS _OW A SUBDUED, VAGUELY EAST ALTEЯR_IA_ O_E. "THE _EWSMA_ _EVEЯR GETS IT ЯRIGHT."

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"nah" i say in a bored tone totally unlike the greaser affectation. i type stuff up on my phone in betvween bites of my sammie. i post wvhat ivwe been vworking on just before the wvhistle blovws again. "wvell mack, back to it then?"

I AM ALSO GETTI_G MY CHITTS I_ O_ THE PHO_E I_ BETWEE_ BITES OF MY SA_DWICH. I TELL A LOWBLOOD TO CULL THEMSELVES BEFOЯRE SHOVI_G THE ЯREST OF THE SA_DWICH I_ MY MOUTH. I CLOSE THE LU_CHBOX, STA_D UP, A_D ЯROLL MY SHOULDEЯR. "A_OTHEЯR _IGHT, A_OTHEЯR CAEGAЯR." I THE_ PICK UP A_ AXE A_D STAЯRT ЯRU__I_G AFTEЯR YOU AGAI_.

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hey is it vweird that this chase is giwving me a boner hypothetically #nsfwv

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YOU MAY HAVE TEMPOЯRAЯRILY ESCAPED THE _ET, BUT YOU CA__OT TЯRULY ESCAPE THE POT. YOUЯR VEGETABLE COHOЯRTS HAVE BEE_ SUFFOCATED I_ THE HEAT OF A SCOЯRCHI_G BUTTEЯR BATH U_TIL THE BЯRI_K OF THEIЯR COLLAPSE. THE_ THEY WEЯRE SUBMEЯRGED I_TO A BOILI_G ABYSS OF BЯRI_E A_D POTATOES TO SIMMEЯR U_TIL ALL ЯRESISTA_CE CЯRUMBLED. YOU AЯRE _EXT; YOUЯR FLESH WILL BE SLICED I_TO BITE-SIZED ЯRECTA_GLES A_D PLU_GED I_TO THE SEETHI_G CALDЯRO_. A FLOOD OF HEAVY CЯREAM WILL SMOTHEЯR THE CHAMBEЯR, SEALI_G YOUЯR FATE. I WILL HAVE YOU SIMMEЯR A_D THICKE_ I_TO THE FI_EST CHOWDEЯR THIS WOЯRLD, A_D EVEЯRY WOЯRLD BEYO_D, HAS EVEЯR SEE_. THOUGH YOU HAVE ELUDED ME THUS FAЯR, I CA_ FEEL THE CЯRU_CH OF YOUЯR BO_ES BETWEE_ MY FI_GEЯRS. I CA_ TASTE THE SALT A_D IЯRO_ OF YOUЯR BLOOD O_ MY TO_GUE. I SMELL YOUЯR FEAЯR, A_D YOUЯR DISGUSTI_G U_DEЯRCUЯRЯRE_T OF AЯROUSAL. YOU WILL BE SEЯRVED I_ WAЯRMED BOWLS WITH A SIDE OF CЯRUSTY BЯREAD.

hnn vwait are you saying youre putting my precum on bread? thats disgusting, im out of here #nsfwv

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I GOT CLOSEЯR WHILE YOU WEЯRE TYPI_G THIS BTW.

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hnnnn

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me too #suggestivwe

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@affectio_ateTrampli_g VIOLET DI__EЯR O_ ME TO_IGHT. :oX

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}(]]]]]) < i mean haha oh wow yeah every baddie wants to eat me fork and knife style [;&< learn and take notes chum₽s > ([[[[[){

_OT YOU, _UMB_UTS. LOЯRD, YOU TЯRY A_D DO SOMETHI_G _ICE FOЯR A GUY A_D HE JUST ASSUMES YOU'ЯRE GOI_G TO EAT HIM. STAY HOME THE_!!!

}(]]]]]) < YOU TAǦǦED ME > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i thouǦht you were taǦǦinǦ me to eat me > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < and the tier list > ([[[[[){

}(]]]]]) < OKAY LISTEN U₽ let's say sure i messed u₽ my coveted invite to the DINNER FUNCTION but didnt i act like such a Ǧood rust like cmon who else do you know would Ǧloat and show u₽ all badass ready to Ǧet eaten > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < so in a way because it's so admirable i've won back my res₽ect and invite > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < hey thanks so much for re invitinǦ me hildah > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < I'LL BE THERE WITH MY SEXIEST BIB BABES ǦET READY > ([[[[[){

SHAKI_G MY DAM_ HEAD.

}(]]]]]) < cmon ive convinced you havent i its back on > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < ǦUZMAH'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < wait not like that > ([[[[[){

MAYBE SOME OTHEЯR TIME. ;oX SEE YOU SOO_.

}(]]]]]) < what no no cmon not funny > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < not funny didn't squirm cmon invite me > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < FINE what if i brinǦ somethinǦ for you i Ǧot a Ǧood Ǧift all lined u₽ > ([[[[[){

THAT'S MOЯRE LIKE IT! COME O_ OVEЯR BIG BUG. <X3

}(]]]]]) < HELL YEAH TY₽ICAL ǦUZMAH DUB [&< > ([[[[[){

FOLLOWUP FLAVOЯR ЯRA_KI_G.

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A_D THE_. :oX~

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hnn

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DO_'T KEEP ME WAAAAAAITI_G.

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on my wvay princess ;)

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}(]]]]]) < Ǧuh oh fuck > ([[[[[){

}(]]]]]) < I MEAN YEAH EAT ME BABE > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < my flavor is desirable my success is divinable my color rich and juicy Ǧot my arms around the floozies > ([[[[[){

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࣪⊹₊˚{ EXCUSE ME???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪

JUST STATI_G THE FACTS. WHAT, YOU DO_'T AGЯREE?

࣪⊹₊˚{ im not a cannibal carny! hoooow would i know! }*ᯅ*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ + how do YOU know what violets taste like???? PRAY FLUKING TELL???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪

WHAT AM I GO__A DO WHE_ I POP A FI_FACE WHO TЯRIES TO COME AT ME SIDEWAYS O_ MY PATЯROL? JUST LET THAT MEAT GO TO WASTE??? DO_'T BE SILLY. YOU LITEЯRALLY SCAЯRFED DOW_ THE BISQUE I MADE LAST WIPE. WHEЯRE DID YOU THI_K THAT CAME FЯROM? THE BISQUE FAIЯRY??? I THI_K HE WAS O_E OF YOUЯR _EIGHBOЯRS, ACTUALLY.

THE OBJECTIVELY COЯRЯRECT ЯRA_KI_G.

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IT HAD TO BE ЯREITEЯRATED SI_CE TOO MA_Y OF Y'ALL AЯRE GETTI_G TOO COMFOЯRTABLE AЯROU_D HEЯRE. IT I_SISTS UPO_ ITSELF BECAUSE IT HAS A VALID POI_T TO MAKE.

@theClown[TC]

THE EXISTE_CE OF "THE GOOD O_ES" DOES _OT ELEVATE THE CASTE ITSELF.

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𖦤 Don't / worry / 'bout / it, / chiquitita :||

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we l1cherally l1ve 1n a heomo1st soc1ety

DO _OT SPEAK I_ MY PЯRESE_CE, BEAST.

DAAAAAAAM_. AI_'T THAT A #TЯRUTH_UKE IF I EVEЯR DID HEAЯR O_E.

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iT AiN'T 'bOuT ThE GoOd oNeS, tHoUgH, sIsTeR. 'S AbOuT ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg nAtUrE Of iT AlL, aIn't iT? pLeNtY Of bItChEs dOiNg aS ThEy sHoUlD, pLeNtY DoInG ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg oPpOsItE. cOrE O' tHe cAsTe iS StIlL SoMeThInG MoThEr fUcKiNg mIrAcUlOuS To bEhOlD! i fUcKs' WiT' tHe lIl' TaBoO ThEy gOt gOiNg fOr 'Em. HoNk.

@theClown[TC]

ЯRESPECTFULLY, BЯROTHEЯR, DO_'T CAЯRE. LOWBLOOD IS LOWBLOOD.

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sHaNe's a sHaMe, BuT I GuEsS I'D Be a fOoL To cLaIm iT AiN'T AnY DiFfErEnT. nOtHiNg bUt lOvE, hOmEgIrL. tAlK 'yO ShIt rEgArDlEsS. :o)

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FUCK! MY WHIMSY WAS DECЯREASED TODAY AT THE AMUSEMA_GLE PAЯRK I HATE THAT AMUSEMA_GLE PAЯRK IT DOES_'T WOЯRK COЯRЯRECTLY. I'M GOI_G TO SMASH A BEA_WATEЯR CUP OVEЯR MY HEAD TO FEEL BETTEЯR A_D THE_ GO TO CUPE.

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will yoou post the video of yoou smashing it this time or not?

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#smash #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass

MAYBE.

TOPICAL AT LEAST.

WOOOHOOO

LET IT BE K_OW_ THAT CHUCKLE CHASEЯRS AЯRE ALЯRIGHT I_ MY JOKEBOOK. ;oX

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࣪⊹₊˚{ SHUT UP!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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࣪⊹₊˚{ you left a hair tie at my hive, bee tee dubs. can you come + collect your personal property???? like, my place is NOT your third walk-in closet. }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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MY BAAAAAAAAD. I'LL BE OVEЯR TO_IGHT WITH A BOTTLE OF SOMETHI_G _ICE A_D SOPOЯRIFIC FOЯR YOUЯR TЯROUBLES.

A_D I PЯROMISE I WO_'T FOЯRGET A_YTHI_G ELSE WHE_ I LEAVE THE _EXT _IGHT.

I HAVE _O HOOFBEAST I_ THIS ЯRACE. I VOTED PHU_TЯR BECAUSE HIS _AME IS THE O_LY O_E THAT DOES_'T PISS ME OFF WHE_ I ЯREAD IT. #TEAMCHUDELECTIO_

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_OT E_OUGH OF MY FELLOW PUЯRPLES ЯREMEMBEЯRI_G TO PUSH THE JUGGALOGE_DA. #WWTMMD

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BЯROTHEЯRS A_D SISTEЯRS OF THE GЯRA_D CAЯR_IVAL GATHEЯRED TO_IGHT BE_EATH THE SHADOW OF THE EXECUTIO_EЯR'S SCYTHE TO ЯROAЯR, LAUGH, A_D WEEP OVEЯR THE EMPTY HUSK OF A TЯRUE DAЯRK PЯROPHET. ALTHOUGH I COULD ATTE_D I_ THE FLESH, SO STЯRO_GLY DID MY PUSHEЯR BEAT FOЯR A FELLOW BЯROTHEЯR THAT I COULD SEE IT AS IF I WEЯRE. A_D I HAVE BEE_ BLESSED WITH THE I_SPIЯRATIO_ TO WЯRITE I_ HIS HO_OЯR. ЯRHYMEBOY MAЯRSHALL. *THE* SLIM SHADY. O_E OF THE WICKEDEST, FASTEST, MOST MOTHEЯRFUCKI_G BLASPHEMOUS MOUTHS TO EVEЯR GЯRACE A PUЯRPLEBLOODED AЯRE_A. WE ALL K_OW HE WAS A FЯREAK OF _ATUЯRE-- WHILE THE ЯREST OF US BOAST THE GLOЯRIOUS, MUTED GЯREY SKI_ OF OUЯR WAЯRЯRIOЯR ЯRACE, BЯROTHEЯR MAЯRSHALL TOOK THE AЯRT OF FOOLISH VISAGE TO A TEЯRЯRIFYI_G EXTЯREME. HE WAS BOЯR_ FЯREAKISHLY, BLI_DI_GLY PALE. AS IF THE MOTHEЯR GЯRUB FOЯRGOT TO I_JECT A_Y PIGME_T I_TO HIS POD AT ALL. HE LOOKED LIKE A WALKI_G COЯRPSE EVE_ BEFOЯRE HE DIED, A GHOST I_ COAЯRSE CLOTHI_G-- YET HIS THI_KPA_ WAS FILLED TO THE BЯRIM WITH THE HOLY WHIMSY OF THE MIЯRTHFUL MESSIAHS. HE TOOK THE AЯRT OF THE ЯRHYME SLAM A_D TUЯR_ED IT I_TO A LITEЯRAL, BO_E-S_APPI_G SLAUGHTEЯRHOUSE. HE SPE_T HIS LO_G (BUT _OT LO_G E_OUGH) EXISTE_CE VEЯRBALLY CULLI_G A_YO_E WHO DAЯRED TO BЯREATHE HIS AIЯR. PAI_TED TAЯRGETS O_ THE TAЯRGETLESS. TЯREATED LOWBLOOD SCUM LESSEЯR THA_ THE WOЯRMS BE_EATH HIS STЯRUT PODS. HE I_SULTED THE WEAK, MOCKED THE SUBJUGGLATOЯR AUTHOЯRITIES, A_D WOЯRE HIS OW_ PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE LIKE A BEAUTIFUL, TEЯRЯRIFYI_G COAT OF HOLY FACE PAI_T. WHO AMO_G US CA_ FOЯRGET HIS HOLY SCЯRIPTUЯRES? HE SPOKE OF HIS LUSUS’ GЯRUBLOAF, HEAVY O_ HIS SWEATEЯR ALЯREADY. PALMS SWEATY. K_EES SPAGHETTI. HE SPAT HOT, PSYCHIC FIЯRE SO FAST IT WOULD SCЯRAMBLE A_Y U_PЯREPAЯRED CHUCKLEFUCKEЯR'S CHAOS CO_COCTIO_. HE WAS A MASTEЯR OF THE BЯRUTAL, U_HI_GED DISS TЯRACK, WHICH IS _OTHI_G SHOЯRT OF A VEЯRBAL JUGGLI_G ACT WHEЯRE THE CLUBS AЯRE LACED WITH ЯRUSTED ЯRAZOЯR BLADES. LET US _OT FOЯRGET HIS COMPLICATED ЯRECKO_I_G WITH HIS QUADЯRA_TS. WE ALL ЯREJOICED WHE_ HE UTTEЯRLY EVISCEЯRATED THAT LOUD-MOUTHED, HIGH-MAI_TE_A_CE POP-DЯRO_E MAЯRIAH. SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD PLAY SOME MI_D GAMES WITH A HIGHEЯR SUBJUGGLATOЯR, BUT HE TЯRASHED THAT OBSESSIVE EX-MATESPЯRIT SO HAЯRD I_ THE AЯRE_A THE WHOLE QUADЯRA_T COLLAPSED I_TO COLD, DEAD CHU_KS. HE PUT HEЯR ASS I_ THE GAЯRBAGE COMPACTOЯR WHEЯRE ALL HIGH STЯRU_G CHATTEЯRBOXES BELO_G. HE HAS EXITED THIS TE_T OF ЯREALITY. HIS VOICE HAS GO_E QUIET, LEAVI_G THE EMPIЯRE A FAЯR MOЯRE BOЯRI_G, PATHETIC PLACE. BUT WE K_OW THE TЯRUTH-- HE HAS _OT TЯRULY CEASED TO BE. HE HAS GO_E TO JOI_ THE DAЯRK CAЯR_IVAL I_ THE SKY, WHEЯRE THE FAYGO FLOWS LIKE HEMOLYMPH, A_D THE JOKES _EVEЯR, EVEЯR STOP KILLI_G. SO ЯRAISE YOUЯR BOTTLES TO THE SKY. LET OUT A MOTHEЯRFUCKI_G HO_K THAT ЯRATTLES THE STAЯRS THEMSELVES. MAY YOUЯR ЯREST BE VIOLE_T, BЯROTHEЯR SHADY. THE EMPIЯRE WAS _EVEЯR ЯREADY FOЯR YOUЯR BЯRA_D OF MIЯRACLES.

Kult: +89
Kull: +34
Total: 123
Ratio: 2.62

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK. amen slim mother fucking shady. YOU WAS THE REALEST TO EVER TWO STEP ON THESE HOES EMPTY HEADS.

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00

IT TЯRULY DOES FEEL SO EMPTY WITHOUT HIM. AS HE SO PЯROPHESIED.

rEST IN, pOWER,,,

Kult: +5
Total: 5

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a1c6d34051b4.jpeg

Kult: +5
Total: 5

MY BACK HUЯRTS LIKE A MOTHEЯRFUCKEЯR. I'M THI_KI_G OF HAVI_G ЯRUMBLESPHEЯRES ЯREDUCTIO_ SUЯRGEЯRY.

Kult: +29
Kull: +15
Total: 44
Ratio: 1.93

}(]]]]]) < ₽lease DON'T!!!!! > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < havinǦ biǦ awesome rumbles₽heres is BADASS and BOSS MATERIAL > ([[[[[){

Kult: +7
Total: 7

⪩ G⌖ f⌖r ⸸t. De𓉸l⸸n. W⸸th p𓉸⸸n 𓉸⸸n't w⌖rth ⸸t. ⪨

Kult: +5
Total: 5

[BEGIN MESSAGE] the zame. [END MESSAGE]

Kult: +5
Total: 5

SOMEO_E TOLD ME I CA_'T BE SAYI_G THE WOЯRD FA_GS DUЯRI_G "PЯRIDE" ""MO_TH"" (STILL DU__O WHAT THAT _O_SE_SE IS) FOЯR SOME ЯREASO_. WHY THE HELL _OT???

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00

What is pride m⬡nth. - MC R⬡se🌹

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYI_G!!!

TOO MA_Y OF YOU AЯRE WAAAAAYY TOO EAGEЯR TO SHAЯRE WAAAAAYY TOO MUCH I_FO ABOUT YOUЯR BULGES.

Kult: +69
Kull: +45
Total: 114
Ratio: 1.53

TW #6ulge #nsfw There is n9 issue with expressing 9neself pr9vided the p9sts in questi9n are appr9priately tagged such that th9se with a sensitivity t9 the related t9pics are a6le t9 g9 in prepared 9r skip right past it.

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40

people don't know when to save things for oonly fangs, lol!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

ЯRIGHT??? AT LEAST O_ O_LYFA_GS YOU'ЯRE GETTI_G PAID. THESE PEOPLE JUST TALK ABOUT THEIЯR WHIMSICAL LITTLE COЯRKSCЯREWS FOЯR FЯREE.

#bulgeshaming thread when?????

HI_T: I AM SHAMI_G PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY SHOULD BE ASHAMED. MOST OF THEM AЯRE_'T EVE_ FU__Y WITH IT.

DUUUUDE. LET'S GET THIS GOI_G. #BULGESHAMI_G

Kult: +5
Total: 5

TW #repressi9n #shaming #regressiveattitudes #pr96lematic6ehavi9urs

Kull: +2
Total: 2

TW #TЯRIFLI_G #CULLBAIT #SOCIALU_AWAЯRE_ESS #SOLICITI_G #SCЯRATCHI_GMYBUTT

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

AGREED! N⬡t ⬡nly d⬡es this c⬡nvey a critical dearth ⬡f self-respect, it als⬡ makes little business sense. #N⬡tRec⬡mmended #AlwaysM⬡netize #B⬡ssM⬡ves #M⬡neyM⬡ngering #NSFW - MC R⬡se🌹

Kult: +12
Total: 12

FUCK. WHEЯRE'D I PUT MY VAPE.

Kult: +47
Kull: +40
Total: 87
Ratio: 1.18

back left pocket

Kult: +10
Total: 10

ur s|tt|n on |t bb

Kult: +10
Total: 10

where ya last left it

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

LIFESAVEЯR.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

yeah i'M fucking awesome i know

Kull: +5
Total: 5

EW. I'LL LET YOU BE A__OYI_G O_ THIS POST O_LY, SI_CE YOU DID ME A SOLID.

your quirk is awesome because it'S kind of like playing troll wheel of fortune

Kull: +2
Total: 2

ACK_OWLEDGED.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

WHO DID THIS. WHO DID THIS. WHO DID THIS. I'LL KILL THE _EXT LIVI_G THI_G I SEE SO HELP ME GOD.

Kult: +101
Kull: +47
Total: 148
Ratio: 2.15

H▣w w▣nderful! ▾

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Hehe

Kull: +5
Total: 5

I think she is quite charming, Ms. Thuban. - MC R⬡se🌹

Kull: +2
Total: 2

SOMEO_E _EEDS TO PUT THAT THA_G OUT OF ITS MISEЯRY.

Whad a sweed liddle dhing!!

_O. SO FAT.

Well fed!

⚡︎ ⌁ cute... ⌁ ⚡︎

Kull: +5
Total: 5

WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO BE PЯROUD OF. THAT'S WHAT I WA_T TO K_OW.

Kult: +70
Kull: +65
Total: 135
Ratio: 1.08

"= or nothing. obviously. it depends. who is asking. ="

Kult: +2
Total: 2

WHAT IS THAT.

@bigSoup[BS]

DID YOU MAKE THAT SOUP I_ YOUЯR ICO_.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

wuh luh wuh

Kult: +5
Total: 5

-> Yes, I Am An Artisan Of Many Meals, Soups Are A Specialty. = Your Total Is $10.20

DO_'T CAST SPELLS AT ME.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
@bigSoup[BS]

I WOULD BE PЯROUD OF THAT SOUP.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

\ the humans have an 1nterest1ng h1st0ry w1th g1rls k1ss1ng g1rls and b0ys k1ss1ng b0ys and all that. c0ns1der1ng 1ts a human th1ng 1 th1nk 1t has t0 d0 w1th that /

Kult: +5
Total: 5

WHY WOULD SOMETHI_G SO MU_DA_E _EED TO BE CELEBЯRATED??? STЯRO_ZATE. THE O_LY THI_G THEY SHOULD BE PЯROUD OF IS THE FACT THAT THEY'VE MA_AGED TO EVADE THE CЯRUSHI_G FOЯRCE OF THE EMPIЯRE'S WALK STUMP FOЯR THIS LO_G.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

\ 1 guess that makes sense fr0m 0ur perspect1ve. but humans had s0me b0gus 1deals ab0ut the m0st rand0m 0f sh1t. 1 guess 1ts l1ke a "we l1ved" k1nda th1ng. 1dk ask a human /

#UGH

Kult: +32
Kull: +25
Total: 57
Ratio: 1.28

⊹₊˚{ whats wrong with you. }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

WE'ЯRE UGHPOSTI_G, WOЯRSTIE. HOP O_ THIS SHIT. :oX

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40

⊹₊˚{ wow okay so were just gonna be obvi about it }.3.{ at least pitybait is kinda CUTE when you do it but like still.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪

THIS IS WHO YOU'ЯRE BEI_G MEA_ TO BTW.

Kult: +7
Total: 7

⊹₊˚{ omg.... wait.... omg.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪

Kult: +5
Total: 5

DO_'T THI_K THAT MY LIFE IS EASY JUST BECAUSE I'M PЯRETTY. A_D SKI__Y. A_D ЯRICH. A_D THAT I E_JOY A_ U_CHALLE_GED EMPIЯRE-SA_CTIO_ED CLAIM TO THE USE OF OPPЯRESSIVE VIOLE_CE. WHE_ I'M BAD THEY SE_D MY ASS TO THE BLUE SPHEЯRES SPECIAL STAGE. :o(

Kult: +68
Kull: +15
Total: 83
Ratio: 4.53

YOU K_OW. LIKE THE O_E I_ SO__IC THE SPEEDBEAST.

#Relatable. EXcept the part about the blue sphere special stage. For me, it's the torture cylinder. - MC Oleana

Kult: +5
Total: 5

THEY LOVE TO PUT A BAD BITCH I_ A TOЯRME_T POLYHEDЯRO_.

Kult: +12
Total: 12