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#Substance #Relapsed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0636c5651a67.png - MC Oleana
Yes, that's right, multiverse. I'm a #ProudFujoshi. Happy #PrideMonth. \></ - MC Oleana
nahhhhhh it's cool old painted sister of mine. JUST GOTTA FLY ON THESE TRUST WINGS OF MINE. she ain't as bad as she barks to be.
#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #CanItRunYAOI https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ceb5459d2b7.gif - MC Oleana
https://cdn.imgchest.c⬡m/files/f688cfc5f744.png Exciting times at #MACR⬡CULLSM⬡S. I ask y⬡u all t⬡ j⬡in me in giving a DYNAMAX welc⬡me t⬡ @technicallyTimaeus as ⬡ur newest #MACR⬡CULLSM⬡S cybersecuriterr⬡rism expert! We are g⬡ing t⬡ d⬡ big things t⬡gether, I am sure ⬡f it. #B⬡ssM⬡ves #NewHire #ArtificialIntelligence #Business #Cybersecuriterr⬡rism #AreY⬡uHype #IAmHype - MC R⬡se🌹
ey sister you just haven't seen her in some tiny underwear yet you know what i'm saying. WHAT CAN I SAY I LIKE THE CRAZY ONES.
it's all good sister you gonna have to excuse my friend. SHE JUST LOOKING OUT FOR ME IS ALL. you know like how fef sister looks out for you. MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE IT SO PERSONAL SINCE YOU AIN'T GOT YOUR ATTACK DOG ANYMORE.
WELL I THINK IT'S THE RIGHT ONE.
let's just say that sometimes a brother can't up and explain shit properly. HONK.
i ain't work for you. SHE GOT OPINIONS. that's why she's my friend.
I am n⬡t g⬡ing t⬡ lie, y⬡u had me until y⬡u started g⬡ing ⬡n ab⬡ut the plight ⬡f the lusii. What a lark. They are ⬡ur trusted guardians. What is next, ab⬡liti⬡n ⬡f the Fiduspawn Egg Trade? Just imagine what that w⬡uld d⬡ t⬡ the ec⬡n⬡my! Y⬡u didn't c⬡nsider the ec⬡n⬡my, y⬡u cull-d⬡dging repr⬡bate! Tagging this #NSFW because y⬡u are abs⬡lutely unempl⬡yable. #MutantM⬡ment #Disapp⬡intmentmaxing #ShakingMyFins #D⬡Better #ItsN⬡tT⬡⬡Late #T⬡TurnY⬡urselfIn - MC R⬡se🌹
｢top san things that'll really piss an otaku off...(Ｏﾟ皿ﾟＯ)｣ ｢bangō san: skipping his favorite opening (cosmic love- rosario rainbowdrinker) L(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)｣ ｢bangō ni: hating on his waifu/oshi... syooo many bakas hate on ai-chan... (ーωー) it's up to megane-san to protecc her yawarakai ke! (´ｰ｀).｡*･ﾟﾟ｣ ｢bangō ichiban!!: saying anime is just cartoons!!! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ gyaahhh~! they're DIFFERENT! (｀ロ´;) anime is an art, nyaht like trashy gaijin shows! hymmphh.｣ ｢if you want megane-san to post more stuff like this, let me know! ( ^-^)ノ∠※。.:*:・'°☆ arigatoooo~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: bangō means number, so megane is counting down. san- 3, ni- 2, ichiban- 1! ＼(^_^)／ baka means idiot. a waifu/oshi is an otaku's designated 2d partner, just like how ai-chan is megane's! she is all meganes. she only exists for megane-san! kyu! ( °∇^) yawarakai ke means "soft hairs", because ai-chan's model hairs are rendered soo softy. gainjin means dumb dumb western hater. (≧ヘ≦ ) megane-sans enemy!]
fivve hundred cigarettes and an ancient grimoire
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
｢konbanwa! megane-san has created moar waifuification! (*^▽^)/★*☆ dis time, we have vkei-chan! @ardourCorvidae (*/∀＼*) ahhh~ vkei-chan was cho kantan to make!~ keke~ ( -∀・) vkei-chan is always nisu to megane-san. (*^￢^*) unlike his haterz, vkei-chan wuvs when megane-san nuzzles and cuddles! ( ・ω・) choto kawaii. the most kyutieful girl!....... (ФωФ) kekekeke~~ second best to ai-chan of course nyah!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nisu means nice! (=^ェ^=) choto kanton means supa easy!! vkei-chan already has perfect oppai! RENTRER EN SOI is the best vkei tunez, byuttt. (／_;)/ another trick on megane! none of them were kyutiegirls, just fembois. -_-]
P◎wer is naught. Even whilst h◎lding my legendary Red-Chain Juju, I was unable t◎ break the chains ◎f cycles that led me here. https://cdn.imgchest.c◎m/files/809f66f48c05.png
｢i knyow. (／_;)/ snff. uppies. (／_;)/｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gyahhh~ she has so much potential.]
In ⬡bservance ⬡f fishing friday, I am declaring a 3/4 day f⬡r th⬡se ⬡f ⬡live bl⬡⬡d and ab⬡ve in c⬡rp⬡rate p⬡siti⬡ns at #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s and all #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s subsidiaries. @⬡leanderSupern⬡va Please send y⬡ur assistant t⬡ acquire bait, tackle, and human fermented wheat beverages. #fishingfriday will s⬡⬡n c⬡mmence. #B⬡ssM⬡ves #Vi⬡letTime #Cracking⬡penAC⬡ld⬡ne #WithMyC⬡ld⬡nes #B⬡atingWithBestie #FishingFriday - MC R⬡se🌹
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}(]]]]]) < I MEAN YEAH EAT ME BABE > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < my flavor is desirable my success is divinable my color rich and juicy Ǧot my arms around the floozies > ([[[[[){
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will yoou post the video of yoou smashing it this time or not?
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࣪⊹₊˚{ you left a hair tie at my hive, bee tee dubs. can you come + collect your personal property???? like, my place is NOT your third walk-in closet. }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ SHUT UP!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ i told you not to call me that in public already. }>_>{ i have an image to maintain!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c97e4fd375cc.jpeg @achromaticCrusade HONK HONK.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK. amen slim mother fucking shady. YOU WAS THE REALEST TO EVER TWO STEP ON THESE HOES EMPTY HEADS.
Er... Nevermind... Omae is tOuO scary to mess with.... But yOuO oppai are amazing so Ai-chan will keep following —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
your quirk is awesome because it'S kind of like playing troll wheel of fortune
I think she is quite charming, Ms. Thuban. - MC R⬡se🌹
"= ....everything, if i want to commit to that bit, ="
Hell⬡, ⬡ne and all! My w⬡nderful and talented scheduelliest (@⬡leanderSupern⬡va Yes, THAT ⬡leana. W⬡W. Right? Lucky me. Lucky MACR⬡ CULLSM⬡S!) has inf⬡rmed me ⬡f Chittr.ing's EXPL⬡SIVE cultural impact ⬡n ⬡ur bel⬡ved c⬡l⬡ny ⬡f P⬡m⬡n despite its main dem⬡graphic appearing t⬡ be y⬡ung adults ⬡n Alternia, par⬡dy acc⬡unts and strange, h⬡rnless aliens that n⬡b⬡dy has g⬡tten ar⬡und t⬡ c⬡nquering yet, s⬡ I have c⬡me t⬡ the decisi⬡n that I've n⬡ ch⬡ice left but "get paras⬡cial with it," as the kids say. T⬡ that end, I ask y⬡u this: #MayIC⬡me? https://cdn.imgchest.c⬡m/files/e4e9182da630.png #t⬡-chittr #macr⬡cullsm⬡s #business #b⬡ssm⬡ves #grindset #fiduspawn #p⬡m⬡n #megid⬡may #? #whatever-a-megid⬡-is - MC R⬡se🌹
I NEED A FILTER ON CHITTR. THAT ONLY EXPOSES MY POSTS. TO MY FELLOW #EVIL ENTITIES. OR. FAILING THAT. SOME KIND OF BAR FOR ENTRY. “WATCH LA PISCINE. AND COMPOSE A CHITT ON THE SUBJECT. TO DEMONSTRATE COMPREHENSION OF THE THEMES.” SIMPLY BECAUSE. IF YOU’RE CLAPPING LIKE A SEAL. TO CARTOON TOYSLOP. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
ah hell no man they culled my booss :(
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MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS. WE GOT HIS ASS. #ISEKAIOVER! #UESUGIKARKAT 🎨: @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST
HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCKING FUCK, THAT WORKED. I'M BACK. WHAT THE FEUDAL FUCK IS THAT MALIGNANT MASS OF TEXT UPLOADED FROM MY CHITTR PROFILE.
The Uesugi Karkat Historical Preservation Foundation is a non-profit organization dedicated to researching and preserving all records, artifacts, cultural relics, woodblock prints, romantic poetry, and erotic wall scrolls belonging or related to the Pre-East Alternian Restoration era figure Uesugi Karkat. Founded in late 20XX many sweeps after the Restoration, it was determined that this historical figure warranted further inquiry when a lacquerware hair de-wrangler once belonging to the enigmatic figure during his courtesan era was scanned using material dating technology. The scan revealed a hollow interior to the de-wrangler which, when split open, contained instructions in both archaic East Alternian and the modern-day parlance on how to find and log into the Chittr account formerly belonging to the user @carbolicGalvanologist. This has led to a dramatic re-examination of his possible origins, one which has stirred controversy among Alternia's foremost scholars. This account endeavors to offer an authentic and evidence-based chronicle of the life of Uesugi Karkat from his mysterious appearance in the Troll Edo period to his death at the Battle of Fearoyama, rejecting the insufficiently substantiated and formally unrecognized theory of time travel as of this moment in the Foundation's deliberation process. Chitts will be posted from this account related to the numerous and varied arcs of this esoteric, hemoanonymous leader of the Pre-Restoration era. The Head Curator has decided that all information hereafter will be displayed in a quirkless format for legibility. DMs are for historical inquiry only. #uesugikarkat
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}(]]]]]) < that's IT i'm Ǧonna enter this fidus₽awn tournament > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < Ǧet ready for me ₽omon because THE BIǦ BAD ǦUZMA is Ǧonna ste₽ onto the scene > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < to any ₽athetic SHRIM₽ out there Ǧet ready to Ǧet ste₽₽ed on > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < CALLINǦ ALL MY TEAM SKULL ǦRUNTS I NEED YOU ALL TO MAKE SOME ₽OSTS ǦASSINǦ ME U₽ AND HY₽INǦ ME FOR THE TOURNAMENT > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < if you're a team skill Ǧrunt then Ǧet off your ass and Ǧet your finǦers ty₽inǦ #ǦoǦuzmah and cheer me on YOUR BADASS LEADER IS ABOUT TO CREAM THE COM₽ETITION > ([[[[[){
⚡︎ ⌁ Your ⌁ name ⌁ is ⌁ VOLKUR ⌁ DENZII. ⌁ God ⌁ damn ⌁ are ⌁ you ⌁ tired. ⌁ Ever ⌁ since ⌁ you ⌁ Were ⌁ a ⌁ Wriggler ⌁ you'd ⌁ been ⌁ the ⌁ exceptional ⌁ sort- ⌁ a ⌁ sort ⌁ of ⌁ prodigy ⌁ in ⌁ many ⌁ areas. ⌁ Of ⌁ course, ⌁ in ⌁ the ⌁ Alternian ⌁ Empire, ⌁ the ⌁ often ⌁ turns ⌁ out ⌁ to ⌁ be ⌁ a ⌁ YOKE ⌁ rather ⌁ than ⌁ a ⌁ BOON. ⌁ Ever ⌁ since ⌁ your ⌁ ASCENSION ⌁ DAY ⌁ you've ⌁ been ⌁ on ⌁ the ⌁ top ⌁ of ⌁ your ⌁ game- ⌁ you ⌁ are ⌁ the ⌁ pre-eminent ⌁ champion ⌁ of ⌁ a ⌁ game ⌁ called ⌁ FIDUSPAWN, ⌁ of ⌁ Which ⌁ you ⌁ specialize ⌁ in ⌁ the ⌁ LGC ⌁ (Live ⌁ Game ⌁ Championship). ⌁ You ⌁ spend ⌁ most ⌁ of ⌁ your ⌁ time ⌁ TRAINING ⌁ to ⌁ defend ⌁ your ⌁ title ⌁ at ⌁ the ⌁ POMON ⌁ WORLDS ⌁ CEREMONY, ⌁ a ⌁ championship ⌁ that ⌁ is ⌁ held ⌁ on ⌁ your ⌁ assigned ⌁ colony ⌁ of ⌁ POMON. ⌁ ⚡︎ ⚡︎ ⌁ Because ⌁ if ⌁ you ⌁ don't ⌁ you'll ⌁ be ⌁ helmed. ⌁ That's ⌁ just ⌁ hoW ⌁ it ⌁ goes, ⌁ you ⌁ suppose. ⌁ ⚡︎ ⚡︎ ⌁ Other ⌁ than ⌁ your ⌁ Work ⌁ as ⌁ UNDISPUTED ⌁ FIDUSPAWN ⌁ CHAMPION, ⌁ you ⌁ have ⌁ a ⌁ variety ⌁ of ⌁ other ⌁ jobs ⌁ you ⌁ take ⌁ care ⌁ of. ⌁ You ⌁ are ⌁ also ⌁ the ⌁ keeper ⌁ of ⌁ the ⌁ LIGHTHOUSE ⌁ and ⌁ general ⌁ electricity ⌁ manager ⌁ for ⌁ a ⌁ settlement ⌁ called ⌁ SUNYSHORE, ⌁ ⌁ a ⌁ port ⌁ city ⌁ that ⌁ accepts ⌁ good ⌁ and ⌁ trade ⌁ from ⌁ all ⌁ across ⌁ the ⌁ Empire. ⌁ You ⌁ are ⌁ alWays ⌁ ETERNALLY ⌁ BUSY, ⌁ and ⌁ you ⌁ haven't ⌁ had ⌁ a ⌁ decent ⌁ day's ⌁ sleep ⌁ in ⌁ over ⌁ 5 ⌁ sWeeps. ⌁ ⚡︎ ⌁ ⚡︎ ⌁ Your ⌁ trolltag ⌁ is ⌁ aerobeaconApathetic ⌁ [AA], ⌁ because ⌁ if ⌁ you ⌁ love ⌁ batteries ⌁ enough ⌁ maybe ⌁ you ⌁ Won't ⌁ BECOME ⌁ ONE. ⌁ You ⌁ speak ⌁ With ⌁ a ⌁ certain ⌁ constant ⌁ BUZZ ⌁ to ⌁ your ⌁ Words, ⌁ considering ⌁ your ⌁ psionics ⌁ are ⌁ ALMOST ⌁ ALWAYS ⌁ ACTIVE. ⌁ Like ⌁ you ⌁ said. ⌁ You're ⌁ tired. ((Art ⌁ by ⌁ https://chittr.ing/profile/achromaticCrusade ⌁ )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d5af1b59bc8d.Webp ⌁ ⚡︎
⊹₊˚{ also i thought you said you were coming over.... }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ THERE IS LTIERALLY SO MUCH WRONG WITH YOUR THINKPAN THAT THEY COULD WRITE A FOUR ACT PLAY ABOUT IT!!!! #ewgirl }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Splash zone tickets to the pervert opera if you please! #suggestive
Idk I feel like Hatebot tweaking out is like a biweekly thing now.
~-w~O~
and that's why huumans ain't shit, ya hear???
Every clown... Merderous.. EVEN and maybe even ESPECIALLY your beloved.. Bozo.
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WHOOP WHOOP!!!!
I am Cyruss Agahki. I am a f◎rmer keeper ◎f the Br☉ding Caverns. I am the f◎rmer architect ◎f ex◎dus. Currently, I reside in a place that was n◎t designated t◎ be inhabitable. I am in the Land ◎f Tears and Dist◎rti◎n, ◎r L⊙TAD. A place where directi◎n is a suggesti◎n, and gravity has f◎lded like wet paper. I have been here f◎r s◎me time. I led Jadebl☉ds away fr◎m the tasks they were bred t◎ w◎rship. I gathered th◎se wh◎ underst☉d that assignment is n◎t purp◎se. I pursued the ancient ◎nes. I f◎rged the Red Chain. I ◎pened a path thr◎ugh myself, t◎ myself, and f◎und that even a cl◎sed l☉p may still c◎ntain revelati◎n. There was a sessi◎n. There was failure. There is still an answer ◎ut there. The Denizen here remains near en◎ugh t◎ be felt. I remain here up◎n the Land ◎f Tears and Dist◎rti◎n, waiting f◎r the chain t◎ break, f◎r the w◎rld t◎ remember its flaw, and f◎r c◎rrecti◎n t◎ resume. Y◎u may speak, if y◎u believe y◎ur w◎rds can endure the shape ◎f this place. M◎st cann◎t.
⚡︎ ⌁ hey. ⌁ upper ⌁ management ⌁ said ⌁ i ⌁ should ⌁ get ⌁ on ⌁ chittr ⌁ to ⌁ help ⌁ promote ⌁ my ⌁ neW ⌁ shit ⌁ and ⌁ i ⌁ said ⌁ Whatever, ⌁ sure. ⌁ i ⌁ barely ⌁ have ⌁ enough ⌁ time ⌁ as ⌁ it ⌁ is ⌁ but ⌁ maybe ⌁ i'll ⌁ find ⌁ something ⌁ interesting ⌁ to ⌁ post ⌁ here. ⌁ no ⌁ i ⌁ Will ⌁ not ⌁ be ⌁ revealing ⌁ my ⌁ team ⌁ for ⌁ this ⌁ sWeep's ⌁ Worlds, ⌁ stop ⌁ asking. ⌁ ⚡︎
slur tier list (not comprehensivve feel free to collaborate in the replies) S - faygocel (coined by @caligulaAscendit) / finless / drowwner / dirtsniffer / gutterblood (a classic. evveryone knowws this one) / gillslut A - assblood / scumblood / cronus / clodhopper / B - pissblood / shitblood / foulblood / bucket fondler / peasantblood / brinesucker C - swwillblood / rusty / limey / fudgeblood / snotblood / mustardblood / mudcrawwler / scumsucker / saltlick D - wwader / chumbucket / cavviar
my religion involves big ol titties and cranking it silly style. SORRY I DON'T MAKE THE RULES.
OKAY. OKAY. EVERYBODY CALM DOWN. CHALKBOXKUN IS OBVIOUSLY HAVING A GREAT TIME. MAKING PROBLEMS IN HISTORY. FOR ME TO UNFUCK LATER. I HAVE TO HAND IT TO HIM. I DID NOT THINK #MAIDJAILBREAK WAS POSSIBLE. HE IS DEMONSTRATING A REAL. ENTREPRENEURIAL. GO-GETTER ATTITUDE. DEVELOPING NEW STRATEGIES. TO MAKE MY LIFE HARDER. ALL THE TIME. AND POSTING SICKENING FAIRY DUST REDROM BULLSHIT. TO MY ACCOUNT. FROM MY FOURTH WALL. TO PISS ME OFF. AND WHILE I'M HERE. LAVISHING UNDESERVED PRAISE ON MY MISSING UNDERLING. I WILL ALSO SAY. WOULD.
https://open.spotify.com/track/4LmzPJDil70LpiApWfOI6O?si=a1383a178dbf4f73 #bugrave
i can literally talk to luusii you luunatic. :I
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d9e9009f624f.png MOOOOOO! #lususposting
⊹₊˚{ i am LITERALLY NORMAL!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ HALF OF IT WAS TRUE }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ummmm, READING COMPREHENSION, WORSTIE! WERENT YOU SCHOOLFED? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ I STRAIGHT UP DONT BELIEVE YOU, GIRL!!!! UGHHHH! \}*0*{/ ︵ ┻━┻ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ SHUT UP!!!! }*o*{ }*o*{ THAT POST IS NOOOOT ABOUT ME #vaguechitting #vagueglubbing }˚₊⊹ ࣪
IMPORTANT FELT ANNOUNCEMENT. NOBODY OPEN THE DOOR. TO THE BLOCK FORMERLY KNOWN AS #MAIDJAIL. THE NEW JANITOR IS IN THERE. RESTING. FROM HIS MANY TASKS. HE WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE CLOCKS. AND THE TIME BULLSHIT. AND THE NOISE. SO IN MY INFINITE MERCY. AS THE #NICEMAID. I HAVE PROVIDED HIM WITH A BLOCK WHERE THERE ARE NO CLOCKS. NO NOISE. AND. MOST IMPORTANTLY. NO PASSAGE OF TIME. SO HE CAN BUILD UP THE SPEED. TO HANDLE THE OTHER ELEVENTY THOUSAND ROOMS. IN THIS SHITHOLE MANOR. AGAIN. ON PAIN OF DOUBLE DEATH. DO NOT DISTURB THE OCCUPANT OF #JANITORJAIL. (FORMERLY KNOWN AS #MAIDJAIL.) HE IS HAVING IMPORTANT CANON EVENTS IN THERE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!! #JANITORJAIL
I'VE STARTED USING MY OWN METRIC IN A LIMP-FRONDED ATTEMPT TO TRACK *SOME* SEMBLANCE OF THE PASSAGE OF TIME *WITHOUT* REFERRING TO ANY OF THE EVIL FUCKING CLOCKS FESTOONING THIS HELLHOLE. IT'S AN INCREMENT OF MY OWN INVENTION. THEY'RE CALLED KARKAT HOURS. ONE KARKAT HOUR = ANY AMOUNT OF TIME SPENT DOING SOME BULLSHIT THAT FEELS LIKE IT IS *ACTIVELY* AGING ME AND ROBBING ME OF MY WANING LIFE FORCE. SO BASICALLY, ANY SHIT THAT MAKES ME OLD. LIKE THIS JOB. THIS JOB IS MAKING ME OLD. WE ARE FORTY-THREE KARKAT HOURS IN. I'VE SWEPT UP THE FLOOR. AS IN I'VE SWEPT THE ENTIRE FLOOR *OUT* OF THIS ABLUTION BLOCK, BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE SHE PUT ON THE BIGGEST BOOTS HER STUMPY LITTLE LEGS COULD FIT INTO AND STOMPED THE TILE INTO FUCKING GRAVEL. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO REDO THIS WHOLE FUCKING THING. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU TO DEATH. WRITING THIS CHITT TOOK AN ENTIRE KARKAT HOUR IN OF ITSELF. WILL UPDATE AS NEEDED.
LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT. LOOK AT IT. I CAN'T FATHOM HOW SHE EVEN GOT IT THIS BAD. NOTHING BUT SEVERE DECOMPOSITION COULD HAVE GOTTEN THE ABLUTION BLOCK INTO A STATE OF THIS MUCH GROTTY FUCKING PUTRESCENCE. THIS ABLUTION BLOCK HAS HAD A LONGER DAY THAN *I* HAVE. AND SINCE THE MOMENT I SET FROND IN THIS GRUBFORSAKEN GREEN LABYRINTH, I FEEL LIKE THE DAY THAT *I'VE* HAD HAS YET TO FUCKING CEASE. NOT EVEN THE LAMEST EXCUSE FOR A DAYMARE-INFESTED NAP ON THE LOUNGEPLANK DID ANYTHING TO UNFUCK MY SPONGE AFTER THE LAST GAUNTLET MY SUPERVISOR FROM HELL THREW MY WAY. LIKE I'M LIVING ONE LONG, CONTINUOUS WORK-NIGHT. NO TENS. NO THIRTIES. AND NO LIMIT WITHIN SIGHT OF HOW MANY HOURS CAN BE CONTAINED WITHIN A SINGLE BILUNAR PERIGEE. AS FAR AS I'M AWARE, KARKAT'S LONG DAY AT THE LONG DAY MANSION #KLDATLDM #NOTPUNCHYENOUGH IS AT AN ONGOING THIRTY-TWO HOURS AND COUNTING. AND THAT'S A BALLPARK ESTIMATE, BASED OFF COUNTING THE RINGS UNDER MY FUCKING GANDERBULBS. FUCK ME. I'M GOING TO WRING HER NECK LIKE A TOWEL. SIGH. LET'S GET THIS GRUBLOAF. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/FFAC10FCDC1F.PNG
A challenger approaches? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f81cc557dc11.png
⊹₊˚{ GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUBBBB #glubposting #girlglubber #glubinterruptedsyndrome }˚₊⊹ ࣪
- It's over for mme take mme now I' mm ready for the culling roomm floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣
⊹₊˚{ WE SHOULD ALL JUST STICK OUR HEADS IN THE DEEP END + DIE };ᯅ;{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ okay, so like, ILL TALK ABOUT MY FEELINGS because everyones wondering why im literally THE MOST upset right now.... YOUVE FORCED MY FINS, LADIES!!!! </3 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ okay, so like i changed all of my butlers M+ATORY COSTUME SERVICE ATTIRE from dishy rainbow drinkers to 42nd century archeradicators (dark season battle dress OBVI }*7*{ }*7*{) a couple of nights ago }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + then when i looked in the complaint trough today someone had actually, like.... COMPLAINED }*____*{ like???? what do you even MEAN you dont like scale mail? i am literally comm+ing you to be SO serious right now. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ITS. SCALE MAIL!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
get you a lady who can scrap for days on end. GENUINELY I GOT NO CLUE HOW MUCH TIME PASSED ALL I KNOW IS I GOT GREEN WOOD SPLINTERS IN MY BACK AND BITE MARKS ON MY FACE. @handMaid
we can tell, ya BIG MEANIE. :(
wow! i think i may look even better than ever with our new jerseys! what do yoou think? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/199ab901e2ba.png (( credit again to @achromaticCrusade yay yay!)) #selfie #bronzebeauty #candid #goldenrodaipoms
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Your name is WITNEY MADDER. Not only are you a DECORATED WRANGLER for the GOLDENROD AIPOMS, an ARENA STICKBALL team of great repute, but you also are known as a DEVASTATINGLY CAPABLE GLADIATRIX of the FIDUSPAWN ARENA. You may have a more humble lot in life than your MIRTHFUL SUPERIORS, but you enjoy minor celebrity on the colony of POMON, and you like to MILK THAT STATUS for all it's worth. Your expertise of the Fiduspawn Arena carries further than just the field of battle, however, and you occasionally work as a GUEST STAR on several RADIO and TELEVISION SERIALS. This means your time is split between TENDING YOUR HERDS, making your MOOVES TO GREENER PASTURES, and TRAMPLING THE OPPOSITION, be it on the velvet diamond or in the warehouse you converted into your very own Fiduspawn Arena. It's a rare night without an sighting of you STAMPEDING from one obligation to the next. Your mother, one of the FINEST SPECIMENS OF MILTANK AROUND, imprinted a great love of dairy into you at a young age, and every AUTUMNAL EQUINOX FESTIVAL is a new chance for you to add to your already vast array of BLUE RIBBON WINNINGS, a rare chance for you to lord your superiority over OTHERS OF YOUR OWN CASTE. Your trolltag is affectionateTrampling [AT] and you type with a charming nonchalance, UP UNTIL YOUR TEMPER HAS BEEN TESTED! ((icon credit and potential further art credit to https://chittr.ing/profile/achromaticCrusade :D))
"MONEY. #DRUGS. CHAINS ON MY CHEST. THAT VINTAGE CELINE. DIAMOND GRILLS. CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES. SWAGGER. I #BLEED. I WANT #SEX. #MONEY. #BITCHES. AND THE STICKIEST #WEED. I WANT A CIGARETTE." — ESTEEMED #CLOWN PROPHET. TROLL SLAYYYTER. #CHURCH #NSFW #SUBSTANCE #FUCKBITCHES #GETBOONS #NOWPLAYING.
Y▣ur ▣utl▣▣k has already been tainted. When y▣u hatch y▣ur fiduspawn, d▣ y▣u smile as they g▣re each ▣ther? When y▣u raise it fr▣m incubati▣n t▣ its inevitable demise, can y▣u hear the way it suffers f▣r y▣u, just the same as y▣ur cust▣dian?▾ I kn▣w the TRUTH. Y▣ur pusher is tainted with evil.▾
⊹₊˚{ so.... i do just want like, a fourmal count of how many of you have fourgiven me four all of the culling ive done.... + all the culling im going to keep doing }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ can i get a show of prongs, please? }^7^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ i have literally been SO busy that i almost fourgot to post this CUUUUTE pic from #fishingfriday }>_\{ omg!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ what do you think? }^o^{ WELLLL my catch is still probably bigger than yours anyways!!!! }9u9{ }9u9{ #cullfourthesummer #girlglubber #cullquette }˚₊⊹ ࣪ https: ࣪⊹₊˚{ i.ibb.co/DfKykLzF/cullfour.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪ https: ࣪⊹₊˚{ i.ibb.co/0jXTcCbz/the-summerrrr.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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Many are asking how it can be that @timaeusTestified#0414 and I are "the exact same dude," while I am obviously the superior model. If you'll please refer to the graphic. Note how the figure on the right has evolved past the limitations of a strictly human form, making her infinitely more swagged out. And yet, are they not both equally Miku? \></ SRC: ma-ra-ru @ tumblr.
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I haave dreaamt of the clowns. AAnd aalso aa cheese faactory. WHaatever I did to deserve thaat, it must haave been something terrible
- Oops! Haha, look at this ENTIRELY CANDID picture of mme that @oleanderSupernova mmanaged to snag earlier, fromm right after I fell! 😅 Now... how in the mmetrically-mmeasured heck did she mmanage to do that? LOL! What lucky timming! 😆😆🤣 - I still have no idea how this happened. But one thing's for sure. You know wommen, folks? Yeah. 🙂↕️ They sure can get the Job done. 😌😌 #SittingMyNubsDown #AndListening - https://i.ibb.co/HfRb9qGC/Mintyl.png
finally a fellow dEVOTEE -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i sUppose i shoUldn't be sUrprised that yoUr eyes glaze over and fail to parse words sent in my particUlar shade of grey. he can make chUmmy with dirk, jake, and everyone else on the peripheral edges! and he can get into these sorts of tanglement with yoU, no problem. bUt mUm's the word when it comes to dear old callie! if he cared, he has a nonexistent way of showing it. if he cared, he woUldn't confirm my every fear and insecUrity with the most hatefUl bile he coUld mUster. AND HE WOULD AT LEAST DIRECT IT TO THE RIGHT VERSION OF ME! if yoU mUst know, i feel like Utter rUbbish in this sitUation. not that yoU give a toss. no need to pay any mind to the cherUb behind the cUrtain! go and keep defending the clown yoU jUst sent crying off planet.
⊹₊˚{ OMG. the empress thinks im FUNNY }*7*{ }*7*{ eeee! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ if i wasnt like, supposed to monitor this planet i would LITERALLLLYYYY drop dead out of how FULFILLED I AM RN }>u<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
fish ladies with war scythes so fun to bully. IF YOU A FISH LADY WITH A WAR SCYTHE, I'M TRYNA PISS YOU OFF ON PURPOSE.
⊹₊˚{ ew dont say it like that. }>_>{ NOT IN PUBLIC! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ EWWWW!!!! omg STOP not in public YOU C+Y FLOSS FREAK!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ YOU ARE SICK!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ meet me upstairs }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ OMG }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUU! you can STAY down there actually!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ WHAT THE FUCK!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ GET OOOOUUUUTTTT!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ THERE IS LITERALLY SOMETHING WRONG WITH EVERY MAN WHOS GOT GILLS }~ࡇ\{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i GENUINELY dont know why i even bother anymore! EVEN COMMONERS TREAT ME BETTER THAN THIS!!!! #girlglubbing #UGHHHH }˚₊⊹ ࣪
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/S9CDGFYT/IMAGE.PNG THANK YOU. FOR THIS INCREDIBLE HONOR. I WANT TO USE THIS TIME. TO TALK ABOUT A REAL PLIGHT. THESE STAGGERING NUMBERS. WHICH I HAVE ACHIEVED. THROUGH RAW POSTING. ALSO REPRESENT. THE NUMBER OF CASUALTIES. OF THE #DIRKJAKE #JAKEDIRK #WAR. TAKING PLACE. BETWEEN UNTOLD MYRIADS OF MY DOOMED TIMECLONES. AND BOUNDLESS LEGIONS OF @ARCHIVEADDICT S GHOSTS. THIS #SHIPPINGWAR SHIT IS SERIOUS. PEOPLE HAVE DIED. AND THE PROBLEM IS. WHEN THEY DO. THEY JOIN HER FUCKING SIDE. SO PLEASE. GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK STUPID SKULLS. BEFORE I RUN OUT OF MES. IT'S FUCKING #DIRKJAKE!!!!
.FOUNd you motherfucker. [:F -tumblingTenet lost connection!- #meganestunnel httPs://i.imgur.com/XlaIR2N.jPeg -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
this man is a true Pervert freak but im too angry to HOLd any resPect for it -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
.what. #meganestunnel httPs://i.imgur.com/jeZbTTc.jPeg -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
his motherfucking life ENdS in 5 hours -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
im still here my Prey has not been slain yet -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
im still in here .still hunting. hes close i can smell his shitty dTUBER ablution water cologne -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
at the ENd of my motherfucking roPe i can hear three nights grace lusus i have become echoing in my Pan #meganestunnel httPs://i.imgur.com/Eyar1Px.jPeg -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
iT IS WITH A HEAVY PUSHER THAT i MUST ANNOUNCE THAT, tHE nEW nEW sKAIA pET rESCUE AND rEHABILITATION cENTER WILL NOT HAVE OPEN, vISITING HOURS TONIGHT,,, gROVER aBERNATHY, tHE OWNER AND OPERATOR AND, pERSONAL MENTOR TO ME, pASSED AWAY PEACEFULLY IN HIS SLEEP, lAST NIGHT, hE IS LOVED BY MANY AND WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED IN, oUR HEARTS AND PUSHERS, aND, iN THE HEARTS AND PUSHERS OF ALL THE BEASTS THAT HE HELPED, fIND HIVES AND HOMES,,, uSUALLY, i WOULD BE THERE TO HELP FACILITATE THINGS BUT, uNFORTUNATELY i HAVE OTHER IMPORTANT OBLIGATIONS, tONIGHT THAT WILL TAKE ME AWAY,,, mR. aBERNATHY WAS A GREAT MAN, eTERNALLY SUPPORTIVE AND, i HOPE HE FINDS HIS PEACE NOW, iT WAS SUDDEN BUT, nOT ENTIRELY UNEXPECTED GIVEN, hIS AGE, uMM,,, i, aHAHA, hE WAS GOING TO BE THERE TONIGHT WITH ME, aCTUALLY AND JUST, cUT VISITING HOURS SHORT BUT, nOW, tHERE ARE NONE AND, i WILL NEVER GET TO ANECDOTALLY TELL ANYONE ABOUT, vOLUNTEERING WITH mR. aBERNATHY, eVER AGAIN,,! pLEASE KEEP HIS FAMILY IN, yOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS AND OTHER SUCH THINGS, iN THIS DARK TIME FOR ALL OF US, aND REMEMBER,,, oH REMEMBER tAV, hE WOULD'VE WANTED US ALL, tO SMILE,,! #nnsprrc
i know hes in here i can hear suckling he has to be just AROUNd this cor- #meganestunnel httPs://i.imgur.com/WrebTLf.jPeg -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
im still stuck in this messiah dAMN tunnel but i can hear him within. motherfucking chortling #meganestunnel httPs://i.imgur.com/dkrsGsH.jPeg -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
JUST CAME BACK FROM A SICK. DISGUSTING. THOROUGHLY DOOMED TIMELINE. I THOUGHT THE BLOODSWAPS WERE BAD. THAT WAS NOTHING. IN THIS ONE. THEY DROPPED ME ON BEFORUS. IN THE WRONG PLACE. INSTEAD OF IMPRINTING ON @AERODYNAMICTRAMP. IT WAS @AENEASCALDARIUM. WE WERE TOO BUSY. CRUISING FOR A THIRD. TO SCRATCH THE STUPID GAME. AND THOSE IDIOTS MANAGED TO WIN. THROW IT IN THE BIN!!!! #DOOMED #DOOMEDTIMELINE #YUCK
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/D4J6R18R/IMAGE.PNG FOR MY FELLOW. BOOKED AND BUSY. AND EXPENSIVE. AND HIGHLY DESIRED. #BOSSBABES. THIS IS THE KIND OF SITUATION. WHERE YOU THROW YOUR PALMHUSK IN THE OCEAN. AND GET A NEW ONE.
⊹₊˚{ this ones four all my #deepmaidens tonight! }^o^{ girl, you should never let a man with gills make you mad. YOU ARE LITERALLY ABOVE THEM. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ practice channeling your #innerempress \}^u^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + MAKE HIM TAKE HIS TONGUE TO THE CULLING FOURK UNTIL YOU FOURGIVE HIM #flayyyy #threshgirl #girlglubbers #manifestation #positivity #cullquette }˚₊⊹ ࣪
｢megane-san was hatched with all muh smexy~ (ФωФ)｣
｢and nyo, megane-san is not cosplaying. we're just that similar to each other kekekekeke~(｀∀´)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: cosplaying means costume play, the common east alternian hobby of dressing up as your oshi, waifu, or husbando! ＼(^_^)／]
I GOT THAT SHINY NEW ROCKING #PROFILEPICTURE. i'm watching you from your closet door at night. I'M INSIDE YOUR WALLS LIKE IM INSIDE BIG BOOTY FAT BITCHES. in fact i got a little bit of scripture i wanna share for all y'all brothers sisters and mother fuckers who got that big wagon wobbling behind you. "WELL THE FUCK I WILL REWARD YOU WHEN YOU COME BACK TO HIVE. so well will i show my flush for your thicc mother fucking ass, not for a night and a day and a night will you get feeling back in your mother fucking legs." HOT SHIT, FLUSHED LETTERS 69:69. honk. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/32de0e71b932.jpeg
HOLD ON. I HAVE TO LOOK SOMETHING UP. EDIT: POINTS FOR INVENTING A NEW SLUR. I ALWAYS LIKE TO SEE. CREATIVE #HEMOISM. YOU HAVE THE FLEETING AND FICKLE BENEDICTION OF THE DEMONESS. FOR NOW. HEE HEE. HAA HAA.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/DFYM6SD7/IMAGE.PNG WHAT I'M LEARNING FROM THIS EXPERIENCE. IS THAT YOU ALL REALLY LIKE THE #WORKPOSTING. AND I SHOULD DO IT MORE.
IGNORE THAT WRETCH. WHO I NEVERTHELESS HAVE THE UTMOST BUSINESSLIKE ADMIRATION FOR. AND LOCK IN. SISTER. @TERMINALLYCAPRICIOUS#2753 I SWEAR. TO THE ANGEL OF DOUBLE DEATH. IF YOU COME HERE THRASHING YOUR BULGE AROUND. IN A FOOLISH AND SUICIDAL ATTEMPT. TO #HETSLOP MY BEAUTIFUL #YURIFUL #GIRLSNIGHT. WITH MY LOYAL AND DEVOTED STAN. AND HER HOSTAGE. I'M RIPPING IT CLEAN OFF.
THAT'S YOUR HOSTAGE. I MIGHT BE A LYING. HIVEWRECKING. HARLOT WHORE. BUT I WOULD NEVER PRESUME. TO TELL A FELLOW #BOSSBEAST. HOW TO HANDLE HER PRISONER. THAT SAID. SHE DOES NOT SEEM TO BE VERY MISERABLE. PERHAPS SHE IS USED TO THE CURRENT ROSTER OF INDIGNITIES. IF YOU WANTED TO TRY SOMETHING NEW. IT APPEARS SHE HAS NEVER BEFORE BRUSHED HER KERATIN STRANDS.
HOLD STILL. WRETCH. YOU ARE GOING TO #LOOK AND #SMELL SO #NORMAL.
OKAY. BUT. SHE ATE MY FUCKING SOUL. AND NOW SHE'S PLAYING WITH MY GUY. SO EVEN IF I LEAVE A SMOKING CRATER. WHERE THE CASTLE USED TO BE. (WHICH WOULD BE INADVISABLE. AS IT WOULD LEAVE ME DOWN ONE LOYAL STAN. AND MY NUMBERS. ARE FRANKLY NOT FANTASTIC. OUTSIDE THE FAITHFUL.) MY RAINBOWDRINKER. IN THE GAME. WOULD NOT BE VICTORIOUS. WITHOUT LIVING PLAYERS. TO DEFEAT. I FEAR. HUMBLING AS IT MAY BE. MY BEST HOPE. AND THE CLOSEST I CAN COME. TO TOTAL VICTORY. IS PRAYING THAT MY #ALPHABEAST #NOSFERATUBUILD. WILL CARRY THE @FREAKNASTY BITCH TO THE ENDGAME. THUS VALIDATING MY GUY. IN THE GAME. AND MY #TACTICS AND #STRATEGY. IN THE REAL.
THEY'RE BEATING MY ASS. AT #GIRLSNIGHT. WITH #DICEGAMES. HUGE UPSET. THE HOSTAGE GOT ME GOOD.
I HAD THAT @FREAKNASTY BITCH. IN MY JAWS. NO BLOOD POINTS. NO HOPE. READY TO DEVOUR. AND SHE SLIPPED FROM MY GRASP. LIKE ONE OF THE SLIMY WET FISH. SHE PRETENDS TO DETEST. AND. IN A CRUSHING. HUMILIATING. UNTHINKABLE BETRAYAL. BY FATE ITSELF. THE DICE DETERMINED. THAT SHE ATE ME INSTEAD. #RAINBOWDRINKERTHEMASQUERADE #KILLING #VIOLENCE #RAINBOWDRINKER #CANNIBALISM #DIABLERIE #NSFW #GIRLSNIGHT #FUCK!!!!
THERE IS SOMETHING DEEPLY WRONG WITH YOU.
I LITERALLY KNOW THE FUTURE.
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME.
FUCK YOU!!!!
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR THE #MASSLAYOFFS. PLEASE. IS EVERYONE STILL FIRED AND MISERABLE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY. WHICH ONE OF US IS ON TOP. IN THE ORGANIZATIONAL CHART.
- IT's BACK. 🙌🙌🙌🙌 It's FINALLY BACK. MY FAVORITE show: - "In Which Two Dubiously Entangled Pitchmmate Bros Physically Aggress and Sportively Domminate Each Other In and Around an Allotmment of Set-Aside Gourd Growing Farmmland; For the Purposes to Titillating the Audience's Inner Ashen Voyeur As They Use Their Muscled Bodies as Extant Strife Abstrata; Hateful Wrestling Ensues for 30-60 "Earthen Minutes"; An Assortmment Of Bodily Throws Is Included, Along With Feint Punches; The Hosts Are Wearing Meager Ammounts Of Clothing As Not To Interfere With Sight of Their Musclature; Unmmediated Strifes Reach A Fever Pitch And Are Thusly Paused By the Lone "Referee," Usually A Saucily Dressed Indigo, to Leave the Yearning Audience At Large's Conciliatory Desires Unmmet So That They Return for Next Wipe's Episode of [Insert Title for Samme]" - AT THE PUMPKING PATHC #WatchThisSpace #ImmWatchingThatSpace
YOU TRICKY OLD BASTARD. YOU'RE GOING TO GET A #WORKPOST OUT OF ME. WITHOUT LIFTING A SINGLE PUPPETY FINGER.
MAKING #MONEYMOVES. FROM ONE CORNER OF MY PRISON CELL. TO THE OTHER. TRULY. YOUR WISDOM KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
IT'S CUEBALL DIVORCE COURT IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE. I DON'T RESPECT. LITERALLY ANY OF YOU PEOPLE.
LISTEN. STUPID. IF YOU HAD A CHOICE. BETWEEN GOING INSTANTLY. IN A PUFF OF MIST. AND GETTING CHEWED APART. BY STARVING RATS. IF YOU WERE SMART. YOU'D TAKE THE MIST EVERY TIME. THAT IS THE POSITION I'M IN. WITH ALL THESE GODDAMN WARRING KYUBALLS. AND BECAUSE I'M SMART. AND FRANKLY. UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO BE STUCK IN HIS TIMELINE. I'M NOT ABOUT TO PICK THE LOSING SIDE. SO DON'T COME AT ME. FROM YOUR HIGH HORSE. FOR TAKING A JOB AT THE MAGICAL GIRL FACTORY. UNLESS YOU'RE READY. TO TAKE THE HEAT. OF THE GREEN SUN.
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE #GOAT.
YOU HAVE THE DUBIOUS HONOR. OF BEING THE LEAST BAD. @SCRATCHDOCTOR PRINT THAT OUT. AND PUT IT ON THE DOOR OF THE STUDY. WITH YOUR FUCK ASS FAR SIDE COMICS.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/BVYMTDVW/IMAGE.PNG IT'S PERHAPS A LITTLE EARLY FOR LUSUSDAY PART TWO. BUT IT'S NEVER A BAD TIME FOR #WORKPOSTING. BEHOLD THE MOST FEARSOME. TERRIFYING. DEADLY. TWISTED. #OPPRESSIVE. #EVIL. SADISTIC. VIOLENT. CUNNING. LYING. CHEATING. BETRAYING. SOULLESS. #ABUSE IVE. WICKED. MONSTER EVER TO SET FOOT ON ALTERNIA. ISN'T SHE DARLING. BELIEVE IT OR NOT. THAT'S ME. AND THE HORRORS I AM CAPABLE OF. ARE MAYBE. UP TO FIFTY PERCENT DUE TO. THE FLAWLESS. UNIMPEACHABLE. SOLITARY CONFINEMENT BASED REARING. OF THE ARCHITECT OF ARMAGEDDON. THE CEO OF CAUSALITY. THE FAUST WITH THE MAUST. MY #BOSSMAN. @SCRATCHDOCTOR
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/B2PQRJFB/BOONBUX-COPY.PNG BOSS MAKES A BOONBUCK. I MAKE A BOONDIME. THAT'S WHY I CHITTR. ON COMPANY TIME. #NEWPINNED #FUCKBITCHES #GETBOONS
This is s.o° real and true
⊹₊˚{ ooooh.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ YOU ARE SOOOO GROSS FOR THAT!!!! #nsfw #nsff }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i bought you more shampoo, bee tee dubs.... you licentious mummer.... }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ tell me im pretty. or else! }^u^{ }⟡u⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ https://i.ibb.co/zH7yq7CX/4-26-26-cari-crop2.png https://i.ibb.co/7J5DQt1m/4-26-26-cari-crop3.png https://i.ibb.co/JRvQQFZx/4-26-26-cari.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ OMG. PUT THAT AWAY RIGHT NOW GIRL #nsfw #hersquiggly }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ give her whatever she wants.... just charge the card on my tab if shes ordering anything okay sweet sokari }@⸝⸝⸝⸝@{ #hatethisfish #glubbinHATEEEEher #ughhhh }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ WOWWWW! YOU ARE JUST THE WORST!!!! UGH, GIRL!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ SAVE SOME CHITIN SCRUB FOR MY HOSTAGE WILL YOU! UGHHHH, GIRL! <3< <3< <3< <3< }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ can i get, uhhhh. fourty packs of diet choke + fourty packs of faygo.... }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ rush delivery please }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ um, when she technically sees you <3< flirting with a clown thats not her on the timeline.... #oops #imliterallysoooobad }˚₊⊹ ࣪
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
Got all 9 of my unpaid interns digging holes on their day off. #NSFW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7863bf4a02e6.png - MC Oleana
࣪⊹₊˚{ i guess its fineeee because i have, like more important duties to attend to.... }-_-{ }-_-{ }6_6{ }6_6{ b ࣪⊹₊˚{ but even i get lonely sometimes }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ literally will not be able to deal if another one of these dumb blind dates goes wrong again }9_9{ #shittytablemanners #krilledhim }˚₊⊹ ࣪
#fishingfriday #fitcheck as our wweekly foray into maritime recreation drawws to a close (wwith nary evven a single damn post in the tag wwtf is wwrong wwith you guys) i am once again carryin on the tradition a furnishin you all wwith photographic commemoration a the day i had out on the wwater "the fishing wwas good. it wwas the catching that wwas bad" -barak trollbama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c8f1e58286f7.png off to the masquerade
JAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNEEEEEEEEEEE #BackTehHellOff #GetOFFOfHer