⚇ Laughter 2:20 ⚇ "Listen listen listen, this motherfucker is SO fucking DUMB! HAW HAW HAW! Dumbass little brother mine waltzed on up to the counter at Little Cease Hers, and he's like 'you ain't put pepperoni on my flavor disc!'. Well you know how these places is staffed, its all lowbloods n shit who ain't paid enough to care. But we's highbloods so you know the lil' mustard was scared as SHIT. So motherfucker starts shaking and apologizing, and it sets off lil' bro's killing rage. He tries to vault the fuckin' counter, and the mustard fuckin' SPRAYS SAUCE AT HIM FROM A BOTTLE HAW HAW HAW! AND AND AND. HOLY FUCK! HE TRIES TO GET UP AFTER THE GOD DAMN INDIGNITY...AND SLIPS ON IT ON THE FLOOR AND FALLS OVER AGAIN! BAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! Ahhh...I had to cull the mustard, 'course. Can't let 'em think we ain't united. But DAMN, brother, you ain't NEVER looked stupider!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
hate when this happens to a brother. HONK HONK.
TЯRUEEEEEEEE. #IWASTHEЯRE
lmfaolmfaolmfao add a “slip” sound effect real time via slide whistle and it’ll complete the chuckles or whatever
⚇ HOINK HOINK HOINK! ⚇ damn straight little brother. ⚇ fuck i love it when you talk to me on the wicked shit :8) ⚇
i don’t speak on it often as i find it’s not my place . . . yet i suppose some habits die hard
⚇ as far as i'm concerned ⚇ its your place, brother. ⚇ your place is wit' me. ⚇
i fear that’s not the truest thing, but i appreciate the sentiment a ticket tearer . . . the faithless . . . the lost and wandering . . . i wish you the best of luck in your judgement, though i fear i do not fit the title of “brother”
⚇ awh, monroe... cmon. ⚇ you's a brother to me. ⚇ you's been *good* to me. ⚇ you're my brother. ⚇ ain't nothin' gonna change my mind on that. ⚇
trust me, something some night will flip your pan on things it’s a matter of time . . . though, i know i can’t convince you of this until it happens
⚇ nah, brother. ⚇ no matter what happens. ⚇ no matter what you think you've done. ⚇ no matter what you think in general. ⚇ you'll always be my number one. ⚇ nothing will EVER change that. ⚇ i promise. ⚇