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◯ ☽ ◑ They D●nt Tell Y●u This In Sch●●l, But I Am Als● The Princess ●f Bisexuality ◐ ❨ ◯
" Now Say Something True And Beautiful " You Say, Having Not Said Anything True Or Beautiful Yourself.
I Was Going To Say Something #explicit But Then I Touched The Grass And Brushed My Hands Over The Gentle Faces Of The Flowers Beside Me. #imstillthinkingaboutit #theflowersareprettythough #nsfc #suggestive
.it is WILD to mE .that I have been straight up vile this whole timE .and you schmucks are somehow starting to like my chitts more often than you hate theM ?am I not unlikabilitymaxing hard enougH ?what in the social masochisM
(=^･⩊･^=) < THANKS, EQUIHISS! I PAWLWAYS APPURRECIATE MEWR SUPPAWRT!
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i'm willing t0 let it slide next time th0ugh y0u have permissi0n t0 resp0nd acc0rdingly
I'M GOING TO CLOSE UP THE EVIDENTLY *GUSHING* TAP OF TORRENTIAL, PUSHERFELT *SAP* I'VE BEEN DISPENSING ALL DAY WITH THIS CHITT, JUST TO SAY ONE MORE TIME BEFORE I CRAWL INTO MY CUPE AND DROWN MYSELF FACE-FIRST IN SOPOR. THANKS, EVERYONE. @caligulasAquarium. @gutsyGumshoe. @lejayjaY. @arachnidsGrip#9137. @arsenicCatnaps. @bummelBoogie. @pliableDecadence. @centaursPeripherals. SAME FUCKING GUY, @carcinoGeneticist#4881. AND YES, EVEN MY SHITHIVE MAGGOTS COWORKERS, @taciturnTerror AND @handMaid. AND OBVIOUSLY MORE OF YOU, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO DREDGE UP EVERY SINGLE FUCKWIT WHO SAID FOUR WORDS TO ME, TODAY. BUT SOME OF YOU WENT OUT ON A FROND AND MADE AN EFFORT. AND THAT SHOULD MEAN SOMETHING, WHEN YOU'RE THIS FAR OUT FROM THE DAMN SPAWN POINT. I HAVE TO ADMIT IT. IT'S BEEN A GOOD WRIGGLING DAY. I THINK I'LL REMEMBER THIS ONE. "SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT."
You Guys Like My Boyfriend Posts, Right? It Will Happen Again. #fond #fond #fond
I Am Crying Just A Little Bit But That Is Okay And Normal.
I " Literally " Have No Reference For What A Healthy Relationship Looks Like But I Think I Might Be In One Right Now.
LOOK AT THE FINISH CRUMBS SHOTGUNNED ALL OVER THE FUCKING CHITT, IDIOT. MARA STOLE MY PALMHUSK TO WRITE THIS. IN *WHAT* FUCKING UNIVERSE WOULD I WILLINGLY POST A BLATANT AND DELIBERATE THIRST TRAP? IT DOESN'T MATTER. I CUT MY HAIR THIS DUSK, ANYWAY. I'M FEELING MORE LIKE MYSELF, ALREADY.
THIRTEEN SWEEPS, PAINSTAKINGLY STACKED ATOP THE OTHER, SURVIVED ONE BRUTAL BILUNAR PERIGEE AT A TIME. HALF OF THEM ON A PLANET I WAKE UP AND GIVE THE FAT, FLAMING MIDDLE PRONGSTUB TO EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE, AND THE REST ON A DUMPSTER FIRE OF A WORLD OF MY OWN "CREATION." ONLY SOME OF THEM I WAS REALLY, TRULY PRESENT FOR. THREE *THOUSAND* SWEEPS SPENT IN AN INESCAPABLE TORMENT NEXUS MEANT TO SAND DOWN ANY PROPRIETARY CONCEPT OF TIME I EVER HAD. WHICH I ESCAPED, ANYWAY. BUT NOT BEFORE IT SMOOTHED SOME OF THE HARD, JAGGED EDGES, TRY AS I MIGHT TO SHARPEN THEM BACK TO GANDERBULB-STABBING AND SPONGECASE-BLUDGEONING LETHAL FORCE. AND AS IF I COULDN'T PUSH THE INCREDULITY OF MY SHITHIVE MAGGOTS NARRATIVE ANY FURTHER, TWELVE SWEEPS AFTER THAT, IN A FAR-FLUNG PAST SO STUPID THAT IT'S LEFT INDELIBLE MARKS ON MY VOCABULARY. AND SOME UNCOMFORTABLE SKILLS TO ADMIT ARE CURRENTLY PADDING OUT MY RESUME. A FAT, MALIGNANT PILE OF GREASY BLACK TRASH BAGS IN THE RUSTING DUMPSTER OF MY PERSONAL HISTORY, BOILING IN THE OPEN SUN AS THE LOOMING MONOLITH TO MY EVERY GRUELING SWEEP OF MERCILESS LIFE DARKENS THE FUCKING SKY. SO AT THIS POINT? FUCK IT. WHAT'S ONE MORE? #WRIGGLINGDAY. (AND BEFORE YOU ASK, YES, I'M STILL IN THE FUCKING FELT MANOR. THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN *HEAVILY* DOCTORTURED TO RESEMBLE ANYTHING CLOSE TO EARTH-C'S NATURAL DAYLIGHT. BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND TO SEE ANY MORE FUCKING GREEN. I DECIDED I WANTED TO LOOK O.G., TODAY.)
O)(!!! Beac)(fore I forget, I did )(ave a R-EAL post to make for #Fis)(ingFriday, )(e)(e)(. Not really s)(ore w)(at t)(is t)(ing is, but I snagged it from t)(e bottom of t)(e lake. Isn't it just T)(-E CUT-EST!!!! And a little familiar... (( original karkat labubu by u/Beelzeboba on reddit, edited by me lol )) )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/90f48f6cf352.png
SIGH. HI, MEULIN. FOR YOUR INFORMATION, THE ROPE NEEDS TO BE PULLED TAUT. SINCE IT'S EASIER TO DO IN SECTIONS, I JUST LOOP THEM AROUND CABINETS, SHELVES, CHANDELIERS, LAMPPOSTS, ANYTHING WITH A FUCKING ROD SHAPE TO IT THAT A ROPE WILL GO AROUND. IN A PINCH, I GUESS YOU COULD DO IT ON A PERSON, BUT IT WOULD SUCK MAJOR ASSGLOBES, GIVEN THAT THE *POINT* IS TO STRESS THE FIBERS. MAYBE IF I DID IT TO SOMEONE I HATED. OR SOMEONE WHO REALLY, *REALLY* LIKED PAIN. ... I'M SAYING WAY TOO MUCH, RIGHT NOW.
BEHOLD. FELT MANOR’S NEWEST AND SHINIEST STAR. A TROLL SO TRUSTING. HE NEITHER SHUTS THE DOOR TO HIS RESPITEBLOCK. NOR TAKES HIS PALMHUSK FROM THE STICKBALL TABLE. WHEN HE RETIRES FOR THE LIGHT. A TROLL SO SUICIDALLY STUPID. HE POSTS HIS MANAGER’S UPSKIRT SHOTS ON THE TIMELINE. A TROLL SO BRAVE. OR SO BRAIN DAMAGED. HE GETS IN A POSTING WAR. WITH A TIME TRAVELING MEGABITCH. FEAST YOUR BULBS. ON THIS BREAKING NEWS. JUST NOW. CAPTURED LATE LAST LIGHT. BEFORE HE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY. TO BUTCHER HIS BEAUTIFUL BISHIE HAIR. PRESENTING: CHALKBOX PLAYING WITH HIS #SUGGESTIVE BONDAGE NOODLES.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「It often sounds like I make up my fujo prodigy kismesis up but I swear she's real.」
AMGONS US PLEASE ZARSRG
Thank God Some Of You Don't Have Taste, More For Me. #positive #fond
(=^･⩊･^=) < JUST GOT OUT OF THE ABLUTION TRAP! IT WAS QUITE RELAXING.
aw casye missed posting 67 and 69 follwing
#itpapa #itnotpapa #marketpapa
i wizard ??? can casye wiizard chitt?
RAAAAAHHH NECORMANCYYY RAAAAHHH WIZZARDDD ✨🎀
am littl bettr at tpying
(=^･⩊･^=) < THANK MEW!
i'm g0ing t0 fucking cull myself s0me0nes already trying t0 fuck a tub 0f ice cream. #nsfw #sevenelevenp0sting
Calm. And Normal.
(=^･⩊･^=) < MADE MYSELF A SHITTY MILKSHAKE AGAIN, YUM YUMMERS!!
Good Boy. #positive
FUCK. IT REALLY IS TWO DAYS UNTIL MY WRIGGLING DAY, ISN'T IT. I HAVEN'T HAD A FLEETING, EXASPERATED MOMENT TO EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. I'VE BEEN FUMIGATING THESE STUPID TIME ROACHES EVER SINCE I GOT PUT ON OVERTIME FOR THE MAIDJAILBREAK INCIDENT. WHICH IS GRADE-A BULLSHIT, BY THE WAY. THROW ME IN A STUPID, IMPOSSIBLE PROBLEM, YOU'RE *GOING* TO GET A STUPID, IMPOSSIBLE SOLUTION. AND THE TIME ROACHES ARE ONE OF THEM, BECAUSE THEY BREED EVERYWHERE BUT THE PRESENT AND YOU NEED TO FOG-BOMB BOTH THE PAST AND FUTURE SIMULTANEOUSLY. AND I'M STILL TRYING TO CONVINCE PAST KARKAT TO PUT ON A FUCKING RESPIRATOR. I'LL GIVE IT MORE THOUGHT LATER. FRANKLY, I'D TAKE A CUPCAKE, A CIGARETTE, AND AN EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT RENEGOTIATION. DON'T BOTHER EVEN WRITING ME A CARD.
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((hii i will be writing an intro post for bestia soon but i wanted to post the fantroll maker appearance i made for her ok? behold my beast i hope you liek her . if this link doesnt work uuh. i blow up??)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f2db5f3e757d.png
You Can Hate This Chitt, Chittr Haters. I'd Like For My Kull To Be A Bit Higher.
(( hi guys!! wanted to let u all know that today is my birthdayyyy :] ok thats all byebye
Thanks, neigh8or!
We don't hang our heads when things get too hard, we put our hooves together! https://i.imgur.com/H81c0d4.png
(=^･⩊･^=) < YEAH, I KNOW!!!
//Should I like Make a chatroom that's open like 24/7 that's just fucking seven eleven. I feel like that'd be funny.
:33< my stance has always b33n if mew can handle 333 daves shitposting all the time mew can handle one nepeta shitposting all the time
thank y0u.
(=^･⩊･^=) < I GUESS??? I'D HAVE TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT!
D --> I'd say that's way too many swords, but I do the same with bows and arrow inventions.
(=^･⩊･^=) < I'LL BE OKAY, JUST BUMMED THE FURRCK OUT CRONUS IS IN GAY BABY JAIL!!!!!!
on the bright side we are still close friends and id rather that than ending everything #relationshipdrama
sometimes i wish i wasnt raised so isolated.... i grow very close and affectionate to people to the point of catching feelings for them... and then when i ask about maybe becoming more i find out they didnt feel the same... blah... it hurts and its not even their fault.... #relationshipdrama
ples? 🥺
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JENNIFER’S BODY (2009). EVERYTHING REMINDS ME OF HER. I MISS HER. WITH THE DUMB DESPERATION. OF A BARKBEAST WAITING BY A GRAVE. RANKYCHAN. IF YOU EVER SEE THIS. IF I WAS THE RAVENOUS SEX DEMON. AND YOU WERE MY SHELTERED NAKAMA. THE MOVIE WOULD HAVE LOOKED A LITTLE DIFFERENT. FINAL RATING. ⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️? ⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️? I DON’T KNOW. I WANT HER BACK. FUCK. #MOVIEMAID
OBJECTION. I THINK YOU WILL FIND. AS EVIDENCED BY THE GUARD BARKBEAST. YOU HAVE ACTIVATED IN THE COMMENTS. THAT LEGIONS OF BITCHES. ARE CLIMBING OFF MY BULGE. TO DEFEND MY FLAT HONOR.
#VAGUECHITT.
you cant hurt me, i found out one of my "friends" made a robot of me and programmed it to be in love with him when i was 13. top that (seeing one of his alts on here made me remember and now i feel gross) #suggestive ? if you squint, i guess
y0u can take y0ur break if y0u need it i'm using time d0ubles t0 repair the bathr00m it sh0uldn't take t0 l0ng
thank y0u equius if pe0ple want t0 sm0ke they sh0uld d0 it 0utside the st0re 0r in their car istg
I Never Did Address That " Quadnote ", But None Of You Are Ever Leaving The Larkso Loves You Building. None Of You Will Ever Be " Left Behind ". / You / Want To See / Me / Happy? I Want To See You Even Happier. #positive
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:33 < equihiss yes!!! :33 < will mew purrlease unbanned me my meowst purrecious meowrail??
おやすみ。
@imjuni0r we have a security guard please best0w him with the seven eleven badge @centaursperipherals
STATUS UPDATE: I HAVEN'T MOLTED....YET. THE PAINS ARE GETTING EXTREMELY BAD SO I CAN'T IMAGINE IT'LL BE MUCH LONGER. A DAY, MAYBE? TWO? HARD TO SAY WITH THIS BULLSHIT ESPECIALLY SINCE THE LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED I FOUGHT IT OFF FOR WEEKS. DON'T DO THAT BY THE WAY, MY PIECE OF SAGE ADVICE TO YOU, THAT SHIT SUCKED SEVERELY. I THINK I KNOW THE FIRST THING I DO WHEN MY COCOON CRACKS AT LEAST, PROVIDED I ACTUALLY REMEMBER TO DO IT. I'M GOING TO DO A FOOD REVIEW. STAY TUNED, I KNOW YOU ALL LOVE LOVE LOVE THOSE CONSIDERING HOW I USUALLY HAVE A LITANY OF EARTH-C'S NEXT TOP COMEDIANS IN MY COMMENTS SECTION WILING AWAY THEIR PRECIOUS HOURS ALIVE ARGUING WITH A HEMOANON ON THE INTERNET. REAL SMART MOVE, BY THE WAY. YOU GOD DAMN SMOOTH-PANNED SYCOPHANTS. AND YOU *ARE* SYCOPHANTS, BY THE WAY. YOU WOULDN'T ENGAGE WITH ME SO READILY IF IT DIDN'T FEED SOME KIND OF SICK PERVERSION YOU HAVE TO ARGUE WITH A '''CREATOR''' ONLINE. JUST KNOW THAT I SEE THROUGH YOU. WELL THAT'S ABOUT IT, I GUESS. FUCK THE WORLD, MY FINAL MESSAGE. GOODBYE.
ああ、良かった！
マッサージを受けたいな。
そういう人は何人かいた。
D --> Apologies if I'm ever a bit. Odd if I interact with some of you, especially if you were a part of my old friend group. The majority of you were gone. It feels sometimes like I am looking at ghosts. Sometimes I am. I'm happy most of you have lived on and are maybe even happy.
◯ ☽ ◑ Sec●nd Ask! Dear Princess Luna, What Animal Is Y●ur Fav●rite? I Pers●nally Cann●t Decide Th●ugh T●p C●ntenders Currently Include Drag●ns, Birds, And Bunny Rabbits. i L●ve M●ths! A Bit Stere●typical I Kn●w But Their Beauty Is Bey●nd C●mpare ◐ ❨ ◯
Augh, Link Fail. Cull Me. https://i.imgur.com/zhzns4e.png
Reminder That I Am Not The Way I Am Because My Lusus Doesn't Love Me. My Lusus Loves Me A Great Deal, I Am A " Freak On Main " For Unrelated Reasons. :> #positive #suggestive?
☼ Please don't curse like that. I assure you, I am here, and I did register to this site as the way all others do. ☼
☼ I am quite used to it. Please, if you need to excuse yourself to maintain your composure, you are free to. I will not be going anywhere. ☼
☼ Why, what an interesting mechanism to converse with other ponies online. Hello and good tidings, every pony. It will be lovely to know all of you. ☼
◯ ☽ ◑ Everyp●ny Is My Little P●ny ◐ ❨ ◯
◯ ☽ ◑ Hell● chittr ◐ ❨ ◯
自分でそう名乗ってるの？
Get / Off / Of Him. Die, Die, / Die /. #violence #gire
(=^･⩊･^=) < WHEW!!! I'M SO TIRED FURROM CONSTANTLY CHANGING OUTFITS TO GET THOSE PHOTOS OUT!! I REALLY DO HOPE MEW PAWLL ENJOYED THEM! MEOWRE WILL BE COMING LATER.~ MY LORD IS THE REASON I'M LIVING THE GOOD LIFE.
"i feel as though you already knowv." asks me "do you ewver feel regret for your ovwn behavwiours or actions? if not, is there something that drovwe you to that conclusion, on a psychological lewvel? or wvere you born incapable of self-reflection?" is this saturn? maybe not, vwe already disccussed this. look, i hold some regrets. i regret evwer being into that nerd wvizard shit. i regret not trying to hiwvewvreck nitram and damz. i regret not getting into #amporacoin sooner. but you gotta understand something. regret is so suckers. i dont do guilt, i do wvhat i vwant, vwhen i vwant. aint any big moment or tragedy of birth that makes me like, some ontologically evwil guy incapable of understanding other people. nah, if anything i understand it better than most. at the end of the night, all people vwant is to be happy. they try to take wvhatevwer it is that makes em happy. vwere all selfish, no use sugar-coating it. i aint gonna feel guilty owver shooting my shot and trying to take vwhats mine.
(=^･⩊･^=) < I'M GONNA GO HANG AROUND IN MY DREAMBUBBLE FUR A COUPLE OF HOURS, S33YA'LL.
I Think It's Time For Me To " Get Over Myself ". I Am Going To Wash Everything On My Comfort Slab.
fuck it r0b0t titties https://i.p0stimg.cc/y6hlm3pj/screensh0t-20260524-221541-2.jpg https://i.p0stimg.cc/rfxlm4pb/hs-p0rn-r34-aradiab0t-aradia-megid0-5026514-2.jpg #nsfw #r0b0titties
just g0t t0ld i needed t0 c0ver up m0re f0r st0re p0licy wh0 the fuck is getting 0ff t0 my steel sh0ulder genuinely. #suggestive #sevenelevenp0sting
I Was Told Once By A Friend That My Smile Makes Me Appear " Stabby ", And Yet I Am Still Prodded With Interest Every Time I #nsfw #nsfc Post. #violence
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.... peixes? :) kidding kidding!! shout out to zahhaks too! although my zahhak and i didnt have the most perfect friendship! he was still a friend :)
shout to all the captors out there!! you guys will forever have a soft spot in my heart 0v0
I am having such a wonderful time listening to lovely music alongside fantastic company. Thank you. @arachnidsGripes @turntechGoghead @bummelBoogie @artificesRecompense @abjectDetermination @malleablePersonage @centaursPeripherals and @tipsyGalactica . #VriskasTastefullyMixed8eats #VTMB
haha! good morning to you! :) and of course, im a man of compliments ;)
oh! im not sleeping yet! but hope youre having a good light too, handsome!
anyways, glad yall had fun tonight! im sad i missed the event but i got distracted haha
D --> Small confession. I did brighten my text. Hardly compliant, not like it matters much nowadays. The dark interface and I had to stop butting heads.
thanks handsome
https://i.postimg.cc/k5jsNXPp/image-2026-05-21-031723902.png @apocalypseArisen#3658 I didn't forget about you, don't worry. (( #rosessketchbook ))
yes yes!!! arthor pawlso loves hoofbeasts :))
hoofbeast attempts! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fba77c01dec2.png #pounceart
@centaursPeripherals pounce f33l mew mite like
I... nOw UndErstAnd why thEy InvItEd OthEr cAstEs tO thE bIg tOp EvEnt. thEy hAd A pOOl sEt Up And I wAs sO ExcItEd, bUt wOndErEd why It hAd yEt tO bE fIllEd And... thEy, fIllEd It. thE dIvIng Act wAs A bIt lEss ExcItIng AftErwArds, Uhm, bUt, At lEAst thE prAyErs wErE gOOd, It wAs A lOvEly sErmOn. #vIOlEncE #gOrE
Drone Season Is Upon Us Is It seems A New Clutch Will Find Its Way Here Within The Next Few Months #nsfw #suggestive
never st0p girlp0sting #girlp0sting
i DO NOT WANT TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU MYSELF, fOR FEAR OF WEIRD NOISES BUT, nO IT MESSED AND MESSES PEOPLE, uP IS MY UNDERSTANDING, eVEN IF THEY REMAIN NOT DEAD,
I undersand your concerns, of course!!! I am s)(ore t)(ere are plenty of Alternians wit)( big enoug)( bloodpumpers to carry out suc)( a noble task and I don't mean to discriminate! But t)(is particullar goldblood )(as never once fincountered t)(e gentle touc)( of a culler. I t)(ink it would be far better for )(is first ever culling expierience to be at t)(e )(ands of someone from )(is OWN PLAN-ET, don't you t)(ink??
:33 < mew did mewr best buddy, i'm sure they'll appurreciate mewr hole! :33 < i knyow i do!
)(ow sweet of you!!! It sounds like t)(ey were so appreciative of suc)( a selfless act of kindness t)(at it rendered t)(em speec)(less. It's a good t)(ing a benelovent )(ig)(blood suc)( as yours)(ellf was around to )(elp!
Dusk Has Only Just Broken, So I Will Not Talk About My Insatiable Need. Good Dusk, Chittr. #suggestive
loving my new badge 0u0 thanks junior!
woooof! i am exhausted from digging! i dont know what to do with all these bones!
lrc has me dipping in and out of consciousness im trying to get to the ablution block to get a towel but i keep passing out
O)(, RIG)(T!!! Silly me. 38P I nearly forgot t)(at you Altunaians turned it into somet)(ing so violent. T)(anks so muc)( for t)(e fis)()(eads-up! I would N----EV-ER wis)( )(arm on anyone like t)(at!
For t)(ose of you w)(o missed it yesternig)(t: You are a lotus flower. 🪷 Let not)(ing and no one get under your skin. #Positivity
50k kult #megidomay hole post #posthole #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d918a9aa119d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/006a00f295f8.png
close! 0u0
I Was Doing My Usual At The Gym And Another Troll Corrected Me On My Form, Which Wouldn't Have Been So Bad If He Hadn't Pressed Up Behind Me To Do It. Now I Am Sitting Down. I Am Afraid Of Getting Back Up, Right Now. #nsfw #nsfc #positive
D --> Is it wise to do something even if you know it will likely end in a great deal of pain for yourself? Perhaps. But, even if just a little bit, I can make amends for what my counterparts have done? It will be worth it in my eyes.
Of Course You Do My Dear, I Am Listening
I Do Regret That We Did Not Talk More Than We Did I Hope We Can Make Up For That Now ♡
I Have Not As Things Were Different But I Have Heard Enough Stories And Experienced The Lives In Other Timeliness Very Briefly And It Will Never Be Something I Cease To Grieve Over
We Saved Him Together My Dear Do Not Forget That ♡
Good Morning My Lovelies I Do Wish I Could Have Attended The Masquerade But Duty Calls I Suppose How Was It
it d0esnt escape me the way pe0ple talk ab0ut me and ab0ut 0ther aradias 0n here as if we are fun little t0ys f0r every0ne t0 c0llect but i d0nt kn0w seeing it all laid 0ut in 0ne big p0st like that has just made me sad #cagttl #dashwatching
f0r the rec0rd i am n0t a sexb0t i understand thats the impressi0n but maybe if i say it en0ugh times s0me0ne will believe me #nsfw
I'm not so s)(ore eit)(er! I suppose some people will just alwaves )(ave a probubblem wit)( aut)(ority... glubsig)(......
wOmEn ArE prEtty :)
that’s the yuri. you know how rankmaidsama likes 8oys kissing. yuri is girls kissing
girls are kissing Equius
no clue what im seapposed 2 be doin otter than likin yall posts and shellebrate but yea #yuriday apparently
i think lesbians should be allowed to at least commit some arson today #yuriday
celebrating #yuriday by eating honey nut cheerios from someones human memory
support indie music artists! <3 https://i.ibb.co/6j818ynj/img-8437.png #nsfw #pin-up #recordlabelbait
Okay. I've been in t)(e trenc)(es t)(e last few lig)(ts! Literally! 38) Boat, turns out t)(at wasn't *MY* Ancestor. Just some flagrant version of )(er t)(at got sent my way. At least, I )(ope s)(e wasn't because s)(e was WAAAAAAAAY too easy to cull. Or maybe I'm just t)(at muc)( stronger from taking t)(e crown. 38)
LET IT STAND. LET THE RECORD STAND. LET IT NEVER BE SAID THAT I AM INCAPABLE OF A GESTURE OF PUBLIC AFFECTION. EVEN A #NSFW ONE. MAYBE EVEN A #NSFC ONE. FUCK IT. I HAVE THE GLOBES TO SHOW OFF #MYMATESPRIT. MY MATESPRIT IS THE FUCKING BEST. THIS IS FOR HIM. ONE LIKE = ONE BITE MARK. I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO ADD MORE AT MY DISCRETION.
i take your opinion closest to my pusher! 0v0
// Me when I see wholesome chungus Canon character interactions (: /gen
THOUGHT LONG AND HARD ABOUT SOMETHING TO CHITT, THIS MORNING. BANGED MY NUGBONE ON MY DESK FOR A HOT MINUTE, WONDERING IF I HAD ANOTHER QUADRANT ADVICE COLUMN POST IN ME. NOPE. FUCK IT. TIME TO TURN MY PAN OFF. IF YOU'RE STILL AWAKE AND YOU GIVE HALF A LUKEWARM SHIT, COME ON DOWN TO THE INFINITELY MORE CASUAL AND HOPEFULLY MORE FREQUENT: ADORABLOODTHIRSTY MUSICASUALTY CLUB. #ABMC #MUSICPARTY HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/I/PIRCYUY4
https://i.postimg.cc/02jt3JTr/Untitled301-20260512015644.png @archiveAddict I had no real reason for doing this. I simply felt compelled.
was thinking of maybe making a pinned post so people can see me in my work uniform does this seem like a cute enough pose to you chittr? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/788d400d24a9.png
t0days daily eridan p0st is 0n h0ld relatedly please be 0n the 100k 0ut f0r a tiny eridan wearing a rainb0w drinker c0stume he has acquired a taste f0r tr0ll b100d 0_0 #megid0may
FLUTTERING MY LASHES FLIRT8IOUSLY? ME? NO, I'M CALLING YOU A 8ITCH IN MORSE.
THAT'S THE 8EST PART OF 8EING A RO8OT, ACTUALLY. NO SILLY 8IOLOGICAL TELLS. THERE'S NO 8ODY LANGUAGE TO READ WHEN EVERY MOVEMENT IS DELI8ER8 AND YOUR FACE IS A SOLID METAL PL8. YOU GET WHAT I GIVE YOU. ::::)
vesica got a fucking matesprit while ive been hospitalized (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #n0n0thing, #nevern0thing, #alwayss0mething, archive rating: M)
I'M CONSIDERING. *CONSIDERING.* HOSTING ANOTHER GATHERING OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB THIS COMING MORNING. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY ONE FOR THE REAL LIGHT-OWLBEASTS. SOMETIME AFTER 6 OR 7 PM PST (PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME). I'D APOLOGIZE TO ANY TROLL LIVING IN A SLIGHTLY MORE EAST-ORIENTED DIMENSION, BUT I DON'T CARE. FUCK YOU AND THE TIMELINEZONE YOU RODE IN ON. FURTHER DETAILS TO BE STAMPED OUT, PENDING AN INITIAL INTEREST CHECK.
"Flirting is my thing!" Your profile picture is just your sym8ol. Am I supposed to get hot and 8othered 8y what looks like a stick figure voguing?
i want t0 meet up with @barkbeastGirlthing and find a vriska and pin her d0wn t0 a s0fa with 0ne 0f us 0n each side whispering c0mpliments int0 each 0f her ears and watch her get m0re and m0re 0verstimulated as she struggles t0 keep up with what were saying #serketp0sting
i have been informed that hoomans … eat their cows!!! how many more noble animals do their feast on pigs? chicken? bears?? we have to stop them before it is too late i believe we should start thinking about dealing with this problem with death laser beams
0ur po0r @archiveAddict rankmaid is currently fighting for their damn life with the sickness. please see their plight here and send y0ur well-wishes. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/67bb5d6f2c2f.png
i g0t them fr0m eridan they are quite realistic if y0u ask me and n0 they are n0t sapient yet https://chittr.ing/pr0file/aut0mat0nArisen/4173371f-248e-473b-aa7d-841c0c9098e9
very appr0priately witchy th0ugh i think y0u f0rg0t a letter in y0ur hashtag
#fishingfriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c51931b9c6ff.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, fish on, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: G)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. HOW DID THIS IMAGE GET HERE. HOW DID IT EVEN UPLOAD TO MY CHITTR. WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS. WHO THE FUCK WOULD EVEN RECOGNIZE SOME OF THESE OBSCURE AS FUCK ASSHOLES. THIS IS STUPID. YOU ARE STUPID, WHOEVER YOU ARE. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/243182C7886C.PNG #KINONION
I'M ONE STEP FROM TOTAL BLACKOUT UNCONSCIOUSNESS. I NEED A CUPE LIKE A NEED A PNEUMATIC DRILL THROUGH THE HEAD. EXPEDITIOUSLY. GOOD LIGHT.
1 LOV3 B31NG M3.
HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/23DD25412004.PNG #S3LF13 ? #3D1TS
As I power down for rest, I find myself unsettled by the things I do to fill that emptiness. Yet there is no regret within me. Though I am only a machine, it feels as if my mind is splitting in two. Meanwhile, that chud Dirk is writing his horse fanfiction in the other room. Goodnight. #LORE #YEARNING #ANGST #DIRKSMELLS
MY 4TTR4CT1ON FOR G14NT B31NGS N3V3R C34S3S TO STOP. >:///]
Yeah. You're telling me.
yes there are surely no other reason someone might follow my account
pe0ple 100k at my shape and c0nclude i must be a sexb0t 0r 100k at my pr0pensity f0r s0lving pr0blems with extreme vi0lence and decide that that must be all i am g00d f0r but what they d0 n0t kn0w is that my true passi0n lies in puns i am in fact a c0mediandr0id
8=D < Indeed. Perhaps witnessing all of musclebeast's magnificence and majesty is not in the cards for us... 8=D < But it would be presumptuous of us to assume we could ever truly know such a profoundly comple% creature. Even in my attempts to make myself more alike to them, I have found that I can only craft a pale——albeit affectionate——imitation of the real thing. Nothing artificial could possibly accurately mimic them. 8=D < I think this only speaks to their significance. It is something that has truly begun to prompt awe and admiration within myself, instead of the e%cruciating dissatisfaction I held prior.
Look me in the eye and tell me I'm pretty. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/12/0b9b44dc27c71a505f8c1fd149d0bdd6df6d5c99.png #nsfw
... NO FUCKING *WAY.* HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0581BBA7A638.PNG
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. HOW CAN SO MUCH SAND GET IN ONE MOUTH. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED. WHERE THE FUCK AM I. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/89CDC0E8A035.PNG
g00d aftern00n, equius.
// Will be back friday! Feeling under the weather and need a small break to sleepn and recover. Mwah mwah.
D --> Agreed.
#bluebloodbluesday did you know: anyone of sufficiently strong will can resist cerulean psionics?
i am n0t sure i can glub. s0 have a ribbit instead. ribbit.
You're so smart -Equius.
❥ I kind of likε thε huოan ധords 4 ოatεsprit!! Gillfrond nd buoyfrond ധork so ധεll ധith ოy fish puns!! >u< ｡˚○
I keep seaing landdwellers attempting to “translate” glubposting like it is some kind of decorative typing quirk instead of w)(at it actually is. W)(ic)( is adorable, by t)(e way. Please continue. You must understand, glub is not simply replacing words wit)( ocean puns and calling it a day. If it were t)(at easy, every rustblood wit)( a dictionary and too muc)( confidence would be capable of reproducing it properly. T)(ey are not. Glub is cadence. Implication. Pressure. -Emotional undertow. A conversational current carried beneat)( t)(e literal meaning of t)(e words t)(emselves. Two seadwellers can )(old an entire second conversation beneat)( t)(e visible one wit)(out a single outsider noticing. Tone s)(ifts. Repetition. Intentional misuse of aquatic terminology. Placement of symbols. Timing. A single “glub” can mean reassurance, mockery, t)(reat, flirtation, mourning, or a declaration of dominance depending entirely on context and psyc)(ic projection. And Y-ES, before anyone asks, projection matters. People forget t)(at our kind did not claw our way to t)(e top of t)(e )(emospectrum t)(roug)( pretty fins and dramatic capes alone. Seadwellers once possessed a psionic repertoire vast enoug)( to drown civilizations in silence. Or so t)(e oldest stories claim. T)(en )(istory c)(anged. T)(e useful gifts were cultivated elsew)(ere. Culling became specialization. T)(e lowblood castes in)(erited and refined abilities t)(at once belonged to t)(e dept)(s t)(emselves w)(ile our own powers narrowed into somet)(ing subtler. Stranger. W)(at remained was glub. A language s)(aped as muc)( by instinctive psyc)(ic bleed as spoken communication. )(alf verbal exc)(ange. )(alf emotional tide. T)(e last relic of somet)(ing enormous. Or maybe t)(at is just imperial romanticism. 38) Maybe we just really like fis)( jokes and making everyone else uncomfortable. Difficult to say. Regardless, if you ever sea two seadwellers speaking and suddenly realize you cannot quite tell w)(et)(er t)(ey are t)(reatening eac)( ot)(er, flirting, discussing politics, or planning a massacre? Congratulations. You are finally beginning to understand glub. 38D
Can't believe I've got so muc)( Kult and Kull in like, a day. 38P Glad you all... enjoy? w)(at I post. I guess!
T)(-E -EMPR-ESS FROM ANOT)(-ER TIM-ELIN-E SAID S)(-E IS PROUD OF M-E!!!!!!!!
38) I s)(ould make a new tiara for t)(is!
38D TODAY is t)(e day!!! By t)(e time t)(e twin moons )(ang )(ig)( above t)(e imperial spires tonig)(t, t)(e t)(rone of Alternia will belong to M-E. T)(e old -Empress is dead. I killed )(er myself in t)(e silence of )(er resting c)(amber w)(ile t)(e mac)(ines still )(issed and clicked around )(er sleeping body. One clean ending to a reign t)(at )(ad already rotted from t)(e inside out. Some of you wanted spectacle. Some of you wanted a legendary duel. But power does not wait politely for a dying ruler to open )(er eyes. A crown abandoned is a crown claimed. In only a few )(ours, I will walk t)(e black coral steps of t)(e imperial palace draped in sea-silk and gold, wit)( t)(e bloodline of empresses be)(ind me and an entire empire beneat)( my fins. T)(e nobles are already circling like s)(arks. T)(e fleet clammmanders are swearing loyalty. T)(e )(ig)(bloods are pretending t)(ey never doubted me for a single second. Good. T)(ey s)(ould be afraid to. Today t)(e tides c)(ange forever. Today a new empress rises from t)(e brine. Bow your )(eads, Alternia. Your -Empress is coming. 38D
38D -EV-ERYBUBBLY! ARADIA'S ALIV-E!
#boatclub on #fis)(ingfriday!!!
38D!
My favorite old Alternian wars)(ip is and )(ON-ESTLY I cannot believe none of you know about t)(e Imperial Leviat)(an-Class Dreadcarrier “)(er Radiance Beneat)( t)(e Waves”!!! It was )(UG-E. Like. Absolutely stupidly )(uge. Built during one of t)(e -Empresses’ especially paranoid eras w)(en everyfin t)(oug)(t seadwellers from t)(e trenc)( kingdoms were gonna revolt again. It carried enoug)( drones and battering cannons to flatten entire coastal )(ives from offs)(ore w)(ile still )(aving room for banquet )(alls, c)(oir decks, and execution c)(ambers for mutinous officers <:33 But t)(ats not even w)(y I love it!!! T)(e w)(ole t)(ing was designed to move UND-ERWAT-ER for weeks at a time!!! Not fully submerged like a submarine, more like t)(is creeping abyssal fortress wit)( glowing lantern ports and massive fin-stabilizers dragging t)(roug)( t)(e dark. Survivors used to say you could )(ear its engines singing t)(roug)( t)(e water before you ever saw it coming. Fis)( and lusii would flee entire migration routes w)(en it passed over)(ead. AND T)(-EN it vanis)(ed!!! Official records say it sank during t)(e Battle of t)(e Black Current after taking a direct )(it to t)(e reactor-)(eart, but sailors kept claiming t)(ey saw its lig)(ts moving way way way down in t)(e abyss afterward. Still drifting. Still crewed. Cannons loaded forever. Dead officers bolted to t)(eir stations wit)( coral growing t)(roug)( t)(eir ribcages. W)(ic)( is SUP-ER sad ): but also kind of beautiful in a )(aunting way. I t)(ink s)(ips remember t)(ings.
Call me Nepeta the way I love a good ship. #frig8friday
I understand! You made a conc)(ious decision to profile stalk, boat I don't blame you. 38/ I'm naut like Meena)( at all! I just wanna be t)(e best -Empress. After talking to trolls about it, I t)(ink t)(e biggest difference is t)(at I never played t)(at game! 38) Just an )(eiress )(oping to make t)(e best out of )(er planet!
MY CONSTITUENTS. I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT. THE BODY DOUBLE PLANTED IN THE GRAY HOUSE WAS A SUCCESS. THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR CONCERN. I deeply appreciate all those who rose up to the challenge of becoming President. Thank you, all. I am safe. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/WE'RE%20SO%20BACK.png
going to watch all this hopefully you all can save our president
// oh my god I didn't think of that maybe I'm a bad person /ref /silly
i think i w0uld have liked t0 be friends. at s0me p0int. i d0n't think i disliked y0u when i was alive. ribbit. but i w0n't deny that i never n0ticed y0u in the way y0u wanted me t0. whatever way that might've been. i w0n't get int0 that f0r sake 0f this being a public space. i have been t0ld a few times t0day that i if i want s0mething i sh0uld just reach 0ut and take it. which i think aligns with what y0u're saying very well. i want t0 d0 things differently. i'm happier kn0wing that my ch0ices are f0r myself. i w0uld n0t mind being friends with y0u n0w. ribbit. if that's s0mething y0u are 0kay with.