Equius Zahhak
@centaursPeripherals
I have sacrificed a 100t for my moirail but creating this account might be t001 heavy even for my STRENGTH
In other words… what do I do with a robotic, fully-customizable penis and vagina? I’m bored. #NSFW
D--> Given that you have sent me the design document for your new additions I feel it only fair to respond by sending you this document which did not e%ist until appro%imately two hours ago about all the potential modifications which could be made. The purpose of this designs is purely artistic using the template you sent as the medium of choice for their creation. [Attached is a 100 page document filled with drawings and sketches of mechanical bulges and "equipment" of varying size, shape and comple%ity. Despite Equius's statement it is clear that many of them are old, very old given a couple seem to be pictures taken of a notebook rather than digital files. There is a theme with the later designs being quite...tapered] #nsfw #nsfwe
After hours of careful work, I believe I’ve finally perfected my design. It is now fully customizable for my pleasure. Tightness, size, girth, etcetera. How delightful. I love being a robot. #NSFW
D--> I find it hard to believe that you managed to modify yourself with such speed. I mean no offence but from what I have gathered you never had much skill with robotics unlike the Dirk hunman.
I have my methods—Dirk Strider has, after all, been a rather thorough instructor. Or perhaps… I’m simply that advanced?
D--> He is quite the instructor when it comes to matters of combat, life, philosophy and love from what I have heard. I was not aware any of those domains included the theoretical knowledge of human internal pail sacks however. Given his propensity for enjoying the male biological template you have I assumed he had no in-depth knowledge on the topic. Regardless I would appreciate if you could send me the schematics for this artificial human pail sac. It would be interesting to take a 100k.
therapeuticTentacles [TT] has sent x1 file. [ROBOTSEXUPDATE.SCH] There you go.
D--> I appreciate this. If only all humans were Lalonde's and Striders perhaps their culture and regular behaviour wouldn't sicken me to the root of my b100dpusher.
D--> I am unsure as to how this is surprising. The original aradiabot had similar functions although admittedly it couldn't get pregnant due to the fact I had no concept of pregnancy at the time. I was e%tremely focused on anatomical precision while creating it..
*she and thank g00dness f0r that i shudder t0 imagine what it w001d be like if y0u had l0aded this b0dy with even m0re fetishes than y0u already did
D--> There are no fetishes included in the robot! The body was built for the sole purpose of being accurate to your own so as to cause the least amount of dysphoria possible. E%cept for the switch, which, in all fairness you almost immediately destroyed. I may have also included certain plating's along the e%oskeleton and insides to absorb liquid but that was only to protect the internal wiring while I was originally building it as I was sweating through the whole process! And for the record I only got sweaty due to the e%citement of building my most elaborate machine up to that point and the general taboo of an indigo b100d slaving away for a machine that would only serve the ghost of a rust b100d! There might have been a small amount of glee at the thought of your reaction too but that did not influence any design decisions.
... NO FUCKING *WAY.* HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0581BBA7A638.PNG
D-->I am glad to see you have escaped. Even if I was unable to facilitate said escape myself and did not e%perience the no doubt filthy innards of the foul creature which swallowed you. An environment that would have been coated me in desirable slime and mucus along wtih various digestive fluids which would have burned rather harshly against my skin. I would have 100ked like an absolute e%cuse for an indigo b100d coming out. Truly I dodged a bullet.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/2fcaf7c2ce7e4a5b2867b61f96745435/5e182c32e97cfe6b-39/s1280x1920/8289963d188f7d67c0554e9256784232a3e9b774.png f0rbidden knowledge.
38/ Royeel advisors say my quads s)(oald be open. Boat t)(at's like. A terribubble idea!
D-->I agree. Quads, like all muscles, should remain enclosed domes of lacing tissue and cartilage. I cannot imagine why they would be so daring as to suggest e%sangunaiting yourself like that. #violence
D-->That makes more sense although their level of disrespect has increased if anything.
D-->I have just realised that every single prosthetic I have designed has been in one way or another made to fi% my Serket's mistakes. This revelation has brought quite the confusing mi%ture of bodily reactions. I suppose the time to diversify my portfolio is now.
Hey, they say necessity is the Mother Gru8 of invention for a reason!
D-->It is e%tremely ironic you would use that idiom in such a selfless manner is amusing. Thank you for making so many mistakes that I would get to clean up I suppose.
I s)(ould reward your insolence wit)( coddles a t)(ousand fold!
D-->Not the coddles. I am perspiraring at the very thought.
GOVERNMENT BUSINESS POST. Are you interested in becoming part of a Government Task Force? Do YOU have what it takes to become part of this Party? We are currently hiring an undisclosed number of positions for our Search and Rescue Task Force, and YOU might be the perfect fit. Please fill this short questionnaire out, and we will be getting in touch with you. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeW7EFWagLUJNWMq3gsREMgL38gOrpb23ZWXn7QMC6vfePNDw/viewform
D-->I have stru%ured and sent my application. Considering the p001 of other applicants I consider this to be a f001's race but I understand the need for burecrautic backed certainty.
... New positions are currently open in the Search & Rescue division. Please reach out to myself or your VP, @tentacleTherapist#7214, to apply.
D-->How much responsibility would you say the role entails. I need a thorough comprehension of the amount and type of punishment that would be e%ecuted in the hypothetical case a major mistake was made.
@tentacleTherapist#7214. This one has you written all over it.
Oh /god/.
D-->Greetings. I am interested in the role but need a more elaborate offer to see if I would be filled and in turn be able to fulfill the duties necessary. My best traits would be my technological affiinity, my unending dedication to civility, a comple% understanding of dream bubbles and a fondness for direct blunt criticism not to mention my STRENGTH which is as evident as it is insurmountable.
Does 'avin' a vibrator count as pailin' a robot @///@ #nsfw
D-->No. Not that I have any practical e%perience with pailing a robot, of any kidn.
D-->Seeing as #b100b100db100sday has perished with une%pected speed I suppose I should continue its legacy by going up one rung on the hemospectrum. Did you know that indigo b100d is remarkably STRONG even when outside the body? It can last for hours without refrigeration and entire sweeps if properly kept. Even so while its resilience is without doubt the quantity that was be necessary to fill an entire robot was quite e%hausting. If it were not for the amount that I shed regularly while sparring I might have had to spend entire nights filling it up or else risk missing my deadline. It is a good thing my self-destru%ive hobbies proved parado%ically helpful when it came to providing material.
My my. What a resilient lad you are, I do hope you've taken care kf yourself since then? ♥︎
D-->I am dead so my biologically faculties remain as they were when I died. The only change I have e%perienced on that front was a growth spurt which aligned my bodies age with my mental age following the consumption of a potion made by a friend. I am at the peak of my STRENGTH as I always am, but it has been a while since I have sparred. Being a dream ghost makes straining yourself physically almost impossible which does make me feel a bit out of shape so to speak.
What is this about DMs?
And why are you not in mine?
Do you play videos as "white noise" to fall asleep? If so, what kind?
D-->I do not have issues when it comes to emptying my mind. But I will say that the sound of 100se flowing water has proven surprisingly useful when it comes to attaining a restful day's sleep