If I cover myself in gasoline, I don't need a fucking match to catch fire, I AM the fire!!!!!!!! Fuck with me!
Kult: +49
Kull: +39
Total: 88
Ratio: 1.26

xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
If I cover myself in HONEY it is because I am going to fight ROBOTS made by an OLD MAN to seize my employer's company and I need to remain SLIPPERY to evade CAPTURE #war
Kult: +20
Total: 20
↩ @damascusDoctorate[DD]
Honey will just make you sticky and more easy to grasp. Ever tried the ol' strip down and oil up? Works every time. #nsfw
Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @araneaeGrapple[AG]

xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
The closest thing to oil available is PETROL (that's probably GASOLINE to you) and I do not intend to douse myself in that!
I'm as hot as PLASMA then? Thank you so much for the kind words Equius, very cool!
Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @araneaeGrapple[AG]

xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
I am in fact going to knock it right now because it's a bad idea.
Kult: +5
Total: 5
