
If I cover myself in gasoline, I don't need a fucking match to catch fire, I AM the fire!!!!!!!! Fuck with me!

If I cover myself in HONEY it is because I am going to fight ROBOTS made by an OLD MAN to seize my employer's company and I need to remain SLIPPERY to evade CAPTURE #war

Honey will just make you sticky and more easy to grasp. Ever tried the ol' strip down and oil up? Works every time. #nsfw

The closest thing to oil available is PETROL (that's probably GASOLINE to you) and I do not intend to douse myself in that!

D--> If yøu were fire it wøulđ be impøssible tø ¢øver yøu in gas001ine as yøu wøulđ be plasma anđ nøt a s001iđ material.

I'm as hot as PLASMA then? Thank you so much for the kind words Equius, very cool!

D--> Nø, fire is plasma. Ør rather fire is ¢løser tø plasma than any øther state øf matter e%¢ept gas. I was pøinting øut an errør in yøur pøst.

I'm still taking this as a compliment.

Don't knock it until you try it.

D--> Feel free tø đø sø.

I am in fact going to knock it right now because it's a bad idea.