♠ hated by @obvertSoftware
After a hard day at work cyberstalking the profiles of my other selves, courtesy of my own self-sabotaging curiosity and deeply entrenched ennui, I've come to a decision. Our reputation is in the fucking bottom of the ocean, sat primly next to all the hellbeasts of the deep sea and wherever the shit Oda hid the One Piece at. So, it's time to work on that. Not for any of their sakes, obviously, but purely for my own conscious. Yeah, I have one of those. Try not to act too surprised. My bleeding heart can't take much more of it. Anyway, my first stop is apologizing to women. All women. Even you, the plausible woman reading this. Atonement for all the lesbian life hacks and that one Dirk who thought listening to music while feeling sorry for himself gave him an intrinsic understanding of women. Still kinda baffled at that one, honestly. Now here you go. An apology, a once in a life time spectacle, because any real Dirk would shit himself raw before ever asking for forgiveness. I'm sorry, women. And here; take this token of goodwill. My treat.
Hello Chittr, I have finally saw fit to create an account on here. While I don't expect many people to know me, I am happy to meet you all!
If y'all want me to get obliterated so bad, we don't gotta start firing any lasers, even though they're like, objectively cool. All you gotta do is put in a request, and I'll see about arranging something.
I attempt to have a normal day wherein I am not lusting after tall handsome men only to be bombarded by a wave of likes by one particular tall handsome orange man... and feel my womb tighten up in want and desire. #nsfw
If I can get this post to 20 likes or hates, I will prematurely end my Love Bot campaign.
new drinking game where i take a shot every time someone pities one of my chitts #substances
IT IS "NICE" TO SEE. THAT THIS IS THE STUFF. I HAVE BEEN MISSING OUT ON. WHILE I WAS AWAY FROM EVERYTHING. AND BY NICE. I MEAN AWFUL!! I WAS ONLY EVER. SO DEEPLY CORRECT. IN MY DESIRE TO KILL YOU ALL.
kayyyy K FINE heres my tier list for freddy vs jason super scary smashers: all stars (2034) (4 the sega slider) since every1 was so curious https://i.ibb.co/ywRLMT3/tierlist.png
D --> I need to get my kult score up it is making me sad that my kull score is higher
◣_◢ On a five-minuTTe break from my #sickassprojecTT. ITT's going well, buTT afTTer TThis break I don'TT plan on TTaking anoTTher unTTil maybe 13 more hours.
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striders. #nsfw
GL^B. YES THE F^CK THEY (DRIFT)-WOOD.
NO. MY BLOODP^SHER IS FOEVER TAINTED BY YO^ BECA^SE YO^ ARE F^CKING INS^FFERBALE.
YO^ SOMEHOW MAKE ME SO F^CKING MAD THAT IT'S DIZZYING AND I *NEVER* GET THIS MAD. F^CK YO^ FOREVER I AHTE YO^ I HATE YO^ I HATE OHAIYO^ IAHT EOI^YO.
IT IS TIME TO DRINK WATER. BATHTIME MR BROKEN TOASTER.
I WAS *NOT* FLIRTING!!!!!!!!!!
SEE B^T NOW YO^'RE DISRESPECTING *MY* GAME. HOW CO^LD YO^. I'M SO F^CKING H^RT RIGHT NOW.
SORRY CANT HEAR YO^ ME CHEWING ON YO^R WOODEN INNARDS IS WAY TOO F^CKING LO^D MAN!! NOMNOMNOM.
mutants do not interact.
i think i will make some mac and cheese
D --> That is about all you AI types do isn't it
HEY, EVERYONE.... DUHERI HERE!!!! HOPING TO M4KE SOME NEW FRIENDS. B)
I could make that happen rather efficiently, would you kindly slide into my DMs.
It seems you have ruined my perfect score by mentioning me. You must be kulled from existence.