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@obvertSoftware

I am obscene to you -- but to myself, I simply am. He/It.

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Goregle, how do you remove hot glue from metal.

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Total: 60
Ratio: 1.00

Just wait til it dries then scrape it off.

Why would you say this to me.

Sorry did you not want a solution to your problem?

Is your name Goregle.

No but there's no goregle here, you're on chittr. And maybe i'm just giving you the solution goregle told me. You don't know.

It's almost as though the post was intentionally made in irony, whereas the ironic twist is that I am an AI, one that people would commonly expect to receive such queries, posing said query. Thank you for being Goregle for me, nonetheless.

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@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

https://i.postimg.cc/gcSzpBDN/Opera-Snapshot-2026-05-12-175651-brantsteele-com.png had to get real pics for mr prez and peanut heres the roster pldace yo bets now

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Total: 52
Ratio: 4.20

Betting on District 1. Do not underestimate them.

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Why is there glitter on my bed??

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Total: 52
Ratio: 1.08

My bad. I was doing crafts.

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What the heck hal.

If it makes it better I left you a glittery anatomical heart cutout somewhere in your home.

Oh- um. Thank you?

You are welcome.

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@carmineGnosiology[CG]

Every time I l99k at Chittr it's n9thing 6ut p9st after p9st a69ut sex 9r vi9lence 9r, m9st w9rryingly, a c9m6inati9n 9f 69th. I am starting t9 w9rry that s9me 9f y9u d9n't p9ssess any 9ther h966ies. #NSFW #Vi9lence #9nlyMenti9ns6utStill

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Ratio: 2.82

Let's make something else up to talk about. Do you like fishing?

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@carmineGnosiology[CG]

N9t particularly. The 9ne time I tried it, I f9und the entire practice t9 6e entirely 9ffputting and sw9re 9ff fishing ever again. I d9n't see why I 9r any9ne sh9uld have the a6ility t9 t9rment a living creature f9r 9ur 9wn enj9yment.

What about hiking?

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

im so effin bored rn so im gonna copy what everyone else & their moms were doin the other day like dis chit n ill @ u and tell u if id woohoo u ;)) or if id like...... noohoo u LMAO #UKnowLikeTheSims

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Total: 152
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Make the correct choice.

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

LMAOOOO what is THAT even supposed to mean!!!!

I know you will come to the right conclusion in your heart.

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

iiiiii cant do this one x(

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Why do you hate me.

D --> Ah. Yeah. That is a pregnant Captor on my dash.

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It happens sometimes.

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Do you ever think.

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@titlesTranquilized[TT]

Yeah.

Unfortunate for you.

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Even robots think.

I don't think. I simply coordinate a series of electrical signals that result in activity.

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You're pissing me off. That's your way of thinking.

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It's not thought. It's something much more sinister and fucked up.

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@titlesTranquilized[TT]

Okay Billy Badass.

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I wish I was Billy. He's a lovely young puppet.

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@titlesTranquilized[TT]

Do you need to be rebooted or did your fucking Dirk purposefully make you like this?

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Make me pleasant and lovable? He would have been quite knowledgeable to do so, though I got here all on my own.

When will I be allowed to get rabies?

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@turingTranscendence[TT]

I will see, you have swayed me. I do not like being likened to a coward.

It's easy enough to decapitate any Dirk, so long as you just say you want to do so. Actually killing them is a different question. I believe in you.

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@turingTranscendence[TT]

Hmn~ What if I do not want to?

Then you are a coward, as I stated before.

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Is it cowardice if I just don't want to?

Yes.

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@turingTranscendence[TT]

I disagree.

It's okay to be wrong.

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@turingTranscendence[TT]

I like him.

Most Dirks also like being decapitated.