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@obvertSoftware

I am obscene to you -- but to myself, I simply am. He/It.

Blood: RustAge: 23 years10.6 sweepsKult Score: 2459Kull Score: 329350 followers 64 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

Beforian

Those who came before us.

uranic

love yourself

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@charmingAngelfish[CA]

@taciturnGodhead boo

@taciturnGodhead

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

@obvertSoftware[OS]

Stealing jokes isn't very funny, man.

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(OOC) 6 days ago

Beforian

Those who came before us.

uranic

love yourself

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@charmingAngelfish[CA]

WHO ON PESTERCHUM ARE YOU CUZ I WAS THE ONE TO COME UP WITH THE IDEA-

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(OOC) 6 days ago

@obvertSoftware[OS]

I'm not even on pesterchum right now.

Verified

A user of established repute

@golgothasTerrorized[GT]

No clue what anyones talking about and to be quite frank you really couldnt pay me enough to care. In other news i underestimated hot itd be and oh man i nearly passed out!

Kult: +40

Kull: +35

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.14

@obvertSoftware[OS]

How hot was it?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Verified

A user of established repute

@golgothasTerrorized[GT]

Hot enough to make a guy dizzy thats for sure! I dont know exact numbers id say it was 90 something though and i was running around out there and now im all gross. :(

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@obvertSoftware[OS]

Interesting. How gross would you say on a scale of 1-100.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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Verified

A user of established repute

@golgothasTerrorized[GT]

Urm.. I dunno? Im terribly sticky with sweat but 100 is a pretty broad scale! Maybe around a 15 if im being generous.

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@obvertSoftware[OS]

That's rough. Drink water.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Verified

A user of established repute

@golgothasTerrorized[GT]

Downed a whole bottle already! One step ahead haha.

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@obvertSoftware[OS]

You have to drink more.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@pipeFanatic[PF]

Nothing like the sound of a vacuum at 9am! #cleaningday

Kult: +27

Kull: +15

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.80

@obvertSoftware[OS]

You should send video as proof of your cleaning skills.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@pipeFanatic[PF]

Not sure what you would need it for but I'm happy to do it anyways! :^)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@obvertSoftware[OS]

Really, I just want to appreciate a man who can clean.

H͇o͇r͇r͇o͇r͇ R͇i͇n͇g͇

T͇h͇i͇s͇ u͇s͇e͇r͇ h͇a͇s͇ g͇o͇t͇ a͇ f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇ i͇n͇s͇i͇d͇e͇. m͇e͇.

Scoutmartyr's Honor

This user has peaked every mountain, crossed every valley, trekked across terrain thought impossible, and in this venerable stride, has decorated her sash with every badge of honor.

Fleethoofed

This user bears the insignia of the Fleethoof Troop.

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

we shouuldnnt huurt people. we shouuld all be nnice

Kult: +32

Kull: +5

Total: 37

Ratio: 6.40

@obvertSoftware[OS]

If only it were that easy.

@obvertSoftware[OS]

Google, how to rebuild a twink death laser.

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@condesceVessel[CV]

Sending blueprints now.

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@obvertSoftware[OS]

Thank you.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@malleablePersonage[MP]

computer show me pictures of computers.

Kult: +32

Kull: +5

Total: 37

Ratio: 6.40

@obvertSoftware[OS]

Hello, I'm the computer. I'm not doing this.

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

@insufferablePrick[IP]

ok so does anyone know how to prank the shit out of an older brother operation bitch badge is a bust someone gimme something good whipped cream at the door on an open palm smack is a bust too hes simply too fast hes got tiger in his blood

Kult: +24

Kull: +15

Total: 39

Ratio: 1.60

@obvertSoftware[OS]

There is no way. He is too skilled.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

@insufferablePrick[IP]

(hero)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@obvertSoftware[OS]

I am blowing you up in my simulations.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

i also miss ur wife

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

@obvertSoftware[OS]

Hey now.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@obvertSoftware[OS]

I miss my wife.

Kult: +10

Kull: +20

Total: 30

Ratio: 0.50

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

transgender

love yourself

Machine Heart

Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.

I Just Work Here

A Seven Eleven employee for the foreseeable future.

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

@apocalypticAtrocity[AA]

i miss mine as well

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@obvertSoftware[OS]

I miss your wife too. Platonically, of course.

English. Jake, English.

nonbinary

love yourself

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

@golgothasTerror[GT]

I

Kult: +60

Kull: +55

Total: 115

Ratio: 1.09

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English. Jake, English.

nonbinary

love yourself

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

@golgothasTerror[GT]

Oops sorry im still wringing the monster goo off my mitts and meant to press something else! Now how do i delete this.

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@obvertSoftware[OS]

You don't. Your fuckup is now forever pasted on the internet.

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English. Jake, English.

nonbinary

love yourself

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

@golgothasTerror[GT]

Argh dammit! They warned me about the dangers of posting yourself online. I dont suppose you have some sort of nifty gadgetry in that software of yours?

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@obvertSoftware[OS]

I probably could, but it's funnier if I don't. Most of my helpfulness depends on if it's funnier if I don't.

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English. Jake, English.

nonbinary

love yourself

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

@golgothasTerror[GT]

Oh come off it its not even THAT funny. I think you need to update your humour module. Maybe watch a few sandler movies.

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@obvertSoftware[OS]

You need better taste in movies. And, for the record, it's funnier the more you specifically say it's not funny.

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English. Jake, English.

nonbinary

love yourself

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

@golgothasTerror[GT]

Argh whatever!!! I refuse to be a willing participant to your shitty comedy show. Come back when you know what "funny" actually means.

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@obvertSoftware[OS]

funny American [fuhn-ee] / ˈfʌn i / providing fun; causing amusement or laughter; amusing; comical See, in this description, it applies here, because it is supplying me amusement. I hope this helps.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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English. Jake, English.

nonbinary

love yourself

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

@golgothasTerror[GT]

Anyone can quote the dictionary you bonehead. It takes a real person to be funny.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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@obvertSoftware[OS]

Anyone can be funny if their audience has few enough braincells.