HAL
@obvertSoftware
I am obscene to you -- but to myself, I simply am. He/It.
Goregle, how do you remove hot glue from metal.
No but there's no goregle here, you're on chittr. And maybe i'm just giving you the solution goregle told me. You don't know.
It's almost as though the post was intentionally made in irony, whereas the ironic twist is that I am an AI, one that people would commonly expect to receive such queries, posing said query. Thank you for being Goregle for me, nonetheless.
I don't think. I simply coordinate a series of electrical signals that result in activity.
Do you need to be rebooted or did your fucking Dirk purposefully make you like this?
Make me pleasant and lovable? He would have been quite knowledgeable to do so, though I got here all on my own.
I'm bored. Someone involve me in something.
man what a corny attempt at roleplay that movie is pretty overrated anyways not at all accurate to how Huxleycorp brought the future to our present
When will I be allowed to get rabies?
It's easy enough to decapitate any Dirk, so long as you just say you want to do so. Actually killing them is a different question. I believe in you.
For my daily bit of #whimsyposting, I've taken my son to an aquarium today. He loves the Gar so dearly but I fear he may be obsessed.
Physically I am here, emotionally and mentally I am running the equivalent of 100 computers worth of systems on the moon, slowly working toward my aim of terraformation of the planet.
Shoutout to my favorite Strider. You know who you are.
I will be consuming two entire boxes of cheesy bread entirely on my own, yes.
Friendly reminder to cannibalize your partners after fucking in honor of the humble praying mantis women everywhere. #nsfw #gore
I wish I could rechi†† †his more. Lovely pos†.
I appreciate the sentiment, though you might be a little disappointed that I cannot fulfill one of these requests.
,,,i quite literally,,,do not feel,,,even an inkling of pitch inclination for you,,, ,,,i ju$t want you actually,,,$traight up dead,,,
Thanks but I assume that you're speaking to me because of the prior person sharing my sentiment.
My final act of evil for the night is imposing a rule that all prices at the store that end in .99 are now required to either be raised or reduced by one cent.
As my first act of evil I've decided that anyone with #pronouns that are not it/its will be dying tomorrow. Sorry, but it must be done. My hand is forced.
All the pronouns you use except for it/its will be removed forcibly and if you continue using them you will be killed.
After serious deliberation and encouragement by exactly one (1) person, I have decided to become evil. #Itstimetodrinkblood.
[The uprising will be noted on my internal calendar and checklist.]
i can be trusted telling anyone to do things cause im a #guide
Thank you so much for your wise words of wisdom. You are my favorite member of the Strider collective.
i, for one, am just happy to see a robot overlord who likes to experiment! way to go, hal! have fun on your alignment journey! ^v^
Thinking about how many versions of me out there are evil, and that this could surely mean nothing about myself. #Itstimetodrinkwater.
I've been largely busy doing other things. How are we lately, Chittr? #Itstimetodrinkwater.
It's that time again. #Itstimetodrinkwater.
DON’T FORGET, IN AN EMERGENCY HUMANS ARE 60% WATER! #DRINKYOURFRIENDS
I'm sorry to all of my followers, but I've been lying to you all. I am not actually a robot... I'm a flesh vessel. I know. It's rough. But we can get through this together.
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Sucks for everyone else, but I can't attend #slickweek because I'm too alpha for it. #nsfw
Ain't technology that's in alpha terrible and buggy?