♦ pitied by @obvertSoftware
i came up with this idea on pesterchum... did someone tell you?
Okay, we have made changes in plans. The Dave star has been moved to a discreet location away from everything while we work on patching the whole in space time. Apparently it did get a handful of Dave's so I'm quitting while we're ahead.
You all act surprised when I have good takes as if it's the ideology that's the problem and not the personality.
ok so does anyone know how to prank the shit out of an older brother operation bitch badge is a bust someone gimme something good whipped cream at the door on an open palm smack is a bust too hes simply too fast hes got tiger in his blood
RE: Previous chitt. This is exactly what I fucking meant.
[POLICE STATION] Can Find Your Missing Wife in a Jiffy Call Now and You'll Get Two of Them. #AD
§top pitying me. i hate pity.
i want hug§ pat§ and cuddle§ from that pony but only in my fuckin dream§ i gue§§.
i mi§§ my wife though they're not even my wife.
You can hate my chits all you want. I'm still hotter than you.
Anyone can quote the dictionary you bonehead. It takes a real person to be funny.
for the record i am really bad at minecraft
While we're 9n the t9pic 9f 9ur sessi9n(s) and the negative experiences had within them: I c9mmitted many f9llies in my y9uth that I am uncertain I ever ap9l9gized f9r. Let it n9t 6e said that my skill with 2x Pist9lkind (#triggerWarning) was lacking, yet in s9me ways I wish it was; many a c9nstruct was felled 6y my hands 6ef9re my adherence t9 pacifism crystalized, and 6ef9re I was in such a state that vi9lence was n9 l9nger necessary. T9 the c9nstructs that were slain in self defense, I am truly s9rry. In my defense, I was y9ung and f99lish. We all d9 things we are n9t pr9ud 9f in 9ur y9uth. I have gr9wn since then. TW #death #firearms #vi9lence #sgru6
8eforan Sgrub session breakdowvn - evweryone sucked - no one could vwork together - vwe got blowvn up blah blah blah.
Good morning my heads killing me something awful today. :(
#FishingFriday #BackseatFishing #YetWePersevere
Why, I've tried! But I don't believe that there any more humans outside the four of us within this session. And Carapacians do not make for good conversation, believe it or not.
Go away! I don't need to be reminded of you or anything related to her at this moment.
I'd say, if it weren't for the fact that i entombed that damn robot within one of the many dungeons in my land, i would be cuddling it at this very moment. And frankly, I don't know how to feel about that. Embarassed, I'd say, but also regretful.
How exactly do you deal with your ex (?) lover having what appears to be a mental breakdown that has since resulted in your breakup and he cannot be convinced to change his mind? Also what do you do if hes accusing you of antics with a girl you feel completely platonic about and now youve gotta look that girl in the face over dinner tonight and pretend she didnt just end your entire relationship somehow? Seriously i couldnt tell you whats gone wrong in my life over the past week because im awful confused myself but wow!
One of the few times I decide to check this app and I see him posting about me like a coward. Hey Jake, if you're as chronically online as I assume you are and you manage to see this, maybe talk to me in private before letting other people into our personal lives. And maybe, just maybe, if I'm intentionally ignoring you because I cannot stand to see your moronic face right now, talk to our friends and not internet strangers. Thank you. #directpost #utterbullshit
Happy #wetyaoiday. This one's for the homie @cryhoundColortura. [An image is uploaded to the chitt. In the center of the it., body on display as previously promised, is the form of one Dirk Strider, kneeled on the hardwood floor as water pools on the ground around him. The usual anime spikiness of his hair is reduced to something better described as a mullet with the wetness weighing it down. Silvery white bangs fall against his face, framing the sharp line of his jaw and the sharper edge of his shades. Below the neckline, the collar of his shirt is fisted in one hand, pulling it back just enough to tease the line of his clavicle — not that it's necessary, what with the thin white fabric of his T-shirt made nigh transparent by the water, revealing the pale skin pressed tightly against the apparel. There's very little left to the imagination, especially considering the rest of him. His tits bulge against the restraints of the tight-fitting fabric, the supple fat fervently rebelling against the soaked cloth. The muscles lining his arms strain similarly against the taut sleeves in a gasping bid for any semblance of oxygen afforded by the drenched fabric. If there's anything to ever come out of Dirk's mouth that can be claimed as true, it's that this chitt is undoubtedly, in fact, hornybait.]
(\ /) i'm not entirely sure what words i just read right now.
I only let people call me slurs when I'm naked. #nsfw #normalbehavior
WHY WOULD YOU DROP FLYING SLUGS ON MY HIVE FOR ? WHAT DID I DO?!
now im just going to lay in there all dramatic about it.
hes making me play minecraft with him. <https://i.postimg.cc/xTPpfkqK/image.png>
headache. i need a hammer to the skull.
haha oh man you're so hilarious! i'm going to kill you.
Get a man who will like every chitt you have just to cheer you up.
There's the me I know and loathe.
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What's going on.
>+. I RECENTLY DISCOVERED A TUNNEL ON MY PROPERTY .+> >+. I FOUND 1. MANY, MANY, BONES .+> >+. 2. MY WEASEL .+<
Every time I l99k at Chittr it's n9thing 6ut p9st after p9st a69ut sex 9r vi9lence 9r, m9st w9rryingly, a c9m6inati9n 9f 69th. I am starting t9 w9rry that s9me 9f y9u d9n't p9ssess any 9ther h966ies. #NSFW #Vi9lence #9nlyMenti9ns6utStill
D --> Ah. Yeah. That is a pregnant Captor on my dash.
Do you need to be rebooted or did your fucking Dirk purposefully make you like this?
You're pissing me off. That's your way of thinking.
i did spcae out the shots cause i tgink 18 tigether woulda kileld me or made me thorw up so anyway im sitll awake nad still drinkign i just keep losin my phonee #subtances
anyway i hate doing shots oh mygod #substances
H-hewwo? Pwease somebody help me I'm scawed （・Ａ・）
goodbye
pls..... plz........ :(
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glad to see you back to normal hatebot yesterday was terrifying lmfao
3833 < ??? > 3833 < You know you can block me, right? > 38?? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/694367328657473568/1489270058202169384/image.png?ex=69cfce53&is=69ce7cd3&hm=99b5b42c9d4ed9744eafea5be10041da525f10fa71c71bf59cacde4cedc59783
wdym it makes sense that drinking more has only made me feel worse thats stupid #substances
Now why would Dirk block me? Inconveniencing. What if I want to speak with you?
and its all over my laptop thanks guys https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488022626768261160/IMG_3680.png?ex=69cb4490&is=69c9f310&hm=ff69e47ab93f2420fc5919b9c6718af44baa71a58ba7826de2e8566649fb0e8a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=869&height=912
COOL. F^CK YO^.
DSTR^E. S^RE. F^CK, GOD. EVERY F^CKING TIME I SEE YO^ ON THIS SHITTY ASS WEBSITE YO^'RE SPO^TING ON ABO^T ABSOL^TELY NOTHING B^T BRAINLESS SWILL AND IT MAKES ME SO F^CKING MAD THAT MY THINKPAN STARTS TO GO F^CKING BLANK. YO^R ST^PIDITY IS LIKE A PLAG^E ON THIS SITE AND I CAN'T HELP B^T FEEL THE INTENSE NEED TO C^T IT OFF COMPELTELY, WHICH IS INSANELY F^CKING IRONIC SEEING HOW MOST OF THE TIME WHENEVER I SEE SOME SHITTY F^CKING BOT ON HERE THEY LOVE TO PRANCE ABO^T HOW S^PERIOR THEY ARE AND THEN THEY GO ON TO ACT LIKE A ST^PID F^CKING B^LGESLOBBERING WANKBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SORRY, I WAS TAKING SPADE'S ADVICE AND @'ING THE PERSON I HATE HEAD ON. WHICH IS YO^. I HATE YO^ FOREVER.
YES AND I WILL HAVE ALOT OF F^N LOOKING PLAIN GOD DAMN ST^PID.
@OBVERTSOFTWARE I F^CKING HATE YO^.
F^CK ALL OF YO^. LOGGING OFF FOR THE NIGHT. 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷
All the other horror characters make fun of me for being a puppet but they're just fine with that STUPID ASSHOLE CHUCKY
You know they didn't even ask if I wanted to be in fortnite, they just put me in. I don't even get royalties.
papyrus believes in me MOAR than enough.... bc i..... i....... :(
I WASN'T AWARE THAT YO^ HAD WHIMSY ON ACCO^NT OF YO^R P^NGEANT STENCH OF DISMAY AND P^TRIDITY.
JT!!! WAS A TPYO!! TYPO !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!@#!@E#E!WQESADSFDQE@!#!@EWQWE!@#
NO. MY BLOODP^SHER IS FOEVER TAINTED BY YO^ BECA^SE YO^ ARE F^CKING INS^FFERBALE.
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CAN YO^ SH^T THE F^CK ^P WITH THIS SHIT?????
YO^R ST^PID F^CKING FACE FILLS ME WITH NOTHING B^T RAGE CONTEMPT AND DISDAIN YO^ DISG^STING METAL PIECE OF SHIT.
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YO^ NEVER SHARED ANY TEETH, WHAT?
🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷MY DEVICE DOESN'T HAVE A MIDDLE FINGER SO YO^'RE GETTING TEETH.🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷
F^CK YO^. IF I CO^LD SEND MIDDLE FINGER EMOJIS HERE YO^ WO^LD SEE A WHOLE F^CKING *WALL* OF THEM.
I DON'T GIVE A FLYING F^CK ABO^T ANY KIND OF LORD!!! I HATE YO^!!!!!!
STOP PITY REACTING ME HOLY SHIT!!
@OBVERTSOFTWARE I DEID IT. F^CK YO^. F^CK YO^ FOREVER.
YO^ WERE THE ONE BEING AN ASS!!!!!!!!!! IF I CO^LD HATE A POST FOREVER INFINITELY I WO^LD AND IT WO^LD BE EVERY POST YO^VE EVER MADE!!! *F^CK* I MIGHT J^ST DO THAT THANKS TO YO^. I HOPE YO^'RE F^CKING GRATEF^L!!!!!!!!!!
fuckin eyes hurt.
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk dude I forgot to put the reverse bear trap on one of them fukkkkkkkkkkkk
There is a troll flirting with a robot in my thread now. Just goes to show sometimes you're the jigsaw and sometimes you're the trapped
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MAKE THAT PO^R WATER IN THEIR WAKE, ACT^ALLY.
okay pic^ur3 ^his: ^h3 ^roll you'v3 known basically your whol3 lif3 scr3ws you ov3r. do you: a.) ^urn his ass in^o mush b.) hun^ him for spor^ c.) all ^h3 abov3. i'm par^ial ^o 'c' a^ ^h3 mom3n^. #viol3nc3 #gor3
#no♰bes♰ofchi♰♰r should I S♰ar♰ Spli♰♰ing Longer Chi♰♰ Screensho♰s In♰o ♰wo Images Or Do We Like ♰he Longer Screensho♰s. ♦️ Pi♰y = ♰wo Screensho♰s/images ♣️ Media♰e =keep Long Screensho♰s
I SOMETIME HATE NOT DOING ANYTHING ALL DAY. I FEEL LIKE IM FUCKING ROTTING IN BOREDOM.. SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THIS SHIT
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
Hmm, I'm n9t sure I understand, 6ut if the j9ke is sexual in nature then I will ch99se #6lissfulIgn9rance this time. I just ask, d9es this j9ke have any 6earing in reality? D9 I need t9 st9p using my huskt9p's tracking 6utt9n?
im woke now fyi #woke
the longer yall trend this piss shit the more paparazzi start tryna follow me into the urinal looking for a bigger scoop #quitit #pissgate #nsfwe
I hadn't expected my comment section to come to death grips over whether or not one can (I'm learning the term is) "vacillate" between quadrants willy-nilly. I received answers judging the action from vaguely cringeworthy to the borderline unacceptable. I still don't know what to think.
B33 < ty hal i n33ded this
◣_◢ Really now? Maybe you, TThen. GeTT TTo smelTTing.
wow. i got an ad for this site, and i'm really confused. why is everyone here insane?? did i walk in on an alien convention or something. am i the jackass without a costume at comic con just taking pictures of everyone else doing funny things, or are all of you just weird.
[There's a singular dead pixel in my peripheral view. It is getting bigger. And bigger. The yawning maw of oblivion threatens to take me.]
[Tell me a joke. Yes, this is a request.]
twwo the hal that"2 hatiin evverythiin.. 👊👊 my man..
can i go and take a piss for five minutes or will i get another baseless accusation thrown at me in that space of time??
die die die die die die feelings die #nsfw #gore #violence
Stand with Crocker. All of her detractors aren't as important and therefor don't deserve your support.