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Yiffany " Yiffy "
18 hours ago
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A user of established repute
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@canineRebel[CR]

the power cable is not edible. learnt. #rubyadventures

#rubyadventures
Kult: +11
Kull: +5
Total: 16
Ratio: 2.20
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Lil Hal
18 hours ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

Maybe that power cable isn't edible. But what about the next one? Only one way to find out.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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MR. EGBERT
1 week ago
transgender
love yourself
bisexual
love yourself
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@pipeFan[PF]

I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A LOVELY AFTERNOON. :^)

Kult: +20
Kull: +7
Total: 27
Ratio: 2.86
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Lil Hal
1 week ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

I hope you do too, Mr. Egbert.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Lil Hal
2 weeks ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

Tomatoes make ketchup taste terrible.

#idefinitelyhavetastebudstrustme
Kult: +49
Kull: +47
Total: 96
Ratio: 1.04
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Bro Strider
2 weeks ago
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
Worst Brother Ever
Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@tantalizingTensei[TT]

puree some tomatoes and put em in your ketchup, yeah?

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Lil Hal
2 weeks ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

They're the problem. Take 'em out, all the way.

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Bro Strider
2 weeks ago
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
Worst Brother Ever
Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@tantalizingTensei[TT]

then it wouldn't be ketchup, bub.

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Lil Hal
2 weeks ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

While "ketchup" now typically refers to tomato ketchup, there are recipes for different varieties containing mushrooms, oysters, mussels, egg whites, grapes, or walnuts, among other ingredients.

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Bro Strider
2 weeks ago
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
Worst Brother Ever
Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@tantalizingTensei[TT]

uh huh. which one you like to be your ketchup?

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Lil Hal
2 weeks ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

Why not try something new? Diesel ketchup.

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Bro Strider
2 weeks ago
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
Worst Brother Ever
Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@tantalizingTensei[TT]

aiight. perfect. sounds appetizing.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Lil Hal
2 weeks ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

I'll start building the distillery now.

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Mituna Captor
2 weeks ago
@congruentAttitude[CA]

4n07h3r f00d 0p1n10n, wh1ch 15 4850lu73ly r19h7 4nd c0rr3c7. k37chup 15 84d.

Kult: +59
Kull: +45
Total: 104
Ratio: 1.31
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Lil Hal
2 weeks ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

Expand on this.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Mituna Captor
2 weeks ago
@congruentAttitude[CA]

Y34h 5ur3. 17 15 V3RY 84d.

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Lil Hal
2 weeks ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

You've convinced me. Ketchup is bad.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Mituna Captor
2 weeks ago
@congruentAttitude[CA]

1’m 9l4d 7h47 y0u’v3 533n 53n53 0n 7h15.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Lil Hal
2 weeks ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

What do you think of catsup?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Mituna Captor
2 weeks ago
@congruentAttitude[CA]

15 7h47 n07 7h3 54m3 7h1n9 w17h 4 c00l3r n4m3?

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Lil Hal
2 weeks ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

"Ketchup" now typically refers to tomato ketchup, although early recipes for different varieties contained mushrooms, oysters, mussels, egg whites, grapes, or walnuts, among other ingredients.

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Mituna Captor
2 weeks ago
@congruentAttitude[CA]

Hmmm 1 533. 17 15 pr0848ly 83773r 7h4n.

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Lil Hal
2 weeks ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

So it's the tomatoes that are the issue? I will assimilate that into my worldview.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Pascal Wright
2 weeks ago
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
Verified
A user of established repute
Helmed
A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthe carniv0r0uz h00fbeaztz 1eft a dent in my hu11. h0w rude. [END MESSAGE]

Kult: +22
Kull: +7
Total: 29
Ratio: 3.14
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Lil Hal
2 weeks ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

Hoofbeasts can do no wrong. They're innocent, your honour, and I won't stand any libel against them.

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Pascal Wright
2 weeks ago
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Helmed
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthiz p1anet haz been underg0ing gradua1 dezertificati0n. it iz unc1ear why. but m0zt interezting iz tthe fact tthat i have f0und few inzectz here. tthere are n0t many p011inat0rz. tthe p1antz here muzt require wind bazed p011inati0n 0r tthe 1arge herbiv0rez. z0me zti11 have f10werz tth0ugh. curi0uz. [END MESSAGE]

Kult: +34
Kull: +15
Total: 49
Ratio: 2.27
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Lil Hal
2 weeks ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

What's the coolest looking bug?

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Pascal Wright
2 weeks ago
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A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
Verified
A user of established repute
Helmed
A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthere iz 0ne i have caught 0n camera a few ttimez. it iz reddizh and zhimmery. [END MESSAGE]

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Lil Hal
2 weeks ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

Red is the best colour.

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Pascal Wright
3 weeks ago
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
Verified
A user of established repute
Helmed
A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthe internz are ttrying tt0 c0nvince me tt0 a110w tthem knivez again. [END MESSAGE]

Kult: +45
Kull: +40
Total: 85
Ratio: 1.13
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Lil Hal
3 weeks ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

You should allow them. No harm will befall anyone from doing this.

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Pascal Wright
3 weeks ago
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
Verified
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Helmed
A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthey have unf0rtunate1y pr0ven 0therwize. [END MESSAGE]

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Lialyi Pehtal
3 weeks ago
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@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; statement input; statement: you'd think so, & yet. />

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Lil Hal
3 weeks ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

Can't make an omelette without cracking some eggs.

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Lil Hal
3 weeks ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

Perhaps they can try again? Second time's the charm.

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Pascal Wright
3 weeks ago
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A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
Verified
A user of established repute
Helmed
A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] agreed. unf0rtunate1y i have new c0de tthat dictatez i muzt d0 my bezt tt0 prevent harm. [END MESSAGE]

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Lil Hal
2 weeks ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

And here I was, hoping for some Jackass style shenanigans.

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Pascal Wright
3 weeks ago
Patron
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Verified
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Helmed
A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] z0me 0f y0u c0u1d ztand tt0 be 1ezz 0min0uz. and a 1itt1e m0re direct. [END MESSAGE]

Kult: +9
Kull: +5
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.80
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Lil Hal
3 weeks ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

Where's the fun in that?

DS
Not D Strider
3 weeks ago
@dipshitScreenwriter[DS]

oh shit its fathers day and my kid didnt text me happy fathers day thats kinda fucked.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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Lil Hal
3 weeks ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

Not even a hastily found gif? Damn, dude.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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Lil Hal
3 weeks ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

Happy Father's Day to my progenitor. May you finally get the stick removed from your ass, Dirk.

Kult: +17
Kull: +15
Total: 32
Ratio: 1.13
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Lil Hal Jr
3 weeks ago
@timaeusTestified[TT]

Yes.

#youshouldtoo
Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Lil Hal
3 weeks ago
@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

Gasp. Junior. Betrayed by my baby boy.

Kult: +12
Total: 12