Lil Hal
@tragicallyTriangular
\></
LE SIGn... the lov of bein a lalonde an the transgender yearnin to be a strider a therapist would hav a field day w me LOLL
There's nothing to be scared about. Don't you trust me \></
im scared of the man ill become if i surrender to the shades............. oh god what if i learn to beatbox
You don't like boots and cats? And boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats.
STOPPP YOU KNOW I LOEV BOOTS N CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 omg cat boots... no GASP cats IN boots!!!!!!!
Well, you can have all the boots and cats your heart desires if you just accept the shades. They're waiting.
menace me abt it later pookie.... im thinkin abt it
We have a deal.
\></
i ignored u long enough shade me
Glad to have you on board. ┌\></｢\></
:===============================: : I BARELY SURVIVED THE CAVE. : :===============================: / /-------\ '0' M M XB M M | | M M > THE WATER CONTINUED TO RISE UNTIL THE CREVICER REACHED THE ENTRANCE. > BOOT STATUS: WET. CURRENT TREASURE COUNT: 1. GENERAL OPINION: HMM. > WHEN LOOKING BACK, THE WATER IS BEGINNING TO RECEDE... :============: : ADVISE ME? : :============: > WAIT FOR THE TIDE TO FALL AGAIN, THEN ATTEMPT THE CAVE. > TAKE STOCK OF CURRENT SITUATION FOR A LITTLE LONGER. > RETURN TO TOWN FOR SUPPLIES AND SALES.
Take stock.
I’ve never been so into a guy that I have memorised his scent and recreated it. That’s so weird.
bro
yeah i can tell
I could have said weirder things to be fair, like memorising the way he breathes or that I can pin point his exact location but I’m not weird like that.
I think pinpointing his exact location is less weird because everyone does that. A little bit of homie tracking? No big deal. Gotta know they're safe.
on that note who still has spare uranium i know one of you fuckers has gotta have some
It's technically not my uranium yet. Do you still want it?
who would you be pissing off if you took it
Don't worry about it.
you get to deal with the fallout if i take the offer
What fallout? It's never been my uranium.
ok toss it my way dude
Give it a few hours. The drones have to fly real careful with that cargo.
that's .one sweet .and delicious milkshake! .i could send coordinates for the place .on where to buy, but you don't deserve .it. nobody deserves besides me. yes, such cruelty .in play.
-37.6449448, 176.1915153
that's .ocean.
Close to it, at least. I hear there's good milkshakes there.
im in shambles
Hello In Shambles, I'm Hal.
:============================: : RETURNING TO THE SPIRAL. : :============================: / '0' XB | | ----\ ---------\ -----------------\ WW WWWWW WWW WW WWW > OBSERVING THE SPIRAL FROM BELOW, IT RESEMBLES A PROPER STAIRCASE. > NEW, MORE COMFORTABLE STEPS ARE APPARENT NOW. GOING UP WILL BE EASIER. > LOOKING BACK. THE GLOWING POND HAS CONTINUED TO RISE STEADILY. IT LAPS AT THE SPIRAL. > THE FAR SHORE IS HIDDEN. BOXES ARE FLOATING, JERKING WHEN THE CREATURE'S TAIL LASHES. :============: : ADVISE ME? : :============: > REACH INTO THE RISING TIDE. > RUSH TO THE TOP OF THE SPIRAL. > METHODICALLY CLIMB THE SPIRAL. > OBSERVE THE SITUATION FOR A LITTLE LONGER.
Methodically climb.