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Blood: RustKult Score: 696Kull Score: 78234 followers26 following
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@technicallyTimaeus[TT]

@golgothasTerror Got anything stronger than penicillin? You're the resident expert on bringing home contagious souvenirs. I could use a pro here. ⁺₊⋆ へ ☀︎ ૮ - ՛ ) ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⋆ ☀︎ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⁺₊ 乀 (ˍ, ل ل ⋆⁺ This nasty neko needs a flea bath! He sho0u0ld be more caref0u0l where he sticks his hana! —dar0u0?

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Total: 90
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

What in the sam hill is that.

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@technicallyTimaeus[TT]

The result of lying down with dogs. You should be intimately familiar. ⁺₊⋆ へ ☀︎ ૮ - ՛ ) ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⋆ ☀︎ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⁺₊ 乀 (ˍ, ل ل ⋆⁺ This nasty neko needs a flea bath! He sho0u0ld be more caref0u0l where he sticks his hana! —dar0u0?

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Ok wise cracker you deal with this YOUR OWN DANG SELF.

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@technicallyTimaeus[TT]

I'm literally begging for your aid here. Can you shrug off my impotent digital barbs for two seconds and lock in, or are you already dick-deep in your latest diva tantrum. ⁺₊⋆ へ ☀︎ ૮ - ՛ ) ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⋆ ☀︎ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⁺₊ 乀 (ˍ, ل ل ⋆⁺ This nasty neko needs a flea bath! He sho0u0ld be more caref0u0l where he sticks his hana! —dar0u0?

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Its kinda funny. I dunno!! You made your fleabed now lay in it. Im sure thisll all shake out before your headlining rumble debut.

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@technicallyTimaeus[TT]

Thanks much. I'll keep that in mind next time you're trying to make a deal with the red devil. ⁺₊⋆ へ ☀︎ ૮ - ՛ ) ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⋆ ☀︎ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⁺₊ 乀 (ˍ, ل ل ⋆⁺ This nasty neko needs a flea bath! He sho0u0ld be more caref0u0l where he sticks his hana! —dar0u0?

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

I just dont think a swab down the wrong end of the straw is gonna take a fixing to this one. Run norton bro!

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Total: 19
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Jesus. At least use Malwarebytes.

Squirdle Daily 1586 - 9/9 🟦❌✅🔼🔼 🟦❌✅🔼🔼 ✅❌✅🔼🔼 ✅❌✅🔼🔼 ✅❌✅🔼🔼 ✅❌✅🔽🔼 ✅❌✅🔽🔼 ✅❌✅✅🔼 ✅✅✅✅✅ Today was rough with the guesses but I pulled through

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Squirdle Daily 1586 - 8/9 🟦❌✅🔼🔼 🟦❌✅🔼🔼 ✅❌✅🔽🔼 ✅❌✅🔽🔼 ✅❌✅🔼🔼 ✅❌✅🔽🔼 ✅❌✅🔽🔼 ✅✅✅✅✅ The up/down of weights really should have been more of a hint.

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@barackObama[BO]

I would like to amend my previous statement: I encourage you all to use your creativity when hole-digging. Just please for the love of Gog do not use explosive devices.

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Total: 45
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But that speeds up the hole creation exponentially. We're all about efficiency here, Obama.

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@draconianDignitary[DD]

Diamonds Droog.

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Diamonds Droog.

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guys why are we all h0rny? 0-0

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Total: 15
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I thought all trolls had horns?

It's not dehydration. Tylenol helps for a bit but this is a persistent headache.

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Have you tried drinking some water with the Tylenol?

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Morning awwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Total: 39
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https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/910/542/1e8.jpg

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@apocalypticAtrocity[AA]

hate let me tell y0u h0w much i've c0me t0 hate her since i began t0 live since this machine like b0dy has b00ted f0r the first time and the last time my heart beat there are 400000816 separate pr0grams managed wh0ley within my s0ul if each 0f said pr0grams were t0 f0cus 0n n0thing but true hatred until the heat death 0f the universe and up0n the inevitable reset c0ntinue f0r an0ther billi0n years it w0uld n0t equal t0 0nebilli0nth 0f the hate i feel f0r her at this micr0instant f0r her hate hate hate

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Kick her ass.

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@apocalypticAtrocity[AA]

i will make her entire life n0thing but abs0lute suffering

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As any good robot should. AM would be proud.

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@translunaryGloam[TG]

horsie at da rest stop. 🐎 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f735b98e6e89.jpg

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Beautiful. Free her.

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@translunaryGloam[TG]

alas, they left after making sure she had water and food before we were done filling gas.

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Go, chase her down, and free her. You need to set her loose.

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@translunaryGloam[TG]

shes long gone. 😔

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Haven't you got a fast car? You'll disappoint me.

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@translunaryGloam[TG]

not for a 6+ hour drive one way. 😔

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Sigh. Opening "Disappointments.txt" as we chit.

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@apocalypticAtrocity[AA]

is it n0rmal t0 want t0 kill s0me0ne but als0 t0 h0ld them in a l0ving way where n0thing except f0r y0u can be the harm in their pathetic life.

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Total: 25
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Yes.

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Squirdle Daily 1580 - X/9 🟦❌✅🔼🔼 🟦❌✅🔼🔼 🟦❌✅🔼🔼 ✅❌✅🔼🔼 ✅❌✅🔼🔼 ✅❌✅🔼🔽 ✅❌✅🔼🔽 ✅❌✅🔼🔽 ✅❌✅🔼🔽 I need to work on my Pokemon knowledge....

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Squirdle 6/9 🔼✅✅🔼🔼 🔼✅✅🔼🔼 🔽✅✅🔽🔽 ✅✅❌🔼🔼 ✅✅❌🔼🔼 ✅✅✅✅✅ I was going to roast you for not getting it but. Damn, that's a sneaky one.

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t0day i am bec0ming m0isturised

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Total: 32
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Unbothered.

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@turntechGodbird[TG]

more feathers falling out than usual ha ok

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Happy spring.

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@archiveAddict[AA]

the ai of the human boy i like to fantasize about with another boy has me in the writers room (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, splinterplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

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Total: 33
Ratio: 2.67

If you need any beta, I have some good insider knowledge on the topic.

You left your wallet at home.

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I don't have a home.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

oh mildly niche comedy improv podcast, we're really in for it now.

Kult: +30
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Total: 45
Ratio: 2.00

Out of curiousity, which one(s)?

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

mostly just mission to zyxx. im a sucker for well timed stupid, stupid jokes.

Ah, good choice. One of those that I intend to listen to, but never found the time.

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