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yeah thats why i said wake tf up do you need a fuckin knight in shining armor or are you gonna be a grown up about evil naptime
would you rather have been obliiterated iin2tead? II don't apparently have a good track record around a22hole2 who treat tho2e around them liike puppet2...
II hope you know II am 2leepiing wiith an iiron 2hovel iin my hand from now on when playiing block game wiith you
The Karkat variants around here are very different from one another, but the throughline is still there.
II wiill not do a2 you 2ay, but take that 2taiirca2e...don't look down... and....ju2t iignore the viibratiing 2taiir2 okay?
II really don't know why II have two even 2ay thii2 but II offiiciially declare iit don't hate on your homiie2 drape2 friiday
JUST DR1NK SOM3 D4YGO
Yeah exactly. Better watch out crab boy the birds are out to getcha.
You're kiind of just makiing iit too easy, lmfao.
Aw shucks, not even here thiirty miinutes and II've already got myself a certiifiied Karkat rant. II thiink that's a new record or somethiing. Do people here liike not know what a goof iis or somethiing?? Or does some rando on the iinternet crackiing a joke on hiis own post just especiially rub folks the wrong way?? Maybe II should put that back then. IIf iit's gonna make people so damn sentiimental. 😂😂
Now you're just beiing gluttonous.
Somethiing somethiing thiis iis the greed the biible warned us about. Probably. II diidn't read the thiing lmfao.
technically you could see that one as slug biology
idk why would you need to know what kind of toes that one eridan likes comes to the same thing except this is science and not traumatizing
you didnt let me continue the first eggs to hatch get to eat the other ones see its funky cannibalism and you almost lived your whole life knowing nothing about it
because its funny that snails are cannibals karkat its nature at its finest
what part 0f my statement mentioned enc0uragement?
while i've never heard kanaya d0 that 'Oh Ho Ho' type laugh i know it lurks s0mewhere within her. waiting.
Ragebaited
but *kk*. 0n0 i had a whole-ass psych0tic break where i thought i was g0ing two wake back up 0n the meteor. i need my alt-timeline best friend and her chest here with me.
aight but you G0T two let me get next. kk with SPHERES? i never imagined that was p0ssible.
you would have fuckiing 2een iit anyway, 2o why not cut out the exploratory pha2e?
II con2iidered iit con2ervatiion of energy. II 2uppo2e II 2hould thank you for re2cuiing me though, iit wiill be niice two partake iin 2oliid food 2tuff2 agaiin. thank you. al2o thank you for re2cuiing me from beiing 2tuck lookiing at the chiittr feed, iit wa2 niice beiing free of iit for a whiile. unrelated: ii need two check the bulb iin my friidge (don't a2k) and 2wap iit wiith a fre2h one iin ca2e iit wa2 overu2ed (don't a2k)
next tiime II challenge you two piick a more accurate meme two my liiviing condiitiion2.
おー、どういうことか分かったよ。 今夜、二人はエッチできるといいね。
hey are the 2car2 of the content you acciidentally con2umed 2tiill burned iinto your retiina2?
え、何、あいつ溜め込み魔とかなの？アニメフィギュアに精液が多すぎる？
all the water wa2 replaced by coolant iin thii2 hiive. there miight be 2ome water iin the friidge though
iit'2 unlocked and II diid engiineer the coolant two be mo2tly non toxiic...ii2h Okay Troogle take a piicture of my current locatiion
brick it anywway
coordiinate2 2ent, II am 2tiill goiing two 2leep. al2o the coolant ta2te2 liike mountaiin2 dew, wiith added honey iif you want any.
havve you considered natural selection
iit2 not my fault iit u2e2 le22 energy two ju2t kiinda exii2t here youre totally welcome two joiin me you know but II'm not moviing, iit'2 two comfy. you know when you get that exact placement where you are liike 'wow thii2 ii2 niice ii never want two leave thii2 2pot ever'
no one can 2ave me from my2elf, you a2 a karkat 2hould fuckiing know thii2 II wiill however not drown iin a pool of beehou2e maiinframe coolant, iit contaiin2 oxygen, helpful miineral2 and viitamiin2, and by iit'2 very nature enough carbohydrate2 two 2u2taiin one2elf.
iit beat2 what II've been doiing two be faiir, whiich wa2 iif you needed two know layiing 2iideway2 iin a puddle of coolant on my hiive floor for the la2t 60 or 2o cycle2
the niight ii2 2tiill young and riipe for dii2appoiintment
glad youre so tickled by my public humilation once again so whats better for being hit by lightning laying down or standing up
iif you want an army of braiindead horndog2 2iimpiing after you that wouldn't be a bad plan
whos gonna stop me bro
uh yes? do you want me to go back and @ you cause i can and might anyway
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHUD BULLSHIT? "FRIENDZONED"?! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, DID YOUR BRAIN DEVOLVE BACK INTO A FOUR SWEEP OLD WITH A CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER THAT THE GIRL HE LIKES WON'T KISS HIM? THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST PATHETIC SHIT I'VE SEEN TODAY AND I'VE SEEN PEOPLE POSTING A TEST CONFIRMING WHICH SHITTY MEME FACE THEY ARE. GET A FUCKING GRIP YOU SLACK JAWED MOUTH BREATHER BEFORE YOU BREATH YOUR STUPID ON THE REST OF US.
i never implied it was more than one panel dude
rise and shine kiddies oglogoth is goin off https://i.imgur.com/7p960wH.png
yo do yashellf a favor n can it krabby
haha you should see jade's-
because everybody here posts that theyre horny did you miss the crowd thirsting over shipping a toaster oven with a robot
girl i'm bored let's get rabies
idk it could be fun
I’ve had it like three times (ra8ies) it always makes you so exhausted after
Yes yes, well typing with tendrils can be a rather difficult and my autocorrect seems to spite me. I will give you the benefit of the doubt that compared to most of the people in this cespool your variants are far from the furthest gone however I think that being the best in a sea of mediocrity is hardly something to be proud of.
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