Somethiing somethiing thiis iis the greed the biible warned us about. Probably. II diidn't read the thiing lmfao.

FUCK OFF, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE VAGUING ME YOU JUST FUCKING GOT HERE!
Damn. II could've been postiing about liiterally anythiing and you just deciided iit had to be you, huh? Maybe II should add priide to the liist. Smfh.

If I can jump in and meddle a 8it here, that's such a weak come8ack I literally cringed reading it.

LITERALLY CALLED ME FUCKING GREEDY THREE WHOLE MINUTES AGO, WHO THE FUCK ELSE WOULD YOU BE TALKING ABOUT? I MEAN SURE YOU COULD BE TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF BUT CONSIDERING YOU LITERALLY ARE JUST PUTTING MORE SINS ONTO ME FOR NO FUCKING REASON OTHER THAN TO PISS ME OFF, MAKES ME BELIEVE YOU PUT THAT BAIT OUT JUST TO SEE IF I WOULD BITE. IT FUCKING WORKED NOW, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? TO WATCH ME SUFFER MORE OR TO JUST ADD MORE FUCKING SINS TO THE LIST OF MY EVER GROWING FUCKED UP EXISTANCE. THE ONLY REASON I EVEN BOTHERED HITTING SEND IS DUE TO THE FACT YOU HAD SOLLUX IN YOUR NAME BEFORE CHANGING IT, ANYWAY. GO SUCK A PAIR OF FAT FUCKING GLOBES AND SHOVE THAT PRIDE STRAIGHT DOWN A HOOFBEASTS FILTHY SPHINCTER.
Aw shucks, not even here thiirty miinutes and II've already got myself a certiifiied Karkat rant. II thiink that's a new record or somethiing. Do people here liike not know what a goof iis or somethiing?? Or does some rando on the iinternet crackiing a joke on hiis own post just especiially rub folks the wrong way?? Maybe II should put that back then. IIf iit's gonna make people so damn sentiimental. 😂😂