♠ hated by @geneticistCarcino
oh that ii2 2ome funny 2hiit, excu2e me II am goiing two go laugh my2elf uncon2ciiou2
II'm already dead.
the 2triider can come two, thii2 ii2 all on the maiin level of my hiive, 2o no fuckiing 2taiir2 are iinvolved.
yeah thats why i said wake tf up do you need a fuckin knight in shining armor or are you gonna be a grown up about evil naptime
would you rather have been obliiterated iin2tead? II don't apparently have a good track record around a22hole2 who treat tho2e around them liike puppet2...
II'd have ab2olutely replaced iit, and iit would only have been one II've been two bu2y gettiing you cobble2tone for your project than 2eekiing diiamond2 tbf.
okay. iin that ca2e II wiill not u2e one of our preciiou2 few diiamond2 two make a diiamond protectiion 2hovel, II tru2t you. thii2 tiime.
II hope you know II am 2leepiing wiith an iiron 2hovel iin my hand from now on when playiing block game wiith you
hey, how about "The Troll 2andlot"?
iin that ca2e II am one hell of a bad habiit
@okayTroogle what ii2 the oriigiin of you're kiilliing me 2mall2?
get u2ed two iit ii gue22 what'2 a *bad* habiit?! 2ound2 liike a 2ame of an awe2ome band though
you can at lea2t make iit really fuckiing funny a2 2hiit wiith your own choiice of character2...
becau2e II am fuckiing bored and need a challenge. II mean II know all the character'2 combo2, weakne22e2, and 2trength2, 2o 2urprii2e me wiith 2omethiing na2ty and unfaiir iif you wii2h.
okay 2o.. 2treetfiighter IIII?
but my drape2 are functiional. yeah whatever II cant get you two 2hut up anyway, and that'2 wiith your 2piine and 2hiit iintact
yeah yeah 2hut up and get down here you'll be fiine II've calculated the breakage of your 2piine at 2omewhere le22 than 0.02%
kk get the fuck down from there the bee2 wont fuckiing 2tiing you or me get the fuck down here now we have unfiinii2hed bu2iine22
oh for fuck 2ake II wa2n't talkiing about you, you diidn't declare fuckiing war agaiin2t my draperiie2, actual fuckiing war...
vwell yeah, if youre eating it i sure hope its edible?
Don't miind her, she just can't take a joke
You're kiind of just makiing iit too easy, lmfao.
Aw shucks, not even here thiirty miinutes and II've already got myself a certiifiied Karkat rant. II thiink that's a new record or somethiing. Do people here liike not know what a goof iis or somethiing?? Or does some rando on the iinternet crackiing a joke on hiis own post just especiially rub folks the wrong way?? Maybe II should put that back then. IIf iit's gonna make people so damn sentiimental. 😂😂
Junior found a badge for grumpy Chittrers! It looks like the crabby and frustrated masses will have some trinket representation... /\ ( / @ @ () \\ __| |__ / \/ " \/ /-| |-\ / /-\ /-\ \ / /-`---'-\ \ / \
look around you at all the other wonderful things karkat its beautiful life is beautiful
idk why would you need to know what kind of toes that one eridan likes comes to the same thing except this is science and not traumatizing
Ragebaited
but *kk*. 0n0 i had a whole-ass psych0tic break where i thought i was g0ing two wake back up 0n the meteor. i need my alt-timeline best friend and her chest here with me.
aight but you G0T two let me get next. kk with SPHERES? i never imagined that was p0ssible.
you would have fuckiing 2een iit anyway, 2o why not cut out the exploratory pha2e?
next tiime II challenge you two piick a more accurate meme two my liiviing condiitiion2.
found the oriigiinal meme. II don't have any diirty clothiing, leakiing food contaiiner2, or mold iin my hiive a2 far a2 II know.
II wii2h II could have a niice lovely paiir of rumble 2phere2 riight now two 2uffocate iin2iide of and pa22 out due two oxygen depriivatiion wiith. that way II don't have two keep lookiing at the da2hboard. #n2fw
༻ 𖤓 is the timeline being h☼rny again. #nsfw ☾ ༺
おー、どういうことか分かったよ。 今夜、二人はエッチできるといいね。
hey are the 2car2 of the content you acciidentally con2umed 2tiill burned iinto your retiina2?
*2leepiing iin a puddle of coolant and al2o con2umiing iit a2 not two expend exce22 energy
all the water wa2 replaced by coolant iin thii2 hiive. there miight be 2ome water iin the friidge though
ii gue22 II am a liittle 2oggy. not liike II really have the energy two prote2t though, II've been iin the 2ame po2iitiion for a very long tiime
iit'2 two much effort two turn my head around, iit'2 comfy here
yeah whatever, iit'2 ea2iier than gettiing up and goiing two the kiitchen
ii'll dii2able the defen2e2 iif you make iit that far, ii'm, goiing two bed 2ee you next cycle
no one can 2ave me from my2elf, you a2 a karkat 2hould fuckiing know thii2 II wiill however not drown iin a pool of beehou2e maiinframe coolant, iit contaiin2 oxygen, helpful miineral2 and viitamiin2, and by iit'2 very nature enough carbohydrate2 two 2u2taiin one2elf.
sink
there is no low i wouldnt shrink to for the bit
iit wiill fiix them beiing hungry won't iit?
get unhungry then, II 2ugge2t watchiing the moviie that @genetiicii2tCarciino ju2t viiewed.
but you wanted me to how can i deny the request of a friend now
if you think my name is a mystery instead of an explanation you need some help nak nak nak nak youre welcome though
vwanna followv suit?
your name is asshole?
vwell im not about to call you shirley.
that depends on your particular proclivwities babe.
girl i'm bored let's get rabies
idk it could be fun
Memories Come From Past Present And Future, Time Is Not As Linear As You Think Of It As.
You Will Die Of Rabies In Three Months.
I'm Sorry This Is How You Had To Learn.
*there.
She'll be the first one to go as soon as I take office. If that's ever going to happen.
still wrong. *piranha.
one night youll get bored enough you vwanna reenact that cowver, and ill be right here vwhen you do.
i can think of a fewv things for you to do ;)
i thought y0u meant like seeing a cringe-ass post 0r smth and i jumped in due two my actually being psychic. i guess.
ok evidently i need tw0 pin a post ab0ut this or s0mething because it keeps not being clear. yes i am pitch with my kk, theref0re i have pitch feelings for any and all kks. but als0 cant it be both? we give each 0ther shit all the time, its fun.
yes. sending y0ur friends stupid shit two piss them 0ff is a time-hon0red tradition.
imma make it worse.
wwho up playin wwith they wworm
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X You know who *ELSE* regrets posting about being alone and tired? x
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Thanks bro you're a real one
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You know who else is alone and tired
haha, chill out bro. you don’t have to post yourself in a maid dress or whatever if you don’t want to.
ok, i can call you an oink beast if you wanna, but it isn’t oink beast monday. :p
Sorry I s★w "K★rk★t in booty shorts" ★nd zoned out for ★ moment.
xx_topic_of_da_light_being_karkat_in_bootay_shortz............_chow_approvez_xx
what are you g0ing two d0, huh?
0hhhh shit kk getting pissy on the tl. everyb0dy run.
put karkat in b00ty sh0rts. life is sh0rt. 0u0 #megid0p0sting
correct, as always.
you know i was kinda feeling down tonight but now im thinking about karkat in booty shorts and that is helping.
Sure could use a delicious beverage right now. Think I'll wander off in search of one.
Sure wish I knew what the hell was going on. Shame there will never be a single word processed by my smooth little human brain.
Does anyone have an audio file for this chitt? I can't read.