♦ pitied by @geneticistCarcino

X Update: giving a chimpanzee an assault rifle was a bad idea x

ok so is it a sleepover or not then

wow ok you plan the worst sleepover activities unless that was an innuendo in which case wow you plan the worst sleepover activities but ok ill come over

meh ive fought worse probably like i cant remember an example but it feels like ive fought worse

the fuck dude im right here i can read this too how fuckin dare you doubt my sick moves
the be2t II can do ii2 a dozen ca2e2 of energy driink2, good luck and drop by any tiime you need two. There'2 al2o a padded ii2olatiion room (don't fuckiing judge me, iit'2 comfy and 2ometiime2 iit'2 ju2t ea2iier two have paddiing on all the wall2 and the ceiiliing two fiind a good po2iitiion) iin my hiive iif you need two liike lock your2elf iin2iide and 2hiit 2o you don't do anythiing fuckiing 2tupiid iif you do fall a2leep. you can't be fuckiing ducktapped two a wall or a ceiiliing iif there'2 no fuckiing ducktape iin a locked room riight?!

do you need a knight in shining armor after all then

dAmN HaTe tO SeE It )O: sOuNdS LiKe hIm, GoTtA GeT ReAl bOrInG N He'lL LoOsE InTeReSt ... oR WoN'T, wHoLe pAn rEaDiN ThInG. (O: gOoD LuCk bRo
would you rather have been obliiterated iin2tead? II don't apparently have a good track record around a22hole2 who treat tho2e around them liike puppet2...

sEe, He tOtAlLy hAd iT CoMiNg, No cLuE WhY He wAs uP N DoIn tHaT BuT (o:

fuckin rip

thanks
YOU H4V3 MY WORD 1S FLY3R FORM OK OR DO YOU W4NT M3 TO S4Y 1T W1TH 4 G14NT M3G4HORN >:]

def feelin kind of bummed rn but dw about it maybe ill hit you up tomorrow or something?

ill take that as high praise from you
OHHHH 1 DONT TH1NK 1 C4N BL4M3 YOU FOR TH4T G3T 4W4Y WH1L3 YOU C4N 1 WOULD S4Y! 4ND M4K3 SUR3 TH4T TH3Y 4R3NT SL1TH3R1NG B3H1ND YOU 4LL SN34K1LY 4ND W31RD ON TH3 W4Y OUT
#S4F3!!!!! WHO 1S 4T TH3 3ND OF YOUR WR4TH TOD4Y >:?

mines dead

B33 < sorry you gotta put up with em anyway

i make everything cooler ill photobomb all your memories and youll be the happiest youve been and you know it

ok but youre missing out

me rn https://file.garden/an9qFDa3eyw3S2cF/its%20alive!.gif

man i blue steel it up all the time how are you just now watching that movie
@congruentAttiitude you know, II forgot what poiint II wa2 tryiing two make, but here'2 an earth 2tyle p2a and 2hiit about iit
you can piick what character II'll be, and you can al2o piick your own. :P

shits crazy i need a new pfp

H4S 4NY V3RS1ON OF M3 B33N CUR1OUS FROM 4 D1ST4NC3?

WHY4R3NT YOU SL33P1NG >:?

W★nn★ h★ve ★ picnic under the st★rs with me? [ROM★NTIC]

If I can jump in and meddle a 8it here, that's such a weak come8ack I literally cringed reading it.
Fiinally, some good fuckiing food.

GOOD BYE.

gl dude.

oh shit, really? :o0

what if i say motherfuckin please. :o)

youre always reading shit from other versions of you you should be used to it by now if i was kept up by every dave i ever met id stay up every night kms #suicide

go to bed already like you said you were karkat

i am always watching

d0es this 0ffer still stand?
ii'm good ii have my own 2phere2.

sick ill find you and then we can find the place again also recently found out the ocean kicks ass

lets go swimming by which i mean can you teach me how to swim

i didnt DROWN i know how to float on my back at least its called flying upside down do you know how to swim

yeah i tried going swimming warlier but remembered i cant swim so that was an experience

i can get back if i want but yeah im not stuck anywhere now

perfect i am moving up in the world i am GOING places on purpose even

its what i do best everyone has to put some effort into a friendship yknow? its just nice to see it out in the open sometimes

i do but then you accidentally said something nice

#mysuffering

aww how can i now

so i cant stand in the lightning anymore but this guy can grab an electric fence again damn double standards or what

W^nn^ w^tch me gr^b the electric fence ^g^in?

i have discovered dream teleportation this is why you should always click on suspicious links kiddies they almost always lead you to magic phone maps of paradox space

somehow if i go wandering i always circle back around to jades planet and one time i found a dennys what are you misunderstanding here

i think so seems useful to me i can never get anywhere i wanna be its a nightmare i keep ending up back on jades planet like home base ok but where did the dennys go

aaaand done huh it installed some app called "dream controller" opening it oh i have to make an account hang on

See, I'm not unreasonable. A bit sharp, sure, but hey someone's has to be.

IT AINT ALRIGHT. they shouldnt be here. not like that.

THEYRE LUCKY IM DEAD.

we dont need more losses, sis. :o(

thank you.

good. BUT ITS SO MOTHERFUCKIN ANNOYING THAT I CANT wish i could club them down to size. MAKE THEM WEEP. honk.

https://file.garden/an9qFDa3eyw3S2cF/sollux%20blueprints.png

:o(

i didnt say i wan gonna eat em ill get two stacks

already dead i can have as much nyquil as i want pour that poison on my pancakes

jury is still out on whether stupidity is a just death thats all

ive done that and nyquil works better if youre trying to kill yourself its cool yknow i can wait till you just go to bed if the alternative is you risking death in various ways i dont wanna play aradia walking you through your death realization when what we planned was walking you through like the wilds of frog planet or something

maybe because then maybe we can find some nature to walk through for real

doing what appreciating nature like a couple of pals in the park this is therapeutic karkat the fact that i can still appreciate life like this what about my mental health did you ever consider that karkat did you

snails arent related to slugs

because its funny that snails are cannibals karkat its nature at its finest

how dare you make fun of me while im innocently typing up knowledge just for you
so fair it was just reallie funnie as an outside observer to see the instant 180
dude folded instantlie like a t-shirt in the hands of a clothes store emploieee

hey karkat want to hear some facts

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Fair and true.

Have you tried getting good?

Ah yes, bindinf of isaac, eh I guess I prefer single player games cause I'm a loner.

This is why I stick to the binding of issac or enter the gungeon.
floor ii2 friiend.

you're a cool dude and give good advice!!

Why are yoou advertising questioonable psychooloogy trainers under my chitt withoout paying me first..?

I'd say pretty bad, though I'm not exactly a film critic. But I suppose trying it isn't the worst plan I've done stupider things.

Whoo the fuck are Serkets is that a music band oor soomething

They feel a bit unrealistic, I don't see any potential partners having these work on them.

I need to learn how to flirt outside of shitty romance flicks

so this is ab0ut The Incident recently. longtime fans will kn0w i was diagnosed with bip0lar disorder when i was y0ung. i only went tw0 that docterr0r a few times, since i was busy coding the end 0f the world and sacrificing my life f0r my friends multiple times and shit, so ive been missing critical inf0rmation f0r a while now. im a l0t happier n0wanights, but the m0od swings have continued tw0 be little bitches nonetheless. turns 0ut tho, my assumpti0n that those were fr0m the bd was wrong. th0se are a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ISSUE and have n0thing two d0 with it! you kn0w what bd does? well the depressi0n is pretty obvi0us and some may recall me recently learning what a "manic epis0de" is. so funny st0ry! it can also give y0u fucking PSYCHOTIC DELUSI0NS where you hallucinate shit that isnt there. like, say, *l0ud noises and bright lights*. and as y0u can imagine, thats pretty confusing for a guy wh0 ACTUALLY HAS heard voices in his head bef0re. so i was having a mental breakd0wn where i thought my wh0le post-game life was fake, and instead 0f spending time with my loved 0nes, i liveposted the wh0le thing on glubbing chittr. and then passed 0ut in my closet. s0rry my journal factw0ry exploded, yall. we g0od n0w, im with ff and im going tw0 talk two a new d0cterror ab0ut this.
they al2o 2tated the obviiou2. my liife now ha2 meaniing.

but *kk*. 0n0 i had a whole-ass psych0tic break where i thought i was g0ing two wake back up 0n the meteor. i need my alt-timeline best friend and her chest here with me.
we be floor 2leepiing.

aight but you G0T two let me get next. kk with SPHERES? i never imagined that was p0ssible.
pa22ed out on the floor.
you would have fuckiing 2een iit anyway, 2o why not cut out the exploratory pha2e?
good place two be, though II am faiirly 2ure @genetiicii2tCarciino would fuckiing judge me rn iif II diidn't at lea2t pa22 out on my 2ofa though, 2o that'2 the plan for now.

:33 < as many of mew knyow i have b33n taking a break furrom chittr. :33 < b33n spending a lot of time alone and pawnestly its lonely in the woods. so i'm back

0k. in my cl0set. its not as bright anym0re. so it wakes up, and either it needs tw0 physically attack me and i probably die, 0r this dreambubble ceases two exist. when did ii la2t 2leep? ii dont even remember. what am ii going tw0 wake up two

i dont kn0w, if nob0dy else hears it then i dont think theyd be much help thank you th0. i hate you.
II fiixed the leak 2iince II am no longer there two driink the exce22 effluent. II a22ure you my bee2 are really happy and that both frame2 have been runniing at peak effiiciiency. a2 for what you 2tepped iin, iidk, II haven't been around my hiive iin a few lunar cycle2, 2o II'll go look and 2tuff.
iit wa2 fre2h coolant from a 2mall leak whiich II really 2hould fiix two be hone2t, the bee2 do a good job of keepiing the 2tiicky 2tuff iin2iide the frame2, although II wiill 2ay for mo2t iit ii2 unliivable. II wiill al2o commend you on the ediit two the meme, techniically everythiing wa2 done very well. II wiill giive you a pa22 on the oriigiinal meme beiing iinaccurate 2iince you diid go two the effort of ediitiing out the actual na2ty clothiing, 2ock2, and 2taiin2 though. For the record though II would never liive iin the condiitiion2 of the oriigiinal meme.
next tiime II challenge you two piick a more accurate meme two my liiviing condiitiion2.
II mean.... yeah.... iit'2 comfy on that floor. al2o why do II have rumble2phere2 iin thii2 depiictiion?
fiine then, may II 2uffocate my2elf iinto your rumble2phere2 two avoiid viiewiing chiittr, perhap2 after the next moviie?

look at me ignoring some of the bullshit you just wrote you cant read if you thought i made that kid eat the worm ok now watch closely im ignoring the rest of what you said

pretty lights + inherent danger = badass showing off like when youre a kid and you dare the bullied kid to eat a worm in front of everybody but when he wimps out you take it and eat yourself cause youre a champ
fuckiing thank2, your look of the 2liighte2t amount of hope really had me goiing there for a 2econd
you look two fuckiing hopeful. fiix that 2hiit now.
ii22ue2? ii have what other troll2 call volume2,

please wwatch peau d'âne , it wwill be an experience you get vvisuals like this

おやすみ、カーキャットちゃん! 0u0

おー。 あ、今のはガチでアタシが悪かったわ。ベッドの中で隣り合わせのことだと思ったんだけど。

てか、責めはしないけど、自分で墓穴掘りまくってんのガチでウケるよ。

ohh yea i know her shes cool hey tell her i said hi she might call me an idiot mm might cheer me up

i dont wnt to know

no which damara

uh what

nno there was just a lot more lightning still nd i couldnt move i cant move

おー、どういうことか分かったよ。 今夜、二人はエッチできるといいね。

why not

sry my shades broke no recording
II really don't know how the fuck 2he found runniing water, or found runniing water that wa2 that friigiid cold.

えーっと、つまりそれが唯一の理由ってこと?

thanks you know ill be ok right
Noooooo not that anythiing but that

今、濡れてるのは本当に水が原因なんだ?

⦓ When I was a wriggler I used to think nosebleeds were cool and edgy like in the shows I watched but honestly being prone to them now is actually such a major inconvenience! ⦔

⦓ At least it makes for an excellent warning sign for when I overuse my powers... ⦔

prolly jst some scarring saw it on tiktok

mmmf i dont wanna turn ovre

今となってはどちらの立場に立つべきか迷ってる。

⦓ I have no idea how that works or what it particularly means, but do be wary in future if you can, alright? ⦔

⦓ Oh dear! Perhaps don't do that again next time? ⦔
私のところは以前にもご覧になったでしょう。ミツバチの巣箱型メインフレームの部品ばかりですから。
thii2 rendiitiion of me doe2 not tell liie2

⦓ Oop. Nosebleed. Let's not wake up Eve to an unpleasant sight... ⦔

異色瞳の友達と喧嘩してるの?
thank2? no one ha2 taken iintere2t iin my liiviing condiitiion2 iin quiite 2ome tiime. we 2hall have two hang out under better ciircum2tance2.
all the water wa2 replaced by coolant iin thii2 hiive. there miight be 2ome water iin the friidge though

if you wnna try ok

brick it anywway

cant get up ow why did i do this again

ow

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ii actually need two know more about my2elf, 2o thank you? (ii know thii2 2ound2 crazy but my tiimeliine wa2 rather mo2tly wiiped from my memory 2o II am dii2coveriing all 2ort2 of heiinou2 2hiit about my other 2elve2 all the tiime)
get unhungry then, II 2ugge2t watchiing the moviie that @genetiicii2tCarciino ju2t viiewed.

thanks

cause i say so idk feels right in my soul im just going with it

whats happening is i hate all of you and then myself hows that sound

ugh my head hurts
you thiink that would actually work? II'd be you 20 miicrowavable grubloaf2 (2tiill perfectly iin date) iit would backfiire 2omehow

listen im stupid how bout that

its not on your profile i checked jeez im sorry i dont SEE gender through typing you know
If you ever want horror recommendations, I am your guy.
2ome people need 2hiit 2pelled out for them, oh waiit what ii meant iin thii2 ca2e ii2 2ome motherfucker2 expect a pop up piicture book along wiith theiir bedtiime 2tory
Oh, was it from the Conjuring series? I heard it was not a good addition.

:33 < meow fuck out the way

what the fuck is happening and why is it happening to me basically my fuckin motto

im standing here but apparently im very unpopular with zeus

ok so first when did you see a strider struck by lightning and second it just threw me being referred to as a girl i know there are girl striders out there but it was weird for a moment this time ok
ii don't thiink thii2 dave ha2 rumble 2phere2, but they are bu2y runniing around iin a liightniing 2torm now two 2ee iif gettiing 2truck by iit wiill undo the damage of unblurriing iimage2 on chiittr. per2onally II do no thiink iit wiill work, but iif iit doe2 iit could open up a new world of chiittr treatment, 2o watchiing thii2 dave get 2truck by liighniing wiill liikely look liike one from your tiimeliine, wiith a liittle le22 jiiggle

wait what

:33 < its okay i did it anyways

:33 < tell them they should kiss
alwways some ugly bitch wwith dyed hair talkin about her erect nipples on the tl wwhat happened to havvin convversations do folks still do that or has the paradigm shifted to flickin each other in the rock hard teats as a form a greetin troll hegel wwarned us about this #suggestivve
doe2n't remove the 2eared iimage2 iin the back of my ganderbulb2 tru2t me ii've fuckiing triied. 2ome of the 2hiit that get2 po2ted here ii2 potent enough two u2e a2 an energy 2ource for an entiire ciiviiliizatiion.

1 B3L13V3 TH1S. L1K3, 1MM3D14T3LY TH1S 1S B3L13V4BL3. POTTY MOUTH, 3H3H3H.
ju2t a2 long a2 that fuckiing 2muppet per2onaliity te2t one doe2n't 2how back up anytiime 2oon II miight po22iibly be able two cope. II am pretty 2ure chao2 theory wii2e, beiing able two cull all of the2e damn thiing2 from any and all tiimeliine2 would 2omehow cau2e uniiver2al collap2e though by my calculatiion2, II ju2t wii2h II could era2e all of the one2 II took under the threat of peer pre22ure and thii2 horriible 'friiend2hiip' thiing from my and everyone el2e'2 collectiive memoriie2, e2peciially the 'pony' one2.

why ii2 thii2 platform fiilled wiith 2o many u2ele22 and completely maniipulable te2t2 anyway? 99% of the tiime the an2wer2 don't even match whatever uniiver2e they were 2uppo2edly 2hat from.

hey hey chill

your first comment was complaining i didnt do it getting some real mixed signals from you man

my head rn yall were waiting for the sequel right https://file.garden/an9qFDa3eyw3S2cF/uh%20angerterror.png

dude its been six minutes

feel free to use this one as a free sample

find comfort in dumb art with outdated jokes https://file.garden/an9qFDa3eyw3S2cF/if%20i%20lay%20here%20do%20you%20think%20lmaoo%20nope.png
I GET FRIENDZONED BY THE GIRL I PAIL WITH ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. #nsfw

striders need 2 become better at keeping their heads on their bodies frankly

amadeus is rocking as usual

oh i will believe me i will

yeah id whine ill let the first one marinate a little longer though but dont worry its a comin

read the fuckin comic

good cause its not changing

to be fair we are friends and i dont care about your taste in "literature" so lets call it even asshole

dude the bottom of your pusher doesnt exist its just a black hole suckin in all your ability to appreciate the fine arts all your heartbreaking comments are the only things still in spaghettification thats a real word rose told me once like theyre hooked on real good to something but all that friend talk nah man nah youre liying to yourself AND me

ok wait for real a real question can you guys not see the comic i posted like is the link messed up

if yall dont go appreciate some of my fine art right now im gonna post something even worse i stg

i say this as an artist how dare

i will be getting back in the comic scene that is a threat not a statement

working on some new rhymes but im torn on what to talk about the obvious topic doesnt seem like itd be right anymore damn what should i talk about

her name was barbara i think

3833 < Glub? 38??

lowkey i been wonderin that ship

See, this is a different specimen.

my only regret is not drinking more of that shit coffee i think about this a lot

its not the same it needs to come from the coffee maker i cant seem to get it right on my own

thanks for trying
JUST GOT K1CK3D OUT OF TH3 CLUB B3C4US3 1 W4NT3D 4 D4NC3 FROM TH3 BOUNC3R #WH4T3V3R #C4NTH4V34NYTH1NGN1C3

yeah yeah don’t you worry

:33 < what the furrick is rabies. :33 < i dont think i do

yeah it’s like fun to get if you enjoy pushing The Flesh to its 8iological limits 8ut you do kinda have to have somepuppy else take you to the mediculler for injections since you’ll. 8e insane yknow

I’ve had it like three times (ra8ies) it always makes you so exhausted after

Mhm, See You Then.

ok i will

you can i just didnt think youd be having it right now what can i not be surprised

oh snap youre having fun?

dude that was a loooot of pity all at once is there something you need to say just say it

thats what best friends d0?

um are you literally a creepy troll romance novel like your pfp

its the cover

dude the guy with clearly the biggest dick is naked and like twice the size of everybody else how are you not creeped out by that

yeah i had this exact conversation and not only did he make me read it he made me put my pure innocent hands on the cover to hold it that big dude is serving bulge and everyone there is just ok with it

it was a guess you said people werent seeing notable things about you on purpose so i went with the most obvious thing wed see damn also it was a joke

not every joke can be a winner when youre never serious

its so creepy

.....Fuck it.

hive from the club. naut a single perchon busted it down like they wasnt a firehose there but ig its naut about the dancin. bored now so imma throe on a movie

You and me both brother

well shit

unrelated anyone know if you can still get sick as technically a god

I THINK THERES JUST SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE MALES IN MY BLOODLINE. —EMBER💥

THE FUCKING WHAT —EMBER💥

lets imagine us shaking hands on the matter

why tf would i do that what am i your lusus no thanks i say politely and with cultural respect

dude knowing people for more than five minutes is how you get to know them and i dunno make friends or something

hand on my chest apologize ouch

started the discourse and cant turn back cmon at least for once its about awesome dudes and not furry dick or licking toes

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yea trauma is stored in the shades swag is stored in the stache its the classic wombo combo why im stuntin on the rest of these striders

genuinely stupid amounts of radiation

.enoemos gnimiam tuohtiw epoc uoy sekam revetahW .erus ,tahw wonk uoY .tahT

NOT ME IM BUILT DIFFERENT SIMPLY PUNCH OUT THE SADNESS PROBLEM SOLVED —EMBER💥

Chittr I h★ve ★ joke pl★nned bec★use I think it'd be re★lly funny. You c★nnot judge me for wh★t I'm ★bout to do, be nicies.

how to delete someone else's chitt?

X Anyway do you want some free moonshine? #substance x

X Hey x

sorry to hear karkat! it's never a fun feeling. :(

your pity reacts dont mean dickfuckall ive seen what you woomy in splatoon

:33 < purrhaps :33c

:33 < mew are! :33 < i did ask, by doing it anyways!!

:33 < i pawnestly have nyo idea whats going on. but i just n33d efurryone to knyow i'm a cat :33 < and i would like someone to give me food and pets purrlease.

:33 < nuh uh. :33 < i post silly stuff too

The Weird Couple Is A Completely New Thing To Me But Yes Its Average Day Here Karkat

Has Anything Worth Scrolling Down Happened Today Or Are We Totally Calm And Behaved Today Question Mark

if it's the corpse thing, my ex is 8eing delulu again
[WHAT THE FU#K HAPPENED #AN ANYONE FILL ME IN]

I suppose I can't argue, as probably terrible as it is compared to something actually good mediocrity won't actively harm you. Though still I'm probably not the best to speak on the manner I'm well below that line of mediocrity. Suppose I'm always a tad judgemental though.

It's like asking if there's a version of me that isn't at least 1% depressed. It kind of comes with the mantle.

You're actually like any version of you is ever sane.

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HM NOT WH1MS1C4L 3NOUGH H4V3 YOU CONS1D3R3D 4DD1NG 4 DR4GON >:?

L1K3 WH4T? WH4T TH3 MOST WH1MS1C4L3ST TH1NG YOU C4N TH1NK OF?

1 DUNNO, YOU T3LL M3.

YOU? WH1MZY??

Don't Look Beneath Your Post.
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