PLAYING THE STUPID GAME CALLED *MINECRAFT* WITH @twinAmnesias IT'S ALREADY TERRIBLE. FOR CONTEXT HE WAS AFK AND I ACCIDENTALLY FUCKING HIT HIM WITH MY AXE.
II hope you know II am 2leepiing wiith an iiron 2hovel iin my hand from now on when playiing block game wiith you
IT WAS AN ACCIENT, DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN LIVE WITH THAT ARRANGEMENT.
okay. iin that ca2e II wiill not u2e one of our preciiou2 few diiamond2 two make a diiamond protectiion 2hovel, II tru2t you. thii2 tiime.
YOU WERE GOING TO USE *MY* DIAMONDS FOR YOUR SHOVEL, FUCK YOU CAPTOR! I AM SENDING YOU STRAIGHT TO MINECRAFT HELL AND I WILL WATCH YOU DANCE AS THE GHASTS BLAST YOU WITH FIRE BALLS, ONLY FOR YOUR SORRY ASS TO LAND INTO A LAVA PIT WITH NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL!
II'd have ab2olutely replaced iit, and iit would only have been one II've been two bu2y gettiing you cobble2tone for your project than 2eekiing diiamond2 tbf.
IF THAT'S THE CASE THEN I WILL ONLY RETRACT HALF THE STATEMENT OF YOU PERISHING IN LAVA.
don't worry, you'll get the chance two laugh at my dumb a22 when II perii2h iin lava by my own mean2, thii2 generally happen2 iif II want iit two or not.