#purrompthunter
(=｀ω´=) < FLASH FLICK CONCEPT: YOU ARE A HURTSMAN (A/N: IF YOU ARE NOT FROM BEFURUS YOU WOULD CALL THIS JOB A "NYASSASSIN") THAT IS ROUTINELY FIGHTING TOOTH AND CLAW FOR YOUR LIFE AGAINST CLOWDERS OF NONDESCRITCHPT GOONS WITH YOUR PAWRTNER!!! OMG. WHO IS _ALSO_ A HURTSMAN IN THIS AU! (^・ω・^) < YOU AREN'T PITCH KITTIES. YOU'RE NOT FLUSHED. BUT YOU AND YOUR PARTNER AREN'T NECESSARILY FURRIENDS EITHER. YOU HAVE A DEPAWNDABLE BACK AND FORTH, LIKE BATTING AROUND A LITTLE BALL WITH A BELL IN IT. THEY ALWAYS KICK THE BALL BACK! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) (^･o･^)ﾉ < AND THEN ONE NIGHT. (^･o･^) THEY JUST JUST GIVE YOU A GRUB...Read more
(=^ω^=) < MOMGOMG! IN A SUPURRISING TWIST OF THE CRINKLE TUBE, IT TURNS OUT THAT OUR OVIPAWISITION OVERLORDS OVER ON CREAMWIDTH AND LJ HAVE MANY DIFFURENT STANDARDS WHEN IT COMES TO PENNING #GRAVIDFIC!!! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) (^._.^) < DID YOU KNOW THAT SOME OF THEM OUTRIGHT REFURSE TO FILL PURROMPTS FOR #MEWTUALEGGING??? ┌(=^‥^=)┘ I DIDN'T!!!!!!
(^･o･^)ﾉ < OKAY EFURRYBODY, BACK TO MY MPURREG AU. IT IS IMPORTANT TO REMEOWMBER THAT IN THIS SETTING, ONLY MEN CAN BE _WITH GRUB_ AND THEY HAVE TO BE AT FLEAST 33 SW33PS OLD!!! OTHERWISE IT JUST. WON'T. WORK. (=｀ω´=) < THAT'S BECLAWS THE 33 SW33P AGE FLOOR FOR THIS HUMAN DISEASE CALLED "PREGNYANCY" IS VERY, VERY CRUCIAL TO THE DYMEOWMIX OF MY 'VERSE. THE OMEWGAS ACTUALLY BECOME MORE FURTILE THE OLDER THEY GET!!!!!!
~(=^‥^)ノ < FLASH FLICK CONCEPT: ONE NIGHT, WE ALL WAKE UP AFTER HAVING DISCOFURRED THAT TROLLS ARE IN FACT LATENTLY CAPABLE OF AUTONYAMOUS SEXUAL REPURRDUCTION. (^・ω・^) < THE CATCH? IT'S ONLY MEN OVER 33 SW33PS THAT CAN BECOME GRAVID AND GET GRUBNANT. OH. G33. EMMM. PLOT ENSUES. ヽ(^‥^=ゞ)
(=^-ω-^=) < I S33 YOU DISHING OUT ALL THIS FLAGRRANT PITCH PLAY ON THE DASH. AND THIS EARLY TOO??? ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿 < GOMG. K33P GOING!!!!!!!
(^･o･^)ﾉ < FIRST MATTER OF BUSISNIFF, IF YOU'RE HERE FROM MY BUBBLR OR MY CREAMWIDTH, MY REQUESTS ARE CURRENTLY C͟L͟O͟S͟E͟D͟, AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THAT. (^./_.^) < SECONDLY, IF YOU'RE HERE LOOKING FOR ANY ERRHY TROTER FICS OR FILLS... DON'T EVEN BOTHER!!!!!