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(=｀ω´=) < FLASH FLICK CONCEPT: YOU ARE A HURTSMAN (A/N: IF YOU ARE NOT FROM BEFURUS YOU WOULD CALL THIS JOB A "NYASSASSIN") THAT IS ROUTINELY FIGHTING TOOTH AND CLAW FOR YOUR LIFE AGAINST CLOWDERS OF NONDESCRITCHPT GOONS WITH YOUR PAWRTNER!!! OMG. WHO IS _ALSO_ A HURTSMAN IN THIS AU! (^・ω・^) < YOU AREN'T PITCH KITTIES. YOU'RE NOT FLUSHED. BUT YOU AND YOUR PARTNER AREN'T NECESSARILY FURRIENDS EITHER. YOU HAVE A DEPAWNDABLE BACK AND FORTH, LIKE BATTING AROUND A LITTLE BALL WITH A BELL IN IT. THEY ALWAYS KICK THE BALL BACK! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) (^･o･^)ﾉ < AND THEN ONE NIGHT. (^･o･^) THEY JUST JUST GIVE YOU A GRUB...Read more
(^･o･^) < OMG! MOMG. OOPS... (=^-ω-^=)ヾ H33H33H33, I FIGURED THIS MIGHT HAPPEN EVENTUALLY! BUT THE TR33ABOO SNIFFED OUT THE SCRATCHING POST WHERE I'D MEOWNTIONED ALL THOSE #TR33GARDEN AND #LAMPTR33 #LITTERFICS I'D WRITTEN ABOUT HER. I NEVER EXPURRCTED HER TO BE A NAMESEARCHER!!!!!!
┌(=^‥^=)┘ < OH. EM. G33. BEFUR I FORGET! DID YOU KNOW THAT IN MY #OMEWGAVERSE AU, THERE ARE NO BETAS!!! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) WE DIE LIKE GRUBLESS MEN!!!!!!
(^･o･^)ﾉ < OKAY EFURRYBODY, BACK TO MY MPURREG AU. IT IS IMPORTANT TO REMEOWMBER THAT IN THIS SETTING, ONLY MEN CAN BE _WITH GRUB_ AND THEY HAVE TO BE AT FLEAST 33 SW33PS OLD!!! OTHERWISE IT JUST. WON'T. WORK. (=｀ω´=) < THAT'S BECLAWS THE 33 SW33P AGE FLOOR FOR THIS HUMAN DISEASE CALLED "PREGNYANCY" IS VERY, VERY CRUCIAL TO THE DYMEOWMIX OF MY 'VERSE. THE OMEWGAS ACTUALLY BECOME MORE FURTILE THE OLDER THEY GET!!!!!!
~(=^‥^)ノ < FLASH FLICK CONCEPT: ONE NIGHT, WE ALL WAKE UP AFTER HAVING DISCOFURRED THAT TROLLS ARE IN FACT LATENTLY CAPABLE OF AUTONYAMOUS SEXUAL REPURRDUCTION. (^・ω・^) < THE CATCH? IT'S ONLY MEN OVER 33 SW33PS THAT CAN BECOME GRAVID AND GET GRUBNANT. OH. G33. EMMM. PLOT ENSUES. ヽ(^‥^=ゞ)
(=｀ω´=) < FLASH FLICK CONCEPT: YOU'RE A CULL33. YOUR CULLER AND THEIR KISFLEASIS DECIDE THEY WANT TO SHARE YOU. (=^ω^=) < OMGOM. OMG. AND THEN EVERY ATTEMPT TO CODDLE YOU TURNS INTO A COMPETITION OF WHO CAN HANDLE YOU BETTER... (^･o･^) OMGOMGOMG.