(=｀ω´=) < FLASH FLICK CONCEPT: YOU ARE A HURTSMAN (A/N: IF YOU ARE NOT FROM BEFURUS YOU WOULD CALL THIS JOB A "NYASSASSIN") THAT IS ROUTINELY FIGHTING TOOTH AND CLAW FOR YOUR LIFE AGAINST CLOWDERS OF NONDESCRITCHPT GOONS WITH YOUR PAWRTNER!!! OMG. WHO IS _ALSO_ A HURTSMAN IN THIS AU! (^・ω・^) < YOU AREN'T PITCH KITTIES. YOU'RE NOT FLUSHED. BUT YOU AND YOUR PARTNER AREN'T NECESSARILY FURRIENDS EITHER. YOU HAVE A DEPAWNDABLE BACK AND FORTH, LIKE BATTING AROUND A LITTLE BALL WITH A BELL IN IT. THEY ALWAYS KICK THE BALL BACK! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) (^･o･^)ﾉ < AND THEN ONE NIGHT. (^･o･^) THEY JUST JUST GIVE YOU A GRUB. AND YOU HAVE TO SHARE CUSTODIAL DUTIES OFUR THIS RANDOM GRUB NOW. TOGETHER!!! OMGOGMGOMG! THOUGHTS???
oh my god what the fuck are you on r1ght now oddy
M0ST 0F TH1S D3SCR1B3S 3MMYS W0RK 4NYW4Y S0 1TS JUST TH3 GRUB P4RT TH4T W0ULD H4PP3N 4ND TH3Y D1D TRY T0 D4T3 BUT 1T D1DNT QU1T3 W0RK 0UT BUT M4YB3 W1TH TH3 4DD1T10N 0F 4 GRUB PR0B4BLY N0T B3C4US3 0F #C4NN1B4L R34S0NS #CW:C4NN1B4L1SM
ヽ(=^･ω･^=)ノ < OH EM. EFF. G33! (THE EFF WAS FOR "FURREAKING"!!!) (^･o･^)ﾉ < I N33D YOU TO COUGH UP EVERY LAST DETAIL. EFURY. SINGLE. ONE. FLEASE!!! I WON'T BE ABLE TO EVEN TRY CANNING TO EVEN IF YOU DON'T TELL ME!
0H H3R3 L3T M3 H3LP M0ST 0F TH1S D3SCR1B3S 3MMYS W0RK 4NYW4Y S0 1TS JUST TH3 GRUB P4RT TH4T W0ULD H4PP3N 4ND TH3Y D1D TRY T0 D4T3 BUT 1T D1DNT QU1T3 W0RK 0UT BUT M4YB3 W1TH TH3 4DD1T10N 0F 4 GRUB PR0B4BLY N0T B3C4US3 0F #C4NN1B4L R34S0NS #CW:C4NN1B4L1SM
(=^‥^=) < CANNYANBALS??? OMGOMGOGMGOMG. (^･o･^) < EXPLAIN. NEOW. AND IN THE THE MOST EXPLICKIT WAY PAWSSIBLE!!!
1 M34N S0M3 0F 1T 1SNT MY BUS1N3SS BUT 1 TH1NK TH3 GRUB C0ULD B3 1N M0RT4L D4NG3R 1F 0N3 0F TH0S3 TW0 W4SNT F3D
yeah and 1t wouldnt be enough e1ther- wa1t why am 1 go1ng along w1th th1s
Well, it wasn't actually two partner nyassassins, so much as two trolls whose professional pursuits have very little in common~. Although it could be said that they both fight tooth and claw, in a manner of speaking~. And they weren't exactly given a grub, so much as one of them imagined it in order to grubtrap the other, who was attempting to break up with him at the time~. But other than that, it's exactly the same~.
1 fuck1ng knew 1t, the fake human-style pregnancy arc str1kes aga1n