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#TieThemUpTuesday report: managed 2 snag a particularly squirmy lil bunny @gadaboutTrickster girl would NOT stop wrigglin around so gettin the knots just right ended up takin me forever lmao completely worth it tho <3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3407578561c.png
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒏ — @gadaboutTrickster Jinx Egbert Jinx Egbert has a Shocking Secret. She is actually the HIT CHARACTER S↑er Mario from the Nintendo series. (CROWD GASP. WHAT?!) YES, I’m sorry you had to learn this way, but the evidence is Beyond Reasonable Doubt. Don’t let her choice in BLUE deter you from the fact Mario still wears those bluested overalls. The URGES TO WAHOO can never lie. THEY NEVER. LIE. That’s IT. That’s the end of the post. KEEP SCROLLING. LEAVE ME ALONE. I need to Ruminate On This. FOREVER! *a single tear rolls ↓ my face* … OK, KIDDING. B;oP ‘Tis just a bit of PRANKGAGGLERY from the Sillerious Gooseguy himself. Jinx Egbert is Jinx Egbert. Or IS HE? AL→ I’LL STOP. Let’s Take A Gander at Jinx Egbert! Much like I do with those Multitudinous in Existence, I want to find what makes this EGBERT AN INDIVIDUAL. But let’s get the similarities straight: Jinx is a DABBLER OF LEVITY. The playfully whimsy and calm sort who functions asynchronously to the Happenings of Chittr. Though she regards the people, Jinx posts at her own momentum, intertwining her nature with her BOUNDLESS CREATIVITY. Ranging from life ↑dates to ablution thoughts, Jinx posts for the sake of getting things OUT THERE. Why waste good ideas by keeping them in your HEAD? She’s a Fascination for movies and games, japery, all of which are STAPLES for the hivehold Egbert. She’s a striking example of being Free on your own terms. Now ONTO THE IDIOSYNCRASIES: Firstly, Jinx cares. She cares A LOT. I'm not saying that all other possible Egberts don’t give a stuff, but in the Likert Scale from SOCIALLY DISCONNECTED to BORN NETWORKER, Jinx mashes the far-→ option so hard it breaks his husktop. You pick ↑ IMMEDIATELY that she goes above and beyond for her friends and ectofamily, namely through her AFFINITY IN COOKING. There’s nothing sweeter than having someone (⒈) learn/remember your favorite meals out of the goodness of their heart. If her friends are in need of help, she steps (or maybe floats) forward to lend any assistance she can. This is majorly the reason why he’s known as the CHITTR MOM/AUNT: his proactive TENDERFACTOR should be APPRECIATED on a rowdy platform like this. Don’t mistake her sweetsillyness for passivity. He knows of the destruction he is able to cause and is willing to take action for himself and the people he ♥s. Jinx is an arm of STRENGTH as she is a hand of nurture. However, a tragedy lingers beneath her energy. A sort of aimlessness when all the people maintenance is DONE AND DUSTED, almost as though she’s unsure of her solitude. An unanswered want for reciprocation that has developed into another facet of her identity. You peel away at her outer layers to reveal the idle languor that comes with being a PERSON FOR THE PEOPLE. These feelings are derivative of her choices. This predicament is a product of her social strengths. It’s a backwards blade wrenched deep into her chest. That is, she’s stuck in the middle of peoples’ problems and is anticipated to FIX IT. Jinx has fixed many things only to receive little to nothing in return. And this is how the mask cracks. As outer responsibilities pile ↑ MORE AND MORE, as her life is deluged with the ordeals of other people, as she never gets the chance to self-regulate or find that parental care in RETURN, she develops a weaponized mechanism. Her FRUSTRATION. You notice she summons a latent urge to become violent, or at least enact some means of aggression. To vent out her frustrations, Jinx resorts to SPARRING/FIGHTING, a classic and arguably HEALTHY channel with the ✓ constraint. What I find stands out most with Jinx is the fact that her Protectiveness can shift into a thing of SELF-EXPRESSION. But a part of me thinks this comes too seldom to impact him, meaningfully. It must be hard to get some emotional traction when a lot of time is spent on other whims. I think the trick is to find a BALANCE between yourself and the people. Give yourself the time amid the hit juggling performance you’ve been keeping ↑. BREATH is all about freedom, but you clearly know when to dismount the wind and appreciate people. However, your predicament has become a cycle, almost, to stockpile feelings to a BREAKING POINT before finding an outlet to expend your emotions. Jinx, You help so many people but you don’t have that reciprocated when YOU’RE IN NEED. I think on that note you should be meaner. Yep. MEANER. EVEN SILLIER MEANER. You know that already, but I’m being serious. You deserve that →. You aren’t obligated to put people before your own needs. Kindness is strength, but it degrades over time. It’s OK to be your own person, not just the gro↑ caretaker. If you aren’t OK with anything going on, the best part is you can SAY you aren’t. Even if they are people you care about. Take your time. Claim yourself. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: NOT APPLICABLE!) Jinx Egbert. Please follow her, she’s RADICAL. This is the end. I ♥ you. SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! #gandertag #eggsbert #badluck #becauseyoureajinx #sorrythatsallicanthinkof #jinxhaveyoueverwatchedarcane

good morning and night! breakfast burritos today! @rubyredBarking @gallowsCounselor yours is in your bag!

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lunch time lunch time! @gallowsCounselor doing burgers today! it's a live delivery so i can make them fresh. double with bacon, cheese (american is the optimal burger cheese), lettuce, aioli, and a slice of tomato on the side. snack is coming with the lunch it's a bunch of fries. gonna make more burgers, obviously. @rubyredBarking, @aventurineCopycat, @tipsyGlamour you'll be getting some too... probably some more. actually hm. @tenaciousTestified @goliathsTerror you will also be getting burgers. gonna need deets on how you want it. if you're not on the list i can still probably make you one, i have a lot of beef. :D

i can get away with whatever i want forever!

the 2 nights beach episode party bash etc etc is happenin on sat 13 AND sun 14 for anyone who cant make it on saturday guys #meenradiabeach

@rubyredBarking good morning! breakfast is made. i did it continental style so just grab what you want when you come down from the dishes. theres bacon, eggs, sausage, pancakes, and a whole lotta hash browns. let me know what you think! oh @aventurineCopycat and @gallowsCounselor get some too!
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Ah. Seems they are heading to bed. Until then. Goodnight.

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