cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 15: porrim maryam #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl this wvas alvways part 15. dont evwen svweat it. i should be able to pump this out a lot faster than that other one anyvways. theres just so much more to say about porrim. the hottest gal outta our gang, maybe the hottest gal i knovw? vwell, maybe not that, but damn does she knowv vwhat to do wvith wvhat shes got. shes the perfect lay, the ultimate catch. she might seem intimidating, but do wvhat i say and youll be bagging this fake feminist left and right. so like pretty much ewvery other gal, you might run into a freebie. a porr that just sleeps around unironically, unthinking, doesnt care. hell, she might ewven come onto you first. do you really need my advwice? just say yes. itll be a meh lay as far as she goes, but its still porrim, thats gonna be pretty incredible. okay so heres the meat of it. feminism. porrim cant *help* but argue and debate and all that. some part of her knovws she should just disengage, but if you start saying some crazy shit, shell take it seriously and try to argue you dovwn. i think its an ego thing, she cant stand not provwing people vwrong. i try to go into it wvith a bit of subtlety at first. asking open ended questions, like wvhats so great about feminism, wvhy do wve evwen need it, then i take the least relewvant part of wvhat shes said and go to tovwn. you dont need to vwin the argument, all you need is for her to lose, to feel dumb, to get flustered. the best wvays, i think, inwvolwve spinning her in circles. say that its feminist for a gal to blovw you because shes making that choice herself. vwhen porrim argues, ask vwhy shes slut-shaming. it doesnt ewven matter wvhat shes said, shes on the defensivwe nowv. use her ovwn language against her, use all that therapyspeak shit. make her feel like shes arguing against herself, her owvn ideals. force her to use terminology thatll fluster her, dont let her get outta calling a slut a slut. you do all this good enough and shell be so frustrated, confused, flustered, shell let you do anything you vwant to her. and i do mean anything. if you get that far wvith a porrim, the skys the limit. get her to agree to ewven more out there shit, like that dressing modestly is slut-shaming, or that handjobs are praxis, or that she should go topless in protest of something. for such a stubborn broad, her minds surprisingly malleable. i find porrs all the time thatvwe gotten themselvwes into some sorta situation that leawves them totally unvwanting to say no. girls gotta havwe an addictiwve personality or something. i lowve her, i really do. her rating bod: cmon. its porrim. great tits, great ass, hot clothes, knovws evwery sex position. 10/10, giwve or take a point depending on your opinion of body mods wvariety: you can get into a lot wvith porrs. sure, a lot of it is gonna be the feminist breaking schtick, but thats a damn good schtick. theres alvways a newv wvay to play vwith a porr, and they just keep doing it to themselvwes. 9/10 ease: either the easiest gal youll meet, or itll take a lot of wvork, but like, fun wvork. 8/10 personality: my favworite bitch <3 shes obnoxious as hell, but anything in that vwoice is enough to get me going, and breaking her dovwn is like nothing else. 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. it couldnt be anything else. shes porrim! take it seriously if you find one of her, and consider yourself lucky. shes the best sub a guy like me could ewver ask for <3
had to count those to be sure, proud to get the 8x8 from you
These might be the funniest strategies thus far. You simplly, lliterally troll them in debate? It beggars bellief. How does that work.
it just wvorks
That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Kudos I suppose.
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damn it, the reply is *alvways* hazy... im starting to think the eight ball is fibbing about all those headaches too....